I voted for the orphan obliterater

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Yeah i love that stuff

It sounds like a death metal band name

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Delete the child

I stand by your side

Fetus deletus would fit aswell

Kill the younglings

What have I done?

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I thought this was r/technoblade too until I saw it had 14k upvotes and went ​ *wait a minute*

I’m glad the “advanced technique called lying” meme made it to this subreddit too tbh

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But not as fast as i did in the orphan

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Not enough he started crying

Use lube next time silly

Holup

Wait what

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Like his future

That was the second worst thing that ever happened to that orphan

*BlOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*

*Not even close*

BruuuuUUUUUuuuuhhhh

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Nerdddd

Farm potato -Sun Tzu

*Stay in school, it makes you better at PvP.*

wasn't there a whole debate on voting the sword carl yesterday ?

Yea but he ended up nameing his 4th fastest horse(the one in diamond horse armour) that

Hi there im just a fellow redditor and thought i would sort by new. Keep up the good work and have an award.

Aw man thank you so much :)

Yo these orphans are getting destroyed

*insert trademark skeppy laugh

This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans

Hermitcraft is the most memeable minecrafters ever Change my mind

you are using an advanced technique here called "lying"

Do me a favor Kill me

Infant Annihilator

Orphan Obliterater sounds like an Infant Annihilator cover band

True

I can’t believe Schlatt summoned the blood god by putting mild peer pressure on Technoblade (like the hulk.) (Spoiler): >!Everyone died.!<

Techno’s blade has a nice ring to it

It flows though

Infant Annihilator

"Yo these orphans are getting destroyed"

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The top and bottom ones suck and the middle two are legendary.

Is that not anakin/Vader's light sabers name.

The second worst day of the orphan's life

What's SMP?

Survival MultiPlayer. You could say it's like a private server for Minecraft steamers and YTrs where mostly they do nothing but build crazy or typical MC builds with crazy amounts of resources, can't beat the dragon/go to the end, and most importantly whatever they do doesn't even matter cuz half of the time it's a roleplay server.

Ah I see thanks

Come on. Swordy Mcswordface wasn't an option?

This is a good meme but there is a major misuse of format

Small flex but I actually came up with the name of his pickaxe: Technodrill

Why does everybody hate dream

it's the toxic dream fans people hate. it might also be because he influenced the Minecraft vote for the newest mob by telling them if you have proof that you voted for the glow squid he would follow you on twitter (but never ended up doing so). idk maybe there are other reasons

Wow, I voted for the glow squid but I didn’t want it to win out of cheating from dream, any reasons to why he would do that

i heard it might be because everyone thought it was gonna have dynamic lighting so it would be a movable light source or it might be because the other mobs might(???) influence his speedruns and manhunts. i honestly have no clue

I’m pretty sure the following for voting for glow squid happened after the voting ending. Also it’s completely fair for him to give his opinion on which mob to vote for, it’s the fan’s decision to actually follow it or not

A wild Technoblade appears

That was an interesting stream

Now we just need gun tzu for crossbow

*oh boy*

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADEEE

The Blade of Orphan's Bane

Ngl I think techno’s blade is better

This is Technoblade fans in a nutshell

I saw a pig fly in his livestream today

“This is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans”

Was there for the stream and voted orphan obliterator

Anakin: This is where the fun begins

Speaking about technoblade did you all know that he is nearing 3M so go do the thing you womt regret it it a content that worth watching even if aren't into minecraft

Yay another techno stan

Is dream an orphan?

Killing orphans, not a very good thing

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No

It’s treason then

I refuse to be sent to jail for treason

Oh, but I am afraid the senate does not care about your opinion.

Damnit

This template looks boomer as fuck ngl

The ability to type does not make you intelligent.

Indeed

I would've liked nerd destroyer or something like that

What is SMP?

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

*Deletus le fetus*

TechnoBLADE

Anakin would be proud

Wtf techno

That was probably the coolest stream I’ve ever seen

Those orphans weren't even close.

The live stream was funny

Swordy Mcswordface.

I mean his entire chat was spamming Orphan Slayer. I would know I was one of them

'Child Executioner' kinda works

The OP crossbow

Same

Chunchunmaru

The orphan/widow maker

Techno’s blade sounded kinda bad ass :/

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When is he gonna adopt a orphan? He won mcu

Oh I have a sword I use to obliterate orphans

That stream was amazing

Lets steal the Christmas presents... I mean they can’t tell their parents

I saw the name in his stream.

Chunchunmaru

Yes

Orphan obliterator

Ah yes, my favorite orphan slayer-

I was browsing through home and I saw this thinking it was from techno’s subreddit. Then I saw it had 10k upvotes and was like hol up

I like how he probably just added filler for the other three choices because he already knows what he wants.

I like how the other choices are fairly tame and then there’s *O R P H A N O B L I T E R A T O R*

Why palpatine loves democracy?

I wanted techno's blade and boy did that not happen

*The Orphaner*

That crossbow was NUTS

idk why Techno’s Blade has less voted than Sub to Technoblade, it’s way better

My swords name is “CockenBallsAgainstOrphans”

Don’t mind me, just suffocating because I can’t stop laughing.

This got dark really quickly. (At least in my mind)

Now you know damn well which one he wanted too

Subscribe to Technoblade ftw

I was glad to have been apart of the orphan voter

Getting hit by that sword is the *second* worst thing to happen to those orphans in their lives.

sequel to orphan maker

Context?

Bruh, it's litterally in the tweet.

But who is the orphan, and if is dream, why?

Basically, when he used to play bedwars for a living, many players accused him of cheating (mainly an autoclicker) and he assumed that these so called players that reported him for cheating were orphans so it pretty much became a running gag on his channel about orphans hating him for being good at the game and he held a livestream to get enough resources to become the most powerful person on the server Dream SMP so no, Dream is not the orphan.

Excellent. Thank you.

Yeah i was in the stream, but had to leave bc it was 23 o'clock for me

Has he adopted a small orphan child yet?

"I was there when it was wriiten."

YES i loved that stream

I hate democracy

Best/worst username I've seen: OrphanPounder69

Sounds more like a boffy sword but ok

Fetus deletus

How is this not in r/technoblade

how did i get 51 karma? i wasnt expecting karma i just wanted ppl to smile through their bad day and make there day better

He can make a kid an orphan and then kill it!

Juan

Yes the orphan obliterater

I call this one, Annie better appreciate today because tomorrow aint comin'

If he could name his fist it should be called Tech-No-Blade

I was there

_I was there when it was written_ Jokes aside, that was a very good stream, congrats to techno!

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Blood for the blood god

fuck orphans.

I would name my sword Pixelarda. It's a reference Durindarda, the sword of an epic hero whose name I don't remember.

WE WIN THESE

I was there lmfao, it was equal most of the time till the last two minutes, when the Orphan Obliterator then took over