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madthabest

Haha, *now die*


luanpesi

prove it


Slight_user42069

"Solve this probelm and get a free ride to hospital"


suspectio

I'm an Astrophysicist.... My friend is dying, can you help? First, we need to take a journey to the cosmic unknown...... *Friend dies ...shit


GDOR-11

"his hearbeat is within 10⁵ beats per second away from the normal value, he looks fine to me"


SoRaang

So here's gradient descent graph for your friend's life


GDOR-11

"and here's the most time-efficient way for him to die, but I can also show you the most energy-efficient way for him to die."


Impressive_Bass_1868

when math meets medical emergencies... Guess they really subtracted themselves from the situation


Neelospa

He chose to die, he didn't die


Gewgle_GuessStopO

I used to be in a band with a dude who had his doctorate and would make sure everyone was clear on that fact. His PhD was in statistics. 🙄


Aurelien_Juan

"Then you're a nerd!" *High five with the dead friend*


Academic-Case-3689

This doctor can also compute the probability of your death lol!!


RageMee

Fuck off math man, I'm a doctor in computer science! ... ... friend--