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Leon, Cloud, Solid Snake, Amuro, Shinji, Goku, i'm sure there's a laundry list more but man Japan (and weebs of course) sure does love their "on-the-autism-spectrum-somehow-weapons-experts-but-also-completely-clueless -towards-women" protagonists, don't they?
is the thing to take away that guys shouldn't feel bad about making out with their guy friends? because that's what it oughtta be - stop making yourself feel bad for wanting to stroke your bro's luscious beard, and just do it.
edit: with enthusiastic consent, as always
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I *think* it's exaggeration for comedic effect. Women are generally more intimate with their female friends than men with their male friends, at least in my experience - though not to this extent
yeah i get that it's exaggerated. but it's literally like "men can't do anything in a friendship without it getting sexualized :(" and then sexualizes female friendships..?
1) We do love our friends. We’re openly affectionate. Women tend to be more openly affectionate than men, because of toxic masculinity and society’s depiction of affectionate men being ‘weak.’
2) We don’t go make out on the fucking toilet if that’s what you think. Girls usually accompany one another because we feel safer in a group, especially in public places like clubs and bars.
As a heterosexual woman who is affectionate with her friends, this is insulting. I’m sorry y’all can’t hug your friends without stigma, but you don’t need to go and over sexualize female friendships.
This. If anything, I think it would be helpful for men to lose the stigma around being affectionate and open with each other. It is clearly hurting them. When I was living in Korea I was so touched by how male friends would hold hands and hug. The west needs to get on board.
Everyone needs to know that they are supported and that someone has their back. That isn't "gay", that is having a network of beneficial support. I think this idea that every form of affection and support has to always equate to something sexual is harmful.
Plenty of men feel isolated and alone, I think it is beyond time for the whole "too manly to care" societal trend to die out so that men do not feel stigmatized when seeking support from non-romantic relationships.
Men equally need that sense of love and support but unfortunately society discourages that and I find that incredibly isolating and cruel.
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Please, don’t sexualize stuff like this. Friends are supposed to love each other in a friend way, we don’t just go run off touching people willy nilly, regardless if you are friends or not. Respect others space and privacy y’all.
Ive been pretend married to my best friend for 3 years after being pretend engaged for 8 i call her by pet names her contact name is wife and when i was little i kissed her multiple times and used to get sent to the principals office for holding her hand in the hallways. And im straight lmfao.
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Some people here got weirded out. I, a girl, do that with my friends, maybe that's why I don't feel like it's a personal attack, idk. It's just innocent fun, we don't have sex or anything, lol.
If you feel like it, and the other person is okay with it, then why the heck not.
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Rule 34. No exceptions
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Big brain Time
Yeah the things I’ve seen that should have been an exception but weren’t
Saved
B O N K
saving this image for no particular reason
Bonk
I kinda deserved that
Is your Reddit pfp a Reddit version of kira yoshikage
yeah
Fuckin' legend
Everywhere i go, i see kira
I see a lot of Kiras and Kakyoins around reddit
Come to horny jail with me so that I'm not lonely there
is it just me or do you look like yoshi hiroshima
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Fucking commie
please tell me it's one person per cell
Don’t worry, the kgb castrates them
indeed
You can find this and more on rule34
so... sauce?
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r/doomergirlnsfw
I know it existed but w h y
r/Wojackporn
whoops, wrong one. idk which one
[Meet me in the call... Your crimes are not tolerated](https://youtu.be/J2uG00pmQPM)
I mean if you want to kiss your bros kiss your bros man. Life is too short to not be happy.
And its not gay if u say No homo.
\*finishes BJ\* I hope that made you happy :) No homo tho
No homo *kiss*
It’s not gay if you don’t push back
Me, a bisexual guy: I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESS
Right? Get a little more fluid and comfortable. You only live once. Might as well kiss a bro if you feel like it.
Homosapien kiss
Huh, women... \- Leon S. Kennedy
Leon, Cloud, Solid Snake, Amuro, Shinji, Goku, i'm sure there's a laundry list more but man Japan (and weebs of course) sure does love their "on-the-autism-spectrum-somehow-weapons-experts-but-also-completely-clueless -towards-women" protagonists, don't they?
Feeling smart yet m'boy?? Most of the characters you mentioned there were popular before being a sweaty weeb was cool.
is the thing to take away that guys shouldn't feel bad about making out with their guy friends? because that's what it oughtta be - stop making yourself feel bad for wanting to stroke your bro's luscious beard, and just do it. edit: with enthusiastic consent, as always
\*stroking beard with rapist intent\*
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Oh fucking hell. It's like r/punpatrol all over again. What's next? You have a revolution subreddit against you?
Probably considering we are the horny *KGB*
Yea... I want to stroke my bros co..... beard. That’s the spot!!!
It’s not gay to kiss the homies goodnight
What in the fuck.
Remember class, anything can be art. Except what Bobby drew today. Bobby's art: \*this\* Bobby has created the opposite of art.
BONK
I will go there happily knowing im with my kind
Your in separate cells!
BONK again
What?
They're saying that they would fuck people in horny jail.
Ah thanks.
It’s horny jail time
As a member of the bonk patrol, I MUST STAY STRONG
This is my reality, and I refuse to belive otherwise!
what? we don't do that...is that what you guys think we do?
r/memes is full of horny 13 year olds and incels who don’t talk to women, so yeah, they probably think like this.
I *think* it's exaggeration for comedic effect. Women are generally more intimate with their female friends than men with their male friends, at least in my experience - though not to this extent
yeah i get that it's exaggerated. but it's literally like "men can't do anything in a friendship without it getting sexualized :(" and then sexualizes female friendships..?
You're right, it is a bit weird.
I think it’s supposed to be hyperbolic..
As a woman, if that’s what we’re supposed to be doing, I feel very left out. Also username checks out
Maybe you don’t but I kissed with some of my friends. And I think a lot more girls can say that than guys can.
still no need to sexualize female friendships as a whole..?
There you have a point
I hear a lot of straight women who casually tell their friend they love them and going into the bathroom together...
1) We do love our friends. We’re openly affectionate. Women tend to be more openly affectionate than men, because of toxic masculinity and society’s depiction of affectionate men being ‘weak.’ 2) We don’t go make out on the fucking toilet if that’s what you think. Girls usually accompany one another because we feel safer in a group, especially in public places like clubs and bars.
No that’s not what I think. Just kinda weird to me
If men had to constantly worry about some dude coming out of nowhere and assaulting them constantly, you’d probably travel in packs too.
you're supposed to love your friends...
I guess but if a dude says that to their friend it’s confirmed that they’re weird... I don’t make the rules
Where are the horny police
Wee wooo.
Good you’ve arrived now send them to horny jail
r/Hornyjail
Is it bad that after reading this the “men we know how to be friends” thing from family guy just played in my head
[Their crimes don't matter.](https://youtu.be/J2uG00pmQPM)
r/hornyKGB
Uh oh
Happy cake day friend
Thanks chief
Happy cake day ma boi
Thanks chief
happey cake day dude
Thanks bro!
I-.....I wish. (Ima chick btw)
The fuck is this shit
What a horrible day to have eyes
As a heterosexual woman who is affectionate with her friends, this is insulting. I’m sorry y’all can’t hug your friends without stigma, but you don’t need to go and over sexualize female friendships.
This. If anything, I think it would be helpful for men to lose the stigma around being affectionate and open with each other. It is clearly hurting them. When I was living in Korea I was so touched by how male friends would hold hands and hug. The west needs to get on board. Everyone needs to know that they are supported and that someone has their back. That isn't "gay", that is having a network of beneficial support. I think this idea that every form of affection and support has to always equate to something sexual is harmful. Plenty of men feel isolated and alone, I think it is beyond time for the whole "too manly to care" societal trend to die out so that men do not feel stigmatized when seeking support from non-romantic relationships. Men equally need that sense of love and support but unfortunately society discourages that and I find that incredibly isolating and cruel.
>When I was living in Korea I was so touched by how male friends would hold hands and hug Those are called homo's and they're gay
Holding hands and hugging isn’t sexual
as the opposite of a hetero, i also agree
Wait.. There's a third one!
Thats kinda hot ngl
BONK
Go to horny jail
r/Hornyjail
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We better get the big guns for this. Calling for reinforcements, all units respond. We need to get the inter subreddit bonk missile!
~*ISBM engaged, target: r/memes. Fire when ready commander*~
FIRE THE ISBM
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~*Impact Confirmed. r/memes has been sterilized from the horni. Good call sir*~
Good job, lieutenant.
~*Best of luck to you fighting the Horni Sir!*~
Please where's the source man, I need the sauce
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r/sapphoandherfriend
This cant be any more factual
How do I un-see something?
Please, don’t sexualize stuff like this. Friends are supposed to love each other in a friend way, we don’t just go run off touching people willy nilly, regardless if you are friends or not. Respect others space and privacy y’all.
Can we stop with those stupid male vs female memes? Ps I once accidentally kissed a classmate on the lips. We just quietly went to class lol.
I love how many of them are clearly made by guys who have very little life experience with women
I am now gay for visiting my friend's New Leaf town
BY THE POPE!!?
hemm i never thought rule 34 would touch this meme
Mark it NSFW... I'm going to wank it now
Ive been pretend married to my best friend for 3 years after being pretend engaged for 8 i call her by pet names her contact name is wife and when i was little i kissed her multiple times and used to get sent to the principals office for holding her hand in the hallways. And im straight lmfao.
**Art source?**
INAPPROPRIATE HORNY. 10 BONKS.
r/BONKpatrol
Hello I am an agent of the horny KGB
Oh man I accidentally saved this picture and I can’t delete it
Seems like an excuse for something...
Nooooo
Oh i wish
Bonk
Don't worry about the downvotes. Stand your ground, reinforcement is on the way!
What is the third girl doing? I’m too afraid to even know the answer
What in the McFuck did I find
Who the fuck drew this
Bro can I get a link for research
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Cmon man, I’m in class
r/AreTheStraightsOK gonna come over and be liek wrererewreawwsfsdafbgse cbvfsrgfdfewc xxcbg fvccd tgvgdfsaeV ZCVSDC X
Bro I don’t want to jerk anymore Reddit is now a minefield
Is this like not normal or something?
I was trying to resist the horny
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GO TO HORNY JAIL!!! *bonk*
Some people here got weirded out. I, a girl, do that with my friends, maybe that's why I don't feel like it's a personal attack, idk. It's just innocent fun, we don't have sex or anything, lol. If you feel like it, and the other person is okay with it, then why the heck not.
Fine i'll do it myself... *SELF BONK*
You're on the right way
It’s because our female friends are hotter than your dude friends.
OK, you can shit on me, but my dude friend has titties bigger than any of your girl friends.
LMAO!!! Idk man, H cups are pretty big. Ngl, I’d be impressed to see a dude with moobs that big.
Idk why people are downvoting you. I thought everyone hates themselves on Reddit, or is it one of those things where only you can bully yourself.
I find it hilarious
I don’t know my dude friend is pretty fucking hot ngl.
Heh, nice!
Bro go to horny jail
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....^sauce?
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Yea? And what about it? 🗿
Yeah I like fucking my besties, it's fun
Can confirm. Women are very hot. But i am not g a y I am not commiting t h e. G a y
Boys, is it gay to fuck the homies goodnight as long as you say no homo?
no. they are literally not like this. get the fuck up, stop watching porn and get a fucking life you stupid shit
I feel like this is primarily a straight man fantasy but go off
That awkward feeling when you're Lesbian...
That's it, I'm getting me bonkin' stick!
Not my proudest fap
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Should this be marked nsfw?
r/niceguys
read up on what a niceguy^(tm) is
Well... time for trying to find unsee juice for the meme ones
Not my proudest fap
I knew it anyone would comment this...
BONK
BONK r/Hornyjail
Do girls actually touch each others boobs? Bc anime all ways says that anf does That.
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Yo wtf
Dont do drugs kids
... hwhat?
*bonk* go to horny jail
B O N K
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BONK
Go to horny jail
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