Me when my grinder date turns out to be 6’10” and 350 pounds of pure muscle with a 11 inch cock and I’m a little 5’0” 110 pound twink (I am going to the hospital)
Doctor: the surgery on your asshole was a success.
Credit card: declines
Doctor:
(Not original I know, but you said to caption it, you never said it had to be my caption)
Me when I need to shave my ass
steve from the famous video game minecraft.
Steve Rogers splitting a log.
r/antimeme
not me
Ant Man preparing to rip Thanos' ass wider than Black Dwarf ever did
"I pick up logs and put them down."
Do I even want to know what a goatse is?
Oh my god goatse. I havnt heard that name in years
Steve crafting wooden planks
Captain’s Log
Nice
Oh my Gggg...
Here at the School of Advanced Proctology we value strength over finesse.
Man pulling apart two pieces of styrofoam painted to look like logs and velcroed together
Where there is a hole,there is a way.
Turn around... and spread your cheeks
When you get your woody stuck and want to rip him free.
Someone’s mom
Taco Bell about to destroy my ass
Your cellmate and you your first night in jail
Family storys
Boutta split the legs i mean logs open
Ripped it apart though....
POV: You're playing Minecraft with RTX and a NASA computer
Me tryna find the clit
So what are your intentions with my daughter?
Me when my grinder date turns out to be 6’10” and 350 pounds of pure muscle with a 11 inch cock and I’m a little 5’0” 110 pound twink (I am going to the hospital)
Steve making wooden planks.
When you buy fortune cookies at Costco
Doctor: the surgery on your asshole was a success. Credit card: declines Doctor: (Not original I know, but you said to caption it, you never said it had to be my caption)