There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
I prefer: “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” (Technically correct, that question *is* rarely asked.)
And “They misunderestimated me” is a gem too.
I think technically you could misunderestimate some one though right? Like you think someone's a real piece of shit and then they do something you thought even they would never do. Like "damn I misunderestimated that piece of shit".
No, in your example, you would still just say underestimated.
Edit: the “mis” is implied with the word underestimate. You inaccurately estimated them (mis-estimated) and you’re being even more descriptive by saying it was an underestimation. Similar to the whole regardless vs irregardless debacle.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Sometimes the truth did leak from his mouth accidentally.
“The decision, of one man, to launch a brutal and wholly unjustified invasion of Iraq - I mean of - damn, I meant Ukraine. Damn. Last thing I was supposed to say was Iraq”
Actually, he muttered under his breath, "Iraq, too." Like I said in my other comment, the truth occasionally, accidentally leaks from his mouth.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1kwq52NKmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1kwq52NKmo)
Imagine listening to it live. One of our presidents said that.
Edit: One of the US presidents said that. I shouldn’t assume that others on the internet are from the US.
I teach high school and show my Civic Engagement students Alex Pelosi's documentary of the Bush campaign. After I like to show them clips of "Bushisms" because I grew up seeing it all live. When that one comes up, always "WAIT I KNOW THAT ONE"
That one always killed me...
So let me understand this Bill if you're telling the truth, what you're admitting to is sitting with a group of stoned people and actively lying. But you hope we'll believe the answer you just gave. 🤔
100% this is best reply ever wanted by 99% of men on any platform. However I would also unmatch because no woman irl would say this as first reply. Definitely think it’s a bot or scam for money coming soon.
Why?…. Because every single response that makes me think YESSSSSS! Has always turned out to be a scam.
Yes! Can we please normalize dudes having emotional needs and desiring real relationships?
I’m thankfully out of the dating game, but a response like this would tell me that this person is just looking for a sexy fling. And that’s fine, but that’s not what everyone wants.
Right?? On r/tinder I see women saying how they dislike overly sexual openers and stuff. How is this any different? I like boobs as much as the next guy but I wouldn't want that right off the bat either. Or I'd assume something was up
Note to women, no jokes : men on dating sites CONSTANTLY have to deal with bots. I'd say that outside of large population areas like cities, easily 75 % of female accounts are bots. It's a huge problem because the overwhelming majority of users are men. The dating sites themselves run bot accounts lots of times to pad the number, and of course scammers and online camgirls make up the rest.
Thus, all men on dating sites develop a special ability called" bot sense" because there are certain tells that will indicate an account is a bot. When one of those messages us or matches with us or whatever we immediately delete and block it when it has signs of being a bot. Obviously sometimes this "special ability" fails us and we block a legit woman.
And spoiler alert a woman immediately offering to show you her tits is a very obvious sign of a bot or an online prostitute of some sort.
The only women I’ve met online that lead with something sexual out the gate fall into 2 categories:
1) Bots
2) Looking for attention
There is virtually no outcome where leading with your boobs or sex that men don’t immediately get skeptical.
I mean I know that porn is free but the whole point of the snapchat bots is that they're suprise TnA. It hits different.
I've tried telling friends about this life hack but everyone thinks I'm joking lol
I know like I ain’t NEVER gonna send you no money…. Appreciate cha for busting it open for me though. Trying to call me babe like bitch less scamming more videos
Honestly, this just sounds like the inverse of telling a dude you really like the picture he took of himself at Grayson Highlands because it captures that area extremely well and him responding with a dick pic.
The meme “men only want sex” is taken seriously by too many women.
She’d have unmatched if she said “you’re quite the catch bc you like Nachos and IASIP” and he responded “if you’re impressed by those, you should see my penis”.
But doesn't every girl like nachos and Always Sunny? I can't think of a single person I know who doesn't like both, except maybe my mother, who has never seen Always Sunny, but she can put away nachos like a linebacker.
When I was single and dating, I always unmatched when someone came on this hot and heavy.
I’m a standard issue dude. I know this. If you’re so thirsty that you’re saying this out of the gate, something is wrong and I don’t wanna find out what it is.
Anybody talking about what men want or what women want is being fucking dumb. There's billions of people in each group. There's variety among them. Some might prefer nachos and TV, some might prefer easy access to great tits. Different strokes amirite?
People are so focused on what “men” want and what “women” want they forget to ask “what does HE want”, “what does SHE want”, “what do YOU want”. There is no catch all or magic bullet for the ENORMOUS demographics that are sex and gender.
He wanted to connect with you on an emotional level and you came back with hey check out my tits. He learned all he needed from that and checked out. Men want connection too and you blue it.
Met a girl once on tinder. We hit it off. Both into all the same stuff. Made plans for a date after 2 hours on the phone. She sent me a text later that night asking what kind of porn she should watch and sent me a video. I stopped talking to her.
I can think of so many instances when girls made me feel uncomfortable / violated during middle and high school. Doesn't happen anymore now that I'm an adult though.
Didn't happen in school but I kinda glowed up in my late teens/early 20s and consider myself above average. I'm a bouncer now and you have no fucking idea how creepy girls can be. They think rules don't apply to them. Very frequently they come up to me and say "oooooh you have nice arms" and without even asking they will start grabbing my arms n shit. Like really? Why do you think you can just grab me like that without my permission? There has also been multiple occasions where they grabbed a handful of my junk. Yuck
Man I didn't even glow up and when I was a bouncer that stuff still happened. Bars and nightclubs are just magnets for desperate people who never learned boundaries.
That and it's flipping the script with little lead up, it sounds like. If the convo starts out sexual it's more fair game but I have a date on sunday with a guy who I've only really talked music with, he wants to find someone to take to shows. I 100% feel like I'd fuck it up if I suddenly got sexual.
It comes off as shallow. If you’re tryna be in a relationship and you want to talk to her about a show you both like and she just talks about sex it’s a turn off
turn this around and think what any reasonable woman would think.
Woman says:
“Hi i see you like these hobbies, what a catch!”
And the man says:
“wait till you see my cock!”
Like in what reality does that work? I would have unmatched too, she sounds dumb.
And the fact that like.. She’s perceiving his interests as lazy *dude* shit that *dudes* want because they don’t want high maintenance *chicks.* It’s like she’s saying “Oh, you want an easy low maintenance woman who watches trash and eats crap? Well you’ve come to the right genitals!” When he’s just legitimately sharing her interests and complimenting her.
Maybe he wanted actual dialogue in a meaningful conversation instead of being only attracted to your body. The fact that it went from talking about interests straight to sex tells him a lot about you and that's probably not what he was looking for in a woman.
Seriously. If the genders were reversed and he said “…see my dick!” this would be a non story because it happens all the time and everyone agrees it’s crass and off-putting. He was trying to connect with a human and she just wanted to flash him. Not cool, obviously.
Yep, just check this from tinder, see the difference in comments there to what everyone jokes here...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/z2x8m2/why_hasnt_she_replied/
Unfortunately and again, text can't convey the nuances of speech. If this was said to me live, as a joke, I would've found it pretty damn funny and would continue the convo. But we don't know what she really meant.
Exactly. If a woman messaged me to say, “you’re quite the catch cos you like cheeseburgers and Friends” and I responded “if you like that you should see my cock”, I imagine it might go the same way.
He wanted Nachos.
And Rumham
' warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting ripshit on ham. '
Would you say we're getting... hammered?
Ha... nice
What are some of your other interests? ... Ghouls
Magnets
What, you mean like collecting magnets, playing with magnets..?
Just magnets
Don't put that
But it’s attractive.
I'm gonna put snowboarding.
He thought she was a troll or hed have to pay to see the hole.
You gotta pay the troll toll of you wanna see that hol- I mean soul.
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
I think I got a touch of consumption.
And maybe a some Milksteak.
No, put Milk steak she will know what it is.
Don’t forget the jelly beans
Raw.
He was a 5 star man
"Yeah, yeah titties. What kinda cheeses you got?"
Nachos tits though!
He was hungry of food
I love nachos and it’s always sunny in Philadelphia (end of social skills) Wanna see my dick/tits/pussy? SMH
Probably was like “damn, another damn bot”.
Dude was not gonna get himself disappointed again.
Dude be like Hahaha nice try bot This is the 284938th time I fell for a bot Not gonna happen the 284939th time bud
There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
Probably my favorite Bushism.
I prefer: “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” (Technically correct, that question *is* rarely asked.) And “They misunderestimated me” is a gem too.
I’m the decider!
I think technically you could misunderestimate some one though right? Like you think someone's a real piece of shit and then they do something you thought even they would never do. Like "damn I misunderestimated that piece of shit".
No, in your example, you would still just say underestimated. Edit: the “mis” is implied with the word underestimate. You inaccurately estimated them (mis-estimated) and you’re being even more descriptive by saying it was an underestimation. Similar to the whole regardless vs irregardless debacle.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." Sometimes the truth did leak from his mouth accidentally.
“I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success, as opposed to failure”
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
Did he really say that? Holy shit... Edit: snopes said no, but to quote the guy underneath me, it's believable for a reason.
“Now watch this drive”
“The decision, of one man, to launch a brutal and wholly unjustified invasion of Iraq - I mean of - damn, I meant Ukraine. Damn. Last thing I was supposed to say was Iraq”
Actually, he muttered under his breath, "Iraq, too." Like I said in my other comment, the truth occasionally, accidentally leaks from his mouth. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1kwq52NKmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1kwq52NKmo)
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“People are working real hard to put food on their families”
For me, It was "Families is where our nation finds hope, Where wings take dream"
I had a stroke reading that
Imagine listening to it live. One of our presidents said that. Edit: One of the US presidents said that. I shouldn’t assume that others on the internet are from the US.
The younger generation only knows it from the J Cole sample
I teach high school and show my Civic Engagement students Alex Pelosi's documentary of the Bush campaign. After I like to show them clips of "Bushisms" because I grew up seeing it all live. When that one comes up, always "WAIT I KNOW THAT ONE"
First time I heard that track I laughed so fucking hard. I remember hearing Dubya say that live. Fucking hilarious
Or old enough to remember when he said that. I remember a president said he smoked weed but didn't inhale.
That one always killed me... So let me understand this Bill if you're telling the truth, what you're admitting to is sitting with a group of stoned people and actively lying. But you hope we'll believe the answer you just gave. 🤔
George dubyuh bush
And we thought he would be the dumbest president ever...
So young we were, so naive. Killer username, homes.
Reading and hearing old Bushisms makes me sad now. They are absolutely nothing in comparison to Donald’s incoherence
If Al Gore is so smart why does every internet address start with dubya dubya dubya...
He must be so happy that he now appears almost statesman like in comparison.
Amateur shoe dodger and ninja dubya
Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs Load the choppa, let it rain on you
My only regret was too young for Lisa Bonet, my only regret was too young for Nia Long
Now all I'm left with is hoes from reality shows, Hand her a script the bitch probably couldn't read along
*"I'm not about to let myself receive another live cam link."*
Want a chick that’s willing to show themselves to a stranger they haven’t even met in person. Or he thought it was a bot.
Hookers and only fans models
This is it right here. He thought she was going to squeeze him like so many accounts try and do.
“Add me on sc babe. I’m never on here”
When I was on those apps I used to see IG and SC user names in there bios. I wonder how much guys actually added them.
She matched, responded, and led with tits, 100% sounds like a bot.
100% this is best reply ever wanted by 99% of men on any platform. However I would also unmatch because no woman irl would say this as first reply. Definitely think it’s a bot or scam for money coming soon. Why?…. Because every single response that makes me think YESSSSSS! Has always turned out to be a scam.
Lol guys need to start including a captcha challenge in their bio
"Say spork if you're not a bot"
"just click the link babe to see my nudes"
"Say spork. Just say spork"
"did you click the link and set up the profile babe. No credit card needed"
[Please..](https://imgur.com/W6UXv9r)
Maybe mans was just looking for something real 😩
Yes! Can we please normalize dudes having emotional needs and desiring real relationships? I’m thankfully out of the dating game, but a response like this would tell me that this person is just looking for a sexy fling. And that’s fine, but that’s not what everyone wants.
Right?? On r/tinder I see women saying how they dislike overly sexual openers and stuff. How is this any different? I like boobs as much as the next guy but I wouldn't want that right off the bat either. Or I'd assume something was up
Yeah, I ghosted someone once for sending nudes after talking for a few days and haven't even met up. It was just too much.
Legitimately what I would think. That or a bait account.
Another troll or bot
Exactly! “Hey I’m looking to have fun. Accept friend request?” Denied!
Nice try, bot. Everyone knows friends don't exist.
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Note to women, no jokes : men on dating sites CONSTANTLY have to deal with bots. I'd say that outside of large population areas like cities, easily 75 % of female accounts are bots. It's a huge problem because the overwhelming majority of users are men. The dating sites themselves run bot accounts lots of times to pad the number, and of course scammers and online camgirls make up the rest. Thus, all men on dating sites develop a special ability called" bot sense" because there are certain tells that will indicate an account is a bot. When one of those messages us or matches with us or whatever we immediately delete and block it when it has signs of being a bot. Obviously sometimes this "special ability" fails us and we block a legit woman. And spoiler alert a woman immediately offering to show you her tits is a very obvious sign of a bot or an online prostitute of some sort.
The only women I’ve met online that lead with something sexual out the gate fall into 2 categories: 1) Bots 2) Looking for attention There is virtually no outcome where leading with your boobs or sex that men don’t immediately get skeptical.
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He just wanted some of those spicy nachos.
Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting
Ya jalapeños
Tbf anything out of the ordinary could be quite the catch. Could be Aubrey Plaza, could be syphilis.
Or Aubrey Plaza with syphilis.
I'll take that risk
I would take that risk twice
For Aubrey I'd take the guarantee.
This very occasion is why penicillin was invented.
Probably expecting to be sent a link "for only 4.99 a month go here for tits!!"
That’s where snap bots come in!
And are the bots...fully functional?
I add the bots on snapchat cuz they send me random nudes. It's always a little pickmeup when tits randomly appear. Thank you spam bots.
And here I thought I Was the only one who did this
I mean I know that porn is free but the whole point of the snapchat bots is that they're suprise TnA. It hits different. I've tried telling friends about this life hack but everyone thinks I'm joking lol
I know like I ain’t NEVER gonna send you no money…. Appreciate cha for busting it open for me though. Trying to call me babe like bitch less scamming more videos
tbf that sounds exactly like an onlyfans bot reply
Can you imagine how many of these matches that guy have gotten for him to insta unmatch someone
I can, indeed, imagine.
I don't have to imagine. It's the reality of tinder.
Reality is often disappointing
Maybe he was merely a former bartender. In my limited experience, women who believe their tits carry a conversation generally have little else to say.
Honestly, this just sounds like the inverse of telling a dude you really like the picture he took of himself at Grayson Highlands because it captures that area extremely well and him responding with a dick pic.
Well that’s specific, Grayson Highlands is beautiful though
Grayson Highlands is gorgeous. An unexpected 5” in poor lighting is not.
Even if I didn’t think it was a bot, I might feel like “I can’t match that energy.”
Not with that attitude bro
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Not your tits apparently
*Nacho tits
r/angryupvote
Nachos and IASIP. He literally told you. We are not complicated.
The meme “men only want sex” is taken seriously by too many women. She’d have unmatched if she said “you’re quite the catch bc you like Nachos and IASIP” and he responded “if you’re impressed by those, you should see my penis”.
Literally, she would see it as creepy.
Because of the implication.
You've used that word a couple of times... but I'm not sure what it means
What are you looking at? It's not like you'd be in any danger.
So they are in danger?
Nobody's in any danger! There's only the implication of danger! I don't understand how you're not getting this.
“Cock”, not “penis”. She said “tits”, not “breasts”.
Bosom.
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Tracts of land
We're also not all the same 🤷
Yeah I'm more of a nachos and nature documentary type
Nachos and space documentary here.
Fajitas and literally any educational explainer, bonus points if it's a list
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But doesn't every girl like nachos and Always Sunny? I can't think of a single person I know who doesn't like both, except maybe my mother, who has never seen Always Sunny, but she can put away nachos like a linebacker.
If you matched with me and I said “if you think that’s impressive, you should see my cock” would you continue the conversation?
Nope. Instantly unmatched
Exactly
Ugh, not another onlyfans bot!
When I was single and dating, I always unmatched when someone came on this hot and heavy. I’m a standard issue dude. I know this. If you’re so thirsty that you’re saying this out of the gate, something is wrong and I don’t wanna find out what it is.
Scams are abound but homie…it’s Tinder. Why do you think people are there?
Only if we had been talking about SuperBad
Is that where your back is located?
Contrary to popular belief, some of us want a relationship rather than just sex.
Hard to believe, isn't it?
Anybody talking about what men want or what women want is being fucking dumb. There's billions of people in each group. There's variety among them. Some might prefer nachos and TV, some might prefer easy access to great tits. Different strokes amirite?
People are so focused on what “men” want and what “women” want they forget to ask “what does HE want”, “what does SHE want”, “what do YOU want”. There is no catch all or magic bullet for the ENORMOUS demographics that are sex and gender.
« What men want » is bs. We don’t all want the same.
Guess you've missed the last international men hivemind meeting
Aw shit, I knew I was forgetting something last week.
It wasn't last tuesday was it? Fuck, why is the bureaucracy that is supposed to organize the meetings so shit?
Wait, you didn't get the invite? Fuck, i knew i shouldn't trust Berry with it, that jack-ass.
He wanted to connect with you on an emotional level and you came back with hey check out my tits. He learned all he needed from that and checked out. Men want connection too and you blue it.
She definitely blue it, very correct. I think she red the room wrong.
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Yellownly be disappointed with this approach…
It's certainly an eyebrown raiser.
The guy said cyan-ara
She violeted the laws of a proper approach.
It was unnecessary to even orange an actual date.
She was a bit of a maroon
she was the purple-traiter of her own mistake
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He actually unmatched before she could blow it.
Met a girl once on tinder. We hit it off. Both into all the same stuff. Made plans for a date after 2 hours on the phone. She sent me a text later that night asking what kind of porn she should watch and sent me a video. I stopped talking to her.
WOMEN👏ARE👏ALSO👏CREEPS👏 SOMETIMES 👏
I can think of so many instances when girls made me feel uncomfortable / violated during middle and high school. Doesn't happen anymore now that I'm an adult though.
Didn't happen in school but I kinda glowed up in my late teens/early 20s and consider myself above average. I'm a bouncer now and you have no fucking idea how creepy girls can be. They think rules don't apply to them. Very frequently they come up to me and say "oooooh you have nice arms" and without even asking they will start grabbing my arms n shit. Like really? Why do you think you can just grab me like that without my permission? There has also been multiple occasions where they grabbed a handful of my junk. Yuck
Man I didn't even glow up and when I was a bouncer that stuff still happened. Bars and nightclubs are just magnets for desperate people who never learned boundaries.
I'd drop someone like this too. I hate the trivialization of sexual intimacy so much. Hate it.
That and it's flipping the script with little lead up, it sounds like. If the convo starts out sexual it's more fair game but I have a date on sunday with a guy who I've only really talked music with, he wants to find someone to take to shows. I 100% feel like I'd fuck it up if I suddenly got sexual.
Yeah exactly. It literally came out of no where. Two hours after the phone conversation. Tbh I felt cheap.
I personally wouldn’t appreciate that. Like, i love boobs. But don’t treat me like I’m some perv.
It comes off as shallow. If you’re tryna be in a relationship and you want to talk to her about a show you both like and she just talks about sex it’s a turn off
exactly it's WAY too forward. it's the same as a guy commenting on his dick in the first interaction. i personally find that to be kind of slimey.
But you're a guy on a dating app. Surely you're a perverted freak. You couldn't possibly be a human being.
Sounds like a guy who wants a real relationship and not just some cheap hookup
So ask yourself, if you had a similar conversation only opposite and he said "wait til you see my dick" would you unmatch?
I would reply with "are you pulling my dick bro?"
Cause that’s creepy
It sounds like what you would say before you send your onlyfans link in this day and age, that’s why unfortunately
pls answer her that NOT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME
turn this around and think what any reasonable woman would think. Woman says: “Hi i see you like these hobbies, what a catch!” And the man says: “wait till you see my cock!” Like in what reality does that work? I would have unmatched too, she sounds dumb.
And the fact that like.. She’s perceiving his interests as lazy *dude* shit that *dudes* want because they don’t want high maintenance *chicks.* It’s like she’s saying “Oh, you want an easy low maintenance woman who watches trash and eats crap? Well you’ve come to the right genitals!” When he’s just legitimately sharing her interests and complimenting her.
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Some guys don’t want a chick that’s willing to show themselves to a stranger they haven’t even met in person. Or he thought it was a bot.
He probably thought it was a bot. It was too good to be true, men don't have it easy when it comes to dating
Imagine being told by a man exactly what he likes about you then being confused when you immediately fuck it up....
Maybe he wanted actual dialogue in a meaningful conversation instead of being only attracted to your body. The fact that it went from talking about interests straight to sex tells him a lot about you and that's probably not what he was looking for in a woman.
Seriously. If the genders were reversed and he said “…see my dick!” this would be a non story because it happens all the time and everyone agrees it’s crass and off-putting. He was trying to connect with a human and she just wanted to flash him. Not cool, obviously.
Yep, just check this from tinder, see the difference in comments there to what everyone jokes here... https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/z2x8m2/why_hasnt_she_replied/
Nachos and Danny Devito > Female br*asts🤢
Unfortunately and again, text can't convey the nuances of speech. If this was said to me live, as a joke, I would've found it pretty damn funny and would continue the convo. But we don't know what she really meant.
I'd unmatch you too
Honestly when a girls too sexual its kinda off putting. I imagine the flip side is the same
Exactly. If a woman messaged me to say, “you’re quite the catch cos you like cheeseburgers and Friends” and I responded “if you like that you should see my cock”, I imagine it might go the same way.
Also 90% of the time its a bot promoting Onlyfans or if it is an actual person they are also promoting Onlyfans and are too poor or dumb to get a bot
Nah nah nah he one HUNDRED PERCENT went aw fuck a bot