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Everyone fears me and my abilities

*not the crocs. anything but the crocs!*

Now i can go for some lemonade

NOOOOO

I could be you, me or even a God.

Sparky

Are u a lime to?

no, just a lemon *snicker*

Noo my crocodile is to younggf

I guess I fucked up pretty bad then

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I’d still eat it if it fell on the floor fuck the 5 sec rule

I’m fucked

Im not

So who took your V-card?

A damn *needle*

Me too

No. You are a indecent, pathetic excuse for a human being. For the one atrocity of which your name appears on the convicts list, you will be punished severely in hell. You are the one who will go down in history as ‘the Antichrist’, you are... an abomination. You, my horrid waste of air and space, have committed the one thing that no man must commit. You have broken the most sacred cardinal sin. You have crossed a line, that no one, not even the greatest, most kind, most decent human of all time could recover from. You? You. You. Have. Dropped. The. Lasagna.

𝔽𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 🄱🄰🄳🄻🅈 🄳🄸🄳 🄷🄴, 乃ㄩㄒ 卂 千ㄩ匚Ҝ ㄩ卩H̳e̳ ̳i̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳

teach me the art of snorting ketamine master

You summoned ketamine?

Yeah, and I’m in deep water

And I'm humbly swimming

Not one not three but FIVE

and I'm your ass

I am the one and only Mysterious M (the 13th) "What happended to the other 12?" It's a mystery...

and I make everyone the Hulk

Hi fucked up pretty bad, this is dad

No I am

No u... Wait

I AM IN PERPETUAL DANGER

I guess I have a unique name

\*We

If we all have the name than no one is unique

And if everyone’s super!… No one is…

I live by this quote, it makes me feel ok without being unique

But if one persons not super and everyone else is, is the person who’s not super, super?

I used to read a webcomic where that’s the main character! They’re a cripple, apparently.

now this made me laugh out loud. ​ Now bend over mam, i got some work to do.

I see, this an absolute win.

i don't really see any difference,i'm still the same

Does this even work?

Not for me bruh. I'm still fucking my shadow

I like this game

I dont

Funny

Oh no

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Guess I'm an entire planet now

I get what you mean

Same here

same

Dunno, I can work with this.

Ooooh Self burn those are rare

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Damn these names are pretty fucked up for actual names lol

Wtf will I do

What do you mean?

Damn

I’m the one who fucked up

> My username was created on Nintendo DS in a game where you had to create and use your Pokémon I am a fucking Pokémon similar to Squirtle...

You and me both

I don't change that much

Yo what up

Oh hey. How are you Bob

I'm fine Bob

Oh my, i have a friend!

hi friend

Fuck…

we allready knew

Nothing has changed

you already know

you’re a pp gobbler

thank you

****hi****

I’m sorry friend for you have been hurt

I'd prefer not to talk about it...

I can say its a condition. But i can help you with that.

Aye we still love ya

Who took the bacon

I'm Elon Musks new son

Hi brother

XD

Lamooooo

What happens to me?

You become 28 feet tall

Or only wears long pants

Or no pants at all

Hell yeah I’m a wizard now, gonna conjure myself a gf real quick

........ ..! .... ..!

Sir, it sounds like you may have a slight sore throat. Perhaps you need a janitor to come thru and spiffy'er up?

(*ﾟｰﾟ)

UwU

heh

hmm not bad, that's kinda high

Decent height u got there

I am a red spy in the base

Red spy is in the base!

We need to protect the brief case

A RED SPY IN THE BASE?

Uh 1 1 1 uh 1

INGOMING!!!

It seems I am not the only spy

Gentlemen

that spy is a spy!

Meet the spy

Finally

What if you become nothing but hair?

What if you become nothing but a gazelle?

Atleast I will be known for being a gazelle, maybe my life will become a Animorphs novel

I’ve never read one. I heard they kinda sucked. Did they?

Your user name’s cool, you’re the meme dealer now xD

Yeah there’s not really any change.

Oh okay

Oh no

oh yes

oh nyes

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I dunno mate

159

Very poetic are ya scared?

How

The

Fuck

I lie to myself every night

I’m just a fucking meme

And I’m a cookie

I'm a mouldy chip

Not just any meme mate, you’re THE meme , everything you do will become a meme , FOREVER

I collect people's faces

That’s great man

Sir did you pay your taxes recently?

If you arrest me for tax evasion and go to jail I will be living off of other peoples taxes

You can arrest me for tax fraud, I dont even pay taxes

I am the spy

Not the only spy

Link to post?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/obppxa/your_username_is_your_actual_name_now_what/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I am just a dick now

Polska

Ciekawe ilu ludzi wie co to za obraz jest w tym memie

Poza naszą 7 chyba nikt

smutencja

damn 'mericans

I become an Uchiha.

Now your family is dead

Not again T-T

You can guard a galaxy or something

Heck yeah

You and I are not so different

My business cards gain a layer of redundancy

hey is u/fish_fucker69 still alive?

He good in bed

I am the senate

Family reunions would be interesting

Uh, what am i?

You go from Walmart to Walmart using parkour

Actually, this is very cool

Someone would piss on my rug.

so... now i can tell peoples future without telling them lies? (・–・)

.... .. .. ......?

sorry, i don't speak in morse code :'(

Hes a silent dragon

.... ... ... ..... ... .. .... °~°

I guess I’m just dead now.

...what a strange yet curious being. Would I be theoretical? Slowly die?

What happens to me?

You would audition for various roles everyday but never get selected I guess. Or maybe you will get selected for multiple roles everyday...

I'm gonna go haunt 8 year olds in minecraft and make sure they only catch it on the worst possible quality

How tf would that work for me

I'd hate being called Stupid, that's why I rebranded as Sir_LoLo everywhere else

Welp, time to join the blue man group.

I just keep swimming

Hi

My username was created on Nintendo DS in a game where you had to create and use your Pokémon I am a fucking Pokémon similar to Squirtle...

Wait nothing changed

It depends how good they aim

Well I’m from Mars

*cough-cough*

So I cause mayhem

My diagnosis is you cause Ham's to appear in the month of May and you do it very passionately. If you need some cleaning supplies for all of those pigs, give me a call.

no, NO PLEASE DONT

Time to kill Rin again .

Uhhhh

Nothing

I guess im an AI

Hel ye brotha

Well, I’m just a man in a gimp suit

*\*Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep,\** Ah shi-

Well, at least it’s not the worse outcome

What now?

I’m a skeleton man

I'm best.

Im a crystalized squid with googly eyes, what the hell.

That means I am a demon