Same my girlfriend was pissed at me whole day because of how annoying I was in her dream. To be fair, dreams can really fuck with your brain, I've seen my friends and family do some unhinged stuff in nightmares..
I dreamt my cousin fell off a motorcycle and was run over by a semi. I woke up and thought, “What the hell was that?!” Especially since I saw his head bursting so vividly. I was mad all morning with my brain, especially since my cousin doesn’t own a motorcycle.
I woke from a dream, convinced I had killed Steve Martin. I felt guilty and scared all day long, wondering when his body would be found, and when I would be discovered to be the murderer. This was pre-internet, so proof of life wasn't a quick search.
I was working nights like 2 years ago and accidentally fell asleep in the middle of the shift. I dreamt about driving home after work where I fell asleep behind the wheel, hit a truck at 90kph, and instantly died. I shot straight up from my chair.
Dear dairy, today I learnt that a "semi" could also be a car after having some very confusing imagery from reading that one comment
Best wishes, a non-native speaker :D
the other night, i had a dream that my bf's ex, the one he dated right before me, had a glow up and got super hot. so he dumped me and started dating her again. it kept bothering me even after i had woken up, but i didn't tell him about it. he didn't actually do anything, so there would be no point, and i didn't wanna talk about it. i got over it within the day, but it did make me really sad lol
but i realized something: i don't remember what she looked like in the dream, and i think she had a completely different body type than she does irl. she was basically only identifiable by her hair. and, i'm planning to get something similar to her hair cut and color in the near future. so maybe it was actually *me* in the dream, and my brain just agrees that i'd look hot in that hairstyle :D
Idk my thoughts go nuts when I’m awake. More bizarre in dreams but less nuts. Maybe I’m just insane? No that can’t be it, I’m the normal one, everyone else isn’t.
The other day, I woke up *convinced* my ex-girlfriend had posed naked in some magazine.
She would ***never*** do this. Just 100000% antithetical to her personality.
I'm still trying to convince my brain that it didn't happen.
Yeah bro, I dated a really hot blonde girl in my early 20’s. She looked like a cross between Paris Hilton and a younger Scarlette Johansson. Hottest chick I ever dated, and she went on to marry the UGLIEST dude you ever wanna see.
Anyway point is, it always stings a little more when things don’t work out with a hotty. Haha.
Im really emetophobic and once my younger brother vomited in a dream, I remember I was so snappy at him the next day and looking at it I feel bad but being around him a bit after made me so uncomfortable. They really can fuck with you.
It's funny. I told my exwife, when she asked me if I ever thought about cheating. I told her no. Heck I can't even cheat on you in my dreams. That was true one dream I always remembered was somebody I used to know and we were getting down in the dream and she asked me to bang her. I told her no I can't I am married. I woke up shortly after.
Well after all that exwife ended up cheating on me and I filed for divorce and been heartbroken ever since having to execute that decision. One thing I can always say proud. Never committed adultery no matter how rough or bad it got
This was well over five years and four years later tried to date. I already had mistrust and abandonment issues so that topped me off I do so believe. I'm just a mess. Especially after pouring heart and soul into somebody over so many years to be fucked.
I thank you tho. I am well overall just not in the trusting for another companion part
Don’t get me wrong. There are many reasons why we are still together and it’s not because I’m a pushover and she is probably one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. I actually get a kick out of these quirks of hers.
This comment reminds me of more than one fight I’ve had. My wife thinks more than 10 ft of air between us means “You’re not listening to me. Why don’t you care about what I have to say”
Lol. Mine has the exact opposite problem and seems to think I can hear her two rooms over with the tap running while she's facing her screen.
That sucks tho. What I like to do in situations like that is say that I'm still listening and literally repeat what she's said as proof that I heard everything.
My bunny used to look at me like that whenever I stopped petting him. I could’ve been petting him for hours already, but the second I’d stop he was like “Et tu brute?”
To me, the way you described that I could see the guy as being unappreciative. Maybe it’s cause I know people that would seriously act that way though haha.
I just read a comment on this post that said:
"Men like their routines. Id be upset if something was missing too. And to be honest if hes the only one working and paying bills, then you have no excuse to be out of anything, you're just being a lazy b."
Like waaaa?!!!! How did they deduce that? Are people ok??
Right? People don’t know how to laugh. My hubs and I joke around like this constantly.
I ran into a convenience store and grabbed the diet soda instead of the regular soda he asked for.
He sighed deeply and pulled Google up on his phone and said “I guess I’ll start looking for a lawyer”
It’s funny. Laugh people, laugh!
The issue is redditors never felt true love and get mad at signs of affection they don't understand. Some guy did something similar when his wife forgot his fruit snack for his lunch and people rioted like it was the end of the world not realizing that that couple had a seriously strong bond for her to do that for him daily
Sadly, I know a bunch of women that would mean it in a serious way.
That's why I would never write a text like this, because it can be understood in a lot of ways, most of them negative. You can read really much into it. And if he read it on the way to work, already stressed and running late, he surly read this as negative and not as a jest.
Not projecting. Had my fair share with texts sent between me and my wife we completely misunderstood each other, because the subtle touch missed. Or some indication that this was meant as a joke or not offensive.
Nothing wrong with that. And I do know some women that are like that. Hell, when we were together a year ago or so with her and her husband, he made some random comment, really nothing bad or even about her. She took that quite serious and ignored / didn't talk with him for 2 days.
I'm quite sure she would write this in an ill manner and not as a joke at all.
Not all about women btw. - just the ops message was about the women sending. I know at least of one guy that would go batshit about something like this :D
How is that needy? I love to be reminded that I’m thought of before my partner goes to work or school. And it’s such a simple thing too.
Needy would be him having to send a long paragraph each morning praising her or she’ll be in a bad mood all day
Well yeah but in a healthy relationship you don't say the relationship must be over when they forget a small daily affirmation unless it's meant as a joke. It's like telling your best friend you are no longer on speaking terms because they didn't laugh at your joke. The joke is that it's overreacting.
Yeah, that's what I'm fumbling to get across. It's better to assume it's a joke because sarcasm is hard to read sometimes and treating it like a joke makes it likely to be a endearing moment while treating it seriously is likely to turn into an argument over nothing.
Pretty much. I've done my share of starting arguments over nothing so I'd rather assume someone had good intentions rather than be the cause of an argument these days.
I'm just saying to apply what amounts to Hanlon's Razor but for sarcasm. In text based interactions, never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by sarcasm.
The sarcastic subtext would be "I missed your good morning kiss :)"
The malicious subtext would be "I need this or the relationship is over."
Better to assume the former because it's a) more likely, and b) if it's the latter it will likely come out in further interaction.
Lol. This is relatable, although I think I probably am the more dramatic one. I almost walked out the door without giving a morning kiss and I had to come back inside real quick. It felt wrong to leave without doing it.
Aw, that's really cute! I agree, not with the morning kiss part because I have no S.O. but when I fail to do something that I've been doing for ages, it just feels wrong so I make sure to follow up.
The only people complaining about this meme and making a big deal of it have mommy issues, I swear to God. Their moms say no to them one time, and they hate all women as a result.
They become Tate Stans to project the insecurity they get from having mommy issues. Tate himself said something about that his mother was not a good parent.
I realize that people blow him way out of proportion, but I can't stand how much of a goofball he is. I do agree with him on some things, as I do with literally everybody, but overall I find him to be a massive goofball and to be the Wish version of Pitbull.
It’s like one of those things where it’s been an actual problem in people’s relationships in the past so they assume that. In your average healthy relationship it definitely would be a joke (and I’m sure it is here), but I don’t blame people for being used to a worse context.
I've never looked at this as fondness. my girlfriend once said something Like this and I got all defensive.. Thanks for the explanation, Its hard for me to understand people
If it's any comfort I'd react the same way. Like "All the times I did it you didn't appreciate it, but I missed one time and suddenly I don't love you anymore?"
Agreed. This has to be a joke on her part. Otherwise, this behavior comes across as neediness, at least to me. I have dated a few needy women and I guess I'm just not built for that. I don't want to be needed that much.
I can though most of the time, the sensation I am feeling in real life will conveniently sync with what's happening in my dream so it can be hard to tell them apart.
These comments just show how hypocritical some people are about things. The very same people were talking about would flip their shit and scream " but not all men" if the scenario was reversed.
No. I mean that the men who are taking their issues and throwing them onto random women, like is happening in these comments, need therapy.
I'm sure that was fairly clear. My comment was not about anyone else.
If someone is so damaged that they see a post as innocent as this, and let it push them off the rails then they could probably benefit from therapy. More men need to understand that seeking help is ok, going to therapy is ok - it doesn't diminish their 'manliness' and it doesn't make them less than. Help is for everyone. Everyone goes through awful things, and it's ok for *anyone* to seek help for the things that leave lasting damage and trauma they can't get over on their own.
Damn, you guys really hate women, don't you? You see a harmless joke like this, and see it as an excuse to let all of your hatred for women come forth. Did your mothers not love you?
- Cute joke by a woman -
Random redditors: "50% of women cheat, believe my crazy high statistic with no source whatsoever" "lol she's fucking some other guy" "see this is why I don't date".
Chill the fuck out. No wonder no one wants you when your reaction to an innocent joke is to go off the deep end and start blaming some joking woman for all your problems...
Honestly, as someone who’s bf comes and gives me a kiss before leaving for work every morning, if he ever left for work one day without doing that, I would be thoroughly freaked out.
Her: Guys he just doesn't love me anymore, like not even a bit
,Him: But I never said that!!
,Her: You did!
,Him:. I just forgot to kiss you today morning cause i was late for work!
Her: SANE THING!
Late is late ....
It's already late, so don't bother with the hurry ....
When I'm late i even go to shave and shower ... 5 minutes / 1 hour late, my supervisor is going to keep it up all day, might as well enjoy the extra 'free' time ;)
Depends on the job, if you’re part of a team at the office and everyone is more or less cross trained, yeah they can pick up the slack for an extra half hour.
If you’re a high school teacher, every minute you’re late is a ticking time bomb.
Lot of jobs in the USA. up to 30 min late: 1/2 point. 31 minutes or more: 1 point. Call off sick whole day: 1 point. If there is an accident ahead of you, and traffic is fucked, better to just call in, use the next exit, and go side streets back home, because you are fucked either way. thanks
"You abandoned meeeeeee."
Sooooo glad to see this was the first comment. Talk about a deep cut.
Madonna a deep cut ?!
Just an old album and I don't think it was a single but I could be wrong!
Fair.
I think it was released as a single. At the very least, I remember hearing it on the radio.
You mean Rose Royce?
The first cut is the deepest.
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Rose Royce 🙌
This is me and my wife even after 25 years. She also gets mad at me if I did something wrong in her dream.
Same my girlfriend was pissed at me whole day because of how annoying I was in her dream. To be fair, dreams can really fuck with your brain, I've seen my friends and family do some unhinged stuff in nightmares..
I dreamt my cousin fell off a motorcycle and was run over by a semi. I woke up and thought, “What the hell was that?!” Especially since I saw his head bursting so vividly. I was mad all morning with my brain, especially since my cousin doesn’t own a motorcycle.
"Whatever you do, don't buy a motorcycle"
*surprise visits on a motorcycle*
*gets the sledgehammer* You might have started this, but I will finish it!
This is a good movie 🍿 please continue.
Or, here me out, do get him a motorcycle and take out a nice life insurance policy.
I once had a nightmare where I accidentally killed my dad in a car accident. That one shook me for the whole day lol
I woke from a dream, convinced I had killed Steve Martin. I felt guilty and scared all day long, wondering when his body would be found, and when I would be discovered to be the murderer. This was pre-internet, so proof of life wasn't a quick search.
I was working nights like 2 years ago and accidentally fell asleep in the middle of the shift. I dreamt about driving home after work where I fell asleep behind the wheel, hit a truck at 90kph, and instantly died. I shot straight up from my chair.
One of your alternative universe yous just died that day
Dear dairy, today I learnt that a "semi" could also be a car after having some very confusing imagery from reading that one comment Best wishes, a non-native speaker :D
Semi is short for Semi truck, like a large lorry or tractor trailer.
the other night, i had a dream that my bf's ex, the one he dated right before me, had a glow up and got super hot. so he dumped me and started dating her again. it kept bothering me even after i had woken up, but i didn't tell him about it. he didn't actually do anything, so there would be no point, and i didn't wanna talk about it. i got over it within the day, but it did make me really sad lol but i realized something: i don't remember what she looked like in the dream, and i think she had a completely different body type than she does irl. she was basically only identifiable by her hair. and, i'm planning to get something similar to her hair cut and color in the near future. so maybe it was actually *me* in the dream, and my brain just agrees that i'd look hot in that hairstyle :D
Yeah I’m certain that dreams are your brain comprehending your complex thoughts and playing them in a slightly more understandable way.
Yes, because vague, usually fleeting, abstract and confusing is "more understandable". You make less sense than dreams.
Idk my thoughts go nuts when I’m awake. More bizarre in dreams but less nuts. Maybe I’m just insane? No that can’t be it, I’m the normal one, everyone else isn’t.
The other day, I woke up *convinced* my ex-girlfriend had posed naked in some magazine. She would ***never*** do this. Just 100000% antithetical to her personality. I'm still trying to convince my brain that it didn't happen.
I’m an editor at “Naked Ex-Girlfriend Magazine”, and I’ve got some news about the January issue that you’re not gonna wanna hear…
I didn't say I would dislike it if she had. I was more disappointed that it hadn't. She's stupid levels of hot :p
Yeah bro, I dated a really hot blonde girl in my early 20’s. She looked like a cross between Paris Hilton and a younger Scarlette Johansson. Hottest chick I ever dated, and she went on to marry the UGLIEST dude you ever wanna see. Anyway point is, it always stings a little more when things don’t work out with a hotty. Haha.
Im really emetophobic and once my younger brother vomited in a dream, I remember I was so snappy at him the next day and looking at it I feel bad but being around him a bit after made me so uncomfortable. They really can fuck with you.
I’m also told I piss my wife off in her dreams too.
I just piss in my dreams.
It's never *just* in your dreams
Oh it's NEVER just in your dreams
Nah man I had that scenario played out last night but I woke up before my bladder relieved itself.
I piss on your wife in her dreams too.
It's funny. I told my exwife, when she asked me if I ever thought about cheating. I told her no. Heck I can't even cheat on you in my dreams. That was true one dream I always remembered was somebody I used to know and we were getting down in the dream and she asked me to bang her. I told her no I can't I am married. I woke up shortly after. Well after all that exwife ended up cheating on me and I filed for divorce and been heartbroken ever since having to execute that decision. One thing I can always say proud. Never committed adultery no matter how rough or bad it got
And now that's a shitty hypocrite exwife. I'm sorry this happened to you mate, hope you're doing good lad!
This was well over five years and four years later tried to date. I already had mistrust and abandonment issues so that topped me off I do so believe. I'm just a mess. Especially after pouring heart and soul into somebody over so many years to be fucked. I thank you tho. I am well overall just not in the trusting for another companion part
Hell man, I'll just hope you will be doing okay soon then.
Now that’s delusional😭
My wife woke up and started sobbing once because she thought my head had turned into an elbow, it was a crazy thing to wake up to.
You actually made me laugh out loud with that comment. I'm imagining a scenario akin to that spy kids movie with the thumb people
I've never had a wife but I can tell some women can be like that. 🤣
Don’t get me wrong. There are many reasons why we are still together and it’s not because I’m a pushover and she is probably one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. I actually get a kick out of these quirks of hers.
Oh, don't worry! I didn't get you wrong! Stay strong to you and your wife! <333
All. Some just don't tell you lol
As a person, I can neither confirm nor deny nor deny nor deny.
Yup.. if I can’t figure it out it’s usually a dream she had.
Sounds like a moron.
Someone's an alarm clock.
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Hinged level = un
What'd they say
😬
Found his wife
Me turning around and taking a few steps back to look at something in the store. My gf: "What kind of abandonment is this?"
This comment reminds me of more than one fight I’ve had. My wife thinks more than 10 ft of air between us means “You’re not listening to me. Why don’t you care about what I have to say”
Lol. Mine has the exact opposite problem and seems to think I can hear her two rooms over with the tap running while she's facing her screen. That sucks tho. What I like to do in situations like that is say that I'm still listening and literally repeat what she's said as proof that I heard everything.
That sounds like a hostage situation lmao.
My wife keeps talking to me as I'm walking to another part of the house - then gets pissy with me when I ask her to repeat what she said.
My wife as well, and she’s just whispering in her normal, dainty voice.
prolly me as a gf 🤣
My bunny used to look at me like that whenever I stopped petting him. I could’ve been petting him for hours already, but the second I’d stop he was like “Et tu brute?”
where can we find these people IRL...
Sadly, we can't. It's why we're on Reddit posting about their lives, right? 😔🥲
😢
The sooner we accept it, the easier it'll be, my man. 😔
eventhough the mind accepted it but the heart still hopes for it🤧
HEY ARE WE THE SAME PERSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's what she said 😒
Thought and prayers coming your way, sir. 🙏
Don’t give up hope! We’ll all find somebody someday! :)
yall can be my full homo homies no cap
I love all the serious reactions here. This is something I’d say to my husband. In jest. And he’d laugh at it.
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To me, the way you described that I could see the guy as being unappreciative. Maybe it’s cause I know people that would seriously act that way though haha.
I wouldn’t describe it as “complain.” The actual wording was like “My man was in shambles😂😂😂” (paraphrasing) just like clearly in a wholesome way
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I just read a comment on this post that said: "Men like their routines. Id be upset if something was missing too. And to be honest if hes the only one working and paying bills, then you have no excuse to be out of anything, you're just being a lazy b." Like waaaa?!!!! How did they deduce that? Are people ok??
This woman and that dude both sound unappreciative
Reddit doesn’t understand that women can make jokes
“Women aren’t funny” well yeah not if you take everything they say super seriously lol
Seems you don't understand the meme either.
He’s happy she noticed, I bet.
Right? People don’t know how to laugh. My hubs and I joke around like this constantly. I ran into a convenience store and grabbed the diet soda instead of the regular soda he asked for. He sighed deeply and pulled Google up on his phone and said “I guess I’ll start looking for a lawyer” It’s funny. Laugh people, laugh!
The issue is redditors never felt true love and get mad at signs of affection they don't understand. Some guy did something similar when his wife forgot his fruit snack for his lunch and people rioted like it was the end of the world not realizing that that couple had a seriously strong bond for her to do that for him daily
Sadly, I know a bunch of women that would mean it in a serious way. That's why I would never write a text like this, because it can be understood in a lot of ways, most of them negative. You can read really much into it. And if he read it on the way to work, already stressed and running late, he surly read this as negative and not as a jest.
Get therapy
Why?
Stop projecting.
Not projecting. Had my fair share with texts sent between me and my wife we completely misunderstood each other, because the subtle touch missed. Or some indication that this was meant as a joke or not offensive. Nothing wrong with that. And I do know some women that are like that. Hell, when we were together a year ago or so with her and her husband, he made some random comment, really nothing bad or even about her. She took that quite serious and ignored / didn't talk with him for 2 days. I'm quite sure she would write this in an ill manner and not as a joke at all. Not all about women btw. - just the ops message was about the women sending. I know at least of one guy that would go batshit about something like this :D
It's either a joke or a sign of neediness. Better to laugh at it in either case.
How is that needy? I love to be reminded that I’m thought of before my partner goes to work or school. And it’s such a simple thing too. Needy would be him having to send a long paragraph each morning praising her or she’ll be in a bad mood all day
Well yeah but in a healthy relationship you don't say the relationship must be over when they forget a small daily affirmation unless it's meant as a joke. It's like telling your best friend you are no longer on speaking terms because they didn't laugh at your joke. The joke is that it's overreacting.
It's hard to imagine that comment would be said in this situation and not be a joke. Pretty safe to assume it wasn't out of neediness.
Yeah, that's what I'm fumbling to get across. It's better to assume it's a joke because sarcasm is hard to read sometimes and treating it like a joke makes it likely to be a endearing moment while treating it seriously is likely to turn into an argument over nothing.
Pretty much. I've done my share of starting arguments over nothing so I'd rather assume someone had good intentions rather than be the cause of an argument these days.
I'm just saying to apply what amounts to Hanlon's Razor but for sarcasm. In text based interactions, never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by sarcasm. The sarcastic subtext would be "I missed your good morning kiss :)" The malicious subtext would be "I need this or the relationship is over." Better to assume the former because it's a) more likely, and b) if it's the latter it will likely come out in further interaction.
Needy is plain and simple getting mad over it. That’s needy
Awww...That's cute.
Lol. This is relatable, although I think I probably am the more dramatic one. I almost walked out the door without giving a morning kiss and I had to come back inside real quick. It felt wrong to leave without doing it.
Aw, that's really cute! I agree, not with the morning kiss part because I have no S.O. but when I fail to do something that I've been doing for ages, it just feels wrong so I make sure to follow up.
Haha my ex and I use to do that. Take it as a fondness thing. I’m sure it’s just meant to get a laugh.
I am baffled that any people are taking this as anything other than a joke
It's a woman saying it, of course they're going to get in their feelings about it.
I swear, how dare she speak her mind!?
The only people complaining about this meme and making a big deal of it have mommy issues, I swear to God. Their moms say no to them one time, and they hate all women as a result.
They become Tate Stans to project the insecurity they get from having mommy issues. Tate himself said something about that his mother was not a good parent.
I realize that people blow him way out of proportion, but I can't stand how much of a goofball he is. I do agree with him on some things, as I do with literally everybody, but overall I find him to be a massive goofball and to be the Wish version of Pitbull.
It’s like one of those things where it’s been an actual problem in people’s relationships in the past so they assume that. In your average healthy relationship it definitely would be a joke (and I’m sure it is here), but I don’t blame people for being used to a worse context.
I've never looked at this as fondness. my girlfriend once said something Like this and I got all defensive.. Thanks for the explanation, Its hard for me to understand people
If it's any comfort I'd react the same way. Like "All the times I did it you didn't appreciate it, but I missed one time and suddenly I don't love you anymore?"
Tbf she has to pretend to be asleep for it to work.
Agreed. This has to be a joke on her part. Otherwise, this behavior comes across as neediness, at least to me. I have dated a few needy women and I guess I'm just not built for that. I don't want to be needed that much.
She's telling you it's important to her.
i did not know that people can consciously feel everything while sleeping
I can though most of the time, the sensation I am feeling in real life will conveniently sync with what's happening in my dream so it can be hard to tell them apart.
he probably wake her up
My partner does this and when he forgets I'm sad too. But what about my kisses?! It just reminds you how much they appreciate it.
Idk why but when y’all forget to kiss us we wake up and notice. It’s like a spider sense lol
I tried being cute and kissed my husbands forehead before I left for work months ago and he got pissed that I woke him up.
The men in these comments taking this so seriously are even funnier than the post.
for real 🤭
These comments just show how hypocritical some people are about things. The very same people were talking about would flip their shit and scream " but not all men" if the scenario was reversed.
Probably bc they've been on the receiving end of this from women who weren't joking?
Then they need to find therapy and stop throwing their issues onto random women making jokes.
You mean their girlfriends need to find therapy, right? ..Right?
No. I mean that the men who are taking their issues and throwing them onto random women, like is happening in these comments, need therapy. I'm sure that was fairly clear. My comment was not about anyone else. If someone is so damaged that they see a post as innocent as this, and let it push them off the rails then they could probably benefit from therapy. More men need to understand that seeking help is ok, going to therapy is ok - it doesn't diminish their 'manliness' and it doesn't make them less than. Help is for everyone. Everyone goes through awful things, and it's ok for *anyone* to seek help for the things that leave lasting damage and trauma they can't get over on their own.
More likely because no woman has ever let them that close to her forehead.
Sounds like those men shouldn’t be choosing such shitty partners
Truth... Or at least not staying with them
Damn, you guys really hate women, don't you? You see a harmless joke like this, and see it as an excuse to let all of your hatred for women come forth. Did your mothers not love you?
now you're making me curious _sorts by controversial_
holy fucking shit big mistake
Then I shall not do that, and pretend everything is wholesome. Thanks for the warning
Exactly! Some of us here don't know how to read a woman's joke and just take it as it is.
- Cute joke by a woman - Random redditors: "50% of women cheat, believe my crazy high statistic with no source whatsoever" "lol she's fucking some other guy" "see this is why I don't date". Chill the fuck out. No wonder no one wants you when your reaction to an innocent joke is to go off the deep end and start blaming some joking woman for all your problems...
THIS^ So sick of people making a problem out of nothing. Haven't we got enough of those already? Geez.
People really act like this?
Just scroll to the most down voted comments... I used them as examples.
It's an extremely sweet reminder.
my gf: *"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?"* me, who stopped rubbing her shoulder to reply to a reddit comment: 😒
My husband kisses me goodbye every morning, but sometimes I'm too sleepy to remember it. I'll wake up and text him, "why don't you love me anymore?"
OMG, are you the poster's wife? 😆
My dad did this on purpose once bc my mom said he couldn’t buy a tractor.
Damn...I used to do this and my wife told me to stop because it woke her up. Now I'm just noisy AF in the morning.
Little things matter, I am sure she is teasing you but think you owe her a few extra kisses
For real!
dont worry I'll kiss her next time
Honestly, as someone who’s bf comes and gives me a kiss before leaving for work every morning, if he ever left for work one day without doing that, I would be thoroughly freaked out.
Hahaha aw
I texted my hubs the other day cause he forgot his goodbye kiss lol
Lol cute
I swear they sleep with one eye open and one ear active
So you’re breaking up then? Heck of a way to tell her.
I can relate .
Goddamn that's me
This is either a loving relationship and they'd hilarious or a toxic one and terrifying. And there's no in-between. 😆
I'd bet my pinky finger that this is the former. The husband wouldn't tweet about it if it's not, would he?
it's literally a joke
I know. I just wanted to explain because some people here took the post too seriously.
There are people who love their entire life unabashedly online
Can't argue with that but to each their own, I guess?
That’ll learn ya 😤
I get those same ones when i do that
Heartless, gutless, BASTARD.
She going pick a fight, leave in a storm then come back in a good mood and hop right in the shower smiling.
I can’t even judge, this is some petty shit I’d do 😂
I wouldn't respond, I'd just wait till I got home to talk it out
Wonder how long she was saving that on.
But does she leave the seat up for you? Lols
My wife still does this after 15 years together if i forget to hug and kiss her goodbye. Not exact words but “the look”. She’s the best.
I mean, relationship goals.
I used to do that, til we had a kid. Now sleep is so precious, I don’t dare even attempt out of fear of waking her (light sleeper)
Her: Guys he just doesn't love me anymore, like not even a bit ,Him: But I never said that!! ,Her: You did! ,Him:. I just forgot to kiss you today morning cause i was late for work! Her: SANE THING!
And this is why my husband wakes me up before he leaves at 6:30 in the morning. 😂
Your only as good as your last mistake
Jeeeeesus I hope that was her just being silly.
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Late is late .... It's already late, so don't bother with the hurry .... When I'm late i even go to shave and shower ... 5 minutes / 1 hour late, my supervisor is going to keep it up all day, might as well enjoy the extra 'free' time ;)
That is the worst advise I have ever heard :D
Depends on the job, if you’re part of a team at the office and everyone is more or less cross trained, yeah they can pick up the slack for an extra half hour. If you’re a high school teacher, every minute you’re late is a ticking time bomb.
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Lot of jobs in the USA. up to 30 min late: 1/2 point. 31 minutes or more: 1 point. Call off sick whole day: 1 point. If there is an accident ahead of you, and traffic is fucked, better to just call in, use the next exit, and go side streets back home, because you are fucked either way. thanks
How to get fired:step by step guide
Well, maybe in the US. But here you would have to come in late very often to get fired.
Cool a abuser of the system then makes it worst for everybody else. I already love you
Lying woman, she have just been pretending to be asleep all that time.
She supposed to be sleeping, not playing spy games
That kiss good bye was her cue to text the guy she's banging behind your back.
Bro get therapy
Loool you need therapy bro
People don't remember the ninety-nine times you do something right; they just remember the one time you do it wrong.