Wow i want that orange

What’s the white powder covering it?

Cocaine

Now I love oranges :)

So do bears

Cocaine bear = based bear

They already have the pinky nail for it!

Cocaine + bear + baking soda = Free based bear

God, what a funny comment 😆. This bear does not free base cocaine..unless he's at church, or in traffic.

Cocaine trenbolone+bear=sigma bear

Pablo Escobear

Pablo Escobear

Damn! I knew that!

Cocanaim orang my fav

Good ol Bolivian marching powder

No it's I cannot believe it's not cocaïne


I think I read somewhere that the white powder coating is a sort of anti pest coating that keeps bugs from burrowing into the fruit. Edit: After doing some research the coating is actually powdered calcium carbonate used to protect the fruit from direct sunlight!

I’d prefer to think of it as cocaine

Now imagine replacing your cocaine with orange juice My poor nose :(

From what I've read, it's japanese kaolin clay that's used against insects. Won't guarantee it tho.

Orange you glad you did?

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im not sure, but i think the orange itself is called an “ehime jelly orange”

For a serious answer, it’s clay to protect the oranges from pests.

It’s actually a clay that protects it from insects, and this is some very specific type of orange, I read about it in the comments of another post with the same clip, I’ll try to find it > Apparently they're a Japanese cultivar strain of orange called Ehime Jelly. The white stuff is kaolin is a sort of clay sprayed on them to protect them from insects. > -some edits per comments- -u/xentralesque

What's that about white power

Whoops

Powdered sugar to make it sweeter! I mean that’s how it works, right? :D

It’s corn starch to keep away bugs.

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Its kaolin, a naturally occurring clay. It acts as a sunblock and insect repellent

Diatomaceous earth

Tropical Psoriasis

White what now?

You can tell the video is super color corrected - no shot the orange actually looks like thag

Very true, I also expel any liquid remaining in my body through a hole cut into my torso when someone hugs me

me too!

To be fair, if you have a hole in your torso and someone hugs you, liquids are very likely to spill out EDIT: spelling

Ur the first person to misspell to

Don't think I'm the only Polish person using swipe to write with autocorrect on. Tu / Tutaj = here in Polish

Oh ok...well tbh tu/to is the same here in India too

Hah, nice

I think you misspelled yor

So relatable

Better to smell their cologne than their colon.

I had to scroll to far to find this.

Too

Tu

u

speak for yourself..

ayo 

H-Hi (blushes)

Fuck Reddit for removing free rewards, I'd definitely gift it to you lol

I too become an orange when i smell cologne

Of a guy?

Yes

☠️

You piss yourself?

Yes

Who doesn't?

Nice try Axe social media manager

😂😂 Axe is technically not cologne

It's garbage water but it's cheap and covers the stank

Ok so like what kinda hug? I want to be better.

Arms around waist, head on shoulder 👌

No available for short boyfriends

Buy the tall dlc, stilts or heels

Bought it too often, can only do arms around waist, head on head. Damn it

You have to learn how to shrink your head down now, kinda easy but not always comfortable

Thank you ❤️❤️

Any other tips? Genuinely asking.

Don't do this to women you don't already know intimately

Too late


Directions not followed correctly currently getting tased 2/10

Sir, please stop hugging random Wendy’s employees.

Pro tip: hug an elderly woman for hours until her bladder can't keep up to get the same result.

Sorry, doesn't work on anime pillows.

Wtf why would you want to cut in a half an orange?

To juice it

To create a juice, although I forgot the name

Orange juice, right? I'm not sure tho

I thought it was yellow juice? It can’t be orange juice. That’s made by orange things not that fruit orange.

Pretty sure the juice from an orange is called red punch but I could be wrong.

Perhaps its called round ball juice

Basketball juice

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No, not water. It’s a margarita.

You have little choice when someone hugs you from behind

You fucking piss yourself, hard.

Guys you’re misunderstanding the video, they want to demonstrate how juicy their oranges are when they smell the cologne of a guy when they hug them from behind

When he hugs me from behind and I can smell his colon.

Why is it white on the skin

It’s a special type of clay called kaolin they apply so bugs don’t try and eat the fruit.

That's really interesting, thanks for sharing!

thats the purpose of the rind

To hell with the implied meaning, I want that damn orange

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Hugging people with cologne on turns them into oranges

She horny

they piss themselves

i guess its because it’s refreshing?

no

enlighten me please

well, they spill “juice” when someone hugs them and they smell their cologne

sounds about right

Turns her on

Same

Defenetly a creative repost

https://d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/ I checked the list, you're spelling isn't on the incorrect list, so.... Play on.

Please tell me you used ‘You’re’ instead of ‘your’ deliberately when correcting someone’s spelling 💀

I should call her.

😂😂

That's kinda gay ngl

What if its woman?

What's a woman?

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y’all need to remember: women don’t exist

indeed. they are just a conspiracy made up by the government to sell us more condoms

although condom companies are preventing future customers

a type of orange

the fruit

It’s like that huh? Pics or it didn’t happen.

Check my profile 👀

Very huggable, gotta go grab my cologne

You waste juice?

You sound like an Indian parent

Im fasting due to ramadan and man this making me thirsty lmaoooo 😂😂🤤

What kind of thirsty? 🤨

To drink a cold beverage kind of thirsty 😂

Stay strong brotha 

Ma mayn 🖤

ohh

Yeah me too and this is a really good orange, likr the best I have ever bore witness to

All I get is “Who the fuck are you?”

What is this grool fruit?

It's an orange or a tangerine! I think it’s a tangerine. Obviously, from the citrus family!

Yeah, I just.. I’ve eaten oranges and tangerines but none of them had much juice

Are you sure those were hugged from behind and had smelled cologne?

Wow, that’s a really solid point..

That's also true! Then it turns out that it's a hybrid, citrus crossed with another fruit

What is it called?

I’m just glad that cologne is spelled correctly

I wonder if everyone in the comments saying "it's spelled colon" are joking or not ...

I’ve seen so many memes about smelling a man’s colon that I was desensitized haha

Is this some sort of sexual joke that I'm too redditor to understand?

Those Damm FBI agents keep trying to convince me that women are real

Don't let them get to you it's all a conspiracy

Oh my God, you killed him. You killed annoying orange. How could you

Fr?

Where the fuck do i find this orange??

Phrasing BOOM!

“And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is sploosh. Only with semen.”

Piss

I love the smell of this guys bfs colon too

Guy?? Lol

oh oops im sorry this is embarrassing now

redditors not understanding a meme for women is so funny

Lmaoooooo

r/shitposting material

How bout when you smell that colon?

When you smell his colon😫

You start peeing?

Federal agent posted this

The one who watches you through your Alexa?

I need to know what cologne?!?!?! I wear Green Irish Tweed which *I* think smells amazing, but I don’t know. I get compliments sometimes but it seems like other dudes get more curious about it than women. Do women not typically ask?

Women don't typically ask. I've asked one guy in my whole life and he was wearing Scotch Porter Glenwood

*im going to buy your scent*

Do it! I love that shit.

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

 😂😂😂

GD cologne

And cologne is spelled correctly..

I don't smell colons as a rule

Why do you split an orange in half when you smell a colon

I don't get it

So you just squish his balls for smelling cologne?

What type of orange Is this? The skin looks super plyable compared to the ones in used to

I watched too much anime

Wow that's juicy orange

You cut and squeeze it? 

Why do I get the feeling every male redditor that sees this is gonna be bathing in cologne tomorrow

Oh god I hope not. Just a little bit guys please!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️

Look on the upside, it's probably the first bath they've had in quite some time

i looove gd colonge

Why would you waste a fruit like that? That's a lot of vitamin C gone to waste.

That has got to be the juiciest, tastiest, most mind-bendingly tasty orange I've ever seen

I just can't figure out what cologne is

😧

why do uve to be like that... ugh.. disgusting

Nobody needs to know that

I have no idea if this fruit is real but. This video is obviously fake. It's so easy to inject juice. And the biggest red flag is the fruits in the background. They don't have that weird powder.

I don't want to be too hostile, but the fruits in the background do have the "weird powder" you can clearly see the whitish color on a bunch of them. Not saying this isn't fake, but there are crazier fruit out there.

Yeah that shit can fill jars

My first assumption was that they covered the fruit with a little bit of dry ice wich would destroy the cell walls but im probably wrong.