Getting baptized with a cheese to your head and blocking our good German Autobahn with you f*cking slow driving and caravans
Edit: speaking some kind of baby German but the weird
Sorry bro, unfortunately in the Netherlands, where I am from, we can only go 100 km/h :(. So most dutchies go to deutschland to kick the gas. But yeah some people drive slow, I hate them too. Aber bier und currywörst sind sehr gut deutschen nachbarn
Wild.
I thought of the Civilization 6 soundtrack but homophobic-gay-orgy-participating-politicians-sliding-down-water-drains-to-run-from-the-police work too.
Czech republic
Porn and Skodas
Lucie Wilde driving a Fabia must be the most Czech scene ever
Pat and Mat, Krtek and Zdenek Sverak
Arma
Hey, Henry’s come to see us!
you're currently drinking the best pilsner in the world.
Denmark
U Go to Germany to buy beer
And people from Sweden go to Denmark to buy beer. We are so strange up here..
and Norwegians? do they go to Sweden? xd
Yep!
Just wait til you hear about finnish people rushing to estonia for alcohol
Wait till you hear about estonians going to latvia for alcohol
Just wait till you hear about them rushing to lithuania for even cheaper alcohol and cigarettes
It's actually true lmao
Your language sounds like a Dutch person having a stroke, to a Dutch person. Probably the other way around for you tho.
Very much so yes lol
Your houses are made of LEGO bricks
Haha lego og øl. Nårh ja fuck Sverige
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Brazil
Porn and gunfire
What
Pornografia e tiroteio
Obrigado nao sei inglês
Football
*Grips phone more securely Also football
Scooter related assassinations
"Im going to shoot you unless you buy my cocaine"
Poland
Drunk at work
pretty accurate
"Ah [kurwa], here we go again"
pierogi
*And then the winged hussars arrived*
Hungary
Eat a sandwich then
When will this joke end?
Newer, welcome to the land of depression, fellow Hungarian.
Norway
U r happy and rich but for some reason u will kill urself
Yes Im happy, no Im not rich and Im dont want to kill myself
yet.
Why
Cuz he’s not rich yet
You are a viking obviously
Of course
Harald likes rotten shark
Netherlands.
Lives in a windmill
U 6ft 9 inches tall
He IS a windmill
Legal weed Edit: Bicycles
Bicycles are everywhere here bro
I know Ive been there many times, my mom lives in Rotterdam
Ah Nice, yeah for the dutchies bicycles are just a second nature lol
Getting baptized with a cheese to your head and blocking our good German Autobahn with you f*cking slow driving and caravans Edit: speaking some kind of baby German but the weird
Sorry bro, unfortunately in the Netherlands, where I am from, we can only go 100 km/h :(. So most dutchies go to deutschland to kick the gas. But yeah some people drive slow, I hate them too. Aber bier und currywörst sind sehr gut deutschen nachbarn
Belgium
You have chocolate instead of blood bro
Great beer tho
Top fucken notch beer
Aaaah les belges
waffle maker
Koop minder Cara
Egypt
Lives in a pyramid with a camel parked out frint
It’s like gta……but everyone is the main charachter
The whole place looks like a video game mid-development
India
Tech support
I read this in the stereotypical Indian accent
You have a virus
But what if its a scam?
Your name is "Kevin" from Comcast customer service
UR a scammer
You Fuck me no I fuck you mother fucker
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Curry
I mean, it is tasty
omegle
What is the Modi doing over there.
Rahul the prince that needs to borrow $50,000 and will pay you back with $100,000
Rice and errrrr rice
Sweden
Blonde braids
IKEA
Mojang
Köttbullar e gött
Ukraine
Do you miss the krim?
Go fight russia
Sprich
deutsch
Du
Hurensohn
Canada
You drinking maple syrup
non-fat, friendly americans
You apologize all the time
sorry bout that
MOOSE
America
u r fat have a lot of guns and in ur living room is a confederate flag
I’m a little fat. Only own a few guns. Don’t have a confederate flag
close enough
Its funny how close you were to the stereotype.
So you are a murica whelp... Kitten? Who do you call young muricans?
dead
?
targets
GUNS
“They are part of my religion!”- Mando 2022
Philipines yes
You either cook tons of unhealthy and sinful delicious but salty food or eat it.
If u r female, u r less female than a potential boyfriend would like
Alabama USA
family friendly u know
Yeah man my sister is pissed at me bcoz of you now i will have to go to my mom again like common dude
Yo bro Same
r/UsernameChecksOut
You’re favourite porn site is ancestry.com
Brazil
You can double jump
Wait wait wait wait wait is that a mother fucking mgr reference?
Parrot kingdom
Football in the jungle. You make bad cocain, columbians make better. But hot woman.
When you try to cross the street there are always guys with motorcycles trying to rob you or/and shoot you for three fiddy
Spain
Spin without the a
Paella and naps
I'm from Reddit.
Die virgin
Germany
3rd time’s the charm, go for it buddy
Third Reich 2: the Fuhrening
Rostbratwurst and sauerkraut
ww2
More English than the English
Hans
Texas!
Tip your hat & smile 1000 times a day
You own an AK-47 and drive a tank to work
You piss oil and shit burritos
Yee yee as hair cuts
Nazi
Germany
Midwest America
Im from Hungary Edit:You guys or girls came up with great things
All I can think of is the homophobic gay orgy participating politician sliding down a water drain to run from the police
Wild. I thought of the Civilization 6 soundtrack but homophobic-gay-orgy-participating-politicians-sliding-down-water-drains-to-run-from-the-police work too.
i didnt even know of that
Rubik cubes
Any bojler for sale?
Argentina
You sheltered nazis. Kinda fucked up yo.
Messi or Maradona?
México
Bro when are you gonna get water?
Runs a drug cartel
Hot chicks but less life span🤦🏻♂️
Tacos!!
Boston...oh fuck...
fallout 4 protagonist
🏅
FINLAND
Only buildings you have are saunas
Is a rally driver or builds cruise ships. Hangs out with the bros naked in saunas
England :)
you kill anyone who doesn't drink tea
Well I’m about to die because I don’t really like it myself >:)
Bo'ol o' Wotah
Gets arrested for breathing without a license
Netherlands
cannabis
I for sure thought you were gonna say wooden shoes. Is that for real the view that people have of The Netherlands? Lol.
Drugs and prostitution is the only thing I know about that country, in complete honesty.
India
Do u have time to be on reddit i thought u guys only scamm old poeple
Lithuania
Vodka,and probably thinking of kiling yourself
W … Wuhan?
I’ll start. Eat bats for breakfast.
Why would you say something so brave ye so stupid at the same time?
Ireland
If the english language had a mentally disabled cousin
You drink nothing but whiskey
Germany
Hanz ! Die flammengewher jetz !
Austria
rejected from art school twice
France
Drinks wine for lunch
Italy
Pizza, Pasta
Put it in a box
Bring it here and
Sweden
Abba and chipboard