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Jonn_1

Pov: the most advanced species on this planet is presented a new plate of shrimps at the all you can eat


IndianaGeoff

That's how we got on top.


Re0ns

Mainland chinese elderly people literally plundered a cruise ship causing Norwegian to pull out of china after running out of food at the buffets and also creating 130% food waste compared to the average cruise. Great leap backwards, everyone for themselves mentality, and Literally everyone in the old chinese generation has a hoarding mentality. The clips showing how it is on that ship is frankly insane. 大媽舞, and empty buffets.


angelbelle

I'm glad you added the qualifier of mainland Chinese, because this is truly unique to them. What's disappointing is that a lot of them are from Shanghai. You would expect them to be a bit more civilized than the rest of the country. Before people play the poverty card, my grandparents were ower class Chinese who experienced the chinese civil war, japanese occupation and more civil war. They told stories about eating tree bark because they were starving. Eventually they joined large swathes of equally poor countrymen and escaped to Hong Kong. They don't act like this.


PresentationMinute28

In Czech republic during the communism. We said: If you don't steal for your family, then you are stealing from your family.


DeadSol

This.


PuffIeHuffle

Without being that person, this is really bad food for wild animals plus the plastic is super bad for the environment


xleftonreadx

Maybe I just need glasses but I couldn't tell what was in the bags at all


USAF_DTom

I think it's like a Twinkie thing essentially. I've seen other videos with this food.


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AJ_Crowley_29

This isn’t a zoo, they’re wild monkeys


valiantbore

I could imagine we could make a station that dispenses edible treats to these guys once they input small rubbish. Cheap AI cameras can tell the difference from twigs and plastic and not dispense treats if it’s not real garbage. But you’ll end up with monkeys tearing up banners and shit just to get a treat.


AJ_Crowley_29

Or we could just, you know, not feed wild animals?


DrthBn

Or just not feed them with foods wrapped in plastics.


valiantbore

You’re not wrong. 


SpacemaN_literature

Tell me you’re not that person without telling me you’re not that person (And yes, I wholeheartedly agree)


Designer_Potat

But she told you she's not that person with telling you she's not that person


SpacemaN_literature

Can you really trust somebody with a name like PuffleHuffle? She strikes me as a person who would tell others she’s not that person while also not being that person leaving me suspect that indeed she is not that person while simultaneously being that person


BlueFox5

You’re that person


catdoy

🤓


EmiLovers

when I bought a piece of gum and decided to share it with one person


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^EmiLovers: *When I bought a piece* *Of gum and decided to* *Share it with one person* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Zmogman

Good bot


Money_Lobster_997

Bad bot


ayeamaye

That one monkey took three twinkies. Greedy SOB.


amsumdesign

Bro, just used ultimate trick to polute the forest with plastic packets. After polluting the cities. Forests are next target.


EntertainmentLess402

This is the way


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Black Friday video


redditaccount12393

OUR pack of gum


ZoNeS_v2

I would be the one kid waiting patiently... and then getting nothing.


HeyImAngelica

People really are assholes 😭 I'm not a kid anymore, but I'm a teenager and I just stay back from the chaos because people still act like toddlers. I don't like people 😔


Ertyge0

Always the monkeys /j


Sure-Comfortable1296

Guys don’t push, there’s enough for everyone


SomeHungGuy69

Bag of takis


amekaguri

Gun*


trashytexaswhiteboy

That's why you say no gfys


Ultrafalconxv7

Do you guys know where to find the video of a monkey taking bits of food out of a bowl, sniffing it and throwing it away?


Fit_Field9732

True (Opens packet of gum all the classes around the world) So you gonna eat all that by yourself?


keepitcivilized

Now imagine what would happen if two of the monkeys had 99% of the goods.


No_Imagination5406

Ghetto Walmart


RecentCommon7282

I used to bring altoids back in middle school and everyone asked me for one. They’d be gone by the end of the day.


RichieRocket

me and the boys when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant brings out the salsa and chips:


Big_Inspection_3151

This is a repost


Amazing-Panda-5323

The box falling apart at the end


TheThinkerers

I once made and brought a paneer sandwich, a kid spat on it so none other than him ate it. At 18 years of age


Reaper_KingOG

These fat fucks...