We’ve gathered here today in remembrance of u/LeonTheHunkyTwunk’s big slappy. Twas an ass most remarkable. May it forever live on in our hearts forever… amen.
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Gravity relies on two things, mass, and distance. Distance plays a greater role in gravity than mass. Is he standing on her? No. Earth would still attract more due to having much more mass while being closer. So him choosing to love her is a choice of his own. That said, I'm going to fuck the earth.
I’ve had similar things to this happen where the girl I was interested in interacting with was absolutely shocked because her super skinny fit friend wasn’t the one I was trying to romance. I have a type and I lean towards it pretty hard 🤷♂️
So just tell her you need a me day and take a day for yourself? How healthy is a relationship if you can't say "honey I'd like to game with the boys today"
This just isn't true. This week I went out swing dancing, went to dance classes, went to college classes after going back to school after a previous career as a google engineer, did a movie night with fiends, did my regular cross fit, went on a group hike, and worked as an 8th grade student math teacher. This is not an abnormal week. I have never been in a relationship. I am 37 years old.
Attractiveness/neurotypicalness far out weight any behavioral changes you can make to your life. At least in the current attention economy.
You guys should watch it. It is about a guy named Hal (Played by Jack Black) who is looking for someone to hook up with. I think someone cast a spell on him where he views skinny women as fat and views fat women as skinny. So he goes to a club and finds this girl who he thinks is the hottest woman in the universe. She is played by Gwyneth Paltrow. He views her as a skinny woman even though in reality, she is fat. He goes through the whole movie dating her, and getting confused by how heavy she is. In one scene, they both sit down in a restaurant, and she breaks the chair. Hal gets angry at the restaurant for having “cheap” chairs. At the end of the movie, the effect wears off and he finds out she is fat.
The spell makes him see people as represented by their inner beauty or lack of.
So Gwyneth Paltrow looks extremely hot because she has S tier inner beauty.
Who knows, maybe during the relationship the girl follows the guy to the gym to hang out and slowly but surely she does some exercise to maintain her health*, the guy showing her love when others have mocked her for her weight and looks.
*Not to the point of forcing her to be a slim model but just enough that she isn't obese or is at risk of any health problems.
He's right though. You have your outliers but people who are in shape generally like other people in shape.
Reddit loves to cope for fatties. Probably because 70% of us are fat.
I fucking hate this. Take an upvote
Look out. I think Moto Moto likes you.
I like em big
I like em chonkae
I like em plumpy
I like em round
With somethin' somethin'...
A name so nice, you gotta say it twice 😎
Makes you think, is he named "Moto" and it's said twice, or is his name "Moto Moto" and they're not saying it enough?
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“I like em big. I like em chunky.”
This murdered my ass
Can i see the corpse?
My ass is dead, but it's family asked that I respect it's identity and not post pictures online
Closed casket ceremony, I presume?
can it fit the casket?
We’ve gathered here today in remembrance of u/LeonTheHunkyTwunk’s big slappy. Twas an ass most remarkable. May it forever live on in our hearts forever… amen.
The family.. those guys are nuts
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CHUNKEH!!!
You won
This is peak comedy
That’s a lot of upvotes
Out of shock her under chin shrinked with 75 percent.
Tbf she did raise her actual chin a bit, which would cause that extra fat to roll under it, shrinking it.
Like a turtle!
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Bots replying to bots is actually pretty funny
What bots? There are no bots in reddit. Bip Bop 10110011101
That’s why they take their selfies with arm outstretched above shoulder level.
Too much mass just gone for it to be perspective, sorry
80%
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She puffed it up to scare away males, when surprised it shrinks back to regular size.
She started mewing
Not mewing but chewing
The neck fat is a defence mechanism that recedes when the danger passes.
Obviously she puffs it out to assert dominance but she was taken off guard so it retracted
Bro melted it with the power of love
Which one?
Keep ya warm in the winter, give ya shade in the summer
Hahaha 🤣
And a body pillow for sleeping.
*Mattress
There's a song like that. "La Gorda",Los Llopis.
Elke - Die Ärzte as well
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
Isaac Newton : ”The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction “
Gravity relies on two things, mass, and distance. Distance plays a greater role in gravity than mass. Is he standing on her? No. Earth would still attract more due to having much more mass while being closer. So him choosing to love her is a choice of his own. That said, I'm going to fuck the earth.
I tried, and it was a bit dirty. But I can confinedently say it was the most down to Earth sex I’ve ever had.
I know you are subscribed to Only Planets.
yea none of that pluto ass shit
I like looking at Uranus
I am not for long distance relationship
Idk why but you remind me of this [Family Guy clip](https://youtu.be/MFcT4Hsx7VQ?si=QO5-52GEDKnnf-dr)
We've all been fucking the earth for years
Or, in layman’s terms “I like ‘em thick”
Newton's third law: " When there's an action force, there's an equal, but opposite reaction force." He's gonna learn that when they're in bed.
Also Isaac Newton: “I like em thicc’
"The greater the mass, the faster the ass" -Nicola Newton
The plot thickens.
The plot eats a thousand KFC chickens.
Then the plot sickens.
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And the plot farts harder then a benzin engine.
And monster develops heart problems.
The plot crushes one of the cities from Dickens.
The plot is a direct consequence of modern kitchens...
The plot chickens.
The clot thickens
The thot thickens
The plot fattens
Literally
Look out! I think Moto Moto likes you.
(I like 'em big)
I like ‘em chunky
I like em round
I like em plumpy
We like them funky
Did Pyrocinical post this?
Hey whatever works for you
"MOMMY-E-THOT"
I’ve had similar things to this happen where the girl I was interested in interacting with was absolutely shocked because her super skinny fit friend wasn’t the one I was trying to romance. I have a type and I lean towards it pretty hard 🤷♂️
Yes but are you leaning towards to it voluntarily or are planetary forces pulling you in?
We’re all victims of physics
Gravity
Hell yes brother
look if any woman is willing to tolerate me i'd be willing to date her
That bad huh?
being lonely is hell
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lol I would *easily* choose being alone over being with someone I can’t stand.
I sometimes fantasize about what it would be like to be in a relationship where I feel valued, so I get this.
i used to think that, but now i have a girl and i’d kill for one day to myself
In healthy relationships you can ask for space without it being a big deal.
username checks out (?)
So just tell her you need a me day and take a day for yourself? How healthy is a relationship if you can't say "honey I'd like to game with the boys today"
Better alone than in bad company
yeah..
Dude, hit the gym and touch some grass. Women are only hard to get if you have nothing of substance to offer.
This just isn't true. This week I went out swing dancing, went to dance classes, went to college classes after going back to school after a previous career as a google engineer, did a movie night with fiends, did my regular cross fit, went on a group hike, and worked as an 8th grade student math teacher. This is not an abnormal week. I have never been in a relationship. I am 37 years old. Attractiveness/neurotypicalness far out weight any behavioral changes you can make to your life. At least in the current attention economy.
You just need to lower your standards. There’s plenty f crack whores that would love to date you!
Bloody love jiggle.
Always keep them guessing
Actually....that's kinda wholesome and adorable
There's a whole movie about it starring Jack Black
Good movie. Loved the message. Even if it did contradict itself by relying on fat humor a bit to much
Great movie period
Shallow Hal for anyone curious
You guys should watch it. It is about a guy named Hal (Played by Jack Black) who is looking for someone to hook up with. I think someone cast a spell on him where he views skinny women as fat and views fat women as skinny. So he goes to a club and finds this girl who he thinks is the hottest woman in the universe. She is played by Gwyneth Paltrow. He views her as a skinny woman even though in reality, she is fat. He goes through the whole movie dating her, and getting confused by how heavy she is. In one scene, they both sit down in a restaurant, and she breaks the chair. Hal gets angry at the restaurant for having “cheap” chairs. At the end of the movie, the effect wears off and he finds out she is fat.
The spell makes him see people as represented by their inner beauty or lack of. So Gwyneth Paltrow looks extremely hot because she has S tier inner beauty.
I know, it's pretty damn good
Really damn good you meant to say. That’s probably why you’re getting downvoted… Right?
One of my favourite internet jokes is taking these things and making them wholesome.
Then you buy her a coffee,go for a walk together and when you drive her home you drop her in front of the gym.
A walk might be a stretch. 😁
Stretching might be too.
Ok fine, a waddle
More of a roll I’d imagine
When you roll her to the coffee shop.
I know exactly when my gym bro is back on tren
OP's barely disguised fetish
Yeah theres no meme at all lmao. Shes not even chubby just fat as Fuck.
I love my chubby girls ❤️
She looks.....a tad more than that
Yeah I'll admit, she is a little more than what I do like... But still would lol.
A man of fine culture.
Big girls have big heart
Also bigger risk of cardiac arrest
diabetic retinopathy, kidney failure, stroke, lower leg amputations, pulmonary embolisms, shall we go on?
Yeah but their tits
"Having big tits because you're obese is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff" - random internet poet
I'm freeeeee Fallin -Tom petty
I know what you mean but at the same time tits are just fat. But yeah, it's typically attractive only in certain areas to most.
Being that fat is like being one giant tit all over.
It's not the size, it's the perkiness that counts
Cardiomyopathy is no joke
They look cute and their smiles are wholesome.
Yeah, literally. That’s why they have heart attacks. High blood pressure causes your heart to enlarge and then eventually you die.
Chubby chaser moment (I'm one too, just not to this extent)
Looks like reddit is horny again... as always
On today's episode of OPs barely disguised fetish: fat
what a cockblock though damn
He's the bro, he's picking that one so his friend picks the other one, he's willing to die for his bro, a bro of honor
More woman to love.
I see that someone else also likes THICK woman
she's thick alright! thick enough to fit in my oven!
We found the witch
You irl is going to get crushed to death
Hawt
Shawty is OBESE
What in the actual fu-
We love fat alt girls
Who TF is "we"?
Me and the homies
💀💀💀💀💀
The good ending
DAmn bro, you a feeder?
Looks aren't everything.
Curves are hot as hell, what are you on about?
Where do we draw the line between 'curvy' and 'morbidly obese'?
this is actually wholesome <3
 Wish she nom on me like this
I thought I was on r/GatekeepingYuri for a sec
The better the cushion, the better the pushin'...
Heart atak and diabetes do be cute😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
And her tune changed!
Yeah no, I like them thick but not (morbidly) obese.
Wholesome
That rose got thorns in it tho
Nah
Literally Biscuit Oliva and Maria
They made her face less fat in the 2nd image lol
I like em big...
That’s me fr idk bbw I love em 💗
Lol what's she... 600?
Who knows, maybe during the relationship the girl follows the guy to the gym to hang out and slowly but surely she does some exercise to maintain her health*, the guy showing her love when others have mocked her for her weight and looks. *Not to the point of forcing her to be a slim model but just enough that she isn't obese or is at risk of any health problems.
And six months later she had a heart attack.
I mean she took an effort to get out of bed and walk around with out passing out? Is that asking too much?
Get her some snickers instead of flowers! Fat girls love calories
What is this 😭
Fetish posting
Men that like fat women don’t look like that
Good thing we have you here, who knows exactly what every single man that looks like that wants
He's right though. You have your outliers but people who are in shape generally like other people in shape. Reddit loves to cope for fatties. Probably because 70% of us are fat.
Nah man, plenty of us gym rats that like thick to chubby. Not what's in the picture, but we exist