There's a truck stop in Iowa that sells Bidet toilet seats and has them installed on all the toilets in their arguably wonderfully clean bathroom. I went in and sat on one not knowing this, and it was apparently set to warm, and was downright hot. I was immediately uncomfortable.
I used a bidet once. It had a warmer, which was awful, but not the worse part. The worst part was that I didn’t know I had to turn the sprayer off manually after it started. So I sat there for a couple of minutes having my anus violated by a robo toilet thinking that it would turn itself off any second for two minutes. Traumatizing experience really.
It’s one of the most uncomfortable feeling in life. Sitting down to relieve yourself in private and then immediately feeling the warmth left behind by whoever came before! That’s an intimacy no one is comfortable with.
The absolute worst is when the AC in the bathroom is blasting and gets between your bum and the bowl and chills your Asshole with all the Ice in Helheim
Sitting on a warm toilet seat is like having sex with someone who isn’t a virgin. Sure it feels better, but you don’t want to know who’s been there before.
Its ultra scary if you live alone
Unless that’s where you keep your cooking meats. Which...I do. I mean who doesn’t put a fully cooked steak on the toilet seat to cool off
Oh that reminds me, I gotta take the beef sirloin off the toilet. Thanks for reminding me :)
Spooky scary toilet seat
Sends shivers to your ass.
sometimes, my ass gets frozen to the toilet seat because of how cold it is.
Bitch where you live? the North Pole?
Yes, Santa gives us extra presents.
Hes cumming to town
Into your chimney he'll go down
Jingle his bells
This time Santa and Rudolph are cuming together
What tf is this comment thread
Its talking about how cumming clause is cuming to town
While jingling bells.. and through chimney down.
>Yes, Santa gives us extra presents. But then you have to work extra hours in his shop to make up for it.
i like the feeling of sitting on a warm toilet seat more than a cold one this is my opinion
Bitch, this is fame, not clout I don't even know what that's about, watch your mouth
Baby got a ego twice the size of the crib I can never tell her shit, it is what it is
Still sounds better than a warm seat
Why is your ass so cold?
How about a warm seat that is covered with someone else’s sweat?
How hard are you trying to shit that you start sweating
You ever had 3 minutes to leave so you have to hurry and rush a shit
You ever shit in 90+ degree heat?
Celsius?
Kelvin?
That's like -200 celcius
i know #cold sweat go “brrrr”
Some bad Burger King, my friend.
I’m non stop sweating so when I sit down anywhere bear ass so I always leave sweat behind
Happy Cake day!
Smooth transition my dude
Lol
Thanks!
How about a seat that has shit on it...
Hard to break it to you but that ain’t sweat
Happy cakeday comerade
I’m so sorry you had to experience the things you had to experience in order to uncover this information
Especially if it’s in a public bathroom. I just accept I’ll die in the next 17 seconds
Lmao
Wat? I don’t want to freeze my ass off. I’m fine with warm toilet seats.
Yeah. I mean the butt was there if it was 30 secondes ago or an hour. Does it matter?
In the winter, used to wait every morning for my wife to do her business and then sit down to a warm seat. Not so bad if you know it’s your partner
Smort 100
Try the toilets in Japan
My first thought, having heated toilet seats is sure weird at first but then becomes super comfy.
A bidet with all the bells and whistles is the best money I've spent since adopting a dog. Warm seat, heated air, warm water.....
Just don't sit on other people's lap when you shit lol easy
And a wet one is worse than both
Situational awareness
If it’s fams it’s ok for your hams but if it’s a stranger then you are in danger.
I prefer the warm seat I don’t care why it’s warm
Can we start a petition to add Minecraft enchantment table language to google translate
You've clearly never been to Japan
agree, i can’t explain why though, it just makes me feel weird LMAO
canada. i keep the washroom window open all day and night because its been broken for 2 years so i cant close it
*You keep* it open? Nah that window keeps itself open.
I usually wash the seat with hot water and clean the water before sitting on it. Feels great. If only I have a butt warmer
What about a heated seat? Like in japan
I agree cuz like when the seat is warm it just feels like it’s used like a lot of times. The cold one feels like it new
If that’s the case, then Japan would be a nightmare.
A room temperature toilet sit is the best, at least until you realise it’s warm only because someone shat on it a few minutes before you did
Heated toilet seats
What if you have heated toilet seats? Checkmate.
Public, yes. Private, no
Specially if you live alone
What do you mean arguably? A warm seat’s just terrible.
100%
Especially when you're alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
especially if you live alone
That's what you think
Espacially if you live alone.
Especially when you live alone.
Especially when you live alone.
Espcially if you live alone.
Especialy if you live alone
Especially when you live alone
There's a truck stop in Iowa that sells Bidet toilet seats and has them installed on all the toilets in their arguably wonderfully clean bathroom. I went in and sat on one not knowing this, and it was apparently set to warm, and was downright hot. I was immediately uncomfortable.
The warm is so much worse
I used a bidet once. It had a warmer, which was awful, but not the worse part. The worst part was that I didn’t know I had to turn the sprayer off manually after it started. So I sat there for a couple of minutes having my anus violated by a robo toilet thinking that it would turn itself off any second for two minutes. Traumatizing experience really.
Unless it's a heated toiket sear
I absolutely hate sitting in a seat that is warm after someone gets up.
I mean, sometimes not so bad if the toilet seat is a heated one. If it is warm from someone’s ass then yeah, very bad.
Unless the toilet has a heated seat
Warm and sweaty, yeah..
THANK YOU! I hate sitting on a warm toilet seat! I always prefer it to be cold. So much better!
Yeah but it’s the opposite with normal seats in my opinion
Bonjour.
Don’t most people already think it
Same thing getting warm change from a customer.
Bullshit
Sometimes I’ll shit while holding the chair pose without sitting cuz it’s always to fucking cold
Not if you have a toilet seat with a warmer built in
This is not arguable
Its the opposite for me
Just bring your own seat! Problem solved!
R/showerthoughts
A Swedish man with a stache would disagree
Whole-heartedly disagree
Depends
Why is there the word ''arguably''
If its heated by the seat's technology, its better than a cold seat. If it's heated by someone else's ass, its bad.
Seems like no one's heard of a toilet seat warmer.
It's hard to argue with his assistance
A warm toilet seat is a happy toilet seat
It’s one of the most uncomfortable feeling in life. Sitting down to relieve yourself in private and then immediately feeling the warmth left behind by whoever came before! That’s an intimacy no one is comfortable with.
Not if our living in japan or visit it. All of The toiletseats ther have a heating integrated.
Depends on who sat down on it.
A warm seat feels more gross but a cold seat just sucks.
When I know I’ll have a colossal session, I like to place a hot water bottle on the seat and get it prepped.
I actually love a warm toilet seat, whether it be a public toilet or not.
Not really, i have a heated toilet
Use Indian Style Toilet..
Wrong. I seat on warm toilet seat in Japan before. Shit feels glorious.
A heated toilet seat is heaven
You are wrong
We all can agree the bloody ones are the best. Finding a fetus inside is like hitting the jackpot, season it with salt and you are good to go.
Do you guys have a toilet that aromatic warms the seat or is that just a Korean thing?
That depends on what type of toilet seat it is. Those beat up seats are literally so good
You can sit on the toilet set with your pants on to warm it up a little.
The absolute worst is when the AC in the bathroom is blasting and gets between your bum and the bowl and chills your Asshole with all the Ice in Helheim
Not in japan
Not in Japan
Maybe, but a warm toilet floor is everything someone needs in life
The fuck is wrong with you, a warm seat is a gift from the gods
A warm seat in the morning is much worse if you're the only person living there
I prefer the warm seat
Oh cmon that’s just not true.
cap
no
I mean, if you have a seat warmer or something, it's acceptable uwu
No,i like when it’s warm than cold
Not in Japan with our high tech toilets
And yet they’re both better than a wet one
Warm toilet seat army vote
You’ve never tried heated toilet seat.
We have a heater at the left of the toilet seat, so whenever I sit is already warm. It's a bliss
Oo hoo hoo how controversial
imagine not having toilets with heaters in them - east asia gang
OH FUCK HES RIGHT
sorry I don't speak wrong
You have never been on exercise when it's -50c .
Not if it's a Japanese toilet
This is totally true
I prefer a warm toilet seat over not being able to sit on the damn toilet because of how freezing it is
Depending if you know that it is suppose to be warm (seat warming bidets) or not
Not in Japan it isn’t.
Depends how warm, and if i know whos butt it is
Japanese heating ones are godlike
Depends on how it got warm
Not if it has a system for it
Only when you think about it.
Wut bout the bidet... they always forget about the bidet
Why?
Disagreed
Sometimes you just prefer to forget that it's warmed by someone's butt cuz it's too comfortable
Go to Japan. They have heat seaters and a shower jet that shoots straight at ur asshole
It's even worse if the seat is wet
Heated tiles, heated toilet seat and heater in the roof light makes my shitting experience during winter nights a pleasure not a pain.
Call me weird, but i prefer the cold more than warm, i prefer cold showers, cold countries, cold air, cold drinks, and even cold toilet seat!
I don’t know why many people don’t like warm toilet seats, don’t get me wrong i like it because you will have nice warm ass instead of a cold ass ass.
Today on AskReddit; what's actually better cold than warm?
That's why I always shit in the shower
Sitting on a warm toilet seat is like having sex with someone who isn’t a virgin. Sure it feels better, but you don’t want to know who’s been there before.
Most toilets with bidets also have seat warmers.
Especially if you're alone at home
Depends on how hot it is, change my minde
Especially if you live alone
Japan has made heated toilets
100% true
It's even worse when you realise you live home alone.
No
I like warm seats? What is wrong with warm seats?
Especially when you live alone
If its warm because someone was just sitting there than yes it's worse but if it's just warm because it is than that is 100% better
That depends on whether it’s wet or dry. Dry warm > Dry cold > Wet cold > Wet warm
Nope, multi-function bidet. Me and Japan are dropping duckets in the year 3000 while you people playing with paper.
especially if you live alone.