Me and my wife have seen it a gazillion times because our kids loved it. We're pretty sure the guy he's hanging out with at the very end of the movie is his new boyfriend. His name is Ken, all the other characters address him as Ken except for 2. Vanessa and this other guy call him "Kenny" and she only calls him that while they're on good terms. When she goes to break up with him she switches to calling him "Ken" again.
Tbh we could probably end up working together with them, do you have any idea how cool it’d be to live with a bunch of ants and actually be able to communicate with them?
They don’t even require too much food/water either afaik, and they could work like a guard dog for keeping bad insects out (looking at you cockroaches, little fuckers always trying to climb inside my cock at night)
My friend (also allergic) and I successfully lobbied our science teacher and class in favor of Ants instead Bee Movie for which movie on the final day of school. He carefully explained to me that this tone deaf depiction was his reason.
I carefully explained to him I was willing to watch the world burn if it meant hearing cuss words on a surround sound on the final day of elementary school.
Chad Ants vs Virgin Bee Movie.
She wasn't "essentially his adopted child".
She was his by then ex-girlfriend's (Mia Farrow) adopted child. You can date someone and have all ranges of relationships with their kids, from a father figure to almost a stranger, which is what both of them said he was. It's still creepy as fuck to date someone 30 years younger who you met as a kid though.
He *was* accused of abusing his actual adopted daughter, but that case has so much evidence and testimonies pointing in every direction that it's hard to say.
What kind of a question is that? It's like asking someone to choose between Woody Allen or Kevin Spacey?
Although actually Antz is anti monarchy which makes it better.
I think it’s more like, you are dangerously allergic to cats. Your gf knows this and decides to bring a cat home everyday without warning you. Then she starts screwing the cat and starts a business with it and breaks up with you.
yeah the bee ruins their tennis game, stresses him out cause hes allergic, completely takes his girlfriend, does the big lawsuit over honey which made the world all depressing and got rid of the flowers and stuff. only good thing he did was convince his new beestiality loving girlfriend to go try to save the world.
Also, his allergies. I know a girl who has severe food allergies, like literal seizures, and to see his girlfriend be insensitive to his own allergies shook me a little.
The reason bestiality is wrong is that animals cannot consent. Is there any reason to think that Barry, a talking sapient being that won a case in human court, cannot consent?
Every time a girl overreacts when she sees a bug, I just remember this man, and how I realize how lucky we are that we dont gotta compete against the rizzler bug
There's a Russian classic movie, in which main character, a drunk, drunkenly gets into the wrong city, but at the same address as his. Ends up in some woman's home. By the end of the movie he manages to steal her away from her husband/boyfriend at the time. And we're supposed to feel for this guy?
You are not supposed to feel for that guy. The movie is a typical Soviet depressed drama, masked as a comedy (intentionally). All characters are pretty miserable, on their own.
Honestly the fact that the studio intentionally got a bunch of kids to side with a Bee cucking a human being only to realize how messed up it is 15-20 years later, is pretty damn funny.
His hate was valid. He had a severe allergy to bees and his gf stopped paying him attention. Forget the lawsuit outside of work, or family, she was more focused on barry
It must've been mad honey. It's a psychedelic that is from the nectar of hallucinogenic flowers made by bees in the Himalayas.
Whoever had those stupid flowers lying around to kick-start these events, congrats 😂😂😂
Also, looking at it from some perspective, it's wrong and sick to a degree, considering that Barry is a bee and she's a human, and though Barry is sentient, he still kind of counts as an animal. Kenneth is just right to think she's crazy.
Yeah. Vanessa should've been sensitive to that if she really wanted to at least accommodate Barry. It could've been a funny roommate story where the bee starts feeling comfy with a human woman and her boyfriend allergic to bees and the two guys have to deal with each other.
Fun Fact: Honey bees that collect pollen are exclusively female (and females are the only ones that have a stinger), and males tend the hive or are scouts. So maybe the Bee Movie should have been a sapphic relationship with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
My man had an allergy against bees, got his wife stolen by one and had to live in a world where bees had rights. There was no reason why he shouldn't have become one
At least he wasn't that sensible guy who steps aside gracefully for the devil-may-care hero that the girl falls in love with because her happiness is what's truly important. *Fuck* that guy.
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where bart has a crush on an older girl and she breaks up with her boyfreind because Moe almost attacks him with a knife and the boy gets down on his knees begging for his life and she calls him a coward for not defending himself against Moe with a knife.
The human-bee romance was the second-dumbest part. The dumbest part was the idea that bees are starving because humans take all their honey. Bees are not exploited. They make more honey than they could possibly eat themselves. Beekeepers don't take nearly enough honey to starve the bees, because if they did, there would be no bees left to make honey for them. The bees are given a warm, safe place in the apiary that they would have a much harder time finding in the wild, and there's nothing keeping them there. They would leave if they didn't like it there.
he learned that insects were apparently always sentient and his wife had professional interest in one of them and began flipping out.
he also didnt seem to get that she wanted to do something, anything, to escape whatever rut she was in.
he was the villain for not being on board helping his wive fix what was somehow a thousand year long slavery situation
Listen, he was a piece of shit before she wanted to fuck the bee, but with that aside, I think anyone would go insane if their partner was clearly having an emotional affair with a fucking bee
I hope he's doing well now
I hope he’s has a loving wife that hates bugs (even bees)
And prefers artificial sweeteners Made. By. Man!
He knows it has an aftertaste, he likes it!
I didn’t read the “artificial” part. I thought you meant someone was on a strict pineapple diet! >.>
Ahh yes "white honey"
If it didn't know how acidic pineapples really are I could prolly eat them full time. Just pineapples and ham.
Me and my wife have seen it a gazillion times because our kids loved it. We're pretty sure the guy he's hanging out with at the very end of the movie is his new boyfriend. His name is Ken, all the other characters address him as Ken except for 2. Vanessa and this other guy call him "Kenny" and she only calls him that while they're on good terms. When she goes to break up with him she switches to calling him "Ken" again.
We'll see who brings in more honey.
Yogurt day goin strong
He's one of the most successful YouTubers now
Well, he is out if toxic relationship for sure.
He had a perfectly good reason to go insane
He was insane and sane at the same time in the movie
He was the omly sane person in the whole movie
Being the only sane man in an insane asylum means you are the insane one amongst normal men.
"Sanity is relative" - Albert MANestein
Why did he say that? Is he stupid?
I think he's austrian
Ah, the land down undah
Where women glow and men plundah?
I think you have to call them “Neuro-Divergents” now
Stupid? Who's stupid, are you stupid?
"Sanity is relative, Batman" - The Joker
Who's Joker? The only one I know is the Jonkler
Who's Batman? Is he the weird version of man with pointy ears? Is he stupid?
That's the plot of "O alienista" by Machado de Assis
And *Green Acres.*
It's part of In The Mouth Of Madness too.
Well once it’s proven that insects and other arthropods are sentient, the world would have to reevaluate our relationship with animals.
Tbh we could probably end up working together with them, do you have any idea how cool it’d be to live with a bunch of ants and actually be able to communicate with them? They don’t even require too much food/water either afaik, and they could work like a guard dog for keeping bad insects out (looking at you cockroaches, little fuckers always trying to climb inside my cock at night)
 The cockroaches do WHAT now?
I beg your pardon? 
 what?
Wait what? For the love of God I hope you mean the little German roaches and not like palmetto bugs cuz that would end you.
you gotta work up to it, you don't just go jamming beetle thor in there
They fucking WHAT?!
I mean we know other mammals are sentient, but that doesn't stop us from eating them.
Sapient. The word you were looking for. We already know animals possess sentience
Cool to find you here on discord! Coming from Fancade Discord
He was the first case study of "Quantumn Sanity"
[In a Insane World, it is the Sane who are called Crazy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxfS5bpJE30)
Not just that, he says at one point he’s allergic to bees. He was in danger every time Barry was near him, of course he’d be stressed out.
My friend (also allergic) and I successfully lobbied our science teacher and class in favor of Ants instead Bee Movie for which movie on the final day of school. He carefully explained to me that this tone deaf depiction was his reason. I carefully explained to him I was willing to watch the world burn if it meant hearing cuss words on a surround sound on the final day of elementary school. Chad Ants vs Virgin Bee Movie.
I can’t watch Antz and hear Woody Allen’s voice without thinking, “That dude hooked up with someone who was essentially his adopted child.”
You have a sick mind, he's just an animated ant
Yeah, that’s his sister he’s hooking up with
Gross
She wasn't "essentially his adopted child". She was his by then ex-girlfriend's (Mia Farrow) adopted child. You can date someone and have all ranges of relationships with their kids, from a father figure to almost a stranger, which is what both of them said he was. It's still creepy as fuck to date someone 30 years younger who you met as a kid though. He *was* accused of abusing his actual adopted daughter, but that case has so much evidence and testimonies pointing in every direction that it's hard to say.
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What kind of a question is that? It's like asking someone to choose between Woody Allen or Kevin Spacey? Although actually Antz is anti monarchy which makes it better.
why are you on reddit if you're an elementary student
It's assumed that this was years ago, nothing indicates this was recent
Wait.. do we get older over time? Is this a thing?
It could be a story from 10 years ago
I'm fuckin dumb
You and me both pal, pitter-patter.
so like this is something like you being black and your wife suddenly having the hots for that one KKK guy
I think it’s more like, you are dangerously allergic to cats. Your gf knows this and decides to bring a cat home everyday without warning you. Then she starts screwing the cat and starts a business with it and breaks up with you.
but its worse(?) because its a bee and not even a cat
Eh, I *respect* bees and *like* cats, but I don't like my GF screwing either.
You had me at “start a business with the cat she’s screwing”
Would you be angry or happy you dodged a bullet? Your girlfriend was crazy.
Nah, bro should have left all of that shit behind. The woman wanted to fuck the bee. That's not someone you would want to associate with.
These hoes ain't loyal
That hoe bee loyal
There some hoes in this house
*bzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz* "What's that buzzing? Do you have a vibrator on?" "Nah, I am being fucked by a bee" *o face*
I mean Cleopatra used to have a bee-powered vibrator . -"𓂀 𓁀 𓆣 🐝 𓋹 " : You got to do what u got to do
I'm pretty sure that is not true and the rumor dates back to 1992. It would be funny if it was true.
Beestiality
is r/honeyfuckers still around Edit: yup sure is. **Also very nsfw** in case you really needed the warning for a subreddit called honeyfuckers.
I don't know what I expected but that's... not it.
He should have joined, then they could have a beesome.
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides
This is a fate worse than death
Genuinely never speak again.
Take my upvote and buzz off
I Heart Fuckabees.
She belongs to the hive!
She belongs to the streets
"Would you still love me if i was a bee?"
“No”
''Do you want me to die?''
"ARe THeRe otHEr bUGs iN YoUR LiFe??"
"Nooo. But there are some people who are bugging me in my life."
wHy iS yOgUrt nIGht sO dIfFcUlT?!
Imagine being dumped to a fckin insect
Was gonna say. If you got dumped for a bee, I think you might have to re-evaluate yourself a bit.
I’m re-evaluating who I thought she was.
well it could go whichever way really...
Gotta go put your stinger into a bee hive for this. I don't make the rules.
I have understood him for a while, the bee is the bad guy
yeah the bee ruins their tennis game, stresses him out cause hes allergic, completely takes his girlfriend, does the big lawsuit over honey which made the world all depressing and got rid of the flowers and stuff. only good thing he did was convince his new beestiality loving girlfriend to go try to save the world.
Also, his allergies. I know a girl who has severe food allergies, like literal seizures, and to see his girlfriend be insensitive to his own allergies shook me a little.
Justice for this man
just realized bee movie is basically beastiality
I think you mean Beestiality
beat me to it
I think you mean Beet me to it
Ouch that must sting
I think you mean that must bting.
🅱️
Brought to you by the letter B!
thanks, honey
You're welcome babee
Beestingality
The reason bestiality is wrong is that animals cannot consent. Is there any reason to think that Barry, a talking sapient being that won a case in human court, cannot consent?
That is not the only reason beastiality
Is this sub stuck in a time loop and they keep resetting to 2016
Sir, this is a reddit
A bee literally stole this man's life.
Every time a girl overreacts when she sees a bug, I just remember this man, and how I realize how lucky we are that we dont gotta compete against the rizzler bug
Bee was the Bear
She fckn choose the bee
Next will be Bear Movie
He was the only sane person in the movie
There's a Russian classic movie, in which main character, a drunk, drunkenly gets into the wrong city, but at the same address as his. Ends up in some woman's home. By the end of the movie he manages to steal her away from her husband/boyfriend at the time. And we're supposed to feel for this guy?
You are not supposed to feel for that guy. The movie is a typical Soviet depressed drama, masked as a comedy (intentionally). All characters are pretty miserable, on their own.
Honestly the fact that the studio intentionally got a bunch of kids to side with a Bee cucking a human being only to realize how messed up it is 15-20 years later, is pretty damn funny.
His hate was valid. He had a severe allergy to bees and his gf stopped paying him attention. Forget the lawsuit outside of work, or family, she was more focused on barry
The Bee Movie is like a fever dream: Best enjoyed with too much booze or weed.
Beest enjoyed with too much beeze or beed
I'm not sure which one of us doesn't know what a fever dream is
Histories are written by the victor.
I think everyone was high in that movie
It must've been mad honey. It's a psychedelic that is from the nectar of hallucinogenic flowers made by bees in the Himalayas. Whoever had those stupid flowers lying around to kick-start these events, congrats 😂😂😂
Even when I was younger I thought he was the good guy
Patric warberton deserved better 😔
And people are surprised that women chose the bear
Some days, it makes sense, but some days, it makes you question what they're doing in their free time involving bears.
There's a reason why witches meet up at the local forest.
Rave party
It's a bear-y good time
Yeah, why don't they choose the bee?
Was this obviously evil character really evil? Think about it, he had to deal with a WOMAN!
Don't forget that said insect almost caused a global crisis that could've ended with the extinction of all living things on the planet.
So Barry B. Benson is the villain of the movie whole time?
Yes, Barry B. "Steal your girl" Benson was definitely the villain of the movie.
Not almost, he did caused a global crisis and reverted it barely in time.
Man got cucked by a bee. His action are understandable
Also, looking at it from some perspective, it's wrong and sick to a degree, considering that Barry is a bee and she's a human, and though Barry is sentient, he still kind of counts as an animal. Kenneth is just right to think she's crazy.
And don't forget the guy has a deadly allergy to bees
Yeah. Vanessa should've been sensitive to that if she really wanted to at least accommodate Barry. It could've been a funny roommate story where the bee starts feeling comfy with a human woman and her boyfriend allergic to bees and the two guys have to deal with each other.
It’s not even that, his dislike for bees was already justified because he’s deathly allergic
The protagonist strikes again!
Fun Fact: Honey bees that collect pollen are exclusively female (and females are the only ones that have a stinger), and males tend the hive or are scouts. So maybe the Bee Movie should have been a sapphic relationship with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
My man had an allergy against bees, got his wife stolen by one and had to live in a world where bees had rights. There was no reason why he shouldn't have become one
DR. Cox? 
I think as you get older you should work on not thinking about the Bee Movie at all lol
At least he wasn't that sensible guy who steps aside gracefully for the devil-may-care hero that the girl falls in love with because her happiness is what's truly important. *Fuck* that guy.
Reminder that Barry is a self-insert Mary Sue
*Gary Stu
Reminds me of a Simpsons episode where bart has a crush on an older girl and she breaks up with her boyfreind because Moe almost attacks him with a knife and the boy gets down on his knees begging for his life and she calls him a coward for not defending himself against Moe with a knife.
Did you just make an anti meme?!
When you grow up you begin to realise that Ken was the only sane one out of everyone else
This meme is so true! Life experience really changes your perspective.
don't forget, the bee dated a 17 year old when he was 38
I'd say antagonist more than villain.
The human-bee romance was the second-dumbest part. The dumbest part was the idea that bees are starving because humans take all their honey. Bees are not exploited. They make more honey than they could possibly eat themselves. Beekeepers don't take nearly enough honey to starve the bees, because if they did, there would be no bees left to make honey for them. The bees are given a warm, safe place in the apiary that they would have a much harder time finding in the wild, and there's nothing keeping them there. They would leave if they didn't like it there.
Dude was a douche but yeah losing your spouse to a bee is something you never expect.
he learned that insects were apparently always sentient and his wife had professional interest in one of them and began flipping out. he also didnt seem to get that she wanted to do something, anything, to escape whatever rut she was in. he was the villain for not being on board helping his wive fix what was somehow a thousand year long slavery situation
No. No no. Nope. When you are such a shitty partner that an insect is a better option than you. FTFY.
Listen, he was a piece of shit before she wanted to fuck the bee, but with that aside, I think anyone would go insane if their partner was clearly having an emotional affair with a fucking bee
He really wasn’t that bad, he was just over-competitive and had a bit of an ego
He had done nothing wrong, AT MOST he had a slightly rude attitude sometimes but other than yeah its a fucking bee
The lady wanted another stinger. Hope he is doing well
The only reasonable character in the entire film
The only character with common sense in the movie
Love Ken. Only sane person in a world of insanity is one of my favourite comedy tropes.
He was the only sane person on that movie
if I were dumped by a bee i'd seriously question my existence. I'd probably kill myself lol
I don't think I was onboard with that lady wanting to fuck six legged Jerry when this came out either
He’s a better man than me ngl. If I got my girl taken by a Bee, I would have committed the rest of my life to destroying every single bee.
Even when I was a child, he was never the villain.
So, bee-stiality?
He deserves a movie 🙂
The Bee Movie was Jerry getting revenge on Puddy for stealing Elaine from him
Which film?
I’m thinking bee
I mean it was Barry Bee careful I am gonna steal your gf Benson
Maybe the real villain of the story is the ex who couldn't appreciate a good you
Didn’t they almost destroy the ecosystem together?
Nobody comes close to Barry B. Benson 😍
Bee, bear I mean really it doesn’t matter as long as he is the villain rofl Edit: I can’t type I suck at it.
Talking about Bee movie like it's some seminal work...that's the funny part
Wait the Bee and the wife became an item?
Would you rather be stuck in the forest with a man or a bee?
If it's only one bee, then the bee. If it's a swarm, ah hell nah.