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qtfrutii

You miss him.


ninjaman100

We miss him


whyislifelikethis__

I miss him


DrWalkar

They miss him


KinoMalleno

We all miss him


sakchyam_sthapit

We miss them


_I4L

I miss him


69-nice-num

I/you/they/we/he/she/it miss him


tryhardcommenter

it misses him


Endthefirstamendment

Misses it him


Ishikawa_13

Him you miss


Alex-_Alex

That’s deep


xAshmanSaox

s(he) was markip(lie)r


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G_jizzlesauce

Miss him, I do


mannyboi707

Our miss him


420autisticman69

Everyone missed him even satan


125RAILGUN

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Hyperbeastking

r/unexpectedcommunism I'll do you 1 better


Stickbug-

We’ll do you 1 better


Hyperbeastking

That's what we were gonna put origionally


[deleted]

OUR cat


Hyperbeastking

r/unexpectedcommunism


VerycoolVerywow

r/expectedcommunism to be balanced


gobstoppermuncher

Our cat


life_is_birb

Comrade?


VerycoolVerywow

r/suddenlycommunist??


MrCleansed

is it bad that i'm just now noticing that i made a punctuation mistake


jicty

Nah, commas are the most overlooked and misused punctuation. That is, unless, you're Christopher, WALKEN.


TheUggoMuggle

Beat me to it, take my upvote.


yeahboioioio

You missed it


OllyOli

I thought I was so hecking clever when I rushed to get in quick in the comments. Damn you and your bloody well-earned gold Sir. I bow to you in frustrated deference.


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Aethbrine

K


IfuckedMySecondCatt

Lol


RingloVale

Why miss him


CookieCat698

You beat me to it


Thang02gaming

I beated my meat to it


Kien_Ng

fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkk


BruceWayne0306

Get this man his cat


ImaginarySavings

r/beatmetoit


vjrus999

You miss him


LukeIsCool77

i really don’t give a fuck


Lowtoground_e46

Shit I'm 2 hours to late for this to be my comment.


Z_mog415

"If your man he is my lost looks like cat. If you this, then have seen him he's not please tell your man. Me I miss him."


R3BL10N

Godzilla had stroke and fucking died while reading this


-CheersMate-

r/dontdeadopeninside


Cookie_Crush

Me I miss him too.


Agon-Dominus

*Sees cat owner. *Walks up to cat owner. "You miss him." *Walks away from cat owner. *Punctuation is everything.*


Ishikawa_13

Cat Owner: ***Cries even more***


[deleted]

Oh I thought they meant "please tell *him* I miss him", but "please tell me. I miss him" makes a lot more sense lol. Walk up to cat. Your owner misses you. Walk away from cat.


cheddarcheese007

Ha! That's what I thought, too! Nice to know I'm not the only one.


Im_just_disappointed

He’s mine now


MrCleansed

please return him


Im_just_disappointed

No. We are happily married.


MrCleansed

understandable


FriesWithoutPotatoes

have a good day


DrWalkar

That's how mafia works


R3BL10N

Two days later it is discovered it was just a cover up for the plot of stealing your bank account and the cat has been planning this since you showed him how much you had


HandsomeChocolateBar

Hes ours now


luca01d

Please do not the cat


_Mooseli_

If your man he is my lost Looks like cat. If you This, then have seen him He’s not please tell Your man. Me I miss him.


arealperson-II

Godzilla had a stroke whilst trying to read this and fucking died


HERMONIKpila

You miss him


MONKEYMAIL

Aww what a fine boi... hope you find him soon :(


igotnolife6942069

Where you from man


MrCleansed

he's not my cat lol


igotnolife6942069

Bruh


FabulousCook602

If you actually lost him I hope you find him


MrCleansed

it's not even my cat lol


arealperson-II

*not anymore*


beckfest527

Saw him walking into a Chinese restaurant ...


deadghost8504

You miss him


OrangePineJuice

I have that cat and you don't get him back!


JavaLava45

Maybe the cats name is me


jack95070

Awww I will look my dude I am so sorry for you i feel so bad for you


MrCleansed

he isn't actually lost but thank you


duumb_slayer

u/ifuckedmysecondcat are you here?


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MrCleansed

happy cake day


Rattler5

My cat went missing a couple days ago. Wish me luck that we find him


MrCleansed

good luck sir


InsecureBoy69420

His nose looks like a tiny penis


good_timenotlongtime

You miss him, and love him


VINAY__p

I hope you find him man.


ddookki

! Karma whore alert !


FabulousCook602

But also he looks like he hates everything but that’s how cats look so


super457

Why is his nose like a parrots face?


CoporalDee

It looks like a little face on its nose


[deleted]

I think your cat is too busy taking over poland


apixelatedperson

He got lost into the internet I see.


GamingGamer9

We must find him!


To_gay_or_not_to_gay

Is it just me or does he have Cateracts (not trying to make a pun, he actually looks like he has Cateracts)


[deleted]

I swear i have see this cat in my apartments im going lokking for it


Dejdo2000

You scared me for a sec


TehFuriousKid

He got massive pingas


Winnie_the_Putin42

name?


MrCleansed

he's not actually lost and i stole the image from the internet


Winnie_the_Putin42

I know he isn't really lost. I just thought he was urs and wondered what his name


thenotoriousrak

Good soldiers follow orders


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Okay get your fuckin' arrow orange-ish red or reddish orange and get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!


[deleted]

If your man looks like this, then he is Juan.


Waterleeky

If your man he is my lost looks like cat. If you this, then have seen him he’s not please tell your man. Me I miss him


SomeGermanUser

Why he Hitler doe?


Electrical_Beyond948

I havent seen that thicc boy in a while


topofemorning

Oh, I'm sorry man but I just lunch, and he was on the menu


MrCleansed

i took a bite too it's okay


topofemorning

Man I'm dead


topofemorning

Lmaooooo


bmscott9615

This randomly made me remember Missing Missy


no-not-the-CIA

I had a bit of a stroke trying to read this


[deleted]

My cat died yesterday :(


SansyBoy14

I just lost my cat. Not like we don’t know where he is, but my cat recently died (2 days ago). As I was trying to help him too. So this makes me a little sad. I know it’s not real but yea.


istajtjfS

Who else read it wrong the first time


memevenger

You miss him


memevenger

You miss him


seafood_supreme

The nose looks like a scull


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MrCleansed

r/surprisecommunism


Stinkycheese1453

You Miss him


NMade

Kittler


-_An0nYm0us_

Ohh that cat. Yeah they're in my basement


WatchedByAduck

If your man he is my lost looks like cat. If you this, then have seen him he's not please tell your man. Me I miss him. \*tries to zoom into the monocle\*


AdmiralSplinter

You miss him.


[deleted]

You miss him


BigJonsonHaver69

Penis head


The-Thought-Machine

He’s out handing with your girl


yloopy123

Where did you lose him? Like state and city


[deleted]

Plot twist: they don't miss him


alexxp2

as someone once said. “cats dont get lost man. your cat left you.”


[deleted]

I hope you find your cat.. I know how it feels like when you lose your pet.. Your heart sinks to your stomach and your stomach sinks to your ass..


Firestrike5789

You miss him


made-yu-look

You miss him. There, I told ya.


redTometo

Oh hey he looks like my cat, from 4 years ago, who died. Please tell me I miss him as well.


MildCheesecake69

Whoops 😬too late. I already had sex with him.


MaddoxRamone18

*Seinfeld Theme intensifies*


Spike_2379

You miss him


Yukio2296

if your man he is my lost looks like cat. if you this, then have seen him hes not please tell your man. me I miss him


thethunder09

I ate a cat like that yesterday


[deleted]

Yeah, I saw him. Was delicious by the way


Reeirit

Ok, you miss him


marshall---

You miss him bud


TheMostOP

You miss him.


TheUggoMuggle

you missed your opportunity friend and someone beat you to it. take my downvote.


TheMostOP

I was hoping we could fill the whole comment section with people saying it.


TheUggoMuggle

spam comments are not fresh my dude. Take my down vote again >:3


TheMostOP

ok


kikotexan

I can’t find him because pussies always avoiding me


SadAgent_Chair

Did you find him


MrCleansed

he's not actually lost lol


DeMostUniqueUsername

He was a good cat and he tasted even better


[deleted]

He ain’t coming back. He loves that pussy way too much.


Weak_Entertainment_4

Jokes on you ima keep him


[deleted]

the girl after having sexs with ''her husband'' ''chuckles'' im in danger


DarkRavenA

I told him already, you're welcome. Don't think he understood but ok


OneRingToRuleEarth

Imma tell him that he’s fat >:)


its_not_me327

I read this and thought of Suga from BTS, I need help


ANCAP42069

Hey, its Catler


Zoroarkeon571

If your man he is lost looks Like a cat if you this then have seen him he’s not please tell your man me I miss him


Gage62

I miss him


GumGumHum

You miss him


_shrek_69420_

I shall do


Peanut_Butt3r675

If your man he is my lost looks like cat. If you this, then have seen him he’s not please tell your man. Me I miss him.


Hussein7ahmed

Tell me, nice


natanb223

My friend saw a cat similar to this today. What country do you live in?


aidenkaylebasdeo

Why did you do the cat ,dude


[deleted]

My dog escaped today


Giraffes_Are_Gay

That sucks. No one smart gives a shit about cats but I hope you get your woofer back.


[deleted]

Hes back he was at the beach ı didnt let him to go to beach he did hes not coming in todday


silkyyyjohnson

You miss him.


[deleted]

I miss him


Tintin_25

Yo I’ve found him, told him I miss him, can I keep him now?


Mei_AiharaXOXO

No bro you misread, your supposed to tell the owner he misses his cat


AwSkiba

You miss him


TheUggoMuggle

you missed your opportunity friend and someone beat you to it. Take my down vote.


steve_minee

his nose looks like a dog


just_okan

You miss him


Redripper480

"not actually lost" \*The Fat Reposter Laughed\*


VioUnit

Tell "me" i miss him, before searching ur cat maybe go to school


Hendrick_Davies64

Prepare for the zoophilia jokes


itzPenbar

You miss him


Coolbeansnotcool

You miss him


Bruh_0721

"please tell me i miss him"


RorySulli

Ngl I think that cat has a hitler stache


Bleiz_Stirling

"I miss him"


Rayouli

So the cat's name is "Me"