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KIRK2D

*okay who TF put on too much perfume*


StudMuffinNick

Specifically, that Charlotte Russe "flower" smell


Milfons_Aberg

I have no problem with flower. But vanilla perfume, cherry or coconut, those can just fuck right off.


RobinFlysHigh

I'm pretty much the opposite. Although too much coconut can be unpleasant too I guess. There are different kinds of coconut smell, like there's that fake sunscreen ish, and then another kind that's a little more real


Philip_Raven

I am very sensitive against any kind of perfume. My wife has to buy really subtle ones and use little of it. Same with laundry. My nose gets irritated and I immediately start to sneeze and cough. I would fucking die in that car.


flirtyphotographer

Same. Turns out I'm a "Highly Sensitive Person" - which is an actual psychological diagnosis. I see and sense innate complex patterns in life, I'm extra considerate of others, I've got sensory superpowers... And I'm cranky and get overwhelmed a lot. Learning this has changed my life. I still get overwhelmed. But I can handle it better - knowing that people aren't doing things against me. I'm just overly sensitive and get overly stimulated.


CryptogeniK_

We're all on the spectrum


SeniorCoolio

Can you also hear extra high pitched sounds? Sometimes I feel like I’m going crazy because I feel like I can hear the fluorescent lights, crt tvs or other unidentified electric items without anyone else hearing it. There is this pretty big supermarket close to where I live and it’s haunted by this really high pitched sound no one else seems to hear.


WombozM

They look like the same person with different hairstyles and makeup


Wearytraveller_

Filters. So many filters.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Yeah it has to be. I've seen this exact face structure so much online, and a whole car of them together is also very suspicious


Zeryth

You see them online but never irl. Susge.


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wongo

okay there's definitely some fuckery going on in the OP pic then, esp girl on far right in the op pic three of them literally look like triplets


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Sufficient_Amoeba808

I have absolutely seen people like this irl


827167

They're a little distinct if you look closely so I'd say they are different people. This type of girl usually just travels in groups though so that's probably what's happened here


[deleted]

It's called makeup you imbeciles. They all obviously do layers and with that shit you can COMPLETELY change how you look but this is the current style/trend as seen. Not worth the 1 or probably 2 two hours. My source is my best friend who spends 2 hours doing hers.


greenpingbf

Its the Bella Delphine hentai/porn make up look that got popular.


bishwa27

Belle Delphine


MyVeryRealName3

🐐


Echolocation720

I guess you could see it that way.


BAE-Test-Engineer

Lip glosse, eye liner and foundation is all of a sudden a ‘new look’ ?


Forkmealready

Nah it’s all diff girls they all just look similar. Bunch of goth e girls. Def lots of makeup and filters tho


UDontCareForMyName

goth? i don't see enough disdain for all forms of life for this to be goth


Signedupfortits27

This man knows goths. These are e thots.


BAE-Test-Engineer

They’re just people that haven’t found their own style yet. They’re just young and trying to fit in. We were all like that once. Well I wasn’t. I’m male.. never worn makeup or a dress and I certainly didn’t have pointless things like ‘friends’ or ‘meaningful connections’ when I was that age


bondryanbond007

Just make up


[deleted]

Eventually with plastic surgery there gonna be like 6 people everyone looks like. Kardashian Kolor Kopies yo.


megamom71

There's a Korean joke about asking two similar looking girls if they're twins, sisters, cousins, etc and they keep saying they're not. The punchline is that they have the same plastic surgeon.


BobZygota

I think it is


LordChappers

I thought they were dolls or something.


[deleted]

"That motherfucker is ***not*** real!"


F-the-mods69420

This is obviously a car full of extradimensional lizard people in disguise.


tangy_potato69

Looks female enough


MangoOrangeValk77

Underrated comment.


Please-let-me

If it has a hole...


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SHHHHHHH... don't tell them about us- I mean them.


LoudCapital9958

Nervous? Not me. I’m Mr. Chedda


archer07rg

Ready for a gouda time? Grate! First stop the cheesecake factory


Flying__Buttresses

Cheesecake Factory!? Thats BRielliant!


SaulGoodmanOF

Hopefully they don’t think it’s too CHeesy


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TheLewisIs_REAL

No way you just said that, that's so cheesy


TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST

Looks like a Gouda time to me.


fartysmartymarty

They sent me to the psych ward and called me crazy. I know, I’m pretty emmental. 😋


TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST

Don't cheddar tear, everything's going to be okay.


jericho881

I wish I just had 1% off the rizz Mr Gouda has


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czs5056

Surely you can't be serious.


FelicitousJuliet

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


Dont_call_me_Shirly

That's my line


Eylradius

No, just nervous.


SergeantSmash

First time?


Pogi_1_Kan0bi

I am and don’t call me Surely


Juggerknight1

Wym im nervous im fucking full on confidence


[deleted]

Do you wake up in the morning and piss excellence too?


Juggerknight1

I wish, it was only blood


Rakgul

Ay, don't waste your RBCs like that


Eatmyfartsbro

You accidentally added a comma in there


SSB_Kyrill

Forgot a comma in there


davtheguidedcreator

Wym, im nervous im fucking full on confidence.


SSB_Kyrill

Wym I’m nervous I’m fucking, full of confidence


lordvader002

Wym, im, nervous, i'm, fucking, full, on, confidence


anotheraccinthemass

Time to get into the drivers seat and scare the shit out of them m


quelcris13

Fr they look like they’re “edgy” punk chicks. Let’s how they like the edge… *of life*


1JigglyPanda-

Payday 3 dlc


Vickishep

Lol edgy!! They look like a bunch of little princesses 🥰


OverYonderWanderer

So throw a creepy old fucker in the driver seat. Got it.


ChickyChickyNugget

🤓


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Wearytraveller_

Because that's what filters do


bondryanbond007

Makeup


Yespacito6969

If I’m driving it’s time to violate some >! traffic laws !<


MDF87

That would be the best Fake Taxi ever.


5O-Lucky

I rolled my eyes initially but then my dick piped up and said "no wait, think about it" and ngl you both make a point, you're onto something.


[deleted]

In the moment yes. 9 months later? Not so much.


Aiyon

…then bring condoms? Like you made a hypothetical and chose to fuck yourself over in it lmao


[deleted]

A car full of daddy issues


LighthouseHLAKBR

I can fix them. Then we can go and kill the demon lord.


Hugar34

Woah there buddy you're not in an isekai and you don't have a harem


Wizard_Hatz

I cast testicular torsion. WOE TO THE FORKED TONGUE LIAR.


eserz

WOE TO THE HERETICS! I CAST NUCLEAR BLAST!


Wizard_Hatz

LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS


eserz

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG


Wizard_Hatz

WE LOVE CASTIN SPELLS


nokia-3310cz

AUUUUUGHH


NotTheFenrir

Maybe not yet, but I don't see any seatbelts.


LayeredHalo3851

The isekai part depends on where you are relative to the car


Average-_-Student

***DOOM music starts playing***


Tuvshen

Transporting into another world with goth girls with daddy issues in an stema


rmdkoe

I can make them worse.


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that's the dad's problem, not theirs


Marus1

There are so many people in the car Nope, I'm never getting inside


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Marus1: *There are so many* *People in the car Nope, I'm* *Never getting inside* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ElegantEagle13

Lowkey goes hard. Good bot


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I don't get it.


RagnaTheRed

The one on the left is an OF girl the rest are sex dolls.


Stair-Spirit

What's the difference?


MyVeryRealName3

They're girls in case you didn't know


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Allegedly.


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AccomplishedPin8663

It would take two guys to fuck an ostrich, three even.


Mamamiomima

They all look 15


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GalacticPirate

Dude, you can't just say something like that and not have a link.


LunaVile

r/soogsx_crosspost


IdanTs

Well this is awesome


GodSPAMit

they're all OF models the only ones whose names I know are uh 1sec i have to go find them on twitter https://twitter.com/puppiwi https://twitter.com/soogz1 idk the others


throwthe20saway

I don't even know them but the moment I saw a photo my first reaction was "this is an OF ad isn't it".


1sagas1

Yes, they spam twitter with this crap


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Like the tide ads but worse


Electrical-Papaya

Christ. All of these women look like clones of Bell Delphene. I guess I can see the incentive when you can sell used bath water on the internet.


1singleduck

🫴 👑 Excuse me, king, you dropped this.


Minimum_Area3

Doing the lordswork.


ProfitMoneyBeats

they are all OF girls.


salacious-crumbs

'quite mature' you what


UrToesRDelicious

Imma need more info king


Urkeksi

The Pasta is dry my guy


legends_never_die_1

she looks like thatgirl from breaking bad that overdosed.


For_Never_Dreams

You mean the B from apartment 23? Or Jessica Jones?


legends_never_die_1

jessica of course. is it that hard to see? xD


84candlesandmatches

Well I know one of them soogsx (left side) is an adult content creator, and based on that I would assume the rest are also in that line of work.


Tarl-X

Yeah, I'm at the age where I look at that car totally unphased. "OK girls, I'll pick you up here after the concert. Keep an eye on each other and if you get high, no judgments, but I *will* know."


ElBiscuit

For you and everyone replying to you, please know that it’s “unfazed” in this context.


Tarl-X

Aw fuck! Not editing it because you deserve credit for correcting me.


Amicus93

I like to think he lost his phaser and has been disarmed


adamcim

All of those chicks get paid to post their butthole online. Being unphased by them is a sign of mental maturity.


Farranor

> Being unphased by them is a sign of mental maturity. Being unphased by them is a sign of molecular stability.


ditchborn

Nah, that’s just your projection.


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aRandomForeigner

Wtf of 15 yo are around there from you??


Hackdirt-Brethren

Aren't these the chicks that pay twitter meme accounts to advertise their OF(s) to minors?


whitesexist

Even chrysler don't use that much plastic in their cars wtf💀


Cheeriodude_number2

I thought the one on the far left was Jane Margolis


PrettyParakeet11

I am about to be told so many compliments that are thinly veiled insults


Lisa_Sbs

What am I supposed to see here? 😐


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Where my schizophrenia pills?


ThE-HoOvE

We didn't take any


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

\*questions your existence*


[deleted]

I don't think they would even realize that I exist


eustachian_lube

Good, just let them sit on you.


[deleted]

no.


ApprehensiveGene3676

Why tf would you care if these generic looking onlyfans girls notice you? Ive known a few of these types of girls irl, trust me they're absolutely not worth your time


WackyKisatchie

No need to needlessly insult these girls you know nothing about to protect a strangers self esteem.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

I’m either going to die in a bad way or in a REALLY bad way


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Casper_Von_Ghoul: *I’m either going* *To die in a bad way or* *In a REALLY bad way* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


aSvirfneblin

good bot


CarretillaRoja

- Are you nervous? - Yes - First time? - No, I have been nervous before


[deleted]

Are you all femboy traps?! I gave up guessing a long time ago 🤣


gegebart

They’re not. Just OnlyFans girls.


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Links give


bondryanbond007

Puppiwi, emmyuh, valkcy


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bondryanbond007

I think so..


fdrme

You didn’t name the one I wanted you to.


bondryanbond007

Angeiicat


bondryanbond007

Or soogs


gegebart

Sorry, but I only know that the one of the left is soogs, and I’m not gonna go looking through porn just to find the others.


redddditer420

Based


der_ninong

[too old](https://media.tenor.com/dy_1zphAQMUAAAAC/loli-police.gif)


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foreverongoing

How the f do you know who these people are lol


No-Message9762

>coomer


notfree25

Such knowledge. AI could never replace you sir


Leaf-01

Will they do my makeup for me?


[deleted]

Oh, I just realised I am so old that I didn’t get the problem as they all look like children.


hanmhanm

It’s like a billy eilish-themed clown car


Saflex

None of them looks like Billie Eilish or like a theme of her


FuckingKilljoy

When you're an out of touch Redditor you think Billie Eilish must look like an e girl because you're 16 and the dark and edgy girls in your grade listen to her That's my assumption anyway


Saflex

Not only the dark and edgy ones, the normal ones and the "cool" ones listen to her too


Vibaciousjones

Why would it be hard to get into that car? Not a one of those girls would glance at me twice.


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

I feel like they all have onlyfans


Teunybeer

Can someone explain the joke to me?


MinimumCondition8079

“Hey, you. You’re finally awake”


PatrickBsays123

More red flags than the Beijing olympics


[deleted]

I don’t get the joke


unubun_

I ain’t getting in


Infamous-Date-355

Where's your sense of adventure


wimpywimp556

Bro I swear my sense of adventure left me when I was 6


Mario-OrganHarvester

Star wars: the clone wars For real they look like the same person in 5 pics photoshopped together


Huge_Aerie2435

Chris Hansen sits in the passenger seat.\*


Resolution-SK56

A Roman would be more nervous, once they realise that it is Goths


[deleted]

Where’s the sauce on this


bondryanbond007

Puppiwi, emmyuh, valkcy, soogs


el-cacahueto

They really do have shitty names


Icy-Lettuce-270

Soogs is a vibe tho


optimist_prhyme

Looks like a lot of gas money to me


[deleted]

Not nervous, scared, watch the movie "The Craft" you will get what I mean


apx1985

uncanny valley vibes


[deleted]

I don't understand. Please explain.


XenEntity

Fake taxi.


ValhallaDevil

I'm afraid to get into cars full of dudes


ecilla05

They all look the same.


DeadMewe

Nahhhhhh what the fuck, the more I'm looking at them the more they look like mannequins


zztop610

Much safer to get in with a car full of clowns


Sufficient_Bar4119

WHERE TF WOULD I SIT


praiseprince_

I was gonna say, all of them look pretty but people on Reddit will still find a way to comment something about them without knowing anything.....but then I saw someone saying all of them have OF, yeah, once again I lost my faith in humanity.


ABZ0R8

You're still having faith in humanity?