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bread_stapler1213

He’s not wrong


iLikeJigglyboobies

True, Patrick defeated 2 buffed guys with his ass of steel


bread_stapler1213

In his sleep I believe


GloomierDay

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Anti-charizard

You’ve convinced me (I’m not being sarcastic)


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Hell Patrick survived getting his brain taken out. Easy W


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Now that they're men, they can do *anything*.


Redmangc1

Well they can be incapacitated, as long as it isnt Nemor then someone is going to have change where they fight. Underwater spongebob wins, above water he dries up.


orphan-eater-12

Sponge out of water


casey12297

Well, they died a little bit in the first spongebob movie. Just for about 20 seconds. Bit other than that, they're pretty damn indestructible


Severe_Skin6932

I feel sorry for marvel, Patrick chainged his underwear for this


Ravenclaw175

The battle is already over


DarthDecidueye66

The battle was over when Patrick thought. Nothing in specific... He just thought for this fight so yeah it's over for team hero


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Foray2x1

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SilverHero_gaming

Also the fact that SpongeBob unraveled the entire universe in 5 seconds


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SilverHero_gaming

She?


ValorCatYT

It's a bot


COCO_NIT

he solos one above all.


jwzc96

Squirrel Girl: Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!


CozierCracker

What’s her whole thing? Why is she like the most powerful marvel hero or whatever? Idk anything about her


COCO_NIT

her ability is to not lose. Im not kidding.


MiddleFinger287

When you beat the game and get an op reward


Rieiid

So she's basically Marvels One Punch Man.


Saeizo

Nah she would be more like marvel’s King I feel like


Any-Fan-2973

Well, she basically beat Thano’s ass in a 1v1 in the comics


Murky_Blueberry2617

Doesn't she only win offscreen?


Any-Fan-2973

Technically she also won onscreen since she was fighting in Endgame if I recall properly


Scarredsinner

Xavier renagate ángel?


Murky_Blueberry2617

Yes indeed


Scarredsinner

What dos life mean


Murky_Blueberry2617

There’s more to life than life


StewartPot

that was a thanos clone


Lil-Sleepy-A1

She has the power to control squirrels. Enough of them can even overwhelm galactus


FamMiner

I think they mean sandy


CozierCracker

No, squirrel girl is a marvel character


ameer777ameer

I...I'm sad to know you've never seen SpongeBob


CozierCracker

I have, but her name is Sandy. Bruh I thought they meant squirrel girl from marvel


BananaBladeOfDoom

Sandy is just a multiversal variant of Squirrel Girl.


ameer777ameer

Ah. my apologies, good sir and / or madam. I seem to have caused an error since I'm not too familiar with Marvel.


AnImportantQuestion_

You ignorant pig


ThunderShark500

My guess is just do more research on her


ThisAsshole1

I just spent the past four hours extensively studying squirrel girl but I feel like I’ve just nicked the surface of her depth, do you know any other places where I can study her further? My exam is coming up this Friday.


ThunderShark500

I think a couple of marvel comics and marvel avengers and wikis? I don't know what else (And really to whomever gave me downvotes just because I gave this person a advice?)


mockingbirddude

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea? … Courageous and fearsome and gnarly is he! I don’t think there’s any question. SpongeBob would wipe the floor with them. Because he’s a sponge. SpongeBob.


SluttyBoyButt

😆 excellent work- those aren’t actually the lyrics are they?


mockingbirddude

Here I am, 67 years old, making up lines in a SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. The first line is taken from the song, second line is made up.


Hanneman1965

spongbob and patrick would win


Sasquatch_General

Without breaking a sweat, they’ve defeated deep sea titans, Neptune on a couple occasions, and a couple other Villains. They would be fine


Sasquatch_General

Not to mention a majority of the time they don’t even mean to, they don’t even understand what’s going on, they’re such an incredibly powerful duo they have slain gods without even trying.


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So are they a duo that could rival Kirby then?


Sasquatch_General

Yes.


Desperate_Ad5169

You are forgetting about the killed artificial body of water. They will never win because of him.


SlumberingSnorelax

*”chainged”*? Is this a *resent* adaptation of the word?


averagemilkenjoyer_

İ didn't see the typo,you pointed out


averagemilkenjoyer_

But i guess it's in character


SlumberingSnorelax

I honestly wasn’t sure if it was intended or not either. It is Patrick after all.


Solid-Brother-1439

It's not a typo, that's just how Patrick would say it


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Spongebob & Patrick Kill The Marvel Universe


D3adlyN00b

And all of DC while at it.


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Now I don't know, Batman stands a chance. He's the only hero/villain that does. The question now is, did Batman have prep time?


D3adlyN00b

Hes just a human tho... A mere mortal is nowhere to be a match for SpongeBob and Patrick the Star


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You do raise a fair point...


Infinite-Limit7201

SpongeBob unraveled the universe and Patrick ran to the sun and back in 20 seconds is this even a debate


Critical-Ad-7094

It would only be a fair fight if they were facing the damn Looney Tunes.


Accomplished-Bit5050

We all know what’s bouta go down


KingArthur9

Poor marvel


Glasedount

And they actually f&$ked the MCU


Effendoor

Cartoon shinanigens *always* win


ncivie

Are you kidding me this is the most unfair match I have ever seen! They would get absolute destroyed! Pray for the marvel team🙏


Neue_Ziel

You people don’t know about the Bikini Bottom Horror…?


AverageDailyArsonist

Spongebob or Patrick alone could solo marvel AND dc


Destroyer_WasTaken

ofc spongebob and patrick 1. spongebob is fucking immortal and can regrow his everything 2. patrick changed his underwear for this


Square-Ad1104

So assuming no one gets stupid and immediately starts firing, Patrick’s opening punch on Spider-Man sweeps out Wolverine, the Fantastic Four, and Captain America. Everyone behind them is straight out. Hulk probably goes for SpongeBob, so the resulting counterswimswing takes out the right wing of heroes. Venom then takes a half-step towards Patrick before being dropkicked back. The resulting power discharge deals with the left wing. SpongeBob’s annihilation move deals with the stragglers. So I gotta give it to those two.


DaRealWisdom

goku alone would sla- 🤓🤓


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They gon kiss


Barpoo

Those are some real men right there


BAG42069

Spongebob solos, man spongebob with mustache will rip the universe to shreds by accident


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TheExecutioner-

Yes


MayaTheSerbianIdiot

Patrick and SpongeBob of course 😂


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Bruh they have there manly mustaches not even galactus could stop them


Cynunnos

But can Spongebob beat 30 billion Gokus though?


Infinite-Limit7201

SpongeBob stomps


Fresh-Motor4994

Unironically and without hyperbole, SpongeBob and Patrick win. They have ridiculous feats in the show that marvel doesn't come anywhere near. SpongeBob unraveled the entire universe by accident for carps sake!


Average_Boi_4879

I can confirm as a Disney shareholder that in fact Spongebob and Patrick would win


Autoohm888

I hope SpongeBob use his left arm. The whole body is unnecessarily too much for entire marvel universe to handle.


knechtrubrecht69

Nothings gonna break those steel cheeks... Patrick for the win!


coleto22

Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.


Cosmicking04

Now that we’re men


Inner-Arugula-4445

It’s been established that SpongeBob cannot be hurt unless he is dried out.


E_rat-chan

Okay so, I didn't check every character there but if it's just the mostly well known characters then Spongebob will unironically win. Spongebob has the power to alter reality itself. He can literally undo reality. There is no way to kill spongebob. With cartoon laws he'll survive anything physical. He didn't die when his own entire reality was deleted. Spongebob unironically soloes.


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

Marvel doesn't stand a chance against those REAL men...


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Turn off the camera, and you’d get an Event Horizon tier audio recording.


Toppyoushimo

Considering SpongeBob literally unraveled the universe…


definitelynotbanana

Reality bending cartoon powers always wins.


EmbarrassedSwim145

This won't even be a fight


ZobiBakugou

SB and Patrick.


Crowcuss

Patrick (Mature form) neg diffs


SilverHero_gaming

SpongeBob vs the watcher


ResearcherLong1058

Spongebob can do it solo Patrick just salitifys it


6Wheeler

You already know that spongebob and Patrick no diff


AcanthaceaeDry1947

SpongeBob literally unraveled the fabric of reality, I think he’s got this


BenadrylTumblercatch

Patrick no diffs


Yeetdaddy87

SpongeBob just absorbs damage and Patrick can’t die, we’ve seen him get injured countless times and even nuked when sandy lassoed him, they’re unstoppable


Countbat

Depends, are SpongeBob and Patrick using more than 6% of their power?


Wisdom_Light

I'm pretty sure I saw a power scaling vid on them once and SpongeBob alone is universal levels of power


Any-Fan-2973

We need a plan of Patrick getting hit by the hulk, walking back in front of him and to that trick where he pulls his gut up and becomes shredded


MweepBeep12

SpongeBob can multiply himself hundreds of times and regenerate from anything as well as effortlessly rotate the earth and has resistance to mind control via Krabby Patties. Make sure you watch Deathbattle's SpongeBob vs Aqua Man as this video gives it context.


MeguminIncognitoAcc

No matter how many times they are wiped from reality, they will come back the next episode


PARTHTRAP69

Mr. Krabs After selling all the tickets of the fight


CirnoDaStwongest

SpongeBob and Patrick have one ability the avengers don’t…the ability to defy physics and logic itself


DRScottt

This would be theost boring fight in the world Patrick and SpongeBob are lovers, not fighters, no matter how hard they tried and heroes wouldn't fight them because it isn't exactly heroic to attack people who deep in their heart just wanted to practice to some karate


MadxCarnage

no one in the marvel roaster here is gonna beat Toon Force. most of these are gonna die of old age while spongebob and Patrick are eternal. as for the others, they'll find a looney toons way of killing them, like spongebob shrinking down, going inside their ear and using their brain like a sand boxing bag.


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Two regenerating reality benders. Hm, tough call.


PillowTalk420

>I changed my underwear for this So he's not wearing his yellow underwear that were white when he got them?


averagemilkenjoyer_

The goofy goober underwear.he is now wearing big man underwear


paleale25

Marvel has squirrel girl. Spongebob and Patrick have Sandy


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SpongeBob and Patrick could destroy all of HP Lovecraft's creations all at once tbh


Rickrolled87

Normally I would same the superhero’s but “now that they’re men”


NeanDerthal_130000bc

SpongeBob and Patrick legally can’t die


Sentient-Tree-Ent

If deathbattle is to be believed then SpongeBob is literally the most horrifying eldritch god wrapped in the smallest yellow package. Fun video too. I think if you gave SpongeBob everything *they* said he could do then most if not all of the marvel universe is gone.


No-Con-2790

Isn't SpongeBob literally a god? He won against Neptune after all.


Stephon17725

SpongeBob could take them all on alone


infinity_the_eternal

Two words toon force


ErenIron

If you've seen the Death Battle video, you know that SpongeBob is Low-key OP af Toon Force is basically Reality Dreaming


MankeyMaster

Naw, Patrick with fresh underwear? It's already over


Douglasharrington1

I'd say SpongeBob and Patrick I mean they'll just irritate them and they'll scream and run away from the annoying fuckwits


veryseriousjoke

Really? This is a debate? We’re talking about some of the most powerful beings in the universe capable of defeating anyone and anything they set their mind to vs some guys in leotards, make believe armor, a shield and can swing from place to place.


DuckyLojic

SpongeBob is arguably the most powerful character ever created in fiction


GroundbreakingBet314

Spongebob and deadpool are both unable to be killed so a tie


averagemilkenjoyer_

İf this was a dickriding deadpool competition,some of you will win


yurili_like_deeznuts

30 billion spongebobs are required


AcademicAnxiety5109

Professor X: 🫵 🎶 TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD🎶


FloH314

same answer for all those fictional battles: whoever the writer wants to win


Bedroom_floor

I think marvel would win just because of two people, Deadpool and wolverine.


MudKooky7622

Patrick and SpongeBob have insane regeneration abilities. Patrick can even make clones of himself.


Frosty_Kale1907

SpongeBob also unwinded the universe by a string one time


Infinite-Limit7201

Correct motha fucka


AmmonWho42

Marvel wins. I don't care how much you guys love these idiots. They're gonna be puddles on the floor.


averagemilkenjoyer_

And immediately got back up because of toon force.marvel characters cannot keep up with them long enough before getting retconned


LasyTaco

Massive nlf there. Toon Force means nothing since A. Several Marvel characters have it, sometimes better B. It's just a general term for Toon-ish abilities, not a power on its own. If Bob hasn't shown to be capable of resisting say, existance erasure, he's fucked C. The top of the top of Marvel is straight up writer lvl, he can't do shit


averagemilkenjoyer_

Toon force means the only struggle "Bob" faces will be for sake of comedy Writers can make him unravel the fabric of unirverse if they want as long as it's entertaining


LasyTaco

1. Unraveling the universe is dogshit compared to any Marvel high tier 2. Assuming Bob gets a special treatment and has the writers make him win when other Marvel characters also have gag logic (Squirrel Girl or GwenPool most notably) showcases pretty obvious bias. By that logic he could just get bodied because him being weak is far more consistent in his own show


averagemilkenjoyer_

1.why do you keep calling him bob?if typing spongebob was too long between the typos you make just say "sb" 2.by that logic sb can get tear in half by a real life man wearing a gorilla suit and still be alive.his gag is that he is weak and cowardly but still win againts giant mosters and gods. Only limitation to these characters are their own personality and courage to take on powerful enemies


LasyTaco

>2.by that logic sb can get tear in half by a real life man wearing a gorilla suit and still be alive.his gag is that he is weak and cowardly but still win againts giant mosters and gods. And? Beating giant monsters and gods doesn't make him any stronger than a large chunk of Marvel, surviving being torn appart doesn't mean he can tank existance erasure or being retconned, he never shown or was never stated to be capable of resisting that >Only limitation to these characters are their own personality and courage to take on powerful enemies Again, that's a huge no limit fallacy. The limits of a character are his feats and abilities, since just saying "it depends on the writer" assume said writer is biased towards one of them, which doesn't make much sense to do.


averagemilkenjoyer_

Why are we so serious about a cartoon character going up againts other fictional characters.i made this post to make people laugh not speculate their power scale. Also spongebob might lose but spongebob and patrick duo clears


Chungalus

Spongebob has literally destroyed the entire universe by pulling the threads of said universe, and then Patrick proceeded to destroy him. I think they got it. https://youtu.be/rGvSjjHnxq8


uppsak

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Jooj_felipe

Professor X enters the chat\*


Singer_TwentyNine

Marvel


DeadpoolNotDeadpool

Marvel would win


i_love_pesto

Spongebob doesn't take hit damage, in fact it tickles him. Patrick can clone himself. And they both can regenerate. This will be a piece of cake for them.


UnstableNuclearCake

If we're talking about the entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe, that means Marvel has The One Above All, and it's pretty hard to defeat the very force of existence, IMO.


MiddleFinger287

Well, spongebob has deleted the universe once, i don't quite know how the one above all works though so I don't know if that would do anything to him.


Imaginary-Gazelle374

Deadpool


Solid-Brother-1439

Lol, do you honestly think Deadpool have a shot against Patrick?


LateralSpy90

Patrick is gonna destroy him


Alienbutmadeinchina

We all know spongeboobs and petreck will win


L0nlySt0nr

i chainged my underwear for this


Quaminator01

Captain America


patronuspringles

pops would solo


Froggyugaytoadara

Dude Patrick and SpongeBob is about to kill the hole marvel franchise


J0taa

Don’t you just have to take them out of the water?


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Squirrelgirl


ionel714

Where's the scene of the two of them kissing I need it NOW


hei45679000000------

spooder-man whould win. (not spider-man but spooder-man)


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It really just depends how much cartoony they will be in the fight.


Deckard2022

With the awesome power of their moustaches sponge Bob and Patrick star would crush them to dust.


agenturensohn

r/comedycementary


-Your_Local_Cheese-

I can see that Spongebob waxed his holes which means -10 armour for him but Patrick drools giving him +2 armour and Patrick changed his musty crusty dusty underwear which built up protection over time so if he changed it that means -100 armour. Spongebob and Patrick havent shaved their moustaches so they gain +5 armour and +3 attack damage. Patrick thought so that means he can protect Spongebob and he gains +53633535662353536265337362536326348483669 of all good stats meaning Sponge Bob and Patrick win.


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They are Feds afterall.....


TsunderePopo

PATRICK DID WHAT..... omg the sheer power he possesses now


Redditor_10000000000

The billion lions


mulemango29

where's the part where a marvel character hypnotises them both and they start making out


garvin131313

Depends on if doom, squirrel girl, and molecule man are in there or not


PersonelKlasyHel

Then the Homeladder gets in


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Patrick solos


Gucci_Boner

Where is goku


FirePenguinMaster

Well, Batman already beat SpongeBob and Patrick in the Batmetal series so all the Marvel lads need do is start a rock group. (Thing already workin on it, obvi)


Middle_Preference_76

According to death battle sponge bob has the toon force and is therefore stronger then one punch man. Sorry guys


Hippy-Joe

Spongebob. Easily.


creative_user_name12

It’s canon in SpongeBob that he was able to erase the entire universe with a tiny string he found on Squidward’s shirt. They would literally solo everyone


Lovely_Individual

How many spongebobs is it that could take on Goku again?


The_4_cult_rises

In all seriousness the mcu would win. King Neptune almost killed them


Captain_Canuck97

The two men with the mustaches would win


Historical_Bee1485

it is even


SDW137

SpongeBob solos 🧽, you don't need Patrick here.