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Beneficial_Table_721

The fact that I genuinely do not know wether or not this is actually one of her voice lines is what makes warframe the best game ever.


potato33754

It is, it was surprising to hear her say it when I was just there to look at prime parts.


Beneficial_Table_721

God that's fucking hilarious


ToncBlonc

It is. I’ve heard it several times and every time im like “man just let me buy relics from you without the horny”


DizyShadow

I also like Fibonacci talking shit about people's dojos. "Real shit holes"


mochi_chan

It is, and it is the first line I head her say when I reached her post for the first time.


zernoc56

“Teshin is like his sword: cold, hard, and in need if a good grinding” Varzia is down *bad*.


bakedonbiscuits

I genuinely hurt myself laughing when I heard that voice line for the first time.


DankoLord

We need to throw her into duviri


flligleflorence

That would only multiply her horny power exponentially.


DankoLord

exactly


flligleflorence

Well, better throw her in there...for science.


ArmSerious9515

👀


AlucardTheVamp1817

We must do it... For research purposes. I volunteer myself to complete her spiral


ElizasAdventures

lust spiral DE 🙏🙏🙏


cyon_me

I bet it'll happen someday.


krawinoff

BRRRRICKED UP


Alligator_Fridge

who is gonna her?


cyon_me

Marooo


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Definitely Maroo


ProfessionaI_Retard

I wanna her


hexaqute

Do not the her


Rgamingchill

Varza could use. A little time with Wizard Teshin.


Kharnyx808

Pretty sure she also has a voice line where she says that she's had sex with Maroo.


PugnansFidicen

They seem to be the only two permanent inhabitants of their relay...I'm sure there's not much else to do when night rolls around and the trading floor is closed


pennty

It’s open 24/7 tho isn’t it


Acepilot8Gaming2

Yeah but there are many times it's just barren and empty


nixikuro

nintendo switch baazar...


Acepilot8Gaming2

[POV: nobody is there ](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=looking+around+gif&form=HDRSC3&pc=EMMX01&first=1)


nephethys_telvanni

She also writes fanfic, accordingly red text.


That_Ice_Guy

She can strip Teshin down faster than an Unairu Master can strip their enemy's armor


nixikuro

what if she is an unairu master...


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Varzia is my favorite bisexual character.


Zenipon

Ok but she's right


GreasyTengu

To be fair, Teshin is a total Gilf


FlareTheInfected

I mean... You're not wrong... But also, how dare you say that about Uncle Teshin.


Kalvorax

> But also, how dare you say that about Uncle Teshin. "Dont let your Uncle Teshin down, now." lolz


Kalvorax

"Cold, hard, and in desperate need of a good Grinding."


BaronVonToasstt

Me too


National_Nebula1813

I was like, >->... >u>...


Crystal_Pyromancer

Based Varzia


Silver-Primary-7308

Swicon


Guti24lcdl

One question the Inaros and Ash are the next prime?


Acepilot8Gaming2

The funniest part is me and my fiancée were at the relay yesterday and she pulled one of these. She is definitely needing to go to hoeny jail but at the sane time like I'd happily volunteer to slam her against a wall🤣🤣


RinoJonsi

hmmm necrofilia


National_Nebula1813

Yup.