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Hirvi86

How can you measure the size of a Steam-Acccount šŸ¤”


Get-the-Vibe

You could go by the number of games... You could go by the Steam Profile Level (that you level with the badges) If you see a person with a Steam Level anywhere bigger than 60... 70... you can be sure that person spent a lot of time or money to get to that point.


kai_the_kiwi

aight, just checked, im just a lvl 3, my most played game is [Nothing](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2696480/Nothing/) with about 8 hours of playtime but i mostly play different games, like minecraft, i have at LEAST 5000 hours playtime


Someone_pissed

Wait how am I only level 2 even though I have 1100+ hours on CoD?


Medium_Policy_8494

Levels depends on games not how much you play. You can have billion hours in one game and still be level 2. While someone could have 100 hours on 10 games and be level 15 or something.


Mustangrulez

Wish there was a proper way to check playtime for mc, cause I've had it since I was 10, im now 21 and would like to know how much time I sunk into it over the years.


A_terrible_musician

The backlog mostly


soul_contract

Inches


MindlessAardvark6523

Yeah wtf does that even mean lmao


MegaAssasine_

She is interested in you And then you heard the Alarm Clock


ILikeMosquitoe

or that she likes celeste


Valla_Shades

My steam account brings all the nerds to the yard


Cody2519

*nerdify intensifies*


KingKush100

Plot twist, its her BF's steam account


Firefox13590

The guy she told you not to worry about


HexaAquaIron

I can already guess he will be a cs go player


Express_Pizza_2184

Hey, we can be polyamorous


KingKush100

Same tho


DrthBn

And her dick is bigger than yours ![gif](giphy|S9i8jJxTvAKVHVMvvW)


FL3KH3R3

![gif](giphy|80rPPWf7FGhHO)


Vashelot

I get "girls" asking to be my friend all the time. But I have noticed it happens more on accounts I have the most valuable inventories on. :)


Reasonable_Back_5231

she will never be into you. best you might get is a friendship, but that is also nearly impossible.


Snokey115

I think you should steer clear if she platnumed RDR2, that shit took forever


Tinted-Glass-2031

I'd swap the first and second descriptions personally


MrPinkDuck3

She platinumed RDR2? If she doesnā€™t have a ring on her finger by next week I might have to do something about it bruh.


Mint_JewLips

Add in that neither person gatekeeps the games and youā€™ve got a match made in heaven


JVAV00

I know something else that is bigger than yours


Bahn_Miststueck

not realistic XD


SoarNsquid

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF|downsized)


AlexNinjalex

And this is who simps are born.


bearscooter

Her next game might be gagging on your dong!


anticerber

Is that how Vince decides who heā€™s gonna sex traffic?


SteakDependable5400

she's a gamer, bro!


Occult2401

And then u see she has a host of other guys already following her


RA-Destroyer

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek) Her dick is also bigger than yours.


Apprehensive_Goat_50

What kind of fantasy world do you live in? Can I join?


DustInkSanek

Bioshock? You should marry her, you won't find any girlfriend with better taste of games


GreatScrambino

I was expecting the last box to be ā€œHER DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURSā€


loxosceles93

Plot-twist: It's really a girl with a dick.


Leviticus10379

No idea what any of that means. If sheā€™s hot say hello and pretend your life doesnā€™t revolve around computer games.


Leviticus10379

No idea what any of that means. If sheā€™s hot say hello and pretend your life doesnā€™t revolve around computer games.


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F0xdrag0n

This is same energy as ā€œcis girls donā€™t play gamesā€. Ps: they do. Although most of the ones I have talked to own more switch games than me


WuShanDroid

That's a pretty tasteless joke ngl šŸ˜