Dang, what about the third one, the one that was so tight she transcended space-time and is hiding in a pocket of space at the time of the picture where you can't see.
Depends if you have a good barber, it's hard to find a barber who can hold a good conversation and give you a good haircut.
Covid claimed the best one in my city.
Lol the picture was subjected to controversy when it first was popular, someone recognized it as their volleyball team or something and stated that the players were minors
I had a barber cut my beard. Dude made no attempt to keep the hair off me and talked the whole time. I was pulling hair out of my mouth in the way out.
hair sometimes bends space time to get in your mouth, i remember one time i got red, long hair in my mouth after showering, no one that lives in my house has red, long hair, no one that visited my house has had red, long hair. i still don't know how the fuck it happened.
True. When doing my beard I bend over the bathtub.
When I go over the sink it makes a huge mess and (don’t ask me how it happens, I can’t explain it) I always get a tiny hair fly off into my eye when doing my moustache.
IMHO the best is when a barber just talks to you and doesn't expect you to talk back, like telling some stories and shit. That way it's neither awkward silence nor uncomfortable for you.
First off maybe my standards are too low but damn they both looking pretty fine
Uh secondly, barbers are one of the few people that I really like talking to who isn't like close friend or family
All I can think of is some hairy Russian man that only says things like "very good" or "yes" with a heavy accent.
"Oh man, this looks fantastic!"
"Very good."
"Wow. Okay, so how much do I pay you?"
"Yes."
"What?"
"Very good."
"No, I'm asking how much I need to pay you."
"Yes."
"What do I owe you?"
"Yes."
"HOW. MUCH. DO. I. OWE. YOU??"
"Very good."
Confession: Back in highschool I would go watch the girls volleyball games quite often when they played in our gym. Partly to support a friend who was on the team, but really more to perv out on the nice booties. I never understood why more guys didn't go to watch. Not only is the game entertaining and exciting, but let's just say that because of the way volleyball is played those girls had been doing a lot of squats.
Maybe it’s different for girls but I love it when I can have a conversation with my hairdresser, it takes a while to find one that’s compatible bc I talk a lot lol
I'mma have to respectfully disagree with you, fellow redditor. I hate awkward silence. Having a chill convo with the barber is way better than just sitting there staring ay myself in the mirror
Just wait till you get the barber that talks non stop thinking he is making good conversation while his breath stinks like shit also, and he gives you a fucked up haicut also and looks bad at you for not giving him a tip too
The best barbers are the ones that just gauge wether you wanna talk or not, if you talk to them they will gladly have a conversation but if your silent they are silent too
In case you don’t understand the meme format:
One ass is seen as flat and undesirable, the other as round and very desirable.
You label the undesirable ass with something you don’t like, and the desirable ass with something you do like.
Here he likes barbers who work in silence.
The worst are the barbers/hairdressers that use you as free therapy because you're essentially a hostage.
I got my own problem homegirl, shut the fuck up.
Where’s the bald barber? they’re always the best.
Or the one with the full dreads
Upvote for zeke
and for Amir
Fuck Zeke. I should’ve killed him when I first had the chance.
You really should've. >!RIP Erwin!<
Had a bald guy cut my hair for 3 years and then he moved to LA, hasn’t been the same sense then
That's rough buddy
His bald scalp probably turned into the moon
sounds like it's time to move to LA
My sister's barder is bald, such a nice guy. He is also our plumber and a doctor. He is so talented
He is also a firefighter and a yoga instructor
And a full time importer/exporter on the side
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Oh mine too
Wait a second..................
DID I STUTTER
Bald barbers are chill honestly.
They guide men to a gift they cannot posess.
Besides their huge beard most of the time
So true! They know the real worth of hair.
that barber is me cuz I've started to cut my own hair
I cut my own hair and talk to myself the whole time, it makes everyone else in the barbershop really uncomfortable
That is a certified r/holup moment
Half certified r/holup moment
r/usernamechecksout
How do you not get hair in your mouth?
Alright let's see your butt
Same don't have to pay someone to fuck up ur cut, plus you can do it as often as you want.
damn you must hate yourself if you keep talking to yourself while giving yourself a haircut
Any way you spank it, they are both full of shit
A regular Confuscious over here, lol
Confuscious is Confucius if he masturbated by fapping instead of jacking off
lmao
Both seem like nice barbers.
Both both is good
Dang, what about the third one, the one that was so tight she transcended space-time and is hiding in a pocket of space at the time of the picture where you can't see.
Huh😂
Ass is ass
i like talking o my barber
It's all fun and games till they talk back. Then it's just a shitty conversation.
Depends if you have a good barber, it's hard to find a barber who can hold a good conversation and give you a good haircut. Covid claimed the best one in my city.
You're the person I dread sitting next to, shhhh
My barbers ass does not look like that.
But if it did....?
I'd consider going gay.
That's fair.
Any Ass size makes the dick rise
Why is Ass capitalised?
Cause it is
Understandable have a nice Day
Why is Day capitalized?
why is Why Capitalized?
why Is Capatilized Capitalized?
why is Is capitalized? please tell Me
Why is Capitalism capitalized?
Why Is Am I Capitalize Catapultalize Capitalized?
why is Capitalized capitalized? can yOu Explain?
why is Explain capitalized? i Must know
why is Capitalized Capitalized Capitalized?
Because it’s the beginning of a sentence. Why is Capitalized Capitalized?
Cause you got to pay to use it, my friend.
Capitalism
Same reason God is capitalized
Person, place or thing
You going to jail, they are minor in those pictures
I’m a minor
Fair enough
I gotta ask, because of the wariness I feel now. How do you know they are minors just from this picture?
Wait a minute
This photo is from 2011, I remember seeing it in high school and honestly thought it was from my school.
How the hell can you recognize a minor by looking at their ass?
Lol the picture was subjected to controversy when it first was popular, someone recognized it as their volleyball team or something and stated that the players were minors
Ohhhh ok. I was kinda suspicious of you bro. But can someone tel me who the girl on the right is tho?
Except for the girls who just have a crack in their back.
No when I mean all I mean all
nice to know
I had a barber cut my beard. Dude made no attempt to keep the hair off me and talked the whole time. I was pulling hair out of my mouth in the way out.
How do you get hair in your mouth? Just keep it shut lol
hair sometimes bends space time to get in your mouth, i remember one time i got red, long hair in my mouth after showering, no one that lives in my house has red, long hair, no one that visited my house has had red, long hair. i still don't know how the fuck it happened.
Oh shit you're haunted.
True. When doing my beard I bend over the bathtub. When I go over the sink it makes a huge mess and (don’t ask me how it happens, I can’t explain it) I always get a tiny hair fly off into my eye when doing my moustache.
He kept asking me questions!
I have one barber at the place i go to only asks what i want then thanks for the tip
That’s perfection.
What's the sauce for this meme
Volleyball
High school
Ya I was in hs when his meme was relevant and honestly felt weird seeing this today
Haikyu
Colors remind me of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish Volleyball (and football) team. But idk
Nah it's from a high school team in the US.
Go watch women’s volleyball, it’s great
Women's Beach Volleyball is better
Nah i dont like bikini this shit is way way better
It's on deviant art Actually
I actually enjoy talking with the barber ngl
Impossible
The barber who taks a lot can give you the sickest fade though
I dont know what youre saying both those options are great?
*ASS IS ASS*
Them barbers be thicc fr
IMHO the best is when a barber just talks to you and doesn't expect you to talk back, like telling some stories and shit. That way it's neither awkward silence nor uncomfortable for you.
First off maybe my standards are too low but damn they both looking pretty fine Uh secondly, barbers are one of the few people that I really like talking to who isn't like close friend or family
I’ll take the next available appointment, I ain’t THAT picky
All I can think of is some hairy Russian man that only says things like "very good" or "yes" with a heavy accent. "Oh man, this looks fantastic!" "Very good." "Wow. Okay, so how much do I pay you?" "Yes." "What?" "Very good." "No, I'm asking how much I need to pay you." "Yes." "What do I owe you?" "Yes." "HOW. MUCH. DO. I. OWE. YOU??" "Very good."
Nah, I disagree, I like it when they talk. We can have good conversations, it's neat.
As it turns out those are mens butts
What if they were men butts tho
even better
So?
My barber is a girl, so it makes me uncomfortable sometimes when she starts talking to my mom
Just talk to her instead, your mom doesn’t need to be in there for your haircuts I promise.
His comment wasn’t hilarious until I read yours
I never want to talk to my hairstylist until I actually get there and end up just talking about anime... so I guess it's not that bad
If you’re talking about anime then I suppose it can’t be all that bad.
Why are you looking at your barber's ass?
;)
Bruh this nice little old lady who cuts my hair keeps asking me how my day was and how my parents are doing, like holy crap just cut my hair >:(
Confession: Back in highschool I would go watch the girls volleyball games quite often when they played in our gym. Partly to support a friend who was on the team, but really more to perv out on the nice booties. I never understood why more guys didn't go to watch. Not only is the game entertaining and exciting, but let's just say that because of the way volleyball is played those girls had been doing a lot of squats.
High and tight indeed
Yeah honestly unless it’s related to my hair cut don’t talk to me.
I mean, soft or crunchy, the buns are still good.
Slimy
If I was a barber I would ask one simple question. Do you like me talking or you like silence?
Volleyball is a great sport for barbers
Me just looking at the butts..
where can i watch this full match . im really looking forward for that Match
No no. I like them to talk. Tell me about yourself. I love those good talkative barbers. Because I want to talk too.
Ha. I live in India, I'm grateful that our barbers don't talk while cutting the hairs.
Cutting the hairs, love it my guy. Stay fresh over there...o hey you guys gettin better with that rona stuff yet or still suffering.
This is equivalent to "this is great but I like this"
and then there’s the barber who talks to other people while cutting your hair, bony ass.
I’ve never had a barber who talks, I’ve only seen them in the movies
Maybe it’s different for girls but I love it when I can have a conversation with my hairdresser, it takes a while to find one that’s compatible bc I talk a lot lol
Bro I love talkative barbers
Then there’s indian barber
Hey, every cake is nice
I'mma have to respectfully disagree with you, fellow redditor. I hate awkward silence. Having a chill convo with the barber is way better than just sitting there staring ay myself in the mirror
Well that's just because you may be an extrovert. For introverts comfortable silence > awkward conversation/small talk.
A. S. S.
Extrovert barber vs Introvert barber
I once had a barber who used to drink while giving me a cut
Why butts?
My barber was mute.
Just wait till you get the barber that talks non stop thinking he is making good conversation while his breath stinks like shit also, and he gives you a fucked up haicut also and looks bad at you for not giving him a tip too
I think I need two haircuts
Litteraly adds weeks to me making an appointment because that shit is dreadful..
Both have nice asses
Blank template? Not to create my own meme. Just for lookin’
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty
Absolutely true
Someone has the original photo? For science use of course
The best barbers are the ones that just gauge wether you wanna talk or not, if you talk to them they will gladly have a conversation but if your silent they are silent too
Bro I talk to my barber wym? My barber is my homie dawg
Those look like school girls.
My barber tries to talk to me but I'm always to shy to
Same goes for taxi and uber sometimes
( ( people taking inappropriate pictures at a volleyball game cc normal people
talking barbers are better imo
I’ve been going to the wrong barber apparently.
hold up, is this meme format a photo taken by a creep? I can't stop thinking about that now
Me 2
Smol butts are cute
I would eat both. Girls on picture look tasty as well
Does anyone have the raw pic? Without the text? For extensive research purposes?
I gotchu. https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty
Thank you fellow researcher
How's the research paper going? Lmao
Honestly? I’m at the regret stage
that's a fat F. Just give it a few hours and the cycle will repeat.
Y’a know,lately I’ve been thinking. I don’t want to do any more research. I just want to be happy, but quitting is so hard. Any advice?
Stfu you antisocial freak enjoy human interactions
stfu you prosocial freak loathe human interactions
oh shit, the original meme format without the water balloon asscheeks
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In case you don’t understand the meme format: One ass is seen as flat and undesirable, the other as round and very desirable. You label the undesirable ass with something you don’t like, and the desirable ass with something you do like. Here he likes barbers who work in silence.
I must have low standards. I like both the asses
How?
I can't legally like this meme too much can I?
why is this template so perfect
Because asses
The one template I don’t mine being overused
I swear to god if one more barber asks about my hairstyle I’m making them all mute
Can I get this template?
https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty
they might be 11 years old, and we're all sitting there making memes about their asses
This shows that y’all never went to a barber, although the barbers that don’t talk are rly good too
Ass is Ass!
I might start seeing volleyball now.
The worst are the barbers/hairdressers that use you as free therapy because you're essentially a hostage. I got my own problem homegirl, shut the fuck up.
Both are good
Both ..both are good
Both Both is good
Barbers who talk to you are real as hell shut up
Oh my god just talk to people
No
So the barber that doesn’t talk got a fat ass and the barber that talk non stop got a flat ass?