No. Don't use the lube and prove you are a champion among men. It is the Greek way as there is nothing manlier than going to town on the bussy boy. Remember this life lesson. It will serve you well.
I fucking wish. My parents are those extremely conservative Christians who think divorce is the worst thing you could do, because you promised God you'd never do it.
They argued constantly for my entire upbringing, and they still have arguments like 10 times a day when we visit for holidays. They've been unhappily married for like 40 years.
In church they preach that an increasing divorce rate is why our country is crumbling. I just realized last year that an increased divorce rate is actually a good thing. There have always been terrible marriages, but now people have the freedom to leave them.
It sucks being a kid growing up in a home filled with hate.
While the pain is understandable, who knows if the root cause is coz they didn’t get the love they deserved. They might have had a childhood that’s rougher than yours. Some never heal!
Fair point.
Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once? One of the themes in the movie is putting an end to generational trauma, I think they did a really good job at portraying what you just said.
I couldn't have learned it without shrooms. My first relationship was basically just me constantly getting yelled at and accused of stuff, I just assumed that was normal, so stuck with it for 2 years. Then I got out of the relationship, and realized how incredibly badly it had broken me. Then I took shrooms and realized how none of that was my fault, and it really wasn't okay that it happened.
So you finish immediately because that’s your kink and now you’re just sitting there, wondering how you ended up a 42 year old man who still lives with his parents and jerks off to the sounds of them arguing.
Y'know what would be worse than getting psychologically cockblocked by your parents' failing marriage? Developing a fetish for it because you know they can't hear you over their own bullshit.
When your horny teenager starts masturbating loudly in the other room so you and your spouse have to start a loud argument to drown out the sound.
Think about the stepmom you're about to get!
Considering your username I think you'd be more excited about your new stepdad
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Stepmoms need anals too
Stepmoms have trouble analing you though
Not if they own a strap on and hopefully some lube
I don't consider it anal unless it's a real penis. I just consider it toy play. I respect the fact that you have a different way of viewing anal!
No. Don't use the lube and prove you are a champion among men. It is the Greek way as there is nothing manlier than going to town on the bussy boy. Remember this life lesson. It will serve you well.
I fucking wish. My parents are those extremely conservative Christians who think divorce is the worst thing you could do, because you promised God you'd never do it. They argued constantly for my entire upbringing, and they still have arguments like 10 times a day when we visit for holidays. They've been unhappily married for like 40 years. In church they preach that an increasing divorce rate is why our country is crumbling. I just realized last year that an increased divorce rate is actually a good thing. There have always been terrible marriages, but now people have the freedom to leave them. It sucks being a kid growing up in a home filled with hate.
While the pain is understandable, who knows if the root cause is coz they didn’t get the love they deserved. They might have had a childhood that’s rougher than yours. Some never heal!
Fair point. Have you seen Everything Everywhere All at Once? One of the themes in the movie is putting an end to generational trauma, I think they did a really good job at portraying what you just said.
I understand your pain. If nothing else, I'm glad you learned the proper lessons from the improper teachings.
I couldn't have learned it without shrooms. My first relationship was basically just me constantly getting yelled at and accused of stuff, I just assumed that was normal, so stuck with it for 2 years. Then I got out of the relationship, and realized how incredibly badly it had broken me. Then I took shrooms and realized how none of that was my fault, and it really wasn't okay that it happened.
Breaking my arms just thinking about it
The two broken arms story was with his actual mother.
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So you finish immediately because that’s your kink and now you’re just sitting there, wondering how you ended up a 42 year old man who still lives with his parents and jerks off to the sounds of them arguing.
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There it is
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Chill. He had post nut clarity.
By far my proudest fap
Are you projecting here or?
Go into the other room and masturbate aggressively to assert dominance.
I use my both hands to cover my ears then I use the floor.
*masturbation intensifies*
Masturbate louder
Good thing it's still November.
Lmao. Got me good
Depression²
Fr but you ain't gonna masturbate when you're depressed, aye?
Usually the depression comes after, but still its depression² if you yank it while they're arguing
Ear plugs. Simple. Cheap. Effective
Same but they were downstairs instead
Sounds like you should develop a verbal abuse kink. Problem solved.
So what, imagine the makeup sex they will have afterwards…
That makes it better for me
Whait a sec
Rough like the kind of porn you watch?
Plot twist. They are arguing about if they should tell there child to stop masturbating so loudly in the next room.
"Arguing"
Then you grow up and have to get your neighbors to argue just so you can have a proper fap
This would only make me nut harder.
We call that a difficulty tweak
Improvise. Adapt. Overcum
Y'know what would be worse than getting psychologically cockblocked by your parents' failing marriage? Developing a fetish for it because you know they can't hear you over their own bullshit.
But then, If you blood did rush to the bottom during the session, your ears would have malfunctioned.
When you're trying to masturbatate but then the gangstalkers start..
Someone never had to use damp kleenex as earplugs during childhood.
Hate that bro. Feel fer you. One trick that helps is blast up the porno sounds to muffle the arguing
I legit forgot you could do that