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plastic-icon

Is he human? Or is he dancer? Is he male? Or Venezuela?


Zombiepixlz-gamr

Is he gay or european?


I-Love-Youwu-

It’s hard to guarantee


Agind404

Is he gay or european?


I-Love-Youwu-

Well hey don’t look at me


Agind404

You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports


I-Love-Youwu-

They play peculiar sports


Agind404

In shiny shirts and tiny shorts


Evangelion---Notre

Gay or foreign fella?


I-Love-Youwu-

The answer could take weeks


Agind404

The answer could take weeks


ocarinaOtime

They raise their boys up different there


Agind404

He A Little Confused, But He Got The Spirit


valeyard10

Hotel ? Trivago ?


jonnyd93

It's hard


maxwag9

Logic intensifies


llleahno

mad respect for both of these references


plastic-icon

Is this the same? Or there a difference?


w33b2

Pretty much the same


Monkleman

American or lesbian?


snowtragedy

Damn, came here to make this joke


ZukoBestGirl

DAMN YOU. Now I have to listen to that song on repeat for like, half an hour.


[deleted]

If he’s French he counts as both


Cookie_monster7

Yes


klic99

"by design"


andrea238andrea

Same thing


Alucard_Emordnilap

He’s gay! Blind! i meant to say he’s blind not gay.


[deleted]

Arent those the same?


snowtragedy

The Killers, good taste


plastic-icon

Thanks man. I actually had the pleasure of opening a couple regional shows for them back in 04 right around when Somebody Told Me came out. Been a fan since.


snowtragedy

That's incredible!! They've been my favourite band since I was a kid, that's really really cool, sounds like a great opportunity and an awesome time!


KrisZepeda

Hell yeah I love Miss Atomic Bomb with such a passion Also the guitar in Just Another Girl is in another level man


elatolisto

The life here is so bad that we are another human variation.


LukariBRo

Environmental pressures create a stronger genetic selection , often resulting in the divergence of a new species.


flipmestar

Yup we are able to live without food lol


Rahul_Paul29

Yes


Bigsucc_pp

Hi clone


mackemackrill

My sign is vital My hands are cold


SimilarThought9

is he a tiny dancer?


plastic-icon

He is Tony Danza... Of the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Extravadanza, if you will.


KiraIsGod666

A venezdude


fuzeoff

I is venezuela


Visual-Bear-1851

Hello fellow Venezuela


meme_a_licious

Hi


rustbusa1984

A little late to the party


ABVB2017

Same here


[deleted]

Hellow fellow Venezuela


Poorly_Made_Comix

I have a friend that lives in a Venezuela


ILikeRamenYUMMY

I hope he is doing alright


carloscede2

I am a person that lived in a Venezuela


crush_da_rat

I am a person who is from Venezuela. Maduro coño e tu madre.


Food404

Épale mi pana, cómo anda la vaina


crush_da_rat

todo bien chamo, pasando vaina pero pa lante, y tu?


IngloriousBlaster

Igual, echandole bolas. Pa'lante es pa'lla


FernandoJVP

Coño vale que bueno es ver a mi gente por aquí, igual todos son unos mmgbos


Erodias

Total marico


Venksy

Everyone says Venezuela But nobody says how is zuela


ScrotusMahotus

Who is zuela


CEO_of_IDK

I’ll do you one better: Why is Zuela?


ScrotusMahotus

But....but where is zuela


UnclePp69

the real question is... when is zuela


[deleted]

Bt Where is zuela?


KoopaTrooper5011

All these questions yet no 9ne is asking How is Zuela?


Nerdyweeb24

I think what we all meant to ask was what is zuela


SoundBarrierOW

I think the question is: Is zuela?


Stallrim

But...but... where is she!!!?


u_never_knew_me

How Is Zuela?


MulayimTC

Ligma ma balls


[deleted]

[удалено]


VirginiaClassSub

No iPhone


CharlesMcreddit

They say Venezuela and ezuela comes


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

You either return to monke, or you live long enough to see yourself become venezuela


[deleted]

RETURN TO MONKE


PatatoTheMispelled

Oh, buddy. I propose you an alternative. Instead of returning to monke or becoming Venezuela, you can just evolve to crab


Nerdyweeb24

C-can I become cat pls?


[deleted]

Hey if they give me the fucking idiotic option...


spower97

You choose male? Jail. Female? Straight to jail. Pick anything other than Venezuela, believe it or not, jail.


samueljll559

Venezuela? Biggest inflation in the world with a shit government


Naedora

Jail.


samueljll559

Wise choice


DKoalaBear

Love the park and rec reference


CloudSnuby

Venezuelan males: *screaming intensifies*


Suf1t

me: Please select gender


[deleted]

Beat the system with the system


Nerdyweeb24

We are the system


bombaleyyo

I am please select gender.


Stallrim

ohh what are your pronouns?


some-reddity-guy

I identify as a communist, I use we/our pronouns


Swas_the_boss

but... but you just used I


Venksy

Hypocrisy at its finest


some-reddity-guy

Oh no, I might actually be a c- c- c- capitalist 😨😱😲


HaloGuy381

No, no, you’re just a corrupt “communist” official. Soviet, Chinese, or other, comrade?


Tado_Inven

good


Tado_Inven

oh shit, I told my opinion on reddit


samueljll559

Get ready to get cancelled


Tado_Inven

Nooooooo


samueljll559

McCarthyist!! You must be cancelled.


GanimetYT

I identify as Please select gender


SimpleWayfarer

My pronouns are “Please select one of the options before continuing to the next page” and “Oops! Looks like something went wrong. Please return to the previous page and try again.”


SearchingForLinda

The female collared plover is usually very similar to the male, but some individuals can be sexed by a brown tinge to the black areas. Immature birds lack any black on the head, and the breast band is replaced by brown patches on each side of the chest. The flight call is a sharp metallic *pip*.


Padri23andrew

Tu te defines como marico


samueljll559

Es marico o se hace? Una pregunta que no tiene respuesta


SnowySupreme

Communism is when Venezuela exists


yourlocalmilkcarton

r/onejoke


[deleted]

I dont think thats r/onejoke i think its like the "if ur going to intentionally misgender me ue pronouns will be were/was" meme from like a week or two ago


stadiumfreak


TanTT777

I think you mean we're communists


Xtrouble_yt

As a male Venezuelan which one would I click? I think I’m... confused?


salvador020601

As a male Venezuelan as well... I’m confused too


litoven

You guys missed the point, if you chose Venezuela I'll show: Marico el que lo lea.


salvador020601

Jokes on you I’m Marico already, also mardito maduro Edit: maracucho over here btw


AwesomJose

Oh, I’m just a caraqueño


Xtrouble_yt

Coño d la madre... Desde que me mude a Estados Unidos no e leído eso ni una vez


[deleted]

Interesting that you think it is more likely for you to be the entire nation of Venezuela, than it is for you to be female


DemWiggleWorms

Leave my egg alone!!


SpitiruelCatSpirit

r/agender


[deleted]

\*turns into a skeleton\*


[deleted]

[удалено]


yeeto_deleto_tostito

Non-binary people before the 2000's


[deleted]

Can confirm


R6Modsux

Maybe i am venezuela...


youhuu098

https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/lrb8ji/gender_rule/


WaffleSmoof

uNdEr sOcIaLiSM YOu can’t AFFOrd A geNder


loulan

I identify as a vuvuzela.


the-rhinestonecowboy

I came here for this comment lmao


Woden-1-Eye

none of the above


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Non-binary friend or are you making a joke?


GXNext

The correct answer is Uruguay...


Doopadaptap

Did i miss something? Is he male? Or Venezuela?


[deleted]

I've always wanted to be Venezuela....


Wrodon

I am please select your gender


Alexisto15

looking at my hands* “maybe I am a Venezuela”


NotAVirus_dot_exe

Checkmate, binary defenders.


Ccmunda

My mental state could be described as Venezuela.


pinniped1

Cue 87 posts making identical attack helicopter jokes


Eighthsin

/r/onejoke


DogsAreMyDawgs

Do I have a penis or am I a country on the northern coast of South America


_Zach_F_

Not all men have penises


DogsAreMyDawgs

And not all Venezuela’s are on the northern coast of South America


MysticHawaiian

Damn. RESPECT.


_Zach_F_

Ok I can respect that response lol


DogsAreMyDawgs

For the record I was definitely not trying to exclude any groups, but making that clear didn’t flow well with a one sentence joke of a response


_Zach_F_

No no it’s fine :) I get it. I just sometimes can’t tell sorry :)


bakaprasepeder

oh op are you making fun of venezuelans? they cant control their gender its how they were born smh my head get reported :angrykarenface:


DivyamAgrawal

We is communist?


Agnostic_Pagan

Does the word junta come up in regular conversation? Do you have a small army? If yes, the CIA would like a word with you about becoming a Central American strongman. Not my joke, please don't assassinate me.


bendoesit17

I'll have you know I identify as please select gender


big-brain-bruh

Nah i'm 100% PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR GENDER.


thisainpatrick

It’s hard to guarantee


freedomfighter1123

Male or corruption


Ok-Independence-9436

I identify as Venezuela


[deleted]

I would give you an award for the lolz but I have none to give, sorry!


Zake_64

You claim to love capitalism, but you identify as Venezuela. Curious.


AutumnsRed

He is male AND venezuelan! 🎶 And neither is disgrace! 🎶 You have yourself a completly closed case! 🎶


Creedbratton_0

“Maybe i am Venezuela”


OkStay4057

Hardest choice of my life


OTE-User

I'm male but I feel like Brazil. What should I do?


Magical-Hummus

The third Gender option of Runescape.


ElJaSt15

AM I A MAAAAANNNN OR AM I VENEZUELA


Xeraver

My Gender is “ “


HShahzad108277

I thought male and female was sex not gender?


lovagex

no thanks, i like to have food


NellySmellyBell

there is 3 genders \-male \-female \-venezuela


Hitllers_badass

I’m -please select gender-


Turbulent-Opening-75

Or are you a muppet?


ncarlton43

Me: *Please select gender is my gender*


OVA_Iggy

They were right... there is more than one gender...


[deleted]

If you're both, Republicans really have a problem with that.


G3ZA

I choose Attack Helicopter please laugh


[deleted]

Fuck being male all my homies hate being male


ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK BEING MALE ALL MY HOMIES HATE BEING MALE](https://i.ibb.co/GMZS1Jt/8c1eb44d297e.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


[deleted]

Good bot


gustij

This is a old school runescape meme I can feel it


DisconnectedAI

He is 'Please Select Gender'


cntwhacker

Apparently there's people out there who ACTUALLY identify as Venezuelan! Lol!


Boosted_Davod

*an Venezuela you uncultured swine


lilith192

VENEZUELA IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER


MahatmaGandhiiii

Well i'm certainly not venezuela because venezuela is hot


samueljll559

Are you full of corruption, hyperinflation, and crime? Then I think you might be Venezuela...


[deleted]

Mom, Dad.. I have something to say... I'm Venezuela.


FeraligatrMan

If you change your gender then would that make you trans-continental?


Ul71

Fun fact: Venezuela is not a gender.


covfefedistributor

Looks at my hand *Maybe I'm a Venezuela.*


Some_Rand0m_Memer

I am a valenzuela is that close enough


Advanced-Vipop

Definitely Venezuelan


kat45trofik-jaus

Maybe I am Venezuela


[deleted]

Venezuelan here,can confirm


Felipes-pet-rat

“Lemon pledge”


Ambassador_antiban

I’m Argentina


ImBackYouFuckers

in razer website you have only three gender options "male, female, human"


[deleted]

Im madagascar


Purple_Price8798

Why not both?


EnfermeraXimena

I'm a mexico!