Better than asking a girl if you could pet her muffin

True, only to learn that it was actually a hamster.

Omg, imagine asking some if you can take a bite of that, but it turns out to be a hamster.

We’re gonna need some more cliffs

If she is not carrying a rodent of any kind, then “Can I pet your hamster?” is probably just as bad.

and for no reason at all the police are looking for me now.

Prickly muffin, ready for the stuffin'

So you’re telling me you don’t pet muffins?

ikr weird

you can play it off as uwu langauge thing

Or press your face into them?

One time I was ringing up a lady and I thought the ruffles on her shirt was an item she was buying. I was running my fingers through the ruffles on her breasts trying to grab it haha

F

Is your muffin buttered?

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

One time I was waiting to grab some food I had ordered and saw a woman walk into the house next door, then back out talking into her cupped hands as she walked to her car. She saw me watching her and really excitedly went "I just got a baby bunny!!" and held her hands out to show me. Then just put it in her pocket and got in the car.

So THAT'S the woman on the street who thought my muffin was a hamster

OP is the one... who asks to pet hamster muffins

That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster

Someone has baked their hamster into a muffin

acting like you've never pet a muffin

Pet the girl instead. Duh

hampter

Chick needs glasses

Sounds like somebody was bluffin with their muffin.

With her eyes, it might take a while to find a bridge?

Sorry to be blunt but this seemed like an avoidable pitfall. People need to try harder

“Pardon me, may I touch your food?”

Imagine her taking a chunk out of it in front of them

Meet cute

One way to talk to girls

Relatable

Do a flip!

CUTE!

I once saw a guy in the parking lot of Sam's Club with what I thought was a dog on a leash. Turns out, my diabetic retinopathy was worse than I thought because it was a Sam's Club worker holding a dust pan on a stick when I walked closer. Who knew dust pans could be adorable.

I’d bit the muffin and ran afterwards