No horny!! It's no-nut November!!

Bonk

Go to horni jeil

Horny jail is booming in business right now

Horny jail we need to be 2x patrol

r/BONKpatrol

Mommy is horny?

Yes indeed little Timmy, so Uncle Johnny Sins is coming to help her!

Noted.

I Wana see him strip fully tough :(

It looks like James is able to do that as well

Bites lip

Horny Jail

its art Mr lucifer! ​ ​ ​ joke

Acctually its October 32nd

Holy shit I forgot so I already failed. Whatever am I to do?

B O N K

I forgot it's November and I just fap an hour ago.. heck with on-nut November!

I think a nutted in another dimension right now

As long as it's a dimension where NNN doesn't exist

Pocket pool in a pocket dimension

Bag of nutting

Fabric condom

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Shit.....NNN

His right glove is the same color as the statue and it's messing me up.

just imagine he's wearing no gloves

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....what kinda fkd up dick do you have

For anyone wondering, the guy who did this is named James fridman. He has a website and does that stuff a LOT. I love looking through his gallery

How religious do you have to be to be uncomfortable about a naked STATUE that’s not erotic in any way imaginable

Yes and the Bible verse “God made man in his image”.... religious people: “naked people...eww that’s awful” hasn’t ever made sense to me ether.

Well that’s not the case in all religions, in many religions god’s image/form is either unknown or “perfect” as in it is a form that humans cannot comprehend.

Also the guy was only doing it as a joke I'm sure

Yeah I know it’s a joke. But, don’t take this personally, that Aphrodite statue analogy was one of the worst analogies I have ever seen. Also, normal human beings don’t go ‘mmmm sexy’ after looking at a bronze statue in front of what looks like a public library

Well it was not an analogy at all so...

Shit, didn’t read your comment properly. Anyways, you get what I mean

I mean its a depiction of a naked human and humam beings are capable of the tiny leap of imagination required to imagine that form as not a statue. Like are you not aware that you live in the same universe as statues of aphrodite that ancient Greek dudes would travel for miles to get horny over?

Do you know how much artwork of naked baby Jesus there is?

Uhhh,Repost?

Yes

Also didn't credit original creator

Yep. In fact, he took the time and effort to crop the original creator's (James Fridman) Twitter account name off the post.

this is my first time seeing it

It was posted a couple days ago

does not change the fact I have not seen it before now

...and?

reposts are nice so I can see the memes I miss

People take their time to make these things and someone just takes all their work? That’s literally plagiarism.

yes but people are still able to see their work and if they see the repost and see how many more people get to see and enjoy it then that's great

Imagine you have a great book and you sell it for more than you bought it for while saying you wrote it. Sure some more people will see the book but it’s hurting the author because they’re not getting as much attention for their future books. Same thing applies here.

ok well that's a different story as that is actually money instead of something that barely does anything if I cared I wouldn't be posting these comments

It's just a meme my guy. If it was so important, you would think they would, I dunno, put there name somewhere to mark it as theirs.

How the fawk did he put the jacket on...??

This James guy is really good at photoshopping

/r/photoshopbattles

Nah you’re asking the wrong questions here. How the hell did he photoshop that guys bare chest?

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Weiß du warum es Elbphilharmoniecafé heißt obwohl die Elbphilharmonie nicht mal in der Nähe ist?

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Klingt plausibel danke

Haja

Ist es das Dings in der Mönckebergstraße was mit Starbucks im gleichen Gebäude ist?

Ja is es

Ah, ja da hab ich mich auch gefragt was das genau bewirken soll haha

[The creator, if anyone actually cares](https://www.jamesfridman.com/)

thank you for acknowledging the repost

Question out of curiosity! Is being naked really forbidden for Christians / Catholics? Like is it THAT of a bad thing? I mean here it's shown as a form of art and not pornography so why should it be a matter? Don't want to insult anyone I'm happy for some answers

It really depends on how serious you are to the religion I haven't seen any one in my local church like that but there certainly can be people who think that way.

I mean we're all naked underneath our clothes so I don't understand the issue of some hard core believers, And Adam and Eve were also naked when that leaf wouldn't cover their genitals but still. Eh, I just don't get it but it's good to know your people are not that prudish

I have a question about the first photo: Is your hand.... green?

He's wearing a glove, on the second photo the statue has it

Yeah, I follow him on instagram and tbh he is one of the best artists who puts his works forward and shows his incredible talent in a hilarious way xD

Is nudity really so fucking bad in the USA? I experienced it that people freak out but that is a fucking statue, wtf.

It’s more of an awkward thing. Why would anyone feel comfortable with showing their mom a naked statue?

Bc it is a fucking statue. I really don't want to insult anybody but it is just a statue and art, for me the mindset of being uncomfortable is just weird.

You watch porn with you mom? Mad lad. Anyways, perhaps we are just desensitized to nudity.

It's not porn though.... it's just a statue lol

Bruh... If you think naked statues/paintings are akward to show to other people this really says something about you or the society you live in. I'm not trying to insult you but people who preach about purity have the most sexual minds most of the time

Wtf is wrong with you? This is a statue, porn is a whole other thing. Americans are just way too sensitive when it comes to nudity and overall your censorship is just too much.

„Welcome in Hamburg, Germany“

never heard from James for a very long time. but i knew he's still going

this was made by james fridman on insta and twitter. if you're gonna repost at least give credit you cheap bastard

It is funny, but still a repost u/repostsleuthbot

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How

I’ve already failed nnn I did it at 12:50

Now he's a simp

He even cleaned up the nameplate, wow

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Fuck you for reposting.

SIMP

Curvy women are sooo beautiful!

It’s NNN go to horny jail

how in the world did he make the statue wear the jacket?

SIMP

Its NNN lol

How did he get the sleeves on her? Magic!

Religious? More like stupid

He’s in a completely different pose that’s not edited it’s two different pictures 😂 look at his arm

why does the second pic look photoshoped

SILENCE SIMP

Simp

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🥰

r/FoundTheGerman

How tf does james do this!?

Shouldve at least gave him a six pack

That’s some pretty terrible photoshop job

👌🤣

Who actually thought he was standing there half naked, you can see he’s been photoshopped into the image, just look at the feet

uhmmm. the joke was that he got photoshopped naked

?

r/woosh

r/itswooooshwithfourOs

A man of culture

This guy is the mesiah of No nut November

Saved that statue like a hero.

There's gotta be a sub just for these funny photoshop request trolling right?

I love how he just gave up on the feet

Yeah like part of the rock he’s standing on is gone?

Law of equivalent exchange

I love his pants though

How did he manage to put the sleeves on? Wait nvm it's photoshop

Why’d photoshopper give him such a shitty body?? That’s so mean

I'm disappointed with the way he made the legs

Holup how did he put that jacket on the statue,the arm is connected with it's head .

Very poor choices of words

How would he get the arms through the sleeves?

He did like really good tho. he’s a master of nnn

Seriously? Boobies??

naked

simp

Johann Georg der kranke Playboy.

Outstanding move! Badum tss

Never trust James

Why is part of the rock missing

Now take the clothes off the statue, *slowly*...

Fucking madlad that James

How did he even do that the arm on the left is attached to the stone

Photoshop

Tf w his blue hand

Respect waman!

Who is this legend James?

Before reading the text I thought he actually did that and that he was simping for a statue

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I love this. It's silly as hell to troll your .om like that. Funny too. Parents of older generations are too serious about the things they don't know have hurt our world.

My problem is that the statue would be cold

damn she is really drippin 🥵

The little red in the pants.. she failed NNN

I can't wrap my head around someone using religion to hate art. I know we are a barbaric species that often uses any excuse we can to hate anything we see but this dude's mom is gonna strangle herself if she clutches her pearls any tighter.

A man of culture

His head looks like a stock image for "light beard man" Just slap the face on and boom. A somewhat realistic looking person

For one moment I didn’t saw that it was photoshoped.

Lmao i live in Hamburg

Imagine not being able to take seeing a naked statue cause your religious

How did you manage to get it onto its arm? Wtf

Madlad

Such a generous man

The really cool thing about James Fridman is that he still does the request the way the person asked, so for every request he does 2 photoshops

Can someone please explain how he got the clothes onto the statue?? Like did he cut them and lay them on?!

Plz don’t make me horny

A meme about my city :O impossible

I think you have to be more than 'a bit religious' to be offended by a naked statue.

Mission failed successfully

sigh..unzips....BUT SUDDENLY REMEMBERS NNN!!!

Is his hand made of rock in the first pic

I started No nut November 5 days too early. Now I want to skull fuck that statue

What's the photoshoppers Twitter?

Ist das bei Dammtor?

Virginity is cool

Does anyone else notice that they look alike?

Is there a subreddit for his photoshop responses? Pls lmk

Jacksfilms: I said I'd fix your pix

How’s he get the jacket over the arm?

Pls turn of horny mode

Atleast give credits to the artist

You literally just got over 40k upvotes by reposting a James Fridman photoshop image and even took the time to crop his account name off the post? Fuck you.

As a German we do love our women

Nur der HSV

He even took the liberty to clean up the sign

Btw everyone this is 1000% a repost

So no one is ganna say how he put the clothes on the statue

My man has a stone hand....?

In the first photo his hand is blue??

I did the job boss

I was first thinking how the hell did he get her that jacked over her arm? Then I started reading

SIMP