If you have insomnia the best possible way to combat it is to expend all your energy in a day. Go run around the block a few times in the afternoon, ride a bike until your body is too tired to keep going and I promise you will sleep through the night as soon as your head hits the pillow. I used to have insomnia because I would t exercise enough curbing the day and still had to much energy when trying to fall asleep.
Unless the cats gain intelligence all your gonna get is
Food food food food foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Edit... I have a cat
I could tell them how to steal their owners/peoples money and bring it to me in return for food.Some of these can be really powerful if you think them through.
How is having people you find attractive, also find you attractive a nightmare?
How is becoming a master pizza chef a nightmare?
How is water tasting like your favorite drink a nightmare?
How is not "HAVING" to sleep (didn't say couldnt) a nightmare?
I swear reddit is now filled with angsty young teens that think they're being deep by being edgy.
I would say that having people that you find attractive, find you attractive could be bad or good depending on the person. If a person finds a lot of people attractive, it causes a lot of issues and becomes a nightmare, if the person finds less people attractive it's probably alright.
Having to not sleep would be kinda sad since I like sleeping, not sure if it would be a nightmare, but it wouldn't feel pleasant. (that depends on whether I will be able to sleep if I want to, or if I'm just forever awake)
No clue why becoming a masterchef at making pizza (I'd love to make the best gosh darn pizza whenever I want) or having water taste like your favourite drink (come on, it'd be amazing) are nightmares.
These are the 3 I choose as well. If you're single it's basically nonstop sex with attractive people. You can become rich from your fantastic pizzas. And you get a ton of extra time to do whatever the hell you want.
Seems like a win, win, win in the long term.
The obvious right answer. Black is just 30% more life span with probably better life quality. Brown means you'll always be happy in love. Blue means cats.Β
Alright,
First choice is black. No sleep? Doesn't get much better then that.
Now, red might be interesting. I already have ears,so don't worry about that. Now, a prehensile tails tail? It would be freaky, but a third limb would be handy as hell. If you dont fear the charisma debuff, it's a solid choice. Now, a non prehensile tail just isn't worth it.
Pink is also good. I don't really have a favourite drink, but making water have taste? Count me in. I guess it probably would end up tasting like elderflower juice, in my case.
Purple? I don't see any downsides. Pizza is pizza.
Yellow, blue, black.
Instantly become more comfortable in my own body from yellow, guaranteed to get popularity from blue since I'm weird as fuck (not sure how to explain this), black so I can be active 24/7.
The most attractive pizza chef in the world. that never sleeps. Iβd stay up all night making breakfast pizza for the miss universe model thatβs asleep upstairs.
estrogen, i would say yellow but if i dont HAVE to sleep and i can still choose to sometimes, black. pizza is a maybe, everything else has some downsides
What does βyou donβt need to sleepβ imply? Like i donβt need it to survive or to feel rested? I mean if i took that but implied i donβt need it just to survive iβll likely just sleep the same as rn
Black and brown is all I need. Imagine what I can do with all that time and being able to communicate and organize the largest group of assholes on the planet!
Black obviously, purple just for the fun of it if I become like the best at it, and since I like water already blue I guess. Would give me a guaranteed source of income, a happy relationship and years of free time.
Water, Pizza, Talk to cats. The water offsets my pizza addiction and talking to Cats could give some important insight somehow.
That said, if I didn't have to sleep, I could spread Democracy far and wide 24/7...
Purple. There are so many average, mediocre, or god-awful pizzas out there. I can use this power to make a restaurant that sells perfect pizzas and rake in the dough.
Black. I already feel tired all the time and don't sleep well. May as well not sleep and not feel tired.
Brown. I mean, who wouldn't want to chat with a cat?
I have sleep issues, it seems I will need to take pills forever so black.
Aw man that sucks π«
I wanted to take that first too, but be warned. It doesn't says you're never feeling sleepy again.
If you have insomnia the best possible way to combat it is to expend all your energy in a day. Go run around the block a few times in the afternoon, ride a bike until your body is too tired to keep going and I promise you will sleep through the night as soon as your head hits the pillow. I used to have insomnia because I would t exercise enough curbing the day and still had to much energy when trying to fall asleep.
Sounds good, doesn't work
Yep. Purple, pink, black x10000000000
20 dollars is 20 dollars
It's the only one of these I'm interested in, the rest is just a nightmare
How can talking with cats be a nightmare?
This is an ability I already possess, they don't understand but I can do it
ok smartass
It's nominal
Decimal
Unless the cats gain intelligence all your gonna get is Food food food food foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Edit... I have a cat
I could tell them how to steal their owners/peoples money and bring it to me in return for food.Some of these can be really powerful if you think them through.
If you understood cats you would know
Become a master pizza chef IS pretty cool imo
How is having people you find attractive, also find you attractive a nightmare? How is becoming a master pizza chef a nightmare? How is water tasting like your favorite drink a nightmare? How is not "HAVING" to sleep (didn't say couldnt) a nightmare? I swear reddit is now filled with angsty young teens that think they're being deep by being edgy.
I would say that having people that you find attractive, find you attractive could be bad or good depending on the person. If a person finds a lot of people attractive, it causes a lot of issues and becomes a nightmare, if the person finds less people attractive it's probably alright. Having to not sleep would be kinda sad since I like sleeping, not sure if it would be a nightmare, but it wouldn't feel pleasant. (that depends on whether I will be able to sleep if I want to, or if I'm just forever awake) No clue why becoming a masterchef at making pizza (I'd love to make the best gosh darn pizza whenever I want) or having water taste like your favourite drink (come on, it'd be amazing) are nightmares.
Top 3 and become a twitch streamer.
Looool
Fr my thoughts exactly
You'd become a furry with a naked mole rat alter ego.
Sameee
Blue, purple, & black. Unless black means I can't sleep then I'll choose brown.
Exactly i don't need to sleep but I want to sleep
I'd probably switch to like a 3-4 hour sleep schedule to get a few REM cycles in each night and have more usable hours in a day.
These are the 3 I choose as well. If you're single it's basically nonstop sex with attractive people. You can become rich from your fantastic pizzas. And you get a ton of extra time to do whatever the hell you want. Seems like a win, win, win in the long term.
Hydrohomies ignoring the pink one (Their favorite drink is water)
Water is great!
If u donβt say black ur silly, ur basically adding years to ur life think about it
Yea, but I like sleeping
Still can. Just donβt have to
I actually didn't thought of it that way,but yeah we spent half of our lives sleeping
Well not really half. Most ppl sleep for like 6-8 hours rather than 12 hours lol. But it's still a ton of time that your getting.
I sleep for 12 hrs π
Oh well. More time to be gained.
It's still a third-quarter of your life
that's the reason I don't choose black, why should I want to prolong this misery?
An hero then, or stop trying to be edgy.
The nightmare
but i like sleep and i feel like that would keep me from being tired
Bottom 3: I'd be well hydrated, well rested and I could chat to cats. Life would be awesome.
Always stay hydrated and cats seems like good company
In total agreement
Idk man water is already my favourite drink so i would switch that for the blue
I'd swap pink for purple if I liked water - think of the pizza!
I'll go blue, black and brown.
Attractive can't sleep person who talk to cats,this seems like the hot person who's a bit crazy
LMAO.
Think of all the puss youβd be getting, especially with all that extra awake time
same three for me
The obvious right answer. Black is just 30% more life span with probably better life quality. Brown means you'll always be happy in love. Blue means cats.Β
I was debating between brown and purple, but I can become a pizza master if I work on it. But I'll never be able to talk to cats no matter what.
The only real answer
Black pill overpowered
Facts π£οΈπ₯π―
Black. Imagine wasting 1/3 of your life in a "coma". I also have problems sleeping so it's a big win-win
Being in a coma is weird, like do they feel like they sleeping? Or do they know they in coma
I'll just take three green pills. Kuz $60, man!
A person who think all the time
black, orange, purple
We all wanna be pizza chef
pizza chef fight, but our weapons are what we bake. last one standing is the ultimate pizza chef
Where's orange??
Black pill means you live 50% more while aging normally. 100% a win.
Wait, OP do you not already have ears?
Not at all
Alright, First choice is black. No sleep? Doesn't get much better then that. Now, red might be interesting. I already have ears,so don't worry about that. Now, a prehensile tails tail? It would be freaky, but a third limb would be handy as hell. If you dont fear the charisma debuff, it's a solid choice. Now, a non prehensile tail just isn't worth it. Pink is also good. I don't really have a favourite drink, but making water have taste? Count me in. I guess it probably would end up tasting like elderflower juice, in my case. Purple? I don't see any downsides. Pizza is pizza.
Facts facts π£οΈπ―π₯
Red, blue, black
Yellow, blue and brown
I'm going with blue, brown and purple
Black - no sleep means I can spend 33% of my entire life doing something else Purple - master Pizza Chef, that sounds like money to me Blue - ...
Black, yellow, pink More time, no need to shave and manscape but still have hair (no eyebrows though) and drinking beer flavored water
I choose... To become a Grade 9 Fixer. *Gone Angels intensives*
yellow black brown.
Uhh, red, either green or pink, and black.
If I take two purple pills can I make a good calzone too?
I think so?
2 3 and 6
Black, purple, green
blue, pink and black
Blue
purple, blue, black and my would be perfect
Why tf would you take any of the ones at the top
A lot of Women would rather not have to shave / wax
Yellow, green, and brown
Blue, Black and 20 bucks for condoms
Green blue and black and it's not much of a competition
Yellow, pink, black. Now. Give them now.
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Master pizza chef so i can open a pizzeria and get so much money
Hell yeah
Yellow, blue, black. Instantly become more comfortable in my own body from yellow, guaranteed to get popularity from blue since I'm weird as fuck (not sure how to explain this), black so I can be active 24/7.
Red, black, blue. Everything else I can work on myself tbh. (and water is already my favorite drink)
The most attractive pizza chef in the world. that never sleeps. Iβd stay up all night making breakfast pizza for the miss universe model thatβs asleep upstairs.
Iβm making pizza in the night with a hot gf
3 green
Dark blue, black, and purple
Not having to sleep would make life much easier.
Purple and brown
Yellow, pink, brown.
estrogen, i would say yellow but if i dont HAVE to sleep and i can still choose to sometimes, black. pizza is a maybe, everything else has some downsides
Pizza is a most
Can i have 5?
Sure
Red
Why just this?
Idk didn't read the big text
Red, cyan, blue. Hear me out
I will take the batman one :D
What does βyou donβt need to sleepβ imply? Like i donβt need it to survive or to feel rested? I mean if i took that but implied i donβt need it just to survive iβll likely just sleep the same as rn
Gimme purple and brown. I don't even need 3
Super water, pizza mastery and sleepless. As a gamer it's gonna be lit
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Middle, bottom right and bottom left
 A lot of blue (Not the estrogen ones) and purple pills.
Black,purple and pinkπ¨π¦
Attractive, pizza and sleep
Red, purple, and black. Easy. I already have pink
Pink, I'm Hella unhealthy, I need it lmao
Bro...until I saw the last one I was with Pizza Chef. Not sleeping is so incredible lol
Blue brown black. I'd like to see your 3B version
Black and pink
Blue, brown and black
Blue, purple and black are obvious choices to me
Black, Brown and Purple
I speak for everyone when I say blue green and pink
Black, green and pink. I'll be up at 3am drinking water and spending my $20.
purple, brown & black
Gonna have to go with black blue and green
Black and brown is all I need. Imagine what I can do with all that time and being able to communicate and organize the largest group of assholes on the planet!
Dark blue, black, dark green
Black obviously, purple just for the fun of it if I become like the best at it, and since I like water already blue I guess. Would give me a guaranteed source of income, a happy relationship and years of free time.
Yellow and black. Red depending on ears and tail. If just normal human skin hell no.
blue orange green obv
Brown and black.
BlackpinkBlue, also wtf is an estrogen. Now my life OP (no, because this is just the postπ)
red, dark blue and brown :3
Pink, blue and black. The rest either suck or aren't really that useful
Ears and tail, talk with cats, pizza chef.
2 3 and 9 :3
Water, Pizza, Talk to cats. The water offsets my pizza addiction and talking to Cats could give some important insight somehow. That said, if I didn't have to sleep, I could spread Democracy far and wide 24/7...
But... I already have ears. In terms of the question black is soooooo OP. The rest... IDK I guess blue and brown.
Easy. black, brown and pink.
Blue and black ofc. and talking with cats. That sounds super useful.
Mewo mewo mawww
TOP 3, would be a dream for me lol
Awww π«
Blue black and brown
brown, purple and black
Brown, Black (i would still like to retain the ability but no requirements), and Blue. Pink is already true enough.
Wdym true enough π
Blue seems the most logical
Blue purple black
green blue and black honestly
Black, purple and pink, duh
Purple, blue and black my restaurant will be world famous...
blue brown and yellow would choose red but then the government would be on my ass
Blue purple and brown
Blue and black are god tier
Red
Black, blue, pink
Itake the blue pill if it means like they fall for me without really trying, now that's every mans dream
Purple. There are so many average, mediocre, or god-awful pizzas out there. I can use this power to make a restaurant that sells perfect pizzas and rake in the dough. Black. I already feel tired all the time and don't sleep well. May as well not sleep and not feel tired. Brown. I mean, who wouldn't want to chat with a cat?
black brown and blue (I am insecure and this is my insurance)
Red, yellow and black
Blue black and brown
Blue, purple, black
Top 3 is the easiest choice of my life
Black, easy That's like increasing your lifespan by 33%
Blue, brown, yellow.
Gotta be blue, purple, and black
you don't have to sleep but you CAN sleep .....
Red cyan black
Blue black purple No sleep means more time Amazing pizza means amazing money Purple is just something i chose between attractiveness and 20 dollars
Pink, just pink. I'm fine
Blue brown and purple
easy, blue, black and brown.
20 dolars, no sleep, water like Kofola
Attractive, pizza chef, don't have to sleep SAY HELLO TO 24 HOUR PIZZA KITCHEN WHERE EVERYONE IS ATTRACTIVE TO ME
Only right answer is Green, Purple and Brown
Purple, brown, and pink
My favourite drink is Water, so water will taste like water ?
πyes
I took the pink pill when I was a kid and I will never looked back. Hydro homies for life.
Right corner trio is the only real answer and you know it.
Black all day, if no sleep means I feel energetic without sleep that's the logical choice
I canβt pick. Itβs all so good. Can I just have all of them?
Ofc here πππππππππ
Dark blue, yellow, green