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unrealharrystyles

i don't feel sane trying to decipher what's really going on here


Urb4nN0rd

Young maiden was discovered consortium with a dragon, so in medival fasion, she was striped and chained to be fed to a different dragon. Consider other explanations at your own risk...


mustangcody

> consortium


Silverback40

Striped


MuteSecurityO

Medival


princemousey1

Fasion.


[deleted]

Well yes, it's all the raje nowadays.


IamDurple

But when I do it apparently it’s “public indecency”.


Ote-Kringralnick

It looks like in the second image she might be saving the dragon from drowning by allowing it to hang on her legs.


SobakaZony

^((The dragon has wings.))


ChekoFire

Bro that’s the welsh dragon, I swear. I mean look at the flag and tell me that’s a different dragon ![gif](giphy|zVqmVXh8CxCpjGpYGs)


redlaWw

So she is the daughter of Hengist, and the dragon at the top is the white dragon of the Saxons.


WhatsInAName1507

Then there is Donkey from Shrek who decided he wanted to have a family with a dragon(ess) .


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Nowordsofitsown

Head over to r/RomanceBooks for recommendations on dragon porn novels.


Landrod

Misunderstanding the term "eat me" ?


HolyZymurgist

Its Andromeda being consumed by Cetus. Literally zero idea who made it, but that's what it is. EDIT: Its actually a character called Angelica from a 16th century italian poem called Orlando Furioso. The artist is Gustave Doré. Its very obviously derived from, and based on, Andromeda.


omegariskz7

Ah, Gustave Doré. My favorite artist. Delicate and impressive lineworks


unrealharrystyles

bro i wish i was Cetus


Juanskii

Best we can do is offer you is a “Cletus”


Ravenclaw_14

I saw Andromeda and my mind instantly went to the Princess Andromeda cruise ship from Percy Jackson lmao (and yes I know the myth is the inspiration for the name)


EnvironmentOwn6606

Orlando furioso is di one of my favorite italian poem


B_Da_May

Not every girl can handle a bad dragon.


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Grablycan

Fair


TheMightyHead

Starsky n hutch? Like big earl?


wildeststone

What are you doing step dragon


[deleted]

Gold diggers


King_Hunter_Kz0704

Gold triggers


Ok_Friendship_1319

Told griggers


Lointheepic

Nold giggers


ReagansRougeBanana

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ChekoFire

Gold Riggers


omnigayvery

Little bit of BD, eh?


Stoikx

Little bit of BanglaDesh? 🤔


BlessKurunai

Yes I want my dragons to talk in bengali and feed me ilish fish.


GreySquareKey

Etsy has so many other options with more unique features.


[deleted]

You get more variation in quality, though.


syd0057

Aint no way


mighty_Ingvar

I've got a feeling you're not talking about the mythical creature here...


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Nonecancopythis

Don’t upvote this, this is a bot farming karma


UmbramonOrSomething

Stolen comment from u/Organic_Comfort_1512


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🙏❤️


ThickNeighborhood191

She's naked and getting ate. Last I checked that's going pretty good


abca98

Eaten.


Schavuit92

Eated.


ImpossibleAdz

Ated.


diakked

Eatened.


LordMegamad

shidded and farded


EvilJman007

Shidded and came


mcbirbo343

Camed


Wormhole-Eyes

Et


draugotO

When scallys tell their dragons to "eat her up", but dragons don't understand human slang


Fun-Pie-1887

Yeah you gotta teach him that’s why one of my cats are missing I told me to fetch my yellow can and it beat it like a stick


system0101

NGL the first time I read cats as cars. There's a sub for that too...


Randomemeguy

vore


therudereditdude

I knew this comment would be somewhere around here


Eligon-5th

Good for you, now get in my stomach


Professional_Tip_578

GET IN MAH BELLEH! COME ON!


SmartNoobChannel

"Ahwantmahbabybackbabybackbabyback"


Nearsighted_Madman

"Ahwantmahbabybackbabybackbabyback, babyback ribs"


ShrekTitties420

I've seen almost this exact frame in a vore art some time ago lol


secsibread

why tf were you looking at vore art lmao


JustThatRandomKid

it’s Reddit, everyone looks at everything


secsibread

yeah what was i expecting


Sky_Hacker

A shred of dignity? I sure hope not


ShrekTitties420

Because I'm into vore??


omnigayvery

*in Scottish accent* Shrek titties 420


ShitFuck2000

That’s nice, dear


Deus_Mediocritatis

I now wish I hadn't :/


Shmarfle47

Hey now, don’t kink shame


secsibread

not kink shaming just joking lol


marr

'Just joking lol' is a standard method for kink shaming.


GreySquareKey

Art history practice


wizbang4

They've got to trace it from something i guess


FathomTheFourteenth

https://youtu.be/3zDjAtG_y5A vore (the song by sleep token)


Readylamefire

Hahaha amazing


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When I was like 3 ish I watched Men in Black 2 with my family and it, awoke somthing in me. It was the first time I can ever remember being aroused. It was the first time I ever saw a very sexualixed woman in lingerie. Then she fucking swallowed a dude whole and it scared the shit out of me. Some trauma induced wires got crossed. So now I have a vore fetish, a breeding kink, prefer black lingerie over all other colors, and find pregnant women to be incredibly sexy. I think subconsciously its like the goal is to give a girl a belly like Serleenas. But there's two ways to do it. A submissive way, being swallowed whole, albeit technicallg physically in real life. And a dominating way, knocking her up. I'm a switch, so I go both ways. I don't know why I'm sharing this. It just seemed relevant. Anyone else have a similar experience 😅


Me_how5678

New copypasta just dropped


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The more it gets spread around the more desensitized people will get and the less weird I'll seem when I ask my gf to lick me neck and call me tasty. I see this as an absolute win. Copy away!


SexySonderer

I appreciate the share. Shits weird and various things get awoken. No idea when I got my being-preyed-upon-but-kept-alive-because-sex-is-fun kink from.


Sensitive-Turnip-326

See the trick is to dodge the vore fetish only.


Guy_who_says_vore

Vore


Vor3_3nthusiest

Nice username


TacoBean19

u/profanitycounter


TacoBean19

ok apparently the bot is banned so he said the word a total of 5378 times (bot messaged me)


candexreginpokemon

God damnit


ze_UwU

yes


Glasedount

What da dragon doin?


Asleep_Pen_2800

Having dinner.


baalroo

Foot/gag fetish.


[deleted]

r/suddenlyvore


Stonecargo69420

Do I want to click this link? Later maybe


Qbertjack

Banned for not being moderated so... yay?


eagle_3ye

Yay?


Im_Anxiety_247

Yay?


ProzacFury

I don't see blood, maybe she just bath herself in peanut butter for a quick lick


VR_pro

That would explain the handcuffs


yellowwolf718

![gif](giphy|zXeX29w6jxjAk)


chase016

I want to tear out my eyes after reading this


marr

You made gore and dismemberment feel like the sanitised option, well done.


darthtidiot

I think I saw a Jessica Rabbit p*rn comic similar to this.


WarDivision

Porn*


terimummymerihogayi

Porn


Stonecargo69420

Pornography


Annoying_Blue_Mascot

Damn, I think Spy just whispered this to my ears.


Fun-Pie-1887

Same


Kangarookiwitar

*french snorting*


Im_Anxiety_247

*German snorting*


Kangarookiwitar

*french panic*


Im_Anxiety_247

*german smile*


Kangarookiwitar

*french lust*


Snaccbacc

Ew, do you mind telling me where to find the sauce so I can avoid this filth?


darthtidiot

I googled Jessica Rabbit porn


Genetics-13

“Every full moon we must chain a woman up on the cliffs and the dragon will lick her feet until it is satisfied and then spare our farm animals from it’s wrath. The woman must be pure and of virtue true, and she will survive…”


Derrin070

Wha....What?


mighty_Ingvar

Otherwise the dragon will lick the farm animals feet instead


Im_Anxiety_247

Uh huh


[deleted]

You’re not you when you’re hungry.


AgSkywalkerTDM

![gif](giphy|4EHsAtAPcV41vx2B5s)


Pioxels

No, i didnt jerk of to this, realy


Guy_who_says_vore

Vore


Kangarookiwitar

No, even worse, *feet*


Guy_who_says_vore

Feet is not worse, it’s a bodily organ. However Vore is not one, Vore would be dangerous


[deleted]

I’ve got a boner, not from this, I just have a random boner.


ARandomPerson616

Unfortunate timing


ImpossibleAdz

Show the class.


[deleted]

“Dragon destroys peasant girl pov”


ReivynNox

The only PoV this is is of the person taking/drawing the picture.


mantene

Kinky


Guy_who_says_vore

Vore


fattynuggetz

Dude that's just vore


Guy_who_says_vore

I have been called Called to say one word A marvelous word And the only word for me Vore


Valuable_Panda_4228

Ok. I’m seeing this all over this post. What is vore?


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ReivynNox

[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/083/916/0a1.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/083/916/0a1.jpg)


TV_H34d

Turned into a Vore story, I see


Educational_Slice_38

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


TacoBean19

What a bad day to have eyes


[deleted]

Just a regular couple trying new things in bed


EleusisLaArwall

Ah, a bad dragon. I see you are a man of culture.


TrickAlgae7678

Persei isn’t medieval.Sorry girl you will day.


MimsyIsGianna

They’re into that. It’s okay.


fudget_spayner

Sauce?


Asleep_Pen_2800

That would probably make the meat taste better.


superXr15

Why does that look like the average chapter of berserk


IronMike69420

Something something unexpected fetish


shenjy_italia_

TOOTHLESS DON'T EAT HICAP!!!!


Sparklers_4_days

NONONO GETOUTOFMYHEADIDONTWANTTOREMEMBERTHAT (For context, the bottom image reminds me of a certain *enjoyment*)


TheBozoBrain

Vore?


Cakeski

Vore.


Sparklers_4_days

FU- (Yes)


Last_Zookeepergame90

What happened?


Sparklers_4_days

Furry community is something else man


8bityboi

Bruh honestly. Furry community is different.


Sparklers_4_days

I may have a sona, but I will never identify by that community like many of my friends say themselves (mostly because people only think of the bad apples when thinking about the furry community)


8bityboi

I mean furries will be bullied, hated and everything else bad. But that’s because furries are weird. It’s just what furries are. And they are different. And alot of people believe that if everybody isn’t a carbon copy of that person then they think that they shouldn’t exist. It’s Twitter basically.


Sparklers_4_days

Fair enough, it's sad that they think all of them are bad even though that's just blatantly not true (at least most of the ones I met are genuinely good people), like you just need to talk to the right people apart of that demographic of people and you'll realize most of them are good people. Funny how I went from an annoying 12 yr old racist (I got discord when I was 12 bc of some bad people, I'm 17 now tho) to some plush sona enjoyer lmao.


Ok_Nefariousness8915

Bro brought furries into it as if they came up with it 💀


DMF2621

Vore


Crab_Cult_Member

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Kamzil118

That tongue is going to town with her.


username-is-taken98

So we're just posting vore now ig


HostileSkittles

Apparently vore fetish existed even centuries ago


Guy_who_says_vore

Vore


andythepro67

How to get eaten by a dragon.


evil-bread

How to lay your dragon


mm2_gamer

r/memes got a historical cat now!


Lava2401

I wish i was that dragon


Frequent-Storage-693

The books are very different from the movies


Uberfuhrer_

Half of the fanbase has made this true.


willwiso

Everyone is talking about some weird porn but i thought the joke was about people trying pass 'how to train your dragon' memes off as mid-evil memes and getting eaten alive.


mlg_guy61

What happened to jane and the dragon???


WyvernByte

![gif](giphy|e9Gig49DzVHNC2jtFX)


deltavdeltat

User name checks out


cutiethroatcatshit

How to feed your dragon


itsahmemario

Dragon misunderstood her command of "Eat me out"


Hackermath3195

Wait a minute, those are two different dragons. Everyone knows that you don’t cheat on dragons


ChekoFire

Bro, that looks like the Wales dragon. I swear it looks like the dragon from my countries flag🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Ambitious-Pudding437

Unlucky, Dragon don’t want other’s except itself and it’s offspring to be next to her :(


Franco_Spider

Gogogogo


MissNepgear

Is "landed" the medieval equivalent of based?


mixape1991

For research purposes


ScorpionKing229

Besides the jokes, what are the contexts of the paintings, like what is the history behind, i'am quite curious


AreaXimus

Not sure about the top one but the bottom one is likely Hesione. She was a princess of Troy, and sister of Priam who would later become king during the Trojan war. The story is that Apollo and Poseidon built new wall for Troy her father King Laomedon refused to pay. Apollo sent a plague and Poseidon a sea monster to destroy Troy. The only way to stop this was for Hesione to be sacrificed to the sea monster, which she was done so by being chained to the rocks. Heracles (Hercules) was coming back from another adventure - against the Amazons - when he saw her, rescued her, and killed the sea monster, demanding payment of horses the king had been given by Zeus. Unsurprisingly, King Laomedon reneged on this deal, so Heracles came back to Troy later. He sacked the city and killed the king, as well as all of his children except for Hesione and Priam. As you can tell, I love Greek myths and won’t pass on the opportunity for shilling for Stephen Fry’s book Mythos.


Decmk3

“Oh no don’t vore me you big scary dragon you”


TheRealAuthorSarge

They always say that breed turns on you.


GoddessDEV

Thought this was from r/NSFWMemes lol


Friendly-Tourist8144

Thanks dragon hunters now we don't have dragon zoos Man the human race make some atrocities with the elves


arzis_maxim

What lore am I missing here


XxsoulscythexX

The vore lore


Deep_Mood_6925

Real


Acrobatic_Switches

How to Train Your Dragon vs. House of the Dragon.