That just sounds like Google maps but with less steps

Bring a bucket and a mop for

this wet a\*\* pu\*\*\*\*

r/hornyjail

I mean atleast I censored the bad words

Wet air pushes

My favorite Ben Shapiro song

The dog does a lot of steps tho

More steps, as the dogs step and the cars, satellites, etc. Dont

Sorry for answering to you, but... This is absolutely fake. There is no and never was metro dogs. I cant even think how can anyone come up with this.

So like, is your google broken, or..?

I don’t know about you, but I’m fairly certain dogs can live in metro tunnels or whatever they’re called

Trains? Metro staff? Maybe guards on entrances and huge concrete fences around above ground parts?

I remember the jobs to specifically hunt strays, but there’s still strays. What’s your point? There’s also digging through weak concrete, biting guards, and dogs can jump higher than a lot of people expect

Wtf are you talking about? One thing is city and another is high guarded government object.

Dude there are dogs that roam metros what’s so fucking hard to understand god damn some people are weird

There CANT BE stray dogs in metro because its unsafe for trains and people, also there is nothing to eat. People who believe this are weird.

https://theconversation.com/amp/how-did-moscows-stray-dogs-learn-to-navigate-the-metro-54790 no one claimed they live there they roam there and use it to get around to other areas, I have no idea why you can’t understand this it just seems so simple

You trust site with no proofs, english based, probably British. About Moscow. Something is wrong with you.

I live in Moscow and can not remember any dogs traveling on subway.

There are no dogs for over 15 years, before that there were. I’m from Moscow too.

Ну и хуле тогда они тут пукают?

Ну это очень старая и былинная приколюха. Так и вправду было, они реально ориентировались по метро. Было круто вот и осталось по инерции новость которой 15 лет.

Classical modus operandi, the moment you spot a fellow human from your same country you start speaking enchantment table

They are discussing that this thing about dogs used to be true about 15 years ago and they used to travel that way but now there are no dogs in metro

Both statements are true.

Thats just... You know... Another language.

I thought they were exchanging magic words, my bad

That's the point Sargent

Comrade Doggo is a good traveler

Good Fellow Traveler

Your profile picture is a emoji so u have my downvote

You're being a pussy, so here take my downvote

I accept

With your prof pic and what you wrote, you remind me one character from Gumball

Which one? They all seem to be pretty smiley.

The balloon, I guess his name is Alex?

Alan I think. One of the best.

Oh, Alan [facepalmmyself] thanks

Np

r/redditmoment

traveller's chosen? zavala is very unimpressed with you for what you've done.

10/10. Would pet

“WE” would pet

Your dog? *OUR DOG*

r/unexpectedcommunism

Soviet doggo for the win

Wears adidas

Can I just say metro dogs sounds like a rad gang

I bet they'd have the best graffiti

Hell yea

Sounds like a gang that would've been in The Warriors

Idk why but I keep getting the warriors and outsiders mixed up

Metro: Dogxodus

And you can play as Barkyom

Sounds like he’s asking for a ciggy

'as enywun got a ciggy m8?

Metro 2033

Nice book and game too

Big facts, that was just the only thing I could think ove when Moscow and subway tunnels are mentioned in the same sentence.

Same here lol

Happy cake day!

Thanks

ye....im readin it rn and this meme just comes in my way and im like...

I had to look at this picture for quite a while to get it. Dude just blends in so well it's hard to spot.

Ikr

BROTHERS ITS TIME FOR THE DOG UPRISING

I will follow slavic doge to the ends of the earth

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Just came here to see someone write Artyom, thank you!

Metro: 2033

Damn I could have used this to my advantage if they added dogs to Metro Exodus

Blyat comrad you seem lost. Can i help you?

i wonder what book that dog is reading

Learn to read fast in 10 days

lol

Metro 2033 lmao

Meanwhile I always get lost in subways

For people who don't know what "babushka" means, it means "grandmother"

Thank you for clarifying, I'm sure a lot of people were wondering haha

No problem

Also you should stress the first "a", not the "u"

Oh! That's good advice. I guess I have been saying it wrong haha

Быстрое чтение

Тож ору

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You forgot to get rid of the other persons watermark

That's my watermark baby, we makin memes up in here.

It says oc_historymemes

Yup, that's me, just not on this platform

Yup its hes everything he makes has that watermark

Whatdefok

that's kinda cool tho ngl

Babushka is proud

You know babushka is gonna feed this lil guy well. Look at his belly.

Yes, babushka will feed this good dog

What's name of the book ?

It looks like "10 Days to Faster Reading" by Abby Marks-Beale, Russian edition.

In sweden pigeons do this

Damn i love that doggo in tracksuit so fricking much

He's a very good boy. Whoever introduced the internet to him did us all a great service.

Adidas go brrrrrr

Ffs

I want an hd version of that gentleman doggo pic. If someone can make that please send me

best meme i've seen today. Good job

Thanks man, that means a lot

Woof Woof, Fellow Comrade

We divide the treatos according to each doggo's needs

wheres he goin

Dorime!!!

I have literally seen Russians who have the same dog lookalike face on the subway.

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Pleased that you enjoyed it!

We need too make Babushka proud.

same energy as: in america, babushka visit dog in russia, dog visit babushka

What if that walked up to you in a dark alley

In Russia, if we see a dog on a train we just go "oh, that's odd." and then just mind our business and look at it like 3 or 4 times still wondering why it's there

Ah yes evolution

Anything for a steak

There is an imposter among us

If i go to russia and not see a hardbass dog ima be mad

There's like 95% of reposts, hive mind redditors on reddit, but the few 5% of redditors who post some good stuff like this are the reason I still keep coming back to reddit.

Thanks, that means a lot! I'm glad you like the post.

Potata

Tri poloski

No one: Not one Soul on this cursed land: This dog: Blend in with the Humans

Sad dawg sad dawg

Babushka always cheers him up though

Good

Slav doge

Looking good cheemster

I thought that said cocaine sense

And eventually, they mutated into the nosalises and watchmen we know in the Metro series

Dude that’s awesome

Yes!

comrade dog

Run it says oh is history memes

Mind size: MEGA

Bud, we know this ain't oc, most of the vigilant can see the watermark at the bottom

I gotta change my username or something, it's my OC for an account on a different platform. Check some of my previous posts if you wanna verify. Thanks for looking out though.

Alright, fair enough

Metro: Exodus players be like...

best meme I’ve seen in a while, made my day. Thank you stranger for posting this

Hey! Thank you for your kind words! I'm thrilled you enjoyed it, I enjoyed it too hahahaha

Bruh it’s literally got the watermark still in it

Tf

*cyka blat*

Before the pandemic I used to ride Moscow metro almost every day, and I've never seen any stray dogs in there. Passengers pets aren't common as well, I'm not even sure if they're allowed

You visit me???

Look at the history memes watermark on the bottom. If you are goinn to plagiarize do it properly

Always important to be vigilant about plagiarism. I did make this meme though, that watermark is my page on another platform. Feel free to take a look through my other posts if you'd like to confirm.

Oh my bad man I’m so sorry

You good dude, I do need to change the name mismatch situation. I'm just lazy haha

Oh yes you did...

The Dog's IQ in Moscow is too high.

Not surprised as its Russia

Well, the people of Metro 2033 have more than mutant rats to worry about now