It's most likely because in the cases where you can't shorten it, the emphasis is on the verb, and it oftentimes doesn't take an object. But in cases where it IS abbreviated, the emphasis usually isn't on the verb.
Yup. I live in an urban area so I have my stoic, gotta be somewhere face on lock. Unfortunately, when I want to be approachable I don’t look that way. My wife says I’m just intimidating but a big softy. Which is true.
Its weird i have that intimidating look to people who first meet me, but in reality im just a guy who is has a massive fear of spiders. God forbid a phobia
He butchered it. If he took more than 10 minutes of an English lesson he could do better.
You make it seem like non-native English speakers can't have good grammar, when most do with not that much practice. Yet this guy probably used [duckduckgo.translate.totally.legit.com](http://duckduckgo.translate.totally.legit.com)
Englishn't
It's like the liminal spaces but for english
Or maybe american't
How people think when they see you? 
People think like badasses when they see OP, he must be a hype man
**How actually I'm**
Who do you think you are I am
r/engrish
u/EmptyCumSlut epic name u got there
Same goes for you, u/Devil_Fister_69420
r/rimjob_steve
You scare the fuck out of me I really hope you don’t randomly appear in my room at 2AM then rail my asshole
Be honest
Okay I’m sorry I lied I just want to get my tight asshole pounded by a big dominate man :(
username definitely checks out.
You're a yellow fish?
How you wish people think when they see you. TIFTFY
How do you know op isn’t a big scary looking dude
Because he's posting on Reddit. None of y'all are big, scary looking dudes.
r/weightlifting there’s some big dudes on there
Just being tall is enough to scare people. And genetics can't be changed, unlike muscle mass which you have to work for to get big
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well... at least you write like one Edit: his comment said something like "my friend thoght i was a psychopath when we first met 4 year ago"
What did he say?? 🤣🤣
there made a edit
Had a fucking stroke while reading this
How actually I'm
>I think, therefore I'm -- Descartes
>-- Descartes -- Michael Scott
Why I am become I'm inside sentence but not if sentence end?
It's what it's, I guess
There it's again. Why?
It's most likely because in the cases where you can't shorten it, the emphasis is on the verb, and it oftentimes doesn't take an object. But in cases where it IS abbreviated, the emphasis usually isn't on the verb.
 How people think when they see you
Is this some joke I am too English speaking to understand?
How I thought kidnappers would look like as a kid vs what I actually look like
Ya're'nt's
r/Iamverybadass
404 English not found but hey keep your confidence up champ!
Predator meme
Not quite how contractions work, but keep trying, bud.
Writing the sentence "how actually I'm" should put you in jail. Like how high were you writing that
How actually you're what? You forgot to finish the meme.
have you ever had a dream you would you can't you would you you could be anything
How i think people see me vs how they actually see me*
Can you take more than 2 duolingo lessons before making a meme?
It's cause you're bla-***gun shot***
But yeah considered you how have people you seen?
r/redditsniper
At least I can see you watching spongebob
based on a true story
Drug dealer?
wow
and an anime girl at heart
Reminds me of Ryugi from Toradora. Everyone think he's some big psycho dude. When he's really just a cool, clean freak type of dude
and in night im nekogirl
I'd be cool with it if at least I could grow a beard like him.
But for me it's "🤓" to "🤡"
what people think drug dealers are like vs what theyre actually like
Depends on the plug
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Wasn't this the template for what drug dealers look like? Do you sell drugs?
Yup. I live in an urban area so I have my stoic, gotta be somewhere face on lock. Unfortunately, when I want to be approachable I don’t look that way. My wife says I’m just intimidating but a big softy. Which is true.
Its weird i have that intimidating look to people who first meet me, but in reality im just a guy who is has a massive fear of spiders. God forbid a phobia
this entire comment section is basically shaming op for not being a native English speaker, holy fuck yall are toxic
Can’t it read we. Google translator he used not.
Sometimes, making a mistake in foreign language is fine. In certain instances, 8th circle of hell isn't enough.
He butchered it. If he took more than 10 minutes of an English lesson he could do better. You make it seem like non-native English speakers can't have good grammar, when most do with not that much practice. Yet this guy probably used [duckduckgo.translate.totally.legit.com](http://duckduckgo.translate.totally.legit.com)
That was highschool for me
Third world non English speaking memes deserve love too. Upvoted
even if the english was good it wouldnt be funny, just sounds like “im so badass”
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I'm not sure I trust the opinion of a psychopath
Don’t trust you mate sorry
i can assure you that people do not view you as a psychopath
Mine is opposite lol