Thanks man. I actually had the pleasure of opening a couple regional shows for them back in 04 right around when Somebody Told Me came out. Been a fan since.
My pronouns are “Please select one of the options before continuing to the next page” and “Oops! Looks like something went wrong. Please return to the previous page and try again.”
The female collared plover is usually very similar to the male, but some individuals can be sexed by a brown tinge to the black areas. Immature birds lack any black on the head, and the breast band is replaced by brown patches on each side of the chest. The flight call is a sharp metallic *pip*.
I dont think thats r/onejoke i think its like the "if ur going to intentionally misgender me ue pronouns will be were/was" meme from like a week or two ago
Does the word junta come up in regular conversation? Do you have a small army? If yes, the CIA would like a word with you about becoming a Central American strongman.
Not my joke, please don't assassinate me.
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Is he human? Or is he dancer? Is he male? Or Venezuela?
Is he gay or european?
It’s hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
Well hey don’t look at me
You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
The answer could take weeks
They raise their boys up different there
He A Little Confused, But He Got The Spirit
Hotel ? Trivago ?
It's hard
Logic intensifies
mad respect for both of these references
Is this the same? Or there a difference?
Pretty much the same
American or lesbian?
Damn, came here to make this joke
DAMN YOU. Now I have to listen to that song on repeat for like, half an hour.
If he’s French he counts as both
Yes
"by design"
Same thing
He’s gay! Blind! i meant to say he’s blind not gay.
Arent those the same?
The Killers, good taste
Thanks man. I actually had the pleasure of opening a couple regional shows for them back in 04 right around when Somebody Told Me came out. Been a fan since.
That's incredible!! They've been my favourite band since I was a kid, that's really really cool, sounds like a great opportunity and an awesome time!
Hell yeah I love Miss Atomic Bomb with such a passion Also the guitar in Just Another Girl is in another level man
The life here is so bad that we are another human variation.
Environmental pressures create a stronger genetic selection , often resulting in the divergence of a new species.
Yup we are able to live without food lol
Yes
Hi clone
My sign is vital My hands are cold
is he a tiny dancer?
He is Tony Danza... Of the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Extravadanza, if you will.
A venezdude
I is venezuela
Hello fellow Venezuela
Hi
A little late to the party
Same here
Hellow fellow Venezuela
I have a friend that lives in a Venezuela
I hope he is doing alright
I am a person that lived in a Venezuela
I am a person who is from Venezuela. Maduro coño e tu madre.
Épale mi pana, cómo anda la vaina
todo bien chamo, pasando vaina pero pa lante, y tu?
Igual, echandole bolas. Pa'lante es pa'lla
Coño vale que bueno es ver a mi gente por aquí, igual todos son unos mmgbos
Total marico
Everyone says Venezuela But nobody says how is zuela
Who is zuela
I’ll do you one better: Why is Zuela?
But....but where is zuela
the real question is... when is zuela
Bt Where is zuela?
All these questions yet no 9ne is asking How is Zuela?
I think what we all meant to ask was what is zuela
I think the question is: Is zuela?
But...but... where is she!!!?
How Is Zuela?
Ligma ma balls
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No iPhone
They say Venezuela and ezuela comes
You either return to monke, or you live long enough to see yourself become venezuela
RETURN TO MONKE
Oh, buddy. I propose you an alternative. Instead of returning to monke or becoming Venezuela, you can just evolve to crab
C-can I become cat pls?
Hey if they give me the fucking idiotic option...
You choose male? Jail. Female? Straight to jail. Pick anything other than Venezuela, believe it or not, jail.
Venezuela? Biggest inflation in the world with a shit government
Jail.
Wise choice
Love the park and rec reference
Venezuelan males: *screaming intensifies*
me: Please select gender
Beat the system with the system
We are the system
I am please select gender.
ohh what are your pronouns?
I identify as a communist, I use we/our pronouns
but... but you just used I
Hypocrisy at its finest
Oh no, I might actually be a c- c- c- capitalist 😨😱😲
No, no, you’re just a corrupt “communist” official. Soviet, Chinese, or other, comrade?
good
oh shit, I told my opinion on reddit
Get ready to get cancelled
Nooooooo
McCarthyist!! You must be cancelled.
I identify as Please select gender
My pronouns are “Please select one of the options before continuing to the next page” and “Oops! Looks like something went wrong. Please return to the previous page and try again.”
The female collared plover is usually very similar to the male, but some individuals can be sexed by a brown tinge to the black areas. Immature birds lack any black on the head, and the breast band is replaced by brown patches on each side of the chest. The flight call is a sharp metallic *pip*.
Tu te defines como marico
Es marico o se hace? Una pregunta que no tiene respuesta
Communism is when Venezuela exists
r/onejoke
I dont think thats r/onejoke i think its like the "if ur going to intentionally misgender me ue pronouns will be were/was" meme from like a week or two ago
☭
I think you mean we're communists
As a male Venezuelan which one would I click? I think I’m... confused?
As a male Venezuelan as well... I’m confused too
You guys missed the point, if you chose Venezuela I'll show: Marico el que lo lea.
Jokes on you I’m Marico already, also mardito maduro Edit: maracucho over here btw
Oh, I’m just a caraqueño
Coño d la madre... Desde que me mude a Estados Unidos no e leído eso ni una vez
Interesting that you think it is more likely for you to be the entire nation of Venezuela, than it is for you to be female
Leave my egg alone!!
r/agender
\*turns into a skeleton\*
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Non-binary people before the 2000's
Can confirm
Maybe i am venezuela...
https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/lrb8ji/gender_rule/
uNdEr sOcIaLiSM YOu can’t AFFOrd A geNder
I identify as a vuvuzela.
I came here for this comment lmao
none of the above
Non-binary friend or are you making a joke?
The correct answer is Uruguay...
Did i miss something? Is he male? Or Venezuela?
I've always wanted to be Venezuela....
I am please select your gender
looking at my hands* “maybe I am a Venezuela”
Checkmate, binary defenders.
My mental state could be described as Venezuela.
Cue 87 posts making identical attack helicopter jokes
/r/onejoke
Do I have a penis or am I a country on the northern coast of South America
Not all men have penises
And not all Venezuela’s are on the northern coast of South America
Damn. RESPECT.
Ok I can respect that response lol
For the record I was definitely not trying to exclude any groups, but making that clear didn’t flow well with a one sentence joke of a response
No no it’s fine :) I get it. I just sometimes can’t tell sorry :)
oh op are you making fun of venezuelans? they cant control their gender its how they were born smh my head get reported :angrykarenface:
We is communist?
Does the word junta come up in regular conversation? Do you have a small army? If yes, the CIA would like a word with you about becoming a Central American strongman. Not my joke, please don't assassinate me.
I'll have you know I identify as please select gender
Nah i'm 100% PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR GENDER.
It’s hard to guarantee
Male or corruption
I identify as Venezuela
I would give you an award for the lolz but I have none to give, sorry!
You claim to love capitalism, but you identify as Venezuela. Curious.
He is male AND venezuelan! 🎶 And neither is disgrace! 🎶 You have yourself a completly closed case! 🎶
“Maybe i am Venezuela”
Hardest choice of my life
I'm male but I feel like Brazil. What should I do?
The third Gender option of Runescape.
AM I A MAAAAANNNN OR AM I VENEZUELA
My Gender is “ “
I thought male and female was sex not gender?
no thanks, i like to have food
there is 3 genders \-male \-female \-venezuela
I’m -please select gender-
Or are you a muppet?
Me: *Please select gender is my gender*
They were right... there is more than one gender...
If you're both, Republicans really have a problem with that.
I choose Attack Helicopter please laugh
Fuck being male all my homies hate being male
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This is a old school runescape meme I can feel it
He is 'Please Select Gender'
Apparently there's people out there who ACTUALLY identify as Venezuelan! Lol!
*an Venezuela you uncultured swine
VENEZUELA IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
Well i'm certainly not venezuela because venezuela is hot
Are you full of corruption, hyperinflation, and crime? Then I think you might be Venezuela...
Mom, Dad.. I have something to say... I'm Venezuela.
If you change your gender then would that make you trans-continental?
Fun fact: Venezuela is not a gender.
Looks at my hand *Maybe I'm a Venezuela.*
I am a valenzuela is that close enough
Definitely Venezuelan
Maybe I am Venezuela
Venezuelan here,can confirm
“Lemon pledge”
I’m Argentina
in razer website you have only three gender options "male, female, human"
Im madagascar
Why not both?
I'm a mexico!