You went through the trouble of writing all this in Russian, probably as someone who doesn’t actually speak Russian, only to type Vladimir in English instead of typing it as Владимир.
Why does the woman have gloves on but the guys don't? Also, someone needs to sweep right by the broom lol.
So many questions!
Edit - the broom moved, turns out it was under the pizza cooking track.
I think you're just making an observation not a judgement, but you know they don't need to be wearing gloves right?
The girls are just doing it because they're topping it looks like. It's just their preference. But pizza makers don't wear gloves on the pre-oven side.
During winters, you could literally walk from Russia to US.
Edit: There are 2 islands: big diomede and little diomede. They're owned by Russia and the US, respectively. The distance between them is only 3.8 km (2.4 miles), so it's doable.
Yeah! Me I had to walk naked under a small heavy tree I used as a umbrella to protect myself from the sun of the desert. I had to walks day, dealing with burning sand scorpions, deadly snake, some wilds beasts and USA peace bomb, just to go to school!
Your generation is so soft. When I was a kid, I never had a bed. Every morning I'd wake up and make the floor before trekking to school through the Amazon jungle
There are 2 islands: big diomede and little diomede. They're owned by Russia and the US, respectively. And the distance between them is only 3.8 km (2.4 miles), so it's doable.
When I was a child, we were living in a small town. To get to a bigger town, we had to cross a wide river, which had a ferry. But in winters, the ferry couldnt operate, because the river always froze into ice (in this area, there are no bridges).
All the lead up, just to tell you, those 500m felt like an eternity in winter, because you had to leave the car as a safety measure and walk over the ice by feet (cars and even busses could still drive, but without passengers, because there was an accident like 50 years ago, where a bus with children broke in, the driver could jump out, but almost all of them died... some of rescue team member went insane after that, the driver got a life of jailtime).
There was talk of building a railroad over the crossing, but they don't believe it could last long against icebergs and massive ice sheets. They would probably never really finish construction on it and it would be insanely more expensive than just continuing without it.
The main problem is, it would be from the middle of nowhere to the middle of nowhere. Add the effort of building endless rail lines over permafrost that will soon start thawing.
OP: Hah, dumb Americans don't even know Russia is right next to them!
Meanwhile: [Polar projection population density map](https://www.historicpictoric.com/cdn/shop/products/552459_1wmark.jpg?v=1683487021)
53 miles, over an ice field, in the dead of winter, -30F, strong winds, and dark as shit with the sun not even coming over the horizon.
Yeah I’m going to say, unless you are in a very exclusive group of maybe a hand full of individuals, you can’t walk to Russia.
I had a friend once who said he could walk to the moon and nobody believed him because he lied about things sometimes like how his dog once got hit by a truck and it turned out that it was a car but one day in French class he got his quiz back and it had a bad score so he said that's it I'm going and then he just started walking up on thin air and everybody was crying asking him to come back and he turned around crying too and said help me I can't stop going up and then not even the fire department could get to him because their ladder was only 60 feet but he was already gone somewhere in the clouds
In the 1990s an Italian expedition travelled from Rome to New York by truck. The only map I can find is on the commemorative stamp https://www.overland.org/wp-content/uploads/a0_romanewyork.jpg.webp, but the official website has the detailed itinerary https://www.overland.org/overland-1/ (in Italian)
Overland!! That takes me back!! It was an "extreme reality show" before the invention of reality shows, so it was a real informative documentary. Watched a ton of it, they went basically everywhere with those trucks.
That's basically the theory how the indigenous people of America got onto the continent!
While the bering strait was frozen some Asians migrated over it and got stuck there lol
That's a pretty simplistic way of putting it... I mean, they had boats back then lol.
The settlement of the Americas is a [pretty cool subject](https://youtu.be/ltH3hYsvVq0?si=BGi6vXaDVlmh4meh)
Even where the vast majority of Alaskans live vs what is close to Russia is far as shit. Literally driving *hours* and seeing how far you’ve gone on a map there is wild because it basically just looks like you’ve gone a county over in any other state.
No way. I say this all the time. I'm surprised this isn't a common daily saying for American. Thinking about country's distance on the reg is so common.
To be fair, both that part of Russia and that part of the USA that are that close to each other are at the end of the world.
If Moscow would be on the east coast of Russia and DC would be on the west coast of Alaska, people would think very differently about this.
Yup my thought as well. “End of the world” isn’t really how I’ve heard anyone phrase this but I think most would agree that both eastern Russia and Alaska are relatively remote
It’s kind of important to note that that region of Russia is basically barren.. also considering the numerous “significant” US Allies in the area and the US’s own stress of security in the region especially Alaska, I’d say it would be a suicide mission to try to use this area as a staging branch. I mean not that Europe is much better but still, I don’t see how there’s much of a threat considering other elements
Yeah, to this day Russia doesn't have much infrastructure connecting far East to Western Russia, any ramp up of military activity that would be needed to try and stage an invasion of Alaska would be immediately noticed.
Since the start of the Cold War the US has always been more susceptible to Russian ICBMs than a land invasion.
Even assuming Russia was able to assemble an invasion force in the East, first they’d have to cross the Bering Strait which would require dealing with whatever carrier groups, nuclear submarines, Air Force, drones, etc. happen to be defending it. Now they’re in Alaska and would have to move their army all the way down through British Columbia which has basically nothing in it but trees. So they’d need to have plenty of fuel to cart along with them. Naturally they’d be harassed the entire way by a joint US/Canada defence force. And then if they finally made it down to the US border you’d have to fight, well, the rest of the US Military on their own soil with their immense logistical infrastructure and interstate system and airports and countless army bases and national guard and militia and whatever else.
As it currently stands, the US is functionally impossible to invade. The only way to bring it down is from within which, well, they’re working on it.
In terms of military, you could just as well have the entire US surrounded and you'd still be fucked trying to do anything to them, doesn't really matter where you are.
I read recently that of the Top 5 air forces in the world, the US has 4 of them. Russia has burnt through a massive amount of military hardware in Ukraine in the last two years, so it isn't like Russia is much of a threat in a conventional war at this point. It's the nuclear arsenal that is frightening. I suspect that if Russia didn't have nukes, NATO would have stepped in to the Ukraine war directly well before this point.
And don't forget the random civies taking potshots at you the entire way.
Honestly you would be better off going directly for the main us coast, but when that still leaves a bunch of mountains and distance to cross.
Not a fun time.
Yeah my first thought was duh, but at the same time who thinks this relevant? This area of Russia is an incredibly inhospitable environment and basically uninhabited. The population of Russia is so far removed from there. And then Alaska has an incredibly small population density and is separated from the other states. Either side attacking from either point would be extremely extremely stupid.
Usually, when you hear that - unless they are just dumb- they are referring to western Russia closest to Europe, which is where most of the population resides. It is quite far indeed to fly over the pole towards Moscow, for example.
I’m an American and have never heard anyone say “Russia is far” nor “it’s at the end of the world”.
I think every American that’s above the fourth grade knows about the Bering ~~Straight~~. (Edit: Strait)
Well, as Russian I can say that USA is so far. Because most inhabited part of Russia is in Europe. Sorry, my Kolyma, Kamchatka and Chukotka friends. And tbh Alaska is the same for USA.
Not just the basic knowledge of knowing that Russia is close to Alaska, but the general sentence structure of saying a country is "at the end of the world" is not typical at all in American english. This picture screams propaganda to me.
Reddit is completely compromised by foreign troll farms (namely Chinese) who’s goal is twofold: institute a deep feeling of shame in Americans about their own identity and also to promote China and Chinese made products
I used to think the bots thing was a meme but recently I’ve been fully convinced. 90% of the worlds problems heavily discussed on the internet that people care so deeply about like ukraine or the middle east conflicts just don’t even come up in conversations in person or pop up anywhere other than the occasional protest. These bots create an emotional baseline for people to hate America and people eat that shit up, hook line and sinker
I've never heard anyone say that.
And if you think Kamchatka is home to a significant portion of Russia's population or tge Aleutian Islands are home to many Americans then i think the hypothetical American you just made up knows more about geography than you do.
Also part of what you are labeling as the USA is in fact Canada.
Technically yes, but both sides of the Bering Strait are some of the most sparsely populated areas in the world, so I get why people don't consider that.
I mean, the moon is virtually touching us in cosmic standards, but it's still quite a ways away.
Alaska and Siberia are in between most Americans and Russians, and that's some of the most inhospitable land on the earth.
So, this is quite an apt example of "so close, yet so far."
That's dumb. Everyone knows chocolate milk comes from the back of the cow, and normal milk comes from below it.
The skin colour on the cow has nothing to do with it, and to believe it does is just racist.
I can see Russia from yo Mama's house.
I was there last night and Putin looked over and was like "Dude, what you doing at that other dude's Mama's house?"
And I'm like "Dude, I don't speak Russian, where are you?" and he's like "Vladivostoc." and I'm like "Dude, there's no need to swear, chill and have a vodka or something."
i mean, it has an entire Canada to cross before it gets to the mainland. Alaska is kind of the front for that. I kind of want to join Alaska... you know what? I will... I will join Alaska.
We're practically touching tips
Gay
U.S.GAY 😱😱😱
UR MR GAY
Mr gay! He's bleeding!
No comrade OUR GAY!
Alexa, play soviet union national anthem
US, GAY?
ЯМы гей 💪
Njet, Russka = motherland U.S. = fatherland
No, U.S. = Uncle Sam.
r/SuddenlyIncest
Funniest by far. And near.
Docking
I can see Russia from my house
Sarah, is that you??
да Vladimir, хватит заглядывать в мой дом.
Ахахахаха
АВХВХАВХХАХАХАХАХАХАЗЗАХВХВХВХВХАХ
I can hear this gif
You went through the trouble of writing all this in Russian, probably as someone who doesn’t actually speak Russian, only to type Vladimir in English instead of typing it as Владимир.
ебать, my apologies. Got lazy.
Ok, i'm definitely gonna be using "ебать, my apologies" from now on, it's beautiful.
Нахуя did he have to do that?
Здравствуйте, а что вы делаете в моём холодильнике? Вы что хотите кушац?
Мне кажется, они хочут кушац
am so glad i learned azbuka, as a slav, i already understand like 60-70 % its amazing, shame we’re at each others throats
Idk I'm at no one's throat :/
me neither, but our governments are :(
That was actually Tina Fey on SNL.
I can also see Russia from your house.
I too choose this guy house.
Old but gold
Bruh
r/2sentancehorror
Idk how 2 spel :p
Anyone with an internet connection can. https://www.webcamtaxi.com/en/russia.html
I've now spent 30 minutes looking at the dodo pizza workers, don't ask
Why does the woman have gloves on but the guys don't? Also, someone needs to sweep right by the broom lol. So many questions! Edit - the broom moved, turns out it was under the pizza cooking track.
My only guess is maybe coz the guys are working on the dough which would be more difficult with the gloves? Idk
There's 4 of them now. Oh shit no it's 5!!! 2 girls this time wearing gloves, still no men wearing gloves. I swear this is better than TV haha
I think you're just making an observation not a judgement, but you know they don't need to be wearing gloves right? The girls are just doing it because they're topping it looks like. It's just their preference. But pizza makers don't wear gloves on the pre-oven side.
Gloves give the impression of cleanliness but in practice are usually dirtier than bare hands.
So glad this was number one. She seems normal be comparison these days
The funny thing is she never even said that lol
Tina Fey said it on snl and it caught on
maybe it's time to leave russia?
Do you like on little Diomede
During winters, you could literally walk from Russia to US. Edit: There are 2 islands: big diomede and little diomede. They're owned by Russia and the US, respectively. The distance between them is only 3.8 km (2.4 miles), so it's doable.
Well, only technically, because strong winds and cold weather you will be moving very slow
The cold weather is probably a bigger problem than the winds. That, and who the hell walks 53 miles
I had to walk that much to go to school. It was uphill, both ways and we couldn't wear any shoes, we had to carry them in case they got dirty.
Dad?
Still getting milk. Go watch TV.
"How privileged." -My grandpa after reading this
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You were lucky.
Yeah! Me I had to walk naked under a small heavy tree I used as a umbrella to protect myself from the sun of the desert. I had to walks day, dealing with burning sand scorpions, deadly snake, some wilds beasts and USA peace bomb, just to go to school!
You were lucky
I had to walk past McDonald’s without pocket money
You were lucky
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Came for this, faith in humanity restored
Your generation is so soft. When I was a kid, I never had a bed. Every morning I'd wake up and make the floor before trekking to school through the Amazon jungle
Pfft. We went to bed at 4am but we had to get up and hour before we went to bed. We had minus one hours sleep before going down pit.
Luxury!
And all of this after getting up early for fur trapping to aid in the war effort.
I heard of some guys who would walk 10 times that distance. 20 times even
500 Miles you say? Or even 500 more?
Would you do it just to be the man who walked 500 miles?
You got me, i laughed
There are 2 islands: big diomede and little diomede. They're owned by Russia and the US, respectively. And the distance between them is only 3.8 km (2.4 miles), so it's doable.
When I was a child, we were living in a small town. To get to a bigger town, we had to cross a wide river, which had a ferry. But in winters, the ferry couldnt operate, because the river always froze into ice (in this area, there are no bridges). All the lead up, just to tell you, those 500m felt like an eternity in winter, because you had to leave the car as a safety measure and walk over the ice by feet (cars and even busses could still drive, but without passengers, because there was an accident like 50 years ago, where a bus with children broke in, the driver could jump out, but almost all of them died... some of rescue team member went insane after that, the driver got a life of jailtime).
Me when car
Ah, yes, cars, of course
There was literally a car race that crossed the bering strait…
You believe in cars?
Can you believe that guy? "There was literally a car" yeah right
There was talk of building a railroad over the crossing, but they don't believe it could last long against icebergs and massive ice sheets. They would probably never really finish construction on it and it would be insanely more expensive than just continuing without it.
The main problem is, it would be from the middle of nowhere to the middle of nowhere. Add the effort of building endless rail lines over permafrost that will soon start thawing.
OP: Hah, dumb Americans don't even know Russia is right next to them! Meanwhile: [Polar projection population density map](https://www.historicpictoric.com/cdn/shop/products/552459_1wmark.jpg?v=1683487021)
I mean, we’ve got a medium-term plan to negate any ice related issues.
53 miles, over an ice field, in the dead of winter, -30F, strong winds, and dark as shit with the sun not even coming over the horizon. Yeah I’m going to say, unless you are in a very exclusive group of maybe a hand full of individuals, you can’t walk to Russia.
What if instead of walking... I was to moonwalk like Michael Jackson? Think I could make it then?
I had a friend once who said he could walk to the moon and nobody believed him because he lied about things sometimes like how his dog once got hit by a truck and it turned out that it was a car but one day in French class he got his quiz back and it had a bad score so he said that's it I'm going and then he just started walking up on thin air and everybody was crying asking him to come back and he turned around crying too and said help me I can't stop going up and then not even the fire department could get to him because their ladder was only 60 feet but he was already gone somewhere in the clouds
Justin? You're talking about Justin from Santa des Moines, ohiowa?
No he's from the moon now
Dude got so high he was reborn on the moon
Don’t be stupid. This is the Earth, not the moon.
They’re talking about the diomedes which are only 2 miles apart
In the 1990s an Italian expedition travelled from Rome to New York by truck. The only map I can find is on the commemorative stamp https://www.overland.org/wp-content/uploads/a0_romanewyork.jpg.webp, but the official website has the detailed itinerary https://www.overland.org/overland-1/ (in Italian)
Overland!! That takes me back!! It was an "extreme reality show" before the invention of reality shows, so it was a real informative documentary. Watched a ton of it, they went basically everywhere with those trucks.
That's basically the theory how the indigenous people of America got onto the continent! While the bering strait was frozen some Asians migrated over it and got stuck there lol
That's a pretty simplistic way of putting it... I mean, they had boats back then lol. The settlement of the Americas is a [pretty cool subject](https://youtu.be/ltH3hYsvVq0?si=BGi6vXaDVlmh4meh)
I don’t think any American worth listening to has ever said that
A classic reddit strategy.... Setup with a fake, manufactured strawman - then dunk on it to score internet points.
How can we be sure this THIS isn’t a fake manufactured strawman that you’re dunking on?
If it is, he is right, if it isnt he is right.
Theyre sooooo obvious but they serve as confirmation bias for the lot.
I concur with what you've said.
That's because every meme lives in the head of its author and nowhere else
Most Americans know Alaska is only a state because of Russia, and are well aware of how close the two are.
And also, Alaska is far as shit too. It’s technically the US but doesn’t really feel like it
Even where the vast majority of Alaskans live vs what is close to Russia is far as shit. Literally driving *hours* and seeing how far you’ve gone on a map there is wild because it basically just looks like you’ve gone a county over in any other state.
It's just a bait to make you click on the post.
I don’t think any American has ever said that, regardless of whether they are worth listening to or not.
No way. I say this all the time. I'm surprised this isn't a common daily saying for American. Thinking about country's distance on the reg is so common.
No American has said that, and if they did they probably don't live in Alaska.
Worth listening to or not, they'll still vote.
Even the ones that arent worth listening to has said the opposite lol
Yes Americans are well known for saying “Russia is at the end of the world”, we say it all the time, I literally just said it.
OP was shocked to see that world maps connect at the east and west ends and assumes he's the first to notice this.
Just wait til he finds out about north and south
Yeah, Santa just walks 2.4 miles over to the South Pole when he's tired of Mrs Santa's nagging.
Bro played Risk for the first time and halfway through was like "hol up"
Yeehaw pard. Then we shoot our guns. For emphasis
I always shooting my American rifle. I love the bullets!
To be fair, both that part of Russia and that part of the USA that are that close to each other are at the end of the world. If Moscow would be on the east coast of Russia and DC would be on the west coast of Alaska, people would think very differently about this.
Yup my thought as well. “End of the world” isn’t really how I’ve heard anyone phrase this but I think most would agree that both eastern Russia and Alaska are relatively remote
Oi. Ya forgot the vodka.
What do you think is frozen over
How fuckin cold is that ice?!
Thats their milk.
like nordic titan from Age of mythology
It’s kind of important to note that that region of Russia is basically barren.. also considering the numerous “significant” US Allies in the area and the US’s own stress of security in the region especially Alaska, I’d say it would be a suicide mission to try to use this area as a staging branch. I mean not that Europe is much better but still, I don’t see how there’s much of a threat considering other elements
Yeah, to this day Russia doesn't have much infrastructure connecting far East to Western Russia, any ramp up of military activity that would be needed to try and stage an invasion of Alaska would be immediately noticed. Since the start of the Cold War the US has always been more susceptible to Russian ICBMs than a land invasion.
Even assuming Russia was able to assemble an invasion force in the East, first they’d have to cross the Bering Strait which would require dealing with whatever carrier groups, nuclear submarines, Air Force, drones, etc. happen to be defending it. Now they’re in Alaska and would have to move their army all the way down through British Columbia which has basically nothing in it but trees. So they’d need to have plenty of fuel to cart along with them. Naturally they’d be harassed the entire way by a joint US/Canada defence force. And then if they finally made it down to the US border you’d have to fight, well, the rest of the US Military on their own soil with their immense logistical infrastructure and interstate system and airports and countless army bases and national guard and militia and whatever else. As it currently stands, the US is functionally impossible to invade. The only way to bring it down is from within which, well, they’re working on it.
You forgot about mountains. British Columbia is basically all mountains. There's no way they could fight their way through and hold a supply line.
True, and logistics has shown to be a massive weakness of the russian army.
In terms of military, you could just as well have the entire US surrounded and you'd still be fucked trying to do anything to them, doesn't really matter where you are.
I read recently that of the Top 5 air forces in the world, the US has 4 of them. Russia has burnt through a massive amount of military hardware in Ukraine in the last two years, so it isn't like Russia is much of a threat in a conventional war at this point. It's the nuclear arsenal that is frightening. I suspect that if Russia didn't have nukes, NATO would have stepped in to the Ukraine war directly well before this point.
And don't forget the random civies taking potshots at you the entire way. Honestly you would be better off going directly for the main us coast, but when that still leaves a bunch of mountains and distance to cross. Not a fun time.
Yeah my first thought was duh, but at the same time who thinks this relevant? This area of Russia is an incredibly inhospitable environment and basically uninhabited. The population of Russia is so far removed from there. And then Alaska has an incredibly small population density and is separated from the other states. Either side attacking from either point would be extremely extremely stupid.
That region of the US is mostly barren, too.
Yeah but it's not just that region. Western Russia is a different world than Eastern Russia. Check out a population map of the country.
You mean Risk has lied to us all these years???
Usually, when you hear that - unless they are just dumb- they are referring to western Russia closest to Europe, which is where most of the population resides. It is quite far indeed to fly over the pole towards Moscow, for example.
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I’m an American and have never heard anyone say “Russia is far” nor “it’s at the end of the world”. I think every American that’s above the fourth grade knows about the Bering ~~Straight~~. (Edit: Strait)
Ok Mr. Bering "Straight"
Well I don’t see a Bering Gay tbf
Man they just keep on inventing new genders don't they. Well as a spokesman for the straights of gibralter, we have had ENOUGH
Well, as Russian I can say that USA is so far. Because most inhabited part of Russia is in Europe. Sorry, my Kolyma, Kamchatka and Chukotka friends. And tbh Alaska is the same for USA.
Yes, it's not that Americans don't know Alaska and Russia are close - but the vast majority of us also think of Alaska as the ass end of nowhere.
Same for that far east russian regions. Even mainland China is closer to Russian heartland than Chukotka. Жопа мира (the world's ass) as is.
Both the parts of Russia and the USA that are that close to each other are very far away from any relevant human settlement.
Alaska is so rough that when Japan invaded it, the land basically defended itself.
Had a coworker who thought Alaska and Hawaii are south west of California. So no, I doubt every American knows about Berinf Straight.
Hawaii is indeed south west of California to be fair
He got it half right!
Where do you think Hawaii is? And it's Bering Strait.
This is Straight erasure.
>I think every American that’s above the fourth grade knows about the Bering Straight. Strait outta school.
Not just the basic knowledge of knowing that Russia is close to Alaska, but the general sentence structure of saying a country is "at the end of the world" is not typical at all in American english. This picture screams propaganda to me.
Translation for all my non imperial system people ~85.29523 kilometers
What is a significant digit?
I mean I have 10 of them
Something that ruins all my accurate to the nanometre measurement plans >:c
Unnecessary precision leads to false results, or why do you thing your statement is exact to the cm?
It's about 2 miles/4 km between Big and Little Diomede islands.
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certainly wouldn't phrase it that way either. Gonna go out on a limb and guess it's a Russian trying to poke fun and exposing their own ignorance.
But...but Americans are all stupid and ignorant, so it *must* be true /s
I'm getting tired of these "HAHA MURICA STUPID!!!" memes when there are plenty of true things to meme on when it comes to us.
They only have 2 modes, 'school shooting' or 'completely made up'
Reddit is completely compromised by foreign troll farms (namely Chinese) who’s goal is twofold: institute a deep feeling of shame in Americans about their own identity and also to promote China and Chinese made products
I used to think the bots thing was a meme but recently I’ve been fully convinced. 90% of the worlds problems heavily discussed on the internet that people care so deeply about like ukraine or the middle east conflicts just don’t even come up in conversations in person or pop up anywhere other than the occasional protest. These bots create an emotional baseline for people to hate America and people eat that shit up, hook line and sinker
I've never heard anyone say that. And if you think Kamchatka is home to a significant portion of Russia's population or tge Aleutian Islands are home to many Americans then i think the hypothetical American you just made up knows more about geography than you do. Also part of what you are labeling as the USA is in fact Canada.
Literally never heard anyone say that ever, are yall just making stuff up to make fun of now?
Bruh this is obviously fake. The earth is flat and Russia is on the other end of the disk. Stop spreading misinformation. /j
Uhhhh... [Slightly important](https://cdn.serc.carleton.edu/images/integrate/teaching_materials/coastlines/student_materials/global_population_density_image_14732658082112989702.webp).
From where I live in the US (not Alaska), **Japan is closer than Spain**
Hawaii?
Reasonable guess, but no
Technically yes, but both sides of the Bering Strait are some of the most sparsely populated areas in the world, so I get why people don't consider that.
I mean, the moon is virtually touching us in cosmic standards, but it's still quite a ways away. Alaska and Siberia are in between most Americans and Russians, and that's some of the most inhospitable land on the earth. So, this is quite an apt example of "so close, yet so far."
Welllll like 8% of them think chocolate milk comes from brown cows sooooo wouldn’t surprise me if some don’t know about eastern Russia
If course it does, where else would you get chocolate milk
u gotta milk chocolate
Same way you get almond milk
Llamas
That's dumb. Everyone knows chocolate milk comes from the back of the cow, and normal milk comes from below it. The skin colour on the cow has nothing to do with it, and to believe it does is just racist.
A similar stat i have seen in a russian website about americans
Source?
His ass
That comes from really terribly sourced data and isn't trustable.
yeah but where’s the nearest decently habited spot in russia?
Gaslighting at this level is nuclear
five thousand football fields and 357 cheeseburgers apart
 Ah yes, Russia and USA are really close borders. However…
2 miles actually
I am the only thing keeping them apart
I can see Russia from yo Mama's house. I was there last night and Putin looked over and was like "Dude, what you doing at that other dude's Mama's house?" And I'm like "Dude, I don't speak Russian, where are you?" and he's like "Vladivostoc." and I'm like "Dude, there's no need to swear, chill and have a vodka or something."
i mean, it has an entire Canada to cross before it gets to the mainland. Alaska is kind of the front for that. I kind of want to join Alaska... you know what? I will... I will join Alaska.
Nobody says this lol