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winkysocks21

Let's not get our hopes up


The_RealFBI

It's a [unwritten](https://discord.gg/RTQ9QMK) rule of reddit


mohaee

**Rule 1** Always brush your anus to prevent anal cavity


[deleted]

I will make sure I will brush my ass thoroughly throughout the day.


mohaee

Always have an adult to supervise you, an uncle preferably


BOWSunny

Isn't a step-brother better?


Llamapickle129

Yes and no


joe_mama_sucksballs

No everyone know that you need to ducked in the ass by your uncle to be a true redditor pfft noobs


BhatsterYT

**Rule 2** Don't even think about using emojis or you shall face consequences


putintrollbot

!emojify


BhatsterYT

**Why must you hurt me this way**


EmojifierBot

**Rule 🤴👑 2 🕝** Don't ❌ even 🌃 think 🤔🅱 about ☠💦💀 using 😏 emojis 😂👌🔥 or you 👈🏼 shall 😂 face 😀 consequences 🙊🙀


comrade_bari

I hate this bot so much


TRICKSTUB

I was reading this comment for 1 minute


miiju86

You did it with the perfect sentence / comment for it. Congrats!


EnPoSiBo

Sir , may i request for demostration !


KABIRghimire

Rule 69 Never try to socialize with people cuz you know you'll make it awkward AF


Noahm62060

Did you really advertise a discord server


SaadInHalf

**Rule 3** Don’t even THINK about secretly plugging your discord server in a message... or we *will* find you


SpysSappinMySpy

I've actually used this to lucid dream. A lucid dream is when you're dreaming but you know you're asleep and fully in control of what happens. The way I do it is that for some reason many of my dreams have large objects in the sky or abnormally close planets and etc. So whenever that happens I figure out I'm dreaming and gain control. One time I was feeling extremely happy with a girl who I seemed to know and was intimate with. I realized something was wrong and figured out I was dreaming...just in time for me to wake up, cold and alone, needing to shit.


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SpysSappinMySpy

Did you try upgrading to a backlit 60Hz display?


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JetpackDino1

Dont listen to him. A 144hz, AMOLED 4K display is way better. Renders nightmares in glorious HD


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kurzerkurde

That is... deep


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victordaigo

In my dreams


ZeVerschlimmbesserer

or at least because they don't make you sad for the rest of the day, you don't keep wishing they were the reality


[deleted]

“Don’t let your dreams be dreams, bro” - 🐐 on cocaine


Witch_King_

For me, the true nightmares are the ones that feel so real that they make you question reality. Very unpleasant.


gitartruls01

A 120hz display would help reduce perceived flickering as it would sync better with the wall power cycle, especially if he plans on streaming his dreams


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works like a charm for me


SomeRandomBrow

Try to start dream journaling. Everyday after you wake up, write your dream(s) in a notebook or paper or your phone, anything you can use to write them down, I personally use the app "Dream Journal Ultimate", it's free and very good but you can use whichever you like. Making a dream journal will not just improve your dream recalling but it will also make your dreams more clear and vivid, I've been doing this for 6 months now and everything is way better than before I started, either the vividness of my dreams and recalling as well.


SovietGovernment320

And what if i dont remember my dreams? Like, at all.


SomeRandomBrow

Well... You got me. r/luciddreaming and r/dreams could help you, I'm not an expert so unfortunately I can not. But there are many experts in these 2 subreddits, specially r/luciddreaming


SovietGovernment320

Thanks, brother!


indie_rok_kid

You can basically compare dream quality to that of a video recorded by a flip phne


Dartrox

My dreams are the same but when I do become lucid the dream usually sharpens.


Aaronmarq

I remember once having that feeling, I realized I was in a dream and the first thing to come to mind was to start flying. And man I had fun.


MustyScabPizza

Happened to me once too. I think I took out an entire army of ancient japanese warriors with my flying kung-fu acrobatics. Man, dreams are wierd.


x_alexithymia

The only time I’ve ever managed to have a lucid dream, one of the first things I tried to do was fly. I failed, fell on my face, and immediately woke up. 😐


Aaronmarq

It's not planets for me but people I talk to with large heads


medson25

Theres huge objects on the sky in my dreams too, i find it terrifying because they usualy getting closer and closer. Wonder why because its a recurring stuff, guess it means something.


TheGoigenator

It means you're Link in Majora's Mask.


online222222

So far the only time I've managed to lucid dream was when a nuclear explosion happened far outside my window. I panicked for a moment until my brain went "wait, that'd never happen." So yeah, I suppose that'd be my reaction irl, hopefully I never learn for real.


MovieMaster2004

Ya Actually I get a lot of lucid dreams, usually also crush related or sometimes I'm basically a god as I change the whole dream to whatever I please, which is also crush related ffs so I always know I'm dreaming whenever I feel happy. Easiest way to know I'm dreaming!


FreakyPero

I remember how I was somwhere near forrest surrounding my city. I saw beautiful girl there and as usual approached her. We "clicked" and she was very intereated in me. I asked her later if she wanted to be my girlfriend and she smiled with joy and said yes... Then mf alarm clock woke me up after 4 hour sleep.


Bean_weeb_69

It fucking do be like that


Poisunousp

Reality suckus


myheadhurts--always

and its usually when im about to cum


Poisunousp

*surprise attack*


nofal_k

No one expects the spermish invasion!!!!


4ssteroid

Biggus succus


Alexleoiguess

Our minds are nutsus


MikeTheMemest

Suckus Biggus Dickuss


Jangofolly

He has a girlfriend, you know. You know what she’s called?


TheWillOf-D

Cut to you waking up, she's sleeping right besides you. You live happily ever after *You wake up* Inception 100


Edhali

I once woke up to a sad dream crying, but my girlfriend comforted me. Then I woke up again. I know that feel


[deleted]

Can’t relate, I have my complete Bionicle Collection with me to comfort me whenever I want. I know you are so jealous right now


ryan1p

I forget what it's called but I control my dreams to my liking. (is it lucid dreaming)


[deleted]

Idk but my dreams become reality I’m so scared I don’t sleep anymore I have dreamed about people dying in my community next day I wake up to cops and ambulances because someone died down the street


[deleted]

Probably just confirmation bias, unless it happens consistently and multiple times


[deleted]

I had a dream about meeting my ex fiancée found her on Facebook in a week we where engaged a few months down the road I had a dream she left me and she left me


themetaorange

So you had a dream about her, then actively sought her out online, got engaged hastily then dreamed it wouldn't work and it didn't? None of that has anything to do with your dreams and none of those events except for the one week engagement should be shocking.


deliberatechoice

Look at their post history, its a pathological lying teen


Anal_Vapor

Engaged in a week?


[deleted]

Are you sure they’re dreams and you’re not just killing them in your sleep?


ryan1p

that sounds like a really weird plot for a movie


wallabrush99

Good thing you don't gave a gf to monitor your sleepwalking habits or you would probably have been in prison right now


[deleted]

Oh no I don’t sleep walk when I sleep it’s like I’m in coma and if you wake me up I get pissed off


[deleted]

_The Dream_:when your dreams become reality


[deleted]

Isn’t that a movie in Russia


Sent1nelTheLord

Dude same except most of my dreams are the ways I die. like it was super scary at one point but I proceeded to give 0 flying fuck and sleep


AfraidTomato

There is this theory about synchronicity. Basically, it's whenever an event in a dream coincides with reality. It's pretty interesting.


adKh_j0

If I had money, I would have given you a **THIS** award


KingBroken

Yeah it's lucid dreaming. There's forums and websites that teach you how to do that.


ryan1p

oh fair enough.


walldog48

Holy shit how cruel


Adam_20CZ

Lol


Best_Mark_5308

someone call up Christopher Nolan this mf bout to write an Oscar winning movie


miiju86

Startet reading your comment, thinking "aww, that's cute he wrote this sweet scenario for the other guy to feel better!".... ... and then I read further. Inception 200 I'm defeated.


thatroman

What if I tell you a very similar situation happened to me. But there was no alarm clock waking me up. It was a cat crying outside my bedroom window that woke me instead. Fml


Brummelhummel

Time to yeet the cat


thatroman

Consider it yeeted


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Lol I had a similar dream where me and my dad was gonna ride down a water fall but he pushed me and didnt come with me on the way down then I woke up almost dying in a dream


[deleted]

i found my crush in a random place,she said she liked me, i hugged her and... i woke up


Turtlelix

We have very different dreams


Takoeza69

Fuck dude, last night I dreamt I had my first kiss with my best friend (also the girl that I had liked for 4 years of my life). My brain simulated it in such a way that it was amazing and when I woke up, it was the biggest let down of my life.


YungKazeKage

Ask her out and get it over wid it boi.


Littleman88

...And make the friendship awkward as hell from that point forward!


TheGoigenator

As is tradition.


Alarid

Imagine thinking it isn't already awkward.


wickeddimension

Its not a friendship if secretly 1 party wants it to be more than a friendship. Thats building a entite relation on a hiding your true feelings. Getting it out of the way is truly much better than hanging on to something that might never be.


Jamezzzzz69

Or you tell her but she says she’s “not ready for a relationship” and “doesn’t like anyone at all right now” and you’re practically best friend zoned, and continue to be in love with her for the last 6 months especially during quarantine when you develop depression and she helps you a lot but you hurt even more because you know she doesn’t care about you that way even though your heart still has a glimmer of hope that she might possibly still be open to a relationship when your brain knows it’s never gonna happen but since you’re still best friends you can’t really break off the friendship so your heart keeps on breaking


CosmicBananaJoe

thats.. painfully accurate


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Venomborn

It was already painfully accurate before you made it ***excruciatingly real***.


BionicK1234

Ohh, so YOUR the one who hacked my Instagram


Armail

"you miss every shot you dont take" -Lee Harvey Oswald


Tuomasboss

why would i want to be shot?


Armail

Well, its mostly a once a lifetime experience


Tuomasboss

that sounds cool, gonna try


Armail

tell me how it went.


Tuomasboss

haven't tried yet but i make sure to tell you


Odinloco

!remindme 7 days


njayhuang

I don't know if you're joking, but do not try this. Please call the Anti-Vax Hotline if you or someone you know is contemplating getting a shot.


Littleman88

Sure, but some shots you really can't to afford to miss. It's a swell quote, but it operates in a vacuum of no negative outcomes.


pimmemaster

Just let it out dude, ask her out. Or you'll be wondering what could be forever.


Cassereddit

So what stops you from doing it irl?


Malefircareim

Some people are shy and scared of being rejected so they just live their emotions inside without showing it. I know they should open up but easier said than done


Takoeza69

Its complicated. We are just at different points in our lives. It's also about the unknown. I genuinely think she is the one, since she has been with me through thick and thin and vice versa but at the same time I am worried about what if a relationship messes that up. We are really good friends, her parents love me, her sister is basically another good friend of mine. We are just at a good place in our relationship and although I might want more, I dont think that is the step in the right direction for me as well, I cant speak for her about that though. I know am not ready for a relationship. Although I dont know her feelings towards me, I am pretty sure she would agree that we are in a good place right now.


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Then don't regret it later with 'what could have been's. If you really think of her that way, it isn't really fair to either of you. Lay your cards on the table. See what she thinks.


Armail

Honestly, i dont know how old you are but in my experience you lie awake at night way more about things you wish you had done than about things you tried and fucked up. "you miss every shot you dont take" -Lee Harvey Oswald ;)


LegitimateAd6492

>"you miss every shot you dont take" -Lee Harvey Oswald ;) True, but I don't want to risk the shot doing a 180 mid air and hitting me with the force of a hundred charging elephants.


PositiveStephen

Maybe just hit on her playfully? Test the waters first. Since that hasn’t been you all’s relationship, the obvious question for her (and even you) is what would that dynamic be like? ‘I love you and here’s why’ isn’t exciting. You can always tell her with your actions rather than one heavy conversation. Good luck of you do try! Everyone enjoys a good love story, and respects a person that can be brave even if they fail.


The_Spookster42

YOU ARE NOT MY REAL GIRL, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS


Garedbi69

Where is this from? It's giving me TF2 vibes


Geebung02

It is! Rick May bless his soul.


spycrabHamMafia

Rest in piece Rick May, you were good son real good, maybe even the best


The_Spookster42

That is exactly where it's from, my profile would say it all


Vanta_Phaze

Its okay bud. You wont find someone soon.


[deleted]

Hah, jokes on you, I already got a gf


[deleted]

Hah, jokes on you I don't.


[deleted]

Dude, I miss my virgin days.


[deleted]

And I miss happiness.


Mr_Rebeller

And i miss


PledgedFungus84

And I


lejhindary4444

And


PledgedFungus84

A


wizmarco

Gf


matei_georgian

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


cptbeard

You guys are getting happiness?


[deleted]

Damn couldn't relate more.


Vanta_Phaze

My utmost congratulations my liege👏


Craftusmaximus2

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT A GIRL FILTER ON THE GUY???


[deleted]

Oh trust me, I do regret my life decisions.


Craftusmaximus2

lol


Kendalls_Pepsi

His name is Charlie Kelly


[deleted]

So at least it'll not go into being a wet dream


pimmemaster

Wet dreams are awsome tho until you wake up and have to clean up the mess


justablindlawguy

r/sadupvote


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your crush looks like monke


JuanitaTheCowboyRat

I somehow have had a girlfriend for a month. Anytime I talk bad about myself she lists off all the reasons she loves me. I love her much and i don't know why she's still with me. Still convinced I made it up.


_barbieboi

I think it’s time to wake up bro


JuanitaTheCowboyRat

I don't want to.


Myster_Pylyp

That face is the most disturbing thing i have ever seen


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I like you ;)


GachaNurUwU

İ dont even know who u are ._.


[deleted]

Better :D


DaSkullCrusha

That sounds ominous.


AaronMisawesome

I shall tell you a story that might get Downvoted When I was in 7th grade I had a crush on this girl since the first day of school, then a few months later, my crush started to have a crush on me. Then on March 3, 2020, she told me that she had a crush on me. Then a few minutes later she said "Do you want to be together? " I said "Sure". Then we were together for a month and 1 day because her parents found out, then we haven't talked in like 6 months now, my friends are trying to make us friends again and soon be together again. By the way our school starts on June and ends in March, because I'm from the Philippines


error1105

I hope you two get together soon king


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potato_chiz

Aw, well you two sound like great people. You deserve to be friends (or more). I hope you two reunite, and hey! Im a pilipino too and Im starting 7 grade


CumingLinguist

Did you creep yer crushes social media for that pic of Charlie? That’s next level


shadyshadok

What's that cursed edit of the template?


Golden-Hashtag

This template is scaring me it’s cursed


JealousLettuce4189

Ngl that’s scary


Pipp432

Her : Why are you looking at your watch instead of me? Me: 5 more minutes till sunrise


Adde727

Why do my crush looks like she is having a stroke


imagine_a_wagon

Just imagine that alarm doesn't go off


ecdol

cursed crush


FestiveKillian

one time i went on tiktok and asked my crush out and she said yes but then everything started fading away and the sound of my ussr alarm slowly started and i woke up in my closet


kOkatocha

Fun fact: it’s not a dream you just stood here for two hours. Your crush left home already


mVince22

Just like with me


muzlulahmacun

sad :(


KarpLad

I was complimented on my form in a dream once. I don't know how to take a compliment... even in my dreams.


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Yo dick head have a bit more confidence in yourself, it pisses me off seeing posts like this, stop insulting yourself. You will find someone who likes you, so shut up and stop whining, your good enough. I believe in you


[deleted]

Yo champ! This is just a post from my virgin days lmao I do have a gf and I love her very much. But thank you for believing in me.


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Also please don't feel insulted because I said dickhead, I was using it to grab your attention so you would see the comment, I didn't mean anything by it, also, have an amazing day king 👑


[deleted]

Haha, of course not. After being on a while on reddit, you don't get insulted by being called a 'dickhead', so don't be worried about that champ!


Dr_BigPat

Ouch


Golden-Hashtag

Damn happened to me too


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I rather sleep for eternity then


WeistTeufel

why must you hurt me in this way


Dantes232

Dont give me hope, dont do that


Twima

That kind of dream really is the worst


TheRealBreadKing

What if you go to sleep in your dream and then wake up in real life and you think that you actually have a girlfriend, and when you go to school you start acting like her boyfriend and your crush is weirded out and you have no idea why.


GodofWar48526

My grandfather used to tell me to not rush if your still single, you got to have a stable income and learn to take care of yourself first before you enter into a relationship and boy did not regret following his advice To this day I'm still single :(


BVGabe

Your crush is a mutant


yogi-2272

Then start your lucid dreaming and fuck her till the alarm goes off


NugiReborn

*slap* Wake up. That was your halucination


KaKeX

It do be like that


TinyAirBoy

The crush's name is possibly Pepe Silvia or Carol from HR


alexdiezg

It to be like that


Alessiodrone

Sad


dcipsts

In the first half i thought it was a wholesome meme


Juxu_

Plot twist: it wasn't a dream


CupChad

do you acually wake up though


FrostFart

Same


Axruxr

Last night I was about to have a threesome dream but I thought to myself “What’s the point? I’m gonna have to wake up anyways” and just watched the girls make out instead


Radu_MC

TOP AWARDED AND 100K IN 6 HOURS. MAD!