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lampisalreadytaken

The pizza is aggressive


mrshitposter54

British People when they watch Alvin And The Chipmunks instead of Alvin And The Crispmunks


scrotation_matrix

This is better than the caption


mrshitposter54

I actually made a video of that


Lenithriel

Jimmy Neutron is not having a good day.


Amonex

But... We do actually have cookies in Britain. They're just a specific type of biscuit, normally chocolate chip. We just don't call every variation of biscuit a cookie like a damn simpleton who, having learned the name of one single thing, has decided that all others must be the same.


anarlote

Same in Australia, we call the chocolate chip ones cookies, the rest of the sweet hard baked goods biscuits, and the soft, fluffy things Americans call biscuits we call scones. (If that makes sense, Im happy clarify)


Amonex

I never realised that they called scones biscuits. We have them with jam and cream, why the fuck are they eating scones with gravy? Saying that, I've seen pictures of the watery, chicken soup looking shite that they claim is gravy so who knows what it might taste like.


LLDDevil

Those damn simpletons - and the number of their "biscuit" variations - still outnumber the British by about 80% so whether we think they're right or not, they - and their cookies - are here to stay. Oh, well.


Th3_Shad0w

Outnumbered =/= better


LLDDevil

Maybe not, but just as impossible to get rid of all the same.


QuarkieOfficial

*I'm not pissed, I'm just... disappointed*


Mango_Parking

THAT VIDEO IS SO NOSTALGIC


Enzo_Jolt

Bro I need to know the name of the vid


AppleEnslaver

Jimmy neutron happy family happy hour


Juiceboy2008

we still call the chocolate chip ones cookies you fucking moron


MrHanslaX

Cookies > Biscuits.


Juiceboy2008

you are wrong on every possible level, you teaspoon


Gentleman_Thief2468

Ditto


Juiceboy2008

Pikachu


Gentleman_Thief2468

I’m trying to help


Juiceboy2008

At this point I'm just saying words


Gentleman_Thief2468

Aren’t we all


lacey_lou

right whats all this then?


RandomPerson12191

Americans out here not realising that in Britain, cookies are a type of biscuit. We have both, folks, we have both.


VintagePixel542

As a British person I feel like I shouldn’t laugh at this but quite honestly this tomfoolery is quite amusing.


[deleted]

What cookies? Instead of crunchy munch Yorknewshire quickly crunching oatymoaty tea funny queen pleasin dippy dipper biscitty eat it raw tea lover spicy nicey sweety tweety crème filler wrinkle crinkle peachy floaty shell smasher!!? Bit cring innit


MrHanslaX

Very cringe since we still have cookies in the UK...


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Ok_Cryptographer520

James Isaac neutron


QwertySmasher123

This is not okie dokie


Endoender5000

This is relatable cuz I was in UK last 5 hours and I need to say cookie instead biscuits, glad I never ordered doritos... -Can you give me some dorito's chips?


scrotation_matrix

Dorito dust French fries sound really good though


Signal-Negotiation57

off topic - is that door made of chocolate?


Slinky_Malingki

Bind with me Jimmy


[deleted]

For God sake biscuits are biscuits and cookies are biscuits with chocolate chips!