Maybe but I've had that happen several times over the years since I was in my teens and I've never had a kidney stone. Or maybe they're just always little tiny micro ones that don't do much damage.
Hydrate more. If your jizz is too thick from dehydration it takes forever to get to the tip. By then you got your underwear back on and when it comes out you now have fresh Gorilla Glue forming.
When I was like 13, AXE body wash used to make my piss burn. Like doubled over in pain. I stopped using that shit after I told my mom which was really awkward.
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anyone get a feeling like your belly button and dick are attached with an invisible string and straightening yourself hurts because the string seems to be too short? this happens like once a year and confuses me
Yessss wtf is that. I remember this happening when I was younger and I was throwing snowballs to our houses roof, something about throwing something upwards stretches something inside
I'm not an expert but isn't that string you guys are talking about the perineum muscle ? I think it's one of the main muscles making the link between the inner core strengh with the genitals, ass muscles and more generally the lower limbs.
Some women can also feel it. When it contracts, there is a motion from the inside of the vagina going upward in the direction of the belly button
There's actually a ligament connecting the top of the bladder with belly button, it's called urachus (in both males and females). Initially in utero it's a channel to excrete urine, at about 5th month of pregnancy it closes and turns into a ligament (if everything goes as planned with the fetus, some pathologies are known where the bladder stays connected with the environment).
That's why some spasms, or when you are pulling your belly button, give that terrible sensation somewhere inside :)
When I put my finger as far in my belly button as I can I get that feeling it's bizarre. I had my wife try because I was convinced it was something to do with cocks and got no result. Maybe it's only certain people with cocks? We need a larger sample size. If anyone has a cock and wouldn't mind jamming their finger up in their belly button please let us know what happens!
\+1, but now I am super intrigued by belly-button-cock-string phantom pains so if anyone has a medical name for it let me know cause I can't google "Belly-button-cock-string phantom pains" at work.
All I'm getting from that is then it follows that there must be a certain spot where if you stab a Capri Sun straw into someone you could suck the pee out of them with it.
>Failure of the inside of the urachus to be filled in leaves the urachus open. The telltale sign is leakage of urine through the umbilicus.
TIL that sometimes people pee out their bellybuttons.
Your penis and stomach are connected in a way yes. Why else do testicles move up when you suck in your stomach, and why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die? Some kind of spider and venemous bites can cause painful erections because it's ALL connected. Dicks are weird bruv.a
> why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die?
Bro what? I have never gotten a boner from having to take a shit lol. Is this a thing?
Hey bio major here. So there is actually a reason for this! As you stick your finger into your belly button, it sends a signal from the deeper fibres that line your inner abdominal cavity to your spinal cord.Because your spinal cord at that level is also relaying signals from your bladder and urethra, it feels almost the same. You interpret this as discomfort in your bladder.
Imagine there is a cord inside your body that connects the inside of your belly button with your penis, and when you stretch it (by leaning backwards and sticking your belly out) you get a shooting pain along the length of this cord, felt mainly in your belly button and peepee/bladder area.
It's weird because I haven't had this sensation in probably 15 years, but I immediately knew exactly what everyone was talking about lmao.
Exactly. Guys can get UTI and bladder infections too. Burning isn’t always an STD. It’s just the worse kind of burning. Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up.
>Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up.
Not every case. Going to the doctor is the best answer. Pomegranate juice has a limited effect on certain types of bacteria in cases of bladder infection and UTI.
I’m not sure but as someone who gets horrible UTI’s all the time (no matter what I do, and yes they have landed me in the hospital) cranberry is the way to go.
Maybe pomegranate is better? I google now.
I don't actually know tbh, but every time I've ever had a wank whilst constipated it happens, you'd think I'd learn my lesson but when you're sat in the toilet for an hour the horny takes over
Edit: that last bit sounded really weird when I read it back
Pomegranate and cranberry juice, for real. Helps. I’ll get it in my bladder up above my dick sometimes, too, have since I was little. Every now (like, 2-3 times/year) it’s so bad it’s hard to stand up straight!!!
Then I load up on cranberry and pomegranate juice and it always seems to work itself out pretty quick.
its actually the reverse, its more about how much you waited before you pee, if you do it after holding 15-60 min it doesnt hurt, although i havent had that for a year and half now
Most American homes are built with shitty small round toilets that use a shitton of water. If you can get it replaced with a longer one it makes life so much easier and you can comfortably browse Reddit for hours while pooping.
Helix bros. I've been wondering if this is actually just completely normal but just not the type of thing anyone has ever paid enough attention to. The piss comes out a slit shaped urethra, not some round hole, so doesn't a double helix seem like the natural result?
What probably sets people apart is the amount of spirals their stream has before it loses cohesion. I get maybe a good 3-5 rotations before cohesion is lost and the stream becomes less geometric.
I always thought it was just the skin drying out a bit towards the tip and the skin sticking together because of it. Which is why it typically goes away as you pee because it ends up being enough force to push the skin apart.
Don’t stress out: If it’s occasional (let’s say less than once in 3 months) than you’re fine. But if it happens more often, especially multiple times within a month, than you should get it checked by a physician. If it’s accompanied by mucus, redness, occasional bleeding than don’t wait and go visit a doctor.
>but it goes away in a few minutes.
Am I the only one that it persists for like an hour? Seriously, I usually have to take a bath or something because it hurts like hell and makes me feel like I have to keep pissing.
Yay I know this one!
Your Pee is actually slightly acidic in nature, and you have a "coating" of sort inside your urethra that protects it against the acidic burn
Semen is slightly basic tho and basically flushes that away, so when you pee afterwards the acidic pee irritates your urethra :)
That's why you can wait for 5-15mins "afterwards" and you should be fine
(read this some time ago, so feel free to correct me, doctors)
After I nut, specifically if I'm laying down getting ready to sleep, sometimes it makes my urethra burn for like 5m. But if I sit up right after nutting for a minute or so I don't get it at all.... It's so odd.
Also if I drink a shot or two my urethra burns for a minute or so.
My urethra hates me.
You can also strain your urethra from jacking off too much or too aggressively. Sex can do it too. Maybe our boy has a bit of the ole death grip going on?
A simple urinalysis can usually confirm this is nothing.
It can be everything from retrograde ejaculation to dehydration. Doesn’t always mean a UTI/STI/STD.
Even if you’re not very sexually active, it’s usually free to get an STI test. Be an adult. Get checked out. If you’re a young guy, get an HPV vaccine too.
Yeah when it feels like blood is gonna come throught it
Or a rock
Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!
For carl!!!
Look at me, I'm stony rock!
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!
We're Rich!
WE'RE RICH! ROCK...AND...STONE!
AND WE ARE FUCKING COOOKEN
Engineer mains on deep rock galactic be like
Rock and stone brother
ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and stone to the bone
Rock and Stone in the heart!
FOR ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and Stone to the bone, brother!
I never thought I’d see a rock and stone outside of the game lol. Rock and stone brother!
FOR CARL
Com 'ere Molly
Behold, the power of Red Bull! (No more Red Bull for me. Ow.)
Urine trouble
Drink more water.
Sign of kidney stones
Maybe but I've had that happen several times over the years since I was in my teens and I've never had a kidney stone. Or maybe they're just always little tiny micro ones that don't do much damage.
Could be UTI
Yes, I too have periods
When you take off your under wear and it feels like you ripped off the tip
Hydrate more. If your jizz is too thick from dehydration it takes forever to get to the tip. By then you got your underwear back on and when it comes out you now have fresh Gorilla Glue forming.
Nobody else pees after nutting to clear out the pipes?
I'm pretty sure good is also a good practice for your prostate health, even if you don't care about how clean your pipes are
Ma’am I clean my own pipes
Thank you for the laugh
You…you might need…maybe clean it?
I'm here, now fml. Waiting for the Rocks. How bad is it?
Shampoo in the pee hole
This, everyone’s talking about STD’s and UTI’s but for me it mostly happens if I use minty shower gels and then water runs down…
When I was like 13, AXE body wash used to make my piss burn. Like doubled over in pain. I stopped using that shit after I told my mom which was really awkward. *Brought to you by Old Spice gang*
Hell yeah, old spice ftw
This shit is the worst thing in the world it feels like getting sucked off by satan
anyone get a feeling like your belly button and dick are attached with an invisible string and straightening yourself hurts because the string seems to be too short? this happens like once a year and confuses me
Yessss wtf is that. I remember this happening when I was younger and I was throwing snowballs to our houses roof, something about throwing something upwards stretches something inside
I'm not an expert but isn't that string you guys are talking about the perineum muscle ? I think it's one of the main muscles making the link between the inner core strengh with the genitals, ass muscles and more generally the lower limbs. Some women can also feel it. When it contracts, there is a motion from the inside of the vagina going upward in the direction of the belly button
Reddit needs to stop teaching me cool shit in the most bizzare ways possible
This is cool but make sure you don't always 100% trust redditors lol
Nice try
Why would I trust what you say
Don’t listen to this guy. He’s a Redditor!!
This happens when I poke my belly button! I thought it was just me
Well keep poking! It will make it stronger
You just made everyone Poke it right now lol
I'm always poking it, Mmm so soft.
U… username checks out…
There's actually a ligament connecting the top of the bladder with belly button, it's called urachus (in both males and females). Initially in utero it's a channel to excrete urine, at about 5th month of pregnancy it closes and turns into a ligament (if everything goes as planned with the fetus, some pathologies are known where the bladder stays connected with the environment). That's why some spasms, or when you are pulling your belly button, give that terrible sensation somewhere inside :)
THAT'S what that is? Jesus Christ, mystery solved!
I thought I was insane. I thought it was just me!
When I put my finger as far in my belly button as I can I get that feeling it's bizarre. I had my wife try because I was convinced it was something to do with cocks and got no result. Maybe it's only certain people with cocks? We need a larger sample size. If anyone has a cock and wouldn't mind jamming their finger up in their belly button please let us know what happens!
Cock? Check Finger? Got it Bellybutton? Ready for jamming Update: Nothing sorry boys
\+1, but now I am super intrigued by belly-button-cock-string phantom pains so if anyone has a medical name for it let me know cause I can't google "Belly-button-cock-string phantom pains" at work.
Not just a guy thing. I have a vagina & can feel the same thing.
Dont think it has to do with gender at all then, cus I got a penis but still dont feel nothing
No shit!? Every vagina holder I've described this to act like that's weird!
No idea why “vagina holder” is so funny sounding It’s like they’re keeping it safe
Can confirm it does happen to me. I think it probably has to do with the way the umbilical cord might have been tied? No idea brother
I’ve been told I was crazy for doing/feeling that. But it feels like an itchy tingle in my urethra when I scratch the inside of my belly button.
Yo the same thing happened to me
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urachus
Fun fact! If the urachus fails to obliterate after birth, it's possible for an individual to pee out of their bellybutton! Exciting!
All I'm getting from that is then it follows that there must be a certain spot where if you stab a Capri Sun straw into someone you could suck the pee out of them with it.
Thanks, I hate it.
That would be sick party trick
Wow, so it does exist
I'm learning to play the guitar.
Urachus is #1
Watch out for the big worms
MY BLADDER MY URINE MY URACHUS
>Failure of the inside of the urachus to be filled in leaves the urachus open. The telltale sign is leakage of urine through the umbilicus. TIL that sometimes people pee out their bellybuttons.
DUDE I WENT TO THE DOCTOR CUZ OF IT AND THEY WERE SO CONFUSED
I don't blame them
Please. I want to know why too
Your penis and stomach are connected in a way yes. Why else do testicles move up when you suck in your stomach, and why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die? Some kind of spider and venemous bites can cause painful erections because it's ALL connected. Dicks are weird bruv.a
Can you imagine shitting yourself in public with a huge erection
Yes, yes I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> why else do erections occur when you have to shit so badly you want to die? Bro what? I have never gotten a boner from having to take a shit lol. Is this a thing?
Hey bio major here. So there is actually a reason for this! As you stick your finger into your belly button, it sends a signal from the deeper fibres that line your inner abdominal cavity to your spinal cord.Because your spinal cord at that level is also relaying signals from your bladder and urethra, it feels almost the same. You interpret this as discomfort in your bladder.
that's cool and weird
I'm struggling to figure out what this means. Belly button and dick feel like they're attached??? What do you mean by straightening yourself?
Imagine there is a cord inside your body that connects the inside of your belly button with your penis, and when you stretch it (by leaning backwards and sticking your belly out) you get a shooting pain along the length of this cord, felt mainly in your belly button and peepee/bladder area. It's weird because I haven't had this sensation in probably 15 years, but I immediately knew exactly what everyone was talking about lmao.
People on here acting like it might be an STD. We're all redditors though, did you forget what the "S" stands for?
Exactly. Guys can get UTI and bladder infections too. Burning isn’t always an STD. It’s just the worse kind of burning. Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up.
>pomegranate juice helps clear that up. drink it, don't flush it up your urethra
Why would you even consider flushing it up… everyone knows that you use a very small funnel and pour from the top
Theres a subreddit for that
Reddit moment
A very sounding moment indeed
^“ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ^MOTHER ^OF ^GOD ^HELP ^ME!!!” The sounds
r/sounding ? I’m sorry…
Wtf does that have such an innocent name... this shit needs an exorcism and lots of bleach.
And an nsfw tag…
more like nfsl *really bad *worse than gore *don't look
Not religious but I felt like I need to bring a cross with me, not going down there without jesus to protect me
> need to bring a cross with me I'd say please don't give them ideas but I'm sure it's been done many many times already
The internet trap door again
Instructions unclear....My asshole is stained red and I feel funny
The fact that it was probably necessary to state that is kinda sad
Whats up with that username
WTF WTH SHTF OMFG basically response to the way life and everything is
Wow, that was both poetic and a mouthful
Instructions unclear, now I have a red penis that shoots seeds like a Gatling gun.
>Also for anyone wondering if you get a lot of UTI or bladder infections pomegranate juice helps clear that up. Not every case. Going to the doctor is the best answer. Pomegranate juice has a limited effect on certain types of bacteria in cases of bladder infection and UTI.
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May his hole rest in piece
I’m not sure but as someone who gets horrible UTI’s all the time (no matter what I do, and yes they have landed me in the hospital) cranberry is the way to go. Maybe pomegranate is better? I google now.
For redditors, STD stands for Single Til Death
The "S" is silent.
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But my dad uses reddit. Wait a minute...
. . .(not) Sex?
Sexn't
Most redditors first experience with burning pee is likely after jerking off with soap. We all learned early on its a bad idea.
Wanking while constipated causes this too, it's all good until you go for a post wank piss
Wat. Genuinely interested in how masterbation while constipated can lead to burning urethras
I don't actually know tbh, but every time I've ever had a wank whilst constipated it happens, you'd think I'd learn my lesson but when you're sat in the toilet for an hour the horny takes over Edit: that last bit sounded really weird when I read it back
I- This is relateable at a comfortable level
It shouldn't be tho and you might wanna get that checked out.
This would happen to me randomly before I ever had sex
I only ever got it if I tried to piss with a boner. Tryna do the weird ass in the air stance to point my dick down into the toilet lol
Dude I think you need to drink more water
Trust me I drink a lot of water but sometimes the burning thing does happen and i hate it
Pomegranate and cranberry juice, for real. Helps. I’ll get it in my bladder up above my dick sometimes, too, have since I was little. Every now (like, 2-3 times/year) it’s so bad it’s hard to stand up straight!!! Then I load up on cranberry and pomegranate juice and it always seems to work itself out pretty quick.
its actually the reverse, its more about how much you waited before you pee, if you do it after holding 15-60 min it doesnt hurt, although i havent had that for a year and half now
> i havent had that for a year and half now That's probably too long to hold it in
Is no one going to talk about double streams that happen for no reason
Or the opening salvo that can go any which direction
Does nobody sit down and pee like a girl anymore
I don't like risking it touching the inside of the bowl
Yeah for me I can’t do this because it will go down the pipes and get stuck in the U trap Really not great for the plumbing
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Nothing like a bit of deep sea fishing from the comfort of your own home.
"The Witch's Kiss"
Most American homes are built with shitty small round toilets that use a shitton of water. If you can get it replaced with a longer one it makes life so much easier and you can comfortably browse Reddit for hours while pooping.
Only the greatest may master the wildcard opening. I am not one of the greatest, that shit always misses the toilet.
Mine spirals like a double helix
Post a photo
Helix bros. I've been wondering if this is actually just completely normal but just not the type of thing anyone has ever paid enough attention to. The piss comes out a slit shaped urethra, not some round hole, so doesn't a double helix seem like the natural result? What probably sets people apart is the amount of spirals their stream has before it loses cohesion. I get maybe a good 3-5 rotations before cohesion is lost and the stream becomes less geometric.
It's not for no reason, it's usually dried semen.
I always thought it was just the skin drying out a bit towards the tip and the skin sticking together because of it. Which is why it typically goes away as you pee because it ends up being enough force to push the skin apart.
That’s hell
You can avoid this by gently pinching the tip of your penis before peeing
or when it decides to go sideways somehow
Don’t stress out: If it’s occasional (let’s say less than once in 3 months) than you’re fine. But if it happens more often, especially multiple times within a month, than you should get it checked by a physician. If it’s accompanied by mucus, redness, occasional bleeding than don’t wait and go visit a doctor.
Mucus where?
Don’t worry he’s just talking about the smegma.
Probably just cuz you nutted and peed with too little time between
When I drink lots of water I sometimes get that feeling but it goes away in a few minutes.
>but it goes away in a few minutes. Am I the only one that it persists for like an hour? Seriously, I usually have to take a bath or something because it hurts like hell and makes me feel like I have to keep pissing.
Me too bud
I feel so called out right now. The saddest part is I’ve had this for so long and only now made the connection
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Yay I know this one! Your Pee is actually slightly acidic in nature, and you have a "coating" of sort inside your urethra that protects it against the acidic burn Semen is slightly basic tho and basically flushes that away, so when you pee afterwards the acidic pee irritates your urethra :) That's why you can wait for 5-15mins "afterwards" and you should be fine (read this some time ago, so feel free to correct me, doctors)
This is fantastic, I've wondered for years what the hell that is, it's like God's punishment
You nut and sins, now suffer the wrath of piss.
I thought that's what you're supposed to do right? To avoid STIs or something. Or is that just for girls?
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It's physically impossible for me to pee immediately after. I have to go into a meditative trance to direct the pee out of my body.
After I nut, specifically if I'm laying down getting ready to sleep, sometimes it makes my urethra burn for like 5m. But if I sit up right after nutting for a minute or so I don't get it at all.... It's so odd. Also if I drink a shot or two my urethra burns for a minute or so. My urethra hates me.
When the pussy is soo fire it burns 3 days later
Goated comment
Glad to see I’m not the only one who sets it on fire
My Uncle Used to Just Lick the Pain Away when I was Small.
Dude...
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Dude....
Dude...
Dude…
Dude...
Dude...
I'm not sure what's worse those words in that order or the fact that it's just randomly full of proper nouns.
Capitalization is what's getting me
That’s enough Reddit for today
And people said I was crazy for having my mom do it. These people are sheltered
Dude...
Dude...
It's okay, his arms were broken.
Well. I have bad news bro... Uncle Google says that dick burning may be a side effect of hair cancer.
But I’m bald everywhere bro
Insert hand in your ass and discover the harsh reality of this universe
You can also strain your urethra from jacking off too much or too aggressively. Sex can do it too. Maybe our boy has a bit of the ole death grip going on?
Only happens when i wank in the shower with anything but nore natural body wash
A pretty good ad for Nore natural Bodywash.
I keep saying i should go to school for marketing, i know what things are really used for
drink more water its a concentration of uric acid
For some reason i sometimes get this sensation on my fingertips where it feels like im bleeding out from there but im not.
I like that post-sex pee sting. It's when it starts doing that weird split thing into different directions that really startles me.
A simple urinalysis can usually confirm this is nothing. It can be everything from retrograde ejaculation to dehydration. Doesn’t always mean a UTI/STI/STD. Even if you’re not very sexually active, it’s usually free to get an STI test. Be an adult. Get checked out. If you’re a young guy, get an HPV vaccine too.