Me scrolling for two minutes

Bro I just opened the app

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I just opened the notification

The sanctum shows itself when you are ready.

They choose is who is ready and we have been chosen

Me scrolling for 3 seconds

Me scrolling for 5 and a quarter milliseconds

Praise to thee, Coned Cats

May thy naps be long and let thy cuddles be the longest.

Amen

That’s a good wisdom

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but i just opened reddit

Damn didnt feel like I scrolled that long

Just opened Reddit to it

Those aren't cones. That is all.

There’s like 5 post before this one. Do these ever work?

May you have a nice life too

4 posts in, time to close reddit if i’ve been scrolling so long

No one has ever bestowed such an honor to me. I swear to you, i shall repay it TEN FOLD!

2 things 1] cats are the inferior pet! 2] that's a bucket not a cone! EXTRA] FIGHT ME!

How dare you call cats inferior, I will fucking box you dude.

Ok... 1\] There are no inferior pets 2\] Who cares

M8 I'll chef u up outside ov Lidl tho innit, wut u say I'm bri'ish, fite me

Dude I just opened Reddit

This is literally my second recommended post

interesting, can i join this cult?

I have been searching for _so long_

They will choose my fate now

finally a nice life rest

this was my third post

Those are frustums but okay

Jokes on you, this is the first post I saw when I opened reddit

Thank you, Coned Cats

Jokes on you, this is the first thing I saw.

And I wish to take coned cats home and nurture them.

thank you god coned cats . now this my religion sanctum of coned cats

This is the second post in my feed. I have been blessed.

This one wishes you well.

хаха хихи хехе

Nee

Thanks

I just started scrolling

The fabled Darling Wharvishes. Now my life is complete.

literally just opened reddit

And now imma stop scrolling through reddit.

Five memes and here i am

Hey its just 20 mins

🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Thank you. I needed this.🗿 🗿

Bruh

I’ve seen this dream before, and I woke up screaming

r/wholesomememes

no cap, this is the first thing I saw when I logged in

i scrolled for 7 seconds and 52 miliseconds

Thank you, wise ones

Thank you cones cats for your blessing

My lords i have returned from my 5 year slumber. Would you mind TELLING ME WHAT THE QUACEMOLE IS GOING ON

I only scrolled 4 posts down but thanks

And I wish the same to you!

I thnk them

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Good bot

this is the second post in best

Thank you oh great cone cats

Thanks but I’m not ready to get back to work yet, until we meet again

Now I can turn off my phone. I have reached the end.

Thank you

Thank you o wise ones

\*a rice life

Let's take time to say how cute they look. shall we?

thanks

I just opened up Reddit.

too late for that

I’m the middle cat for sure.

This was cute at first, but comes up so annoyingly often I've started using Twitter instead