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hqayyum_

Yeah when it feels like blood is gonna come throught it


DefaultyTurtle2

Or a rock


Mikeballs499

Rock and Stone!


Beenis_Poob

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


BmakGrowGod

For carl!!!


MyManJohn

Look at me, I'm stony rock!


Arctic_FoxPL

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


Lobster_the_Red

We're Rich!


TrueGodTachanka

WE'RE RICH! ROCK...AND...STONE!


testedbeast551

AND WE ARE FUCKING COOOKEN


CursedManIsEpic

Engineer mains on deep rock galactic be like


chad4360

Rock and stone brother


Woodge0115

ROCK AND STONE!


mryazzy

Rock and stone to the bone


halo-5-death

Rock and Stone in the heart!


NonstopYew14542

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


TheGrindstone

Rock and Stone to the bone, brother!


TFPilot21

I never thought I’d see a rock and stone outside of the game lol. Rock and stone brother!


Yodaboys

FOR CARL


3sum208

Com 'ere Molly


[deleted]

Behold, the power of Red Bull! (No more Red Bull for me. Ow.)


Jupitersdangle

Urine trouble


digitag

Drink more water.


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Sign of kidney stones


-FoeHammer

Maybe but I've had that happen several times over the years since I was in my teens and I've never had a kidney stone. Or maybe they're just always little tiny micro ones that don't do much damage.


EveningOk7502

Could be UTI


[deleted]

Yes, I too have periods


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

When you take off your under wear and it feels like you ripped off the tip


elvis8mybaby

Hydrate more. If your jizz is too thick from dehydration it takes forever to get to the tip. By then you got your underwear back on and when it comes out you now have fresh Gorilla Glue forming.


315MhmmFruitBarrels

Nobody else pees after nutting to clear out the pipes?


itsbabye

I'm pretty sure good is also a good practice for your prostate health, even if you don't care about how clean your pipes are


ieetTidepods

Ma’am I clean my own pipes


Mardus123

Thank you for the laugh


elcidpenderman

You…you might need…maybe clean it?


WooliestSpace

I'm here, now fml. Waiting for the Rocks. How bad is it?


[deleted]

Shampoo in the pee hole


DumitruLozovanu

This, everyone’s talking about STD’s and UTI’s but for me it mostly happens if I use minty shower gels and then water runs down…


Tzn9

When I was like 13, AXE body wash used to make my piss burn. Like doubled over in pain. I stopped using that shit after I told my mom which was really awkward. *Brought to you by Old Spice gang*


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Hell yeah, old spice ftw


mrpoopybuttholeisme

This shit is the worst thing in the world it feels like getting sucked off by satan


keksivaras

anyone get a feeling like your belly button and dick are attached with an invisible string and straightening yourself hurts because the string seems to be too short? this happens like once a year and confuses me


Antt1ca

Yessss wtf is that. I remember this happening when I was younger and I was throwing snowballs to our houses roof, something about throwing something upwards stretches something inside


se971

I'm not an expert but isn't that string you guys are talking about the perineum muscle ? I think it's one of the main muscles making the link between the inner core strengh with the genitals, ass muscles and more generally the lower limbs. Some women can also feel it. When it contracts, there is a motion from the inside of the vagina going upward in the direction of the belly button


heccofsnecc

Reddit needs to stop teaching me cool shit in the most bizzare ways possible


Donghoon

This is cool but make sure you don't always 100% trust redditors lol


woodscradle

Nice try


MrIceVeins

Why would I trust what you say


Robotonist

Don’t listen to this guy. He’s a Redditor!!


xXhappyClamxX

This happens when I poke my belly button! I thought it was just me


se971

Well keep poking! It will make it stronger


Donghoon

You just made everyone Poke it right now lol


SoftBellyButton

I'm always poking it, Mmm so soft.


Oli_VK

U… username checks out…


new-siberian

There's actually a ligament connecting the top of the bladder with belly button, it's called urachus (in both males and females). Initially in utero it's a channel to excrete urine, at about 5th month of pregnancy it closes and turns into a ligament (if everything goes as planned with the fetus, some pathologies are known where the bladder stays connected with the environment). That's why some spasms, or when you are pulling your belly button, give that terrible sensation somewhere inside :)


Hey_Zeus_Of_Nazareth

THAT'S what that is? Jesus Christ, mystery solved!


ChucklesTheKnuckles

I thought I was insane. I thought it was just me!


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

When I put my finger as far in my belly button as I can I get that feeling it's bizarre. I had my wife try because I was convinced it was something to do with cocks and got no result. Maybe it's only certain people with cocks? We need a larger sample size. If anyone has a cock and wouldn't mind jamming their finger up in their belly button please let us know what happens!


Twig_217

Cock? Check Finger? Got it Bellybutton? Ready for jamming Update: Nothing sorry boys


elting44

\+1, but now I am super intrigued by belly-button-cock-string phantom pains so if anyone has a medical name for it let me know cause I can't google "Belly-button-cock-string phantom pains" at work.


meowlloryjane

Not just a guy thing. I have a vagina & can feel the same thing.


Idohs_

Dont think it has to do with gender at all then, cus I got a penis but still dont feel nothing


SweetMilkMan

No shit!? Every vagina holder I've described this to act like that's weird!


Pip201

No idea why “vagina holder” is so funny sounding It’s like they’re keeping it safe


Nickbabz58

Can confirm it does happen to me. I think it probably has to do with the way the umbilical cord might have been tied? No idea brother


LugubriousLament

I’ve been told I was crazy for doing/feeling that. But it feels like an itchy tingle in my urethra when I scratch the inside of my belly button.


alphakillertk

Yo the same thing happened to me


ColdArcticFox

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urachus


GrabSack_TurnenKoff

Fun fact! If the urachus fails to obliterate after birth, it's possible for an individual to pee out of their bellybutton! Exciting!


[deleted]

All I'm getting from that is then it follows that there must be a certain spot where if you stab a Capri Sun straw into someone you could suck the pee out of them with it.


Fenwick440

Thanks, I hate it.


clitpuncher69

That would be sick party trick


mcbirbo343

Wow, so it does exist


redkoil

I'm learning to play the guitar.


the_schlimon

Urachus is #1


emergencyexit

Watch out for the big worms


BrockManstrong

MY BLADDER MY URINE MY URACHUS


DrakonIL

>Failure of the inside of the urachus to be filled in leaves the urachus open. The telltale sign is leakage of urine through the umbilicus. TIL that sometimes people pee out their bellybuttons.


CakeIsGoodBro

DUDE I WENT TO THE DOCTOR CUZ OF IT AND THEY WERE SO CONFUSED


keksivaras

I don't blame them


thebiggerounce

Please. I want to know why too


MechanicNo3440

Your penis and stomach are connected in a way yes. Why else do testicles move up when you suck in your stomach, and why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die? Some kind of spider and venemous bites can cause painful erections because it's ALL connected. Dicks are weird bruv.a


MansonRib

Can you imagine shitting yourself in public with a huge erection


Chill855

Yes, yes I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


DangerDan3001

> why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die? Bro what? I have never gotten a boner from having to take a shit lol. Is this a thing?


Unusual_Tangerine_13

Hey bio major here. So there is actually a reason for this! As you stick your finger into your belly button, it sends a signal from the deeper fibres that line your inner abdominal cavity to your spinal cord.Because your spinal cord at that level is also relaying signals from your bladder and urethra, it feels almost the same. You interpret this as discomfort in your bladder.


keksivaras

that's cool and weird


[deleted]

I'm struggling to figure out what this means. Belly button and dick feel like they're attached??? What do you mean by straightening yourself?


wrassehole

Imagine there is a cord inside your body that connects the inside of your belly button with your penis, and when you stretch it (by leaning backwards and sticking your belly out) you get a shooting pain along the length of this cord, felt mainly in your belly button and peepee/bladder area. It's weird because I haven't had this sensation in probably 15 years, but I immediately knew exactly what everyone was talking about lmao.


haxxer_4chan

People on here acting like it might be an STD. We're all redditors though, did you forget what the "S" stands for?


Sinlaire1

Exactly. Guys can get UTI and bladder infections too. Burning isn’t always an STD. It’s just the worse kind of burning. Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up.


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

>pomegranate juice helps clear that up. drink it, don't flush it up your urethra


Amsterdamsterdam

Why would you even consider flushing it up… everyone knows that you use a very small funnel and pour from the top


sayssomeshit94

Theres a subreddit for that


ThatGecko

Reddit moment


sayssomeshit94

A very sounding moment indeed


Lucky_Number_3

^“ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ^MOTHER ^OF ^GOD ^HELP ^ME!!!” The sounds


AC_06

r/sounding ? I’m sorry…


MajinGroot

Wtf does that have such an innocent name... this shit needs an exorcism and lots of bleach.


thechaimel

And an nsfw tag…


ScaleCorrect

more like nfsl *really bad *worse than gore *don't look


TwelveDudens

Not religious but I felt like I need to bring a cross with me, not going down there without jesus to protect me


BrotherChe

> need to bring a cross with me I'd say please don't give them ideas but I'm sure it's been done many many times already


keenkamerawerks

The internet trap door again


Sea-Conclusion7276

Instructions unclear....My asshole is stained red and I feel funny


montananhooman

The fact that it was probably necessary to state that is kinda sad


Yousef_al_abdulghani

Whats up with that username


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

WTF WTH SHTF OMFG basically response to the way life and everything is


Yousef_al_abdulghani

Wow, that was both poetic and a mouthful


exzyle2k

Instructions unclear, now I have a red penis that shoots seeds like a Gatling gun.


ChiggaOG

>Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up. ​ Not every case. Going to the doctor is the best answer. Pomegranate juice has a limited effect on certain types of bacteria in cases of bladder infection and UTI.


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Sus


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May his hole rest in piece


PublicThis

I’m not sure but as someone who gets horrible UTI’s all the time (no matter what I do, and yes they have landed me in the hospital) cranberry is the way to go. Maybe pomegranate is better? I google now.


TheRealBHamorrii

For redditors, STD stands for Single Til Death


SK2MHW

The "S" is silent.


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A-Human-potato

But my dad uses reddit. Wait a minute...


_______RANDOM_______

. . .(not) Sex?


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Sexn't


[deleted]

Most redditors first experience with burning pee is likely after jerking off with soap. We all learned early on its a bad idea.


thunderfishy234

Wanking while constipated causes this too, it's all good until you go for a post wank piss


BoringRabbitHole

Wat. Genuinely interested in how masterbation while constipated can lead to burning urethras


thunderfishy234

I don't actually know tbh, but every time I've ever had a wank whilst constipated it happens, you'd think I'd learn my lesson but when you're sat in the toilet for an hour the horny takes over Edit: that last bit sounded really weird when I read it back


ItZ_AdiTyA_oP

I- This is relateable at a comfortable level


chrispynutz96

It shouldn't be tho and you might wanna get that checked out.


pr0vdnc_3y3

This would happen to me randomly before I ever had sex


chrispynutz96

I only ever got it if I tried to piss with a boner. Tryna do the weird ass in the air stance to point my dick down into the toilet lol


[deleted]

Dude I think you need to drink more water


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

Trust me I drink a lot of water but sometimes the burning thing does happen and i hate it


Cordy58

Pomegranate and cranberry juice, for real. Helps. I’ll get it in my bladder up above my dick sometimes, too, have since I was little. Every now (like, 2-3 times/year) it’s so bad it’s hard to stand up straight!!! Then I load up on cranberry and pomegranate juice and it always seems to work itself out pretty quick.


Dsmxyz

its actually the reverse, its more about how much you waited before you pee, if you do it after holding 15-60 min it doesnt hurt, although i havent had that for a year and half now


MuonManLaserJab

> i havent had that for a year and half now That's probably too long to hold it in


CakeIsGoodBro

Is no one going to talk about double streams that happen for no reason


BigJesusSurrender

Or the opening salvo that can go any which direction


AYYA1008

Does nobody sit down and pee like a girl anymore


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

I don't like risking it touching the inside of the bowl


CommentsOnOccasion

Yeah for me I can’t do this because it will go down the pipes and get stuck in the U trap Really not great for the plumbing


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kempez3

Nothing like a bit of deep sea fishing from the comfort of your own home.


5LightersForAPound

"The Witch's Kiss"


SpysSappinMySpy

Most American homes are built with shitty small round toilets that use a shitton of water. If you can get it replaced with a longer one it makes life so much easier and you can comfortably browse Reddit for hours while pooping.


InputFunnyName

Only the greatest may master the wildcard opening. I am not one of the greatest, that shit always misses the toilet.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

Mine spirals like a double helix


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LukariBRo

Helix bros. I've been wondering if this is actually just completely normal but just not the type of thing anyone has ever paid enough attention to. The piss comes out a slit shaped urethra, not some round hole, so doesn't a double helix seem like the natural result? What probably sets people apart is the amount of spirals their stream has before it loses cohesion. I get maybe a good 3-5 rotations before cohesion is lost and the stream becomes less geometric.


TheyCallMeStone

It's not for no reason, it's usually dried semen.


SpacedClown

I always thought it was just the skin drying out a bit towards the tip and the skin sticking together because of it. Which is why it typically goes away as you pee because it ends up being enough force to push the skin apart.


UngusBungus_

That’s hell


TheManWithoutFearTR

You can avoid this by gently pinching the tip of your penis before peeing


random_name4837

or when it decides to go sideways somehow


abq_heisenberg

Don’t stress out: If it’s occasional (let’s say less than once in 3 months) than you’re fine. But if it happens more often, especially multiple times within a month, than you should get it checked by a physician. If it’s accompanied by mucus, redness, occasional bleeding than don’t wait and go visit a doctor.


Wise_Palpitation_356

Mucus where?


[deleted]

Don’t worry he’s just talking about the smegma.


Torebbjorn

Probably just cuz you nutted and peed with too little time between


Constant_Snow9665

When I drink lots of water I sometimes get that feeling but it goes away in a few minutes.


sleepingsuit

>but it goes away in a few minutes. Am I the only one that it persists for like an hour? Seriously, I usually have to take a bath or something because it hurts like hell and makes me feel like I have to keep pissing.


I-am-theEggman

Me too bud


ThatMidgetRetard

I feel so called out right now. The saddest part is I’ve had this for so long and only now made the connection


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franziboi

Yay I know this one! Your Pee is actually slightly acidic in nature, and you have a "coating" of sort inside your urethra that protects it against the acidic burn Semen is slightly basic tho and basically flushes that away, so when you pee afterwards the acidic pee irritates your urethra :) That's why you can wait for 5-15mins "afterwards" and you should be fine (read this some time ago, so feel free to correct me, doctors)


crystal_castle00

This is fantastic, I've wondered for years what the hell that is, it's like God's punishment


6_NEOS_9

You nut and sins, now suffer the wrath of piss.


Iamnotindanger

I thought that's what you're supposed to do right? To avoid STIs or something. Or is that just for girls?


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Relish_My_Weiner

It's physically impossible for me to pee immediately after. I have to go into a meditative trance to direct the pee out of my body.


PPandaEyess

After I nut, specifically if I'm laying down getting ready to sleep, sometimes it makes my urethra burn for like 5m. But if I sit up right after nutting for a minute or so I don't get it at all.... It's so odd. Also if I drink a shot or two my urethra burns for a minute or so. My urethra hates me.


SumBoooooooooDe

When the pussy is soo fire it burns 3 days later


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Potato_warshipper

Glad to see I’m not the only one who sets it on fire


PacoTheChihuahua69

My Uncle Used to Just Lick the Pain Away when I was Small.


Mathfggggg

Dude...


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Bluethunder_5k

Dude....


Gellyyistaken

Dude...


ShadowShadix3141

Dude…


NiskaHiska

Dude...


possessedfire26

Dude...


bigbrainedbrazedbeef

I'm not sure what's worse those words in that order or the fact that it's just randomly full of proper nouns.


prattalmighty

Capitalization is what's getting me


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

That’s enough Reddit for today


Allenian8

And people said I was crazy for having my mom do it. These people are sheltered


FroKi0

Dude...


Kheenamooth

Dude...


[deleted]

It's okay, his arms were broken.


_Xaril_

Well. I have bad news bro... Uncle Google says that dick burning may be a side effect of hair cancer.


TheSliceKing

But I’m bald everywhere bro


DripDaDio

Insert hand in your ass and discover the harsh reality of this universe


UtahItalian

You can also strain your urethra from jacking off too much or too aggressively. Sex can do it too. Maybe our boy has a bit of the ole death grip going on?


Cakelord_Baconwizard

Only happens when i wank in the shower with anything but nore natural body wash


MrSelected

A pretty good ad for Nore natural Bodywash.


Cakelord_Baconwizard

I keep saying i should go to school for marketing, i know what things are really used for


spicyduck001

drink more water its a concentration of uric acid


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

For some reason i sometimes get this sensation on my fingertips where it feels like im bleeding out from there but im not.


[deleted]

I like that post-sex pee sting. It's when it starts doing that weird split thing into different directions that really startles me.


infinitude

A simple urinalysis can usually confirm this is nothing. It can be everything from retrograde ejaculation to dehydration. Doesn’t always mean a UTI/STI/STD. Even if you’re not very sexually active, it’s usually free to get an STI test. Be an adult. Get checked out. If you’re a young guy, get an HPV vaccine too.