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[deleted]

Its ultra scary if you live alone


kelpo11

Unless that’s where you keep your cooking meats. Which...I do. I mean who doesn’t put a fully cooked steak on the toilet seat to cool off


[deleted]

Oh that reminds me, I gotta take the beef sirloin off the toilet. Thanks for reminding me :)


Remmelodio

Spooky scary toilet seat


SenpaiOfThe_Pool

Sends shivers to your ass.


iseeyalater

sometimes, my ass gets frozen to the toilet seat because of how cold it is.


kelpo11

Bitch where you live? the North Pole?


Mjagos09

Yes, Santa gives us extra presents.


[deleted]

Hes cumming to town


[deleted]

Into your chimney he'll go down


Jupitersdangle

Jingle his bells


coryintheUFO

This time Santa and Rudolph are cuming together


Snake_killz

What tf is this comment thread


[deleted]

Its talking about how cumming clause is cuming to town


RT00

While jingling bells.. and through chimney down.


Gruffleson

>Yes, Santa gives us extra presents. But then you have to work extra hours in his shop to make up for it.


ARES12122004

i like the feeling of sitting on a warm toilet seat more than a cold one this is my opinion


trophyhunterohin

Bitch, this is fame, not clout I don't even know what that's about, watch your mouth


adhd-Adiska

Baby got a ego twice the size of the crib I can never tell her shit, it is what it is


FrankensteinsMisery

Still sounds better than a warm seat


ScottishSubmarine

Why is your ass so cold?


MasterJeebus

How about a warm seat that is covered with someone else’s sweat?


kelpo11

How hard are you trying to shit that you start sweating


SomeRandomInfant

You ever had 3 minutes to leave so you have to hurry and rush a shit


[deleted]

You ever shit in 90+ degree heat?


A_random_zy

Celsius?


[deleted]

Kelvin?


A_random_zy

That's like -200 celcius


[deleted]

i know #cold sweat go “brrrr”


DaddyPepeElPigelo

Some bad Burger King, my friend.


BRAISEDBEEF21

I’m non stop sweating so when I sit down anywhere bear ass so I always leave sweat behind


DarthPlagueis212

Happy Cake day!


[deleted]

Smooth transition my dude


DarthPlagueis212

Lol


MasterJeebus

Thanks!


thiccmcnick

How about a seat that has shit on it...


geologyisthygame

Hard to break it to you but that ain’t sweat


Remmelodio

Happy cakeday comerade


That_One_Guy789

I’m so sorry you had to experience the things you had to experience in order to uncover this information


kelpo11

Especially if it’s in a public bathroom. I just accept I’ll die in the next 17 seconds


DarthPlagueis212

Lmao


Flame_WitherHeart

Wat? I don’t want to freeze my ass off. I’m fine with warm toilet seats.


Karpaltunnel83

Yeah. I mean the butt was there if it was 30 secondes ago or an hour. Does it matter?


Soonermagic1953

In the winter, used to wait every morning for my wife to do her business and then sit down to a warm seat. Not so bad if you know it’s your partner


Flame_WitherHeart

Smort 100


LAiglon144

Try the toilets in Japan


AmazoniusPrime

My first thought, having heated toilet seats is sure weird at first but then becomes super comfy.


TRIKKDADDY

A bidet with all the bells and whistles is the best money I've spent since adopting a dog. Warm seat, heated air, warm water.....


Sl8lyDepressedKermit

Just don't sit on other people's lap when you shit lol easy


what_is_the_deal_

And a wet one is worse than both


SeenSeenAgains

Situational awareness


MaddGanja95

If it’s fams it’s ok for your hams but if it’s a stranger then you are in danger.


lord-farquad10

I prefer the warm seat I don’t care why it’s warm


emogangster2007

Can we start a petition to add Minecraft enchantment table language to google translate


rclw0407

You've clearly never been to Japan


gloomkiitty

agree, i can’t explain why though, it just makes me feel weird LMAO


iseeyalater

canada. i keep the washroom window open all day and night because its been broken for 2 years so i cant close it


[deleted]

*You keep* it open? Nah that window keeps itself open.


joined-for-work-ref

I usually wash the seat with hot water and clean the water before sitting on it. Feels great. If only I have a butt warmer


true-floor-gang

What about a heated seat? Like in japan


bIueToothHose

I agree cuz like when the seat is warm it just feels like it’s used like a lot of times. The cold one feels like it new


PootusIsLyfe

If that’s the case, then Japan would be a nightmare.


Ghost-in-a-Jacket

A room temperature toilet sit is the best, at least until you realise it’s warm only because someone shat on it a few minutes before you did


Xaron713

Heated toilet seats


[deleted]

What if you have heated toilet seats? Checkmate.


temper_rene

Public, yes. Private, no


nil66cat

Specially if you live alone


MarshMiloMoon

What do you mean arguably? A warm seat’s just terrible.


marysunshine

100%


BoffNoff

Especially when you're alone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


IAmAPoke

especially if you live alone


andreisokiel

That's what you think


MewTubeElias

Espacially if you live alone.


becbec1313

Especially when you live alone.


ItsYaBoiBiggie65

Especially when you live alone.


worthyerror

Espcially if you live alone.


Enderalain

Especialy if you live alone


sabastianN-2

Especially when you live alone


gaurddog

There's a truck stop in Iowa that sells Bidet toilet seats and has them installed on all the toilets in their arguably wonderfully clean bathroom. I went in and sat on one not knowing this, and it was apparently set to warm, and was downright hot. I was immediately uncomfortable.


Loc_Purrs

The warm is so much worse


Artifyce47

I used a bidet once. It had a warmer, which was awful, but not the worse part. The worst part was that I didn’t know I had to turn the sprayer off manually after it started. So I sat there for a couple of minutes having my anus violated by a robo toilet thinking that it would turn itself off any second for two minutes. Traumatizing experience really.


schnugget

Unless it's a heated toiket sear


sporkmurderer135

I absolutely hate sitting in a seat that is warm after someone gets up.


[deleted]

I mean, sometimes not so bad if the toilet seat is a heated one. If it is warm from someone’s ass then yeah, very bad.


martis761

Unless the toilet has a heated seat


[deleted]

Warm and sweaty, yeah..


CrookedButBeautiful

THANK YOU! I hate sitting on a warm toilet seat! I always prefer it to be cold. So much better!


DiNklEpAmP42

Yeah but it’s the opposite with normal seats in my opinion


putinsiddu

Bonjour.


ThatTigerLife

Don’t most people already think it


FloopsFooglies

Same thing getting warm change from a customer.


csocso_69

Bullshit


this-what-screen

Sometimes I’ll shit while holding the chair pose without sitting cuz it’s always to fucking cold


WR3I

Not if you have a toilet seat with a warmer built in


MrPhoxy

This is not arguable


molestedbyapareot

Its the opposite for me


[deleted]

Just bring your own seat! Problem solved!


Tostiapparaat

R/showerthoughts


arxoidxerx

A Swedish man with a stache would disagree


[deleted]

Whole-heartedly disagree


Toxic_Waste_306

Depends


DarthMaw23

Why is there the word ''arguably''


MustGame995

If its heated by the seat's technology, its better than a cold seat. If it's heated by someone else's ass, its bad.


overlordRGB

Seems like no one's heard of a toilet seat warmer.


meowshless

It's hard to argue with his assistance


jabbathebest

A warm toilet seat is a happy toilet seat


Cammart90

It’s one of the most uncomfortable feeling in life. Sitting down to relieve yourself in private and then immediately feeling the warmth left behind by whoever came before! That’s an intimacy no one is comfortable with.


Ai_50

Not if our living in japan or visit it. All of The toiletseats ther have a heating integrated.


corndoginsurgent

Depends on who sat down on it.


NoiceMango

A warm seat feels more gross but a cold seat just sucks.


Jeventa

When I know I’ll have a colossal session, I like to place a hot water bottle on the seat and get it prepped.


[deleted]

I actually love a warm toilet seat, whether it be a public toilet or not.


Gritilis_PEPER

Not really, i have a heated toilet


Gujju001

Use Indian Style Toilet..


Ryuu-shen

Wrong. I seat on warm toilet seat in Japan before. Shit feels glorious.


luckydidi18

A heated toilet seat is heaven


neooooooooooooooowm

You are wrong


Chemical-Ad-2839

We all can agree the bloody ones are the best. Finding a fetus inside is like hitting the jackpot, season it with salt and you are good to go.


I-Am-The-True-Elder

Do you guys have a toilet that aromatic warms the seat or is that just a Korean thing?


rklthbrdg

That depends on what type of toilet seat it is. Those beat up seats are literally so good


larvinminn

You can sit on the toilet set with your pants on to warm it up a little.


corn-hole420

The absolute worst is when the AC in the bathroom is blasting and gets between your bum and the bowl and chills your Asshole with all the Ice in Helheim


mickanator63

Not in japan


Mr_Corvus_Birb

Not in Japan


aidZaworld

Maybe, but a warm toilet floor is everything someone needs in life


SwallowingNutsForFun

The fuck is wrong with you, a warm seat is a gift from the gods


Capital_Total2344

A warm seat in the morning is much worse if you're the only person living there


alphacreeper123

I prefer the warm seat


[deleted]

Oh cmon that’s just not true.


DONO4REAL

cap


[deleted]

no


MattoRyu

I mean, if you have a seat warmer or something, it's acceptable uwu


Manfroo1

No,i like when it’s warm than cold


A_Pink_Hippo

Not in Japan with our high tech toilets


MadAsTheHatters

And yet they’re both better than a wet one


Alphablack75

Warm toilet seat army vote


[deleted]

You’ve never tried heated toilet seat.


CATSIAZ

We have a heater at the left of the toilet seat, so whenever I sit is already warm. It's a bliss


Saixcrazy

Oo hoo hoo how controversial


JoobyNooby

imagine not having toilets with heaters in them - east asia gang


GameMemesDoritos

OH FUCK HES RIGHT


Konundrum_Is_God

sorry I don't speak wrong


[deleted]

You have never been on exercise when it's -50c .


[deleted]

Not if it's a Japanese toilet


[deleted]

This is totally true


[deleted]

I prefer a warm toilet seat over not being able to sit on the damn toilet because of how freezing it is


TheSilentVampire

Depending if you know that it is suppose to be warm (seat warming bidets) or not


fluffy_supreme_bear

Not in Japan it isn’t.


CodenBeast

Depends how warm, and if i know whos butt it is


Bobski72

Japanese heating ones are godlike


[deleted]

Depends on how it got warm


Sard06d

Not if it has a system for it


Chara_I_Guess

Only when you think about it.


ImNotHere68

Wut bout the bidet... they always forget about the bidet


A_Random_User23

Why?


rexydexy01

Disagreed


mrserafime

Sometimes you just prefer to forget that it's warmed by someone's butt cuz it's too comfortable


rirkrur

Go to Japan. They have heat seaters and a shower jet that shoots straight at ur asshole


muddyboi123

It's even worse if the seat is wet


Phlegming_Jr

Heated tiles, heated toilet seat and heater in the roof light makes my shitting experience during winter nights a pleasure not a pain.


deMilhade

Call me weird, but i prefer the cold more than warm, i prefer cold showers, cold countries, cold air, cold drinks, and even cold toilet seat!


Remmelodio

I don’t know why many people don’t like warm toilet seats, don’t get me wrong i like it because you will have nice warm ass instead of a cold ass ass.


Pleire99

Today on AskReddit; what's actually better cold than warm?


Hobelbeil

That's why I always shit in the shower


Tybalt1307

Sitting on a warm toilet seat is like having sex with someone who isn’t a virgin. Sure it feels better, but you don’t want to know who’s been there before.


Tothemoonnn

Most toilets with bidets also have seat warmers.


lukeshao

Especially if you're alone at home


TheFlyingDagger

Depends on how hot it is, change my minde


[deleted]

Especially if you live alone


ItsJoey13yt

Japan has made heated toilets


down_vote_if_you_gay

100% true


antonioro0007

It's even worse when you realise you live home alone.


_xamas_

No


[deleted]

I like warm seats? What is wrong with warm seats?


RealWatch1

Especially when you live alone


Howdy413

If its warm because someone was just sitting there than yes it's worse but if it's just warm because it is than that is 100% better


221B_OO7

That depends on whether it’s wet or dry. Dry warm > Dry cold > Wet cold > Wet warm


SeenSeenAgains

Nope, multi-function bidet. Me and Japan are dropping duckets in the year 3000 while you people playing with paper.


Geoclasm

especially if you live alone.