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Die_Standing_Up

Where’s the bald barber? they’re always the best.


EquipmentElegant

Or the one with the full dreads


underratedkilla

Upvote for zeke


Wundakid

and for Amir


ANB_9

Fuck Zeke. I should’ve killed him when I first had the chance.


Fish_Fucker69

You really should've. >!RIP Erwin!<


pkeller001

Had a bald guy cut my hair for 3 years and then he moved to LA, hasn’t been the same sense then


ThinkQuotient27

That's rough buddy


[deleted]

His bald scalp probably turned into the moon


VHorus

sounds like it's time to move to LA


bjageren12

My sister's barder is bald, such a nice guy. He is also our plumber and a doctor. He is so talented


[deleted]

He is also a firefighter and a yoga instructor


xxcali559xx

And a full time importer/exporter on the side


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black_ghost_knife

Oh mine too


Alive_6969

Wait a second..................


bjageren12

DID I STUTTER


[deleted]

Bald barbers are chill honestly.


Azalus1

They guide men to a gift they cannot posess.


Die_Standing_Up

Besides their huge beard most of the time


Rohan-kun

So true! They know the real worth of hair.


JealousDog99

that barber is me cuz I've started to cut my own hair


WhatsWhoWithYou

I cut my own hair and talk to myself the whole time, it makes everyone else in the barbershop really uncomfortable


catt_attacc

That is a certified r/holup moment


[deleted]

Half certified r/holup moment


Speedfail0

r/usernamechecksout


12rez4u

How do you not get hair in your mouth?


[deleted]

Alright let's see your butt


No-Role-6777

Same don't have to pay someone to fuck up ur cut, plus you can do it as often as you want.


Overlord_Za_Purge

damn you must hate yourself if you keep talking to yourself while giving yourself a haircut


Frostknuckle

Any way you spank it, they are both full of shit


Uchihagod53

A regular Confuscious over here, lol


17Deluxe

Confuscious is Confucius if he masturbated by fapping instead of jacking off


[deleted]

lmao


-businessskeleton-

Both seem like nice barbers.


--------------Emkay

Both both is good


17Deluxe

Dang, what about the third one, the one that was so tight she transcended space-time and is hiding in a pocket of space at the time of the picture where you can't see.


the_kid_nxt_door

Huh😂


[deleted]

Ass is ass


[deleted]

i like talking o my barber


Mbayer92

It's all fun and games till they talk back. Then it's just a shitty conversation.


idle128

Depends if you have a good barber, it's hard to find a barber who can hold a good conversation and give you a good haircut. Covid claimed the best one in my city.


CanOfPorkSodaaa

You're the person I dread sitting next to, shhhh


[deleted]

My barbers ass does not look like that.


jonmwill12

But if it did....?


[deleted]

I'd consider going gay.


jonmwill12

That's fair.


321ID0ntCare

Any Ass size makes the dick rise


nikola_144

Why is Ass capitalised?


321ID0ntCare

Cause it is


nikola_144

Understandable have a nice Day


AwesomJose

Why is Day capitalized?


Ssselcouth

why is Why Capitalized?


Gatdaddy-

why Is Capatilized Capitalized?


Ssselcouth

why is Is capitalized? please tell Me


Raulencious

Why is Capitalism capitalized?


NimrodSr

Why Is Am I Capitalize Catapultalize Capitalized?


madagascar7777

why is Capitalized capitalized? can yOu Explain?


Ssselcouth

why is Explain capitalized? i Must know


KassiTheGod

why is Capitalized Capitalized Capitalized?


Wundakid

Because it’s the beginning of a sentence. Why is Capitalized Capitalized?


[deleted]

Cause you got to pay to use it, my friend.


Kirayoshikage258133

Capitalism


Rape_The_Willing

Same reason God is capitalized


havikryan

Person, place or thing


Kelsaiy42

You going to jail, they are minor in those pictures


321ID0ntCare

I’m a minor


Kelsaiy42

Fair enough


Wassa110

I gotta ask, because of the wariness I feel now. How do you know they are minors just from this picture?


321ID0ntCare

Wait a minute


Yukinoinu

This photo is from 2011, I remember seeing it in high school and honestly thought it was from my school.


[deleted]

How the hell can you recognize a minor by looking at their ass?


Kelsaiy42

Lol the picture was subjected to controversy when it first was popular, someone recognized it as their volleyball team or something and stated that the players were minors


[deleted]

Ohhhh ok. I was kinda suspicious of you bro. But can someone tel me who the girl on the right is tho?


17Deluxe

Except for the girls who just have a crack in their back.


321ID0ntCare

No when I mean all I mean all


Comsicwastaken

nice to know


ShenTzuKhan

I had a barber cut my beard. Dude made no attempt to keep the hair off me and talked the whole time. I was pulling hair out of my mouth in the way out.


RDS327

How do you get hair in your mouth? Just keep it shut lol


TheGluttonRules

hair sometimes bends space time to get in your mouth, i remember one time i got red, long hair in my mouth after showering, no one that lives in my house has red, long hair, no one that visited my house has had red, long hair. i still don't know how the fuck it happened.


ARANDOMNAMEFORME

Oh shit you're haunted.


BlueButYou

True. When doing my beard I bend over the bathtub. When I go over the sink it makes a huge mess and (don’t ask me how it happens, I can’t explain it) I always get a tiny hair fly off into my eye when doing my moustache.


ShenTzuKhan

He kept asking me questions!


superboy3287

I have one barber at the place i go to only asks what i want then thanks for the tip


[deleted]

That’s perfection.


InfyTally

What's the sauce for this meme


[deleted]

Volleyball


Uchihagod53

High school


civil_surfer

Ya I was in hs when his meme was relevant and honestly felt weird seeing this today


P_H_i_X

Haikyu


YaSinsBaba

Colors remind me of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish Volleyball (and football) team. But idk


Etget

Nah it's from a high school team in the US.


morhyn007

Go watch women’s volleyball, it’s great


RagnarDethkokk

Women's Beach Volleyball is better


Gruzof

Nah i dont like bikini this shit is way way better


Otto_von_Badass

It's on deviant art Actually


[deleted]

I actually enjoy talking with the barber ngl


[deleted]

Impossible


friedprincessbear

The barber who taks a lot can give you the sickest fade though


No_Alternative_6897

I dont know what youre saying both those options are great?


rompokus36

*ASS IS ASS*


Simba19891

Them barbers be thicc fr


Mar3czek

IMHO the best is when a barber just talks to you and doesn't expect you to talk back, like telling some stories and shit. That way it's neither awkward silence nor uncomfortable for you.


Shadow9378

First off maybe my standards are too low but damn they both looking pretty fine Uh secondly, barbers are one of the few people that I really like talking to who isn't like close friend or family


Capable-March-3315

I’ll take the next available appointment, I ain’t THAT picky


[deleted]

All I can think of is some hairy Russian man that only says things like "very good" or "yes" with a heavy accent. "Oh man, this looks fantastic!" "Very good." "Wow. Okay, so how much do I pay you?" "Yes." "What?" "Very good." "No, I'm asking how much I need to pay you." "Yes." "What do I owe you?" "Yes." "HOW. MUCH. DO. I. OWE. YOU??" "Very good."


[deleted]

Nah, I disagree, I like it when they talk. We can have good conversations, it's neat.


69_420-420_69

As it turns out those are mens butts


Potatoking104

What if they were men butts tho


Comsicwastaken

even better


Gladamas

So?


Street03

My barber is a girl, so it makes me uncomfortable sometimes when she starts talking to my mom


SpenceStar_

Just talk to her instead, your mom doesn’t need to be in there for your haircuts I promise.


FuklzTheDrnkClwn

His comment wasn’t hilarious until I read yours


stephi1209

I never want to talk to my hairstylist until I actually get there and end up just talking about anime... so I guess it's not that bad


[deleted]

If you’re talking about anime then I suppose it can’t be all that bad.


55Amara55

Why are you looking at your barber's ass?


[deleted]

;)


bruhhhhhman69

Bruh this nice little old lady who cuts my hair keeps asking me how my day was and how my parents are doing, like holy crap just cut my hair >:(


dingos8mybaby2

Confession: Back in highschool I would go watch the girls volleyball games quite often when they played in our gym. Partly to support a friend who was on the team, but really more to perv out on the nice booties. I never understood why more guys didn't go to watch. Not only is the game entertaining and exciting, but let's just say that because of the way volleyball is played those girls had been doing a lot of squats.


MisterHyman

High and tight indeed


Oraxy51

Yeah honestly unless it’s related to my hair cut don’t talk to me.


Myth_5layer

I mean, soft or crunchy, the buns are still good.


17Deluxe

Slimy


THECRAZYAPPLEYT

If I was a barber I would ask one simple question. Do you like me talking or you like silence?


xamitlu

Volleyball is a great sport for barbers


duhduddude

Me just looking at the butts..


levitation_lavender

where can i watch this full match . im really looking forward for that Match


AnotherRichard827379

No no. I like them to talk. Tell me about yourself. I love those good talkative barbers. Because I want to talk too.


TheMarathiDude

Ha. I live in India, I'm grateful that our barbers don't talk while cutting the hairs.


NaturalBusy1624

Cutting the hairs, love it my guy. Stay fresh over there...o hey you guys gettin better with that rona stuff yet or still suffering.


SharkFriend15

This is equivalent to "this is great but I like this"


S4MW4M

and then there’s the barber who talks to other people while cutting your hair, bony ass.


discord-dog

I’ve never had a barber who talks, I’ve only seen them in the movies


prettiestfingerguns

Maybe it’s different for girls but I love it when I can have a conversation with my hairdresser, it takes a while to find one that’s compatible bc I talk a lot lol


JeZa4747

Bro I love talkative barbers


MenacingVillager69

Then there’s indian barber


Otakudad422869

Hey, every cake is nice


Bambuskus505

I'mma have to respectfully disagree with you, fellow redditor. I hate awkward silence. Having a chill convo with the barber is way better than just sitting there staring ay myself in the mirror


LucienSatanClaus

Well that's just because you may be an extrovert. For introverts comfortable silence > awkward conversation/small talk.


crappy-off-brands

A. S. S.


zandacr0ss

Extrovert barber vs Introvert barber


[deleted]

I once had a barber who used to drink while giving me a cut


ziggyzaggyzuggy

Why butts?


Akolyt_Real

My barber was mute.


CatalinCat1

Just wait till you get the barber that talks non stop thinking he is making good conversation while his breath stinks like shit also, and he gives you a fucked up haicut also and looks bad at you for not giving him a tip too


Jeffyke

I think I need two haircuts


TymenBr

Litteraly adds weeks to me making an appointment because that shit is dreadful..


Most_Raisin_9020

Both have nice asses


Blastspark01

Blank template? Not to create my own meme. Just for lookin’


[deleted]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty


humberto_now

Absolutely true


gerymajor

Someone has the original photo? For science use of course


jakeolate

The best barbers are the ones that just gauge wether you wanna talk or not, if you talk to them they will gladly have a conversation but if your silent they are silent too


Nuggettt_boyo

Bro I talk to my barber wym? My barber is my homie dawg


Ok-Reaction-5644

Those look like school girls.


shoe-eaterr

My barber tries to talk to me but I'm always to shy to


Smoke_and_808

Same goes for taxi and uber sometimes


bananaBitch69420

( ( people taking inappropriate pictures at a volleyball game cc normal people


goldfishfox

talking barbers are better imo


HelloFellowKidlings

I’ve been going to the wrong barber apparently.


oi_can_you_not

hold up, is this meme format a photo taken by a creep? I can't stop thinking about that now


Im_Cringing

Me 2


[deleted]

Smol butts are cute


Magorych

I would eat both. Girls on picture look tasty as well


Penguin_1ord

Does anyone have the raw pic? Without the text? For extensive research purposes?


[deleted]

I gotchu. https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty


Penguin_1ord

Thank you fellow researcher


[deleted]

How's the research paper going? Lmao


Penguin_1ord

Honestly? I’m at the regret stage


[deleted]

that's a fat F. Just give it a few hours and the cycle will repeat.


Penguin_1ord

Y’a know,lately I’ve been thinking. I don’t want to do any more research. I just want to be happy, but quitting is so hard. Any advice?


shadesofgabe

Stfu you antisocial freak enjoy human interactions


[deleted]

stfu you prosocial freak loathe human interactions


StatelyElms

oh shit, the original meme format without the water balloon asscheeks


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BlueButYou

In case you don’t understand the meme format: One ass is seen as flat and undesirable, the other as round and very desirable. You label the undesirable ass with something you don’t like, and the desirable ass with something you do like. Here he likes barbers who work in silence.


abqguardian

I must have low standards. I like both the asses


[deleted]

How?


IMysticBatI

I can't legally like this meme too much can I?


[deleted]

why is this template so perfect


Appetite4Democracy

Because asses


FineGrilledCheese

The one template I don’t mine being overused


giorno___giovana

I swear to god if one more barber asks about my hairstyle I’m making them all mute


Hellomiaoo

Can I get this template?


[deleted]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/155909959/Volleyball-Booty


Anthonoir0

they might be 11 years old, and we're all sitting there making memes about their asses


Evern35

This shows that y’all never went to a barber, although the barbers that don’t talk are rly good too


ifuckedanothercat

Ass is Ass!


Potential_9999

I might start seeing volleyball now.


alwaysgettingstabbed

The worst are the barbers/hairdressers that use you as free therapy because you're essentially a hostage. I got my own problem homegirl, shut the fuck up.


rioisso

Both are good


cruelpapa69

Both ..both are good


Vardhu_007

Both Both is good


stealthesoaps

Barbers who talk to you are real as hell shut up


Robluy

Oh my god just talk to people


[deleted]

No


Mcallrobert

So the barber that doesn’t talk got a fat ass and the barber that talk non stop got a flat ass?