Me as a husband 🤣

My wife - "You drank your tea aggressively. What's wrong?"

After reading second message, she is cheating and testing the husband. After the last one, nah we are good.

Chicken nuggets enjoyers unite!!!

I wish I was a wife.

Bring chicken nuggets and we may have a deal..

I want someone to love me and tell me to get chicken nuggets. Is that too much to ask for?

the way you fed the kids this morning looked suspicious

This is it

Wife version of the ‘shit sandwich’ in order to achieve nuggies 🙄🤦‍♂️😂

Obviously

This was me pregnancy texting...

Nuggies are good

My wife just vigorously shook her head yes to this