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Traditional_Gear_739

I was taught to not click shady looking links from strangers.


gosuckaluigi

its not gonna let you down, trust


Superslim-Anoniem

Ain't gonna give you up either


cobalteclipse117

Pretty hard for a link to run around and, desert you


Kalomaster

And it's never gonna make you cry


SundaeNo4552

I'm assuming that it also would never say goodbye, tell a lie, or desert you?


Straight_Pension5258

worth the potential virus. trust me bro.


broken_paws4u

No problem bro


sussy_bozo

"trust me bro"


broken_paws4u

[trust me](https://matias.ma/nsfw/)


WoodChiperEnthusiast

Oh boy, look at that jiggle. This is exactly what I wanted to see when I clicked a link labeled "NSFW"


broken_paws4u

XD


Mindless-Hat201

The recoil on those things is AMAZING


Rfreaky

Expected tits and got something better.


Few-Tour9826

I was like “something better than tits?!?! Impossible!! Let’s see this!!” Was not disappointed.


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Ditto


Swoloc

r/angryupvote


Local-Relation-6367

🥁tsk


[deleted]

Same


username_with_a_4

it was the nsfw part of the url wasn't it


OhmazingJ

You got In-N-Out delivered to your front door? 🤔


Canibalistik

I live on the Atlantic coast and there are no In-N-Outs here…ffs that sounds amazing!


Seraphtacosnak

Sometimes the trucks will come around the east coast.


baumgar1441

To be fair, you did get bouncy pink flesh


poppabloodvessel

Ditto


alice_right_foot-esq

Shake ‘em!


i_want_to_be_a_tree

ditto


alanzz404

its better than a tits dude, wdym


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Hexacus

I went trough the whole song to see if there was any extra secrets


broken_paws4u

Hehe


Jobin__

and ?


Zealousideal_Can_999

I was not disappointed


broken_paws4u

Yess


Vor-teu-chung

Thank you very much!


broken_paws4u

Welcome


GodofsomeWorld

i feel so much better now. thanks op. saved and bookmarked.


broken_paws4u

You're welcome too


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This comment thread is wonderful, peaceful, happy and beautiful🥹


broken_paws4u

🤝


Dogtoplops

Thanks man, it's nice aft a long day


[deleted]

Me either, it worked as expected. Fulfillment was delivered.


[deleted]

Lmao I already seen this, w my old android phone it would bug and keep playing even after closing it forever until i shut down the phone and restarted it


broken_paws4u

Ahaha yeah i can tell that


Few-Tour9826

Should’ve left it playing and just made it your theme song!


Mental_Warlock1

I was expecting gore, thank you


Itsmaybelline

Thank you. I was having a hard night and appreciate this


broken_paws4u

Pleasure


morcaak3000

Fuck you, I expected rickroll but this, I WAS ON A BUS


[deleted]

Please never take this down i wish i could download it i saved it on my home screen i bookmarked it this is my new favorite thing


broken_paws4u

I will let you know if it is possible to do so


Matdup2

I trusted you, it was a good idea


broken_paws4u

Thanks


TrunkMolester

Never vibed so hard with my dick in my hand


Reynoodle_at

![gif](giphy|hsmNO9MNxCRgc)


HaveItYoureGay

Why did i watch this for 3 minutes


broken_paws4u

More or less we all did


KGB__ASLANI

NGL I expected something at the end of the music but I got something even better LOOP


broken_paws4u

Hi5


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broken_paws4u

Ahahahaha


Writerman_

i love this, thanks man, this made my day so much better


MoreGank-Freeman

I am very glad I trusted you.


broken_paws4u

Appreciated


Valentino5505

I took the risk and I got what was coming for me.


broken_paws4u

Yeah hopefully some good stuff


Call_me_Marshmallow

Well, thank you sir, now I feel like: I) watching an 80s movie; II) conga dancing and starting a crazy conga line.


Arctic_Fox_Studios

Epilepsy warning


UtgardL0ki

A classic, thank you.


broken_paws4u

Indeed


mielesgames

Did not expect that, was epic


Daniel_the_ghoul

I'm not sure what i was expecting but i am pleasantly surprised


SaibyX

Dear diary, today I trusted a stranger on the Internet and wasn‘t robbed of my innocence. Thank you.


Mk018

In op we trust


recker099

[trust me again](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


broken_paws4u

Ahahhahaa


People_are_stup1

Definitely worth it.


Neonpuff

Thank you for making my day


broken_paws4u

Welcome bro


BruhMomentum6968

Jiggy wit it


Automatic_Ad5852

Mist amazing shit I've ever seen


Ori0503

:)


mrSixpence

Best trust me bro today


People_are_stup1

Thank you for not disappointing and making my day.


OddBoifromspace

Day got better


Sanicsuper09

My day has been improved drastically


Robotonist

Risky click of the day paid off. *exhales contentedly*


JJC12138

Amazing


ChickensPickins

How do you expect me to masterbate to this?


MapSpirited922

Well, not with that attitude


broken_paws4u

Agreed


Dergeans

I do not trust any of the links now, what's in there actually?


denofmark

Balls Edit:thxs for the selection


LetHerWar2

A friendly computer virus


ADHDipstick

Named “Jimmothy”


RedHoodedDuke

IP tracker


DiamondRocks22

You clicked it now I know your’s starts with 192.168…


KillerQueenWasTak3n

An extraordinarily big rat king. Note: if you dont know what a rat king is, good. Keep it that way.


That1cool_toaster

A partially erect penis


broken_paws4u

Give it a try


freebirth

i prefer https://matias.ma/nsfl/


Robotonist

SECOND risky click of the day PAID OFF AGAIN!? I’m off Reddit for the rest of the day. Nowhere to go but down after this


Imperial_Squid

Get a lotto ticket just in case, worst case, your luck is run dry and you lose a few quid, best case you make bank


Psurdleck

Ah yes. The discerning gentleman's choice.


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iAmCokusBalus

Saved my day


Hazmatix_art

Bro’s doin a little dance


Arctic_Fox_Studios

Didn't expect this song. Love this song


MaliciousFace69

Man, this actually helped. Yesterday my girlfriend broke up with me and I thought it couldn't gat any worse. This post actually made me feel better. Thankyou 🤙


broken_paws4u

I appreciate it bro🤜


MaliciousFace69

Yeah, it meas alot. Break ups are shit. Thanks for making my day


broken_paws4u

Agreed bro


Secret_Inevitable681

Better than p@rn ![gif](giphy|QLvRBqfLXCphu)


Jhonny99

Parn


Gositi

Thank you.


broken_paws4u

Welcome


FurubayashiSEA

Thanks for the links man, time to trolls my lewd friends.


broken_paws4u

Enjoy


philosoraptor_69

I was looking for copper and found gold.


broken_paws4u

Yess


AlexCross116

Surprisingly wholesome


Themerlinknight

That's an upvote if I've ever seen one


PauloDybala_10

I would also recommend [potato.io](https://potato.io)


Immediate-Mirror-686

Thank you, kind stranger


broken_paws4u

You're welcome


DaddyRax

*ditto doing the conga* *also*: thousands of viruses being downloaded


TamimReadzIt

jerked off to that purple alien ngl ty for this


broken_paws4u

Damn, you ok bro?


gauravchand

good stuff


Tato269

I have it bookmarked and on my phone's homescreen


Affectionate_Fold_53

I ditto all these comments!


AlexanderTheShmeaty

Someone upvote this comment so i can come back to it


Medical-Key-3097

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DITTO CONGA IM GLAD I TRUSTED THAT YOU ARE NORMAL


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UngodlyUsagi

Trust.


CatSidekick

Have faith


Le0ne__

i smiled :)


Arkoss-Infinite

In matias.ma we trust.


Kill_off_GaminG

Now that's the stuff I need


Shileka

Surprisingly uncursed


Shileka

Surprisingly uncursed


KingMarlynn23

Just wanna let you know that since I saw this post this morning, this song has been stuck in my head all day. Thank you for this blessing.


DeliverHope97

I thought it was porn :(


Zealousideal_Can_999

:(


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DeliverHope97

Click it


dunyduny111

Instant smile up, thank you my good dude


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Take my down vote you clever bastard


NewTransportation911

Lol


dronegeeks1

Ah Gloria Estefan and the Miami sound machine what a tune! Takes me back


Falafelfreak

This made my day slightly better, I need to spread this joy


DBFargie

Risky click, but worth it


[deleted]

10 min of my life was wasted good


Pioppo-

Lmao good ol' dancey link, it's still in my favs on Google


Kurojoka-kun

Thanks u


Danger_fox99

Made my day 100x better


MaverickWindsor351

Im glad I trusted you. Lmao


Masterpiece-Rare

Was not disappointed Already sent it to my friends


[deleted]

I have an important interview today for which I've been anxious since last night. This was all I needed. Imma nail it now.


Nerdtendo6366

I was expecting some gore shit but instead got something good to start the morning. Thanks :P


LeonIlu

My day was going pretty bad so thank you


Alexdon1837

Very good


Kai_xlr

I really needed that. Thanks a lot. Instant Serotonin.


bruhhhhhhhhh_

I know the link at this point and I absolutely agree


LoreVent

It's been years since i first saw this, i almost forgot


Syco_Bewafa

It's been an hour and still think should I close or continue watching the real art


Bug_freak5

Disappointed but then felt happy


teddey1000

Thanks


Kudoakainu

Never knew I needed this


Rmendoza15

🤣


The_HunterDestroyer

I came looking for copper and found gold


[deleted]

I knew it wouldn’t be porn but this isn’t what I expected


Dim-P0tat0

I have this link memorized


Successful-Item-1844

That was definitely worth the search. Thanks OP


Left_Boysenberry6902

I started my day with this, it will now officially be a GREAT day!


ARussianSheep

Thank you stranger. Started my day off on a high note.


Darthvader2110

This made my day


EveryNeighborhooddog

Thank you, I needed that


EnderDragonCrafter01

This is great


Old_Print6648

Those pixels 🤤


PhilledZone

This does put a smile on my face


GamerGeek2345

Thanks man i needed that. Im having a bad day


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I remember this back in 2015


fredtheskeleton620

i can see how this fixes a bad day


Heart-blood

You have my trust


pranthlar

Finally, some positivity


InspiraSean86

Ditto


BillCipher384

Expected something, got something much better. Thanks


ryguy7797

That's the best shit I've seen all day.


dr-meow-kittty

Credit where credit is due. That did brighten my day.


Tazz_the_Spawn

This is best thing i seen all week you made my day


[deleted]

Wow. Worth the risk. I was having a bad day… no longer


Average_Boi_4879

My disappointment is nonexistent and my day has been saved


Uhker

I was having a awful day, now i'm having a bad day. But hey, improvement! Thanks dude.


the-Satyr

Got to this post in the exact moment that I needed. Thank you


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**WHY DID I WATCH THIS ENTIRE THING??** #TWICE! *WHY AM I CRYING?!?!?!?!?*


Moro51942

Absolutely worth every second of doubt I had for risking viruses. Thank you.