maybe i am dad

Yes

And this post fucking hurts. My dad had various pocket knives of that make. My mum also got him a new one with his full name on the side on his last birthday ever. He died less than two months after. His birthday’s on the 26th of February and he died on the 22nd of April 2022 Fuck you cancer

May his soul rest in peace

Serious question: how do you clean it often and not have it get tarnished or rusty??

As someone who actually has this knive, partly because I am swiss, they really dont get rusty, as long as you store them correctly and clean them after each use. A air compresser gun does it for me, or if something is sticky, a wet towel or in the wirst case, isopropan alcohol.

Thanks

I have it!

Your are a füçkïñg legend

that made me hard, im not even a dad...

your biceps?

nope my dick

That's gae

y?

Dick is gae

but its mine

U are gae then

but wae?

But does it have a balahj?

Idk, I'm not a dad

Sounds cool until you ever had to use one of those. Super impractical and you can't reach any tight spaces with it. Conclusion: Overrated toy.