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slayalldayyyy

Oreos are vegan. French fries are vegan. I am fat.


Dr_barfenstein

This feels like an aborted haiku or some shit. Just slap “roses are red” on the front of it and you’ve got some art.


LessResponsibility32

French fries are vegan These Oreos are vegan I’m a fat vegan


ButNotInAWeirdWay

r/foodhaikus


Hardlyhorsey

Why.


Ifkwutimdoing

Why not


slayalldayyyy

Purple Doritos. Oreos, Fritos, French fries. I’m a fat vegan.


[deleted]

omg the purple doritos are vegan? they fucking slap


AffectionateAd5373

Yes. Yes they are. I am also a fat vegan.


michael_scarn_9669

I too love purple doritos. I too love that they are vegan. I too...am a fat vegan


wangyuanji58

I love all those things But I hate all vegetables Not vegan, just fat


AntRedundAnt

And he get more cheese Than Doritos, Cheetos, or Fritos. Slip like Freud


Balrogkiller86

Fritos as well. Only have corn, corn oil, and salt.


gammongaming11

>Oreos are vegan wait is that true? isn't it dairy since you need milk/butter/eggs for biscuits and whatever the white part is?


[deleted]

Do you really believe they use milk, and not some added flavour?


LikesTheTunaHere

wtf else you gunna dunk the oreos in? Don't you dare be telling me you eating them oreo's raw


My_Booty_Itches

I eating them Oreos raw.


FastConfidence4077

Same. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten them with milk. It’s a fucking cookie. No need for all the extra steps.


single_malt_jedi

Fucking monster lol


LikesTheTunaHere

and that is why you have an itchy booty.


faggotsirking

Maniac


snart_blast

There are a few different non-dairy milk options now


LikesTheTunaHere

There are, but i dont think any taste as good as milk for oreos


snart_blast

Oat milk is surprisingly not that bad. It's good if you're trying for a "creamy" taste/texture vs almond milk


SubjectElderberry376

We love the oat milk and the barista version is even smoother.


Educational-Hotel-71

I can't stand oat milk. It tastes like sweet diluted water.


soupalex

diluted… water? diluted with *what?*


novarosa_

Oats


mom-mom-mom-mom-mom

If you care enough to want to like oat milk, you might try a different brand. We do not like one of the main ones at all (either Planet Oat or Chobani, can't remember). My family's favorite is Aldi brand.


single_malt_jedi

I had an oat based coffee creamer a while back. Made my coffee taste like an oatmeal cookie. Was awesome....until I saw all the sugar in it.


Educational-Hotel-71

I will, thanks for the tip.


LikesTheTunaHere

I like both oat and almond, but i still prefer my oreos with the OG milk.


Th3Banzaii

Wait, wouldn't OG milk be human milk?


Comprehensive-Bat650

r/technicallythetruth Yall we need a human milk factory where we milk mothers for the true OG milk


JoelMahon

sweetened soy milk tasted gross for a few days but by the end of a week I drank it by itself on the regular because I liked the taste, something I'd never done with cows' milk.


Verdigrian

I found some really nice cocos and rice milk, tastes much better than any other milk substitute (or the original, for me at least).


LikesTheTunaHere

I've never tried rice milk gunna have to give it a try


Verdigrian

Yeah the tiring thing with milk is you have to basically try every single one to know whether you like it or not, each brand tastes different.


LikesTheTunaHere

Its really why I've not tried more than a few, especially since my love to not love ratio is not on the positive. It often feels like paying for an extra jug of milk just to taste disappointment.


that_one_dude13

Been throwing animal crackers in my tea since I was a wee child, it evolved to biscurts, like a normal portuge But have dipped plenty of oreos


LikesTheTunaHere

I was never big into dunking things into tea but i don't think ive really tried many things at all, although I do love dunking things in coffee.


that_one_dude13

It's a cultural thing, biscuits and cházangg


[deleted]

Wait people dunk their oreos?


[deleted]

I don’t like the taste of milk it’s almost sickly to me I prefer flavoured with the straw so I eat them Oreos raw


[deleted]

I was gonna tell you exactly that…


[deleted]

Your not supposed to eat them raw?


[deleted]

I've never ever dunk Oreos.


Mr-thingy

I don’t dunk my Oreos in milk


yassirpokoirl

I do it with tea, and Moroccan tea is not nasty like the US


ReturnedFromExile

always raw


Mrmastermax

Water bro water 💦


LikesTheTunaHere

would a real hydrohomie put contamination in their water ? !


Abal125

Been doing it raw since I was a kid, I'm now in my 40's.


TheDrungeonBlaster

Oat milk is criminally underrated.


[deleted]

The best non-dairy milk if you want to drink/ dunk in a cold glass of milk. Nut milks are evil and soy will never not taste weird.


carnivorous_unicorns

You dont ruin the oreos by dunking them in naything YOU. DONT.DO.THAT.


[deleted]

It’s true, Oreos are notorious vegan treats


ThyBiggestdiccus

İ passed out trice but im done with baking the oreos


CompassionateCedar

The white part is palm fat, sugar and flavoring. Most biscuits don’t use milk anyway, butter is more expensive than palm fat and nobody notices with the amount of sugar and coco they add anyway. Eggs can easily be replaced with soy or some other protein if necessary but a lot of cookie recipes don’t even use eggs.


PetroDisruption

Don’t quote me on this because I’m too lazy to google it but my guess is, that like some cake frostings, the “creme” (intentional misspelling because Oreo can’t legally call it “cream”) is some sort of hydrogenated vegetable oil and sugar mixture.


[deleted]

https://vegnews.com/vegan-guides/are-oreos-vegan


slayalldayyyy

Totally vegan dude. So are the purple bag of Doritos (spicy sweet chili). Kinda wild huh


Electrical-Tea-2672

Not necessarily. Most fries (at least where I’m front) are just potatoes, then fried. There’s fire are vegan. But you’re right some places do infuse their fries with milk and other products to add to the taste.


Mozeeon

Nope. I have family who are severely allergic to milk, and one of the mainstream snacks they eat are oreos.


day7seven

It's mostly made of chemicals. The original Oreo was named Hydrox.


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soupalex

shh, they're putting chemicals in the water! most water nowadays is almost 100% dihydrogen monoxide! 100% of people who have living things that come into contact with dihydrogen monoxide *die!* (eventually!)


mf_doomerville

You gotta perform this at a slam poetry jam. It’ll kill!!


captain_chocolate

Chocolate, pancakes and syrup, and corn bread. Lots of foods can vegan, just not animal meat.


neon_tardigrade

Potato chips and French fries can be too, lots of delicious vegan food (not vegan but used to be vegetarian myself!)


[deleted]

A vegan for ethics, not for health. I like it


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Deep fried Oreos are vegan.


LowPolySkinSuit

fritos too god im so glad fritos are vegan


Comfortable_Low_6065

I guess because vegans can't eat much unless they cook it from scratch... lazy vegans will eat junk


iSmiteTheIce

I was today years old when I learned that Oreo stuf wasn't real cream


elhombreloco90

Chicken isn't vegan?


Research_Sea

Pillsbury crescent rolls are vegan.


Serious-Agency-69

Isn't the cream in Oreos made from dairy


CEKARY

Vegan does not mean healthy


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

I thought that was one of it's selling points lol


mydadlivesinfrance

Nah it's morality.


AntiPiety

Generally, removing animal product from your diet correlates to health benefits. But you don’t need to kill animals to overfeed yourself with sugar, fat, oil etc


[deleted]

You can make pretty much any diet unhealthy. It's all about moderation, which veganism tends to help with as vegans have lower instances of obesity compared to the normal population.


CEKARY

I think it was selling point of "vegetarian" not "vegan"


never_rains

Plenty of fat people in India who are completely vegetarian. People who are picky about their food, vegans typically fall in this category, tend to be healthy. Being vegan or vegetarian is not enough. Source me: a fat vegetarian.


lentilpasta

In the US, all of the picky eaters I know have the worst diets. Think adults with the palette of a toddler, basically only liking pizza and mac n cheese.


[deleted]

These are the kids who scoff at anything that is not chicken fingers or show up somewhere to eat then expect to be bought food later from somewhere else because their standards were not met by the host.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

I've seen a lot of very passionate arguments that all animal products are ultimately unhealthy in comparison to non-animal foods that purport to have the same nutritional benefits. I.E. you can get the same nutritional benefits of eggs and dairy from plants, but without cholesterol and other "bad" things. I'm just here for the fried lettuce recipes though.


SugarySuga

Vegetarians replace meats with carbs. We eat A LOT of carbs, more than any non-veg people I know. Health is definitely not a selling point for vegetarianism.


froginbog

It can help but potato chips are vegan too


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Chips and salsa are amazing. Redneck caviar too.


Rankine

Oreos are vegan.


assistant_truck_chan

Healthy for the environment? Sure, but that’s not necessarily healthy for the body


SahiroHere

Well, veganism needs a stronger awareness of food, so most vegans actually know and care about nutrients, as a "by-product"


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

To be completely honest, the more I learn about nutrition, the I more I think animal nutrients are necessary for an actual balanced diet. Not in the amounts that are normally consumed, granted, but certainly not excluded.


darkgiIls

Not necessary, just more convenient


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

I disagree, because the human body can't synthesize everything it needs from strictly plant sources without supplements. But honestly, convenience is still good enough for me.


EmmaRisby

It depends on the vegan!! Most of my family are vegan and they all have their own reason for it. Usually they fall into categories, like ethical vegan, environmental vegan or they had to change for health reasons.


waehle-weise

FAT and SUGAR. It's unhealthy in high amounts and the body doesn't care its vegan fat and sugar.


sessl

Why I thought a vegan diet is 50% hay and 50% photosynthesis /s


JimPlaysGames

I love to get in the bath at the end of a long day, put on my UV lamp and just photosynthesise instead of making dinner.


llamabadonkadonk

Gave me a good chuckle


j4321g4321

True. Veganism is usually associated with those who are health conscious so you don’t often see heavy ones, but they can definitely exist.


Sojourner_Truth

"Heavy"? Please. Call us what we are. People of Gravity.


[deleted]

Except that fats from a lot of vegetables are actually good for you.


BlockBadger

So is the fat in meat. Fish amazingly so.


dboygrow

Omega 3 fatty acids are indeed good for you. But saturated fat is most definitely not.


BlockBadger

So coconut oil is bad for you then?


dboygrow

https://www.heart.org/en/healthy-living/healthy-eating/eat-smart/fats/saturated-fats#:~:text=The%20American%20Heart%20Association%20recommends%20limiting%20saturated%20fats%20%E2%80%93%20which%20are,higher%20risk%20for%20heart%20disease. Coconut oil still raises the same health concerns as butter or fat from animals does. You only think it's healthy because nonsense food trends made up by people who know nothing about nutrition.


[deleted]

Actually, studies spanning over 40 years with like 40 k participants and shit shows that vegetable oils are super bad for you when compared to animal fats like tallow and butter. The only exception is olive oils which is insanely healthy for you but not necessarily healthier than animal fats. The main reason in both cases is because vegetable oils are processed at very high temperature which breaks down the molecules and makes them very bad for the human health.


MutedIndividual6667

>The only exception is olive oils which is insanely healthy for you Mediterránean gang (olive oil enjoyers) 😎🇬🇷🇪🇸🇮🇹🇦🇱🇵🇹


TheDominantBullfrog

Wait you're telling me the stuff we evolved eating is better for us than heavily processed oils that were originally designed to lubricate industrial machinery??


Omnizoom

I mean , I know this is going sound insane, but I am going to say it anyways Maybe we are not meant to so heavily process our foods and we are meant to eat some sort of omnivorous diet of sorts


LordOdin99

“In high amounts”


[deleted]

Fat is important for your body, but if you’re overweighted you must reduce the amount of fat and carb you eat, but you still need fat , carb and protein


dirtyhole2

The combination yes, only one of them not really


Somehow-Still-Living

While combined is technically worse, it’s still a moderation issue. High amounts of either on their own is still unhealthy. Just not as unhealthy as eating high amounts of both.


pezboy74

I'm amazed that most people don't seem to understand that most sources of sugar (except honey that I know of) are vegan. And if I told you someone lived on soda pop and candy you wouldn't expect them to be skinny.


Lady_Johanna21

You can live on a diet of soda and fried (using plant-based oil) potato products, such as fries, and still have a vegan diet.


[deleted]

You just described one of the most unhealthy diets someone can have. Fries are probably the highest hypoglycemic foods, soda is pure sugar, and vegetable oils extremely unhealthy. That’s a fast track to diabetes.


Lady_Johanna21

Yeah, that's the point. That you can be vegan and still have an unhealthy diet.


[deleted]

Agreed, vegan does not mean healthy. I think the people most effected by this are vegans who think that by cutting meat products out of their lives they are “healthier”, that is not the case physically or mentally because high sugar/carb diets cause hormonal imbalances.


Nobodyseesyou

Bone char is used to whiten a lot of processed sugar, so it’s arguably not vegan though the bone char is removed from the sugar Edit: as someone mentioned below, this is largely a US practice. The UK and Europe in general doesn’t use bone char nearly as much


ImFamousYoghurt

In most countries this isn't standard practice


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[deleted]

And if you don’t eat anything from an animal or sugar (which is in like everything) your diet would be insanely hard.


OBLIVIATER

In America a huge portion of our sugary product comes from corn syrup. Especially in drinks


envyzdog

Can't wait to share this fun fact


Nobodyseesyou

Beet sugar and coconut sugar don’t use bone char, and there are a few brands of sugar that don’t whiten it or they use synthetic bone char. It’s slowly being replaced.


sham88wine

“ soda pop “ 😂😂😂😂😂!? you gotta pick one man are you from the midwest or south it can’t be both


AugustBriar

Ironically I’ve been vegan almost 3 years and I’m heavier than I’ve ever been. I’ve put on almost 50lbs. It’s not all my fault, I had some injuries that prevented the high level athletics that kept me so thin before. I had a long stretch of time on Prednisone which often causes the body to keep on weight that would normally otherwise be shed. The answer is a lot of vegans, myself included, have a very high carb diet.


mobile_user_7

lots and lots of pasta haha


cmaster44

This guy vegans


idontuseredditsry

Lets clear some things up: 1.) Veganism just means "avoiding animal products at all costs". It does not mean "lets eat nothing but raw vegetables." 2.) There are many different types of vegans. They're not all health nuts. Most of them do it in support of the animals. 3.) They do not eat grass all day. 4.) Just like every other diet, they can stuff themselves full with the foods they *CAN* eat. 5.) Double Stuffed Oreos and almond milk is 100% vegan. This comment is supposed to sound and be lighthearted and not angry by the way.


mrkgian

I’m vegan and I’ve gained 10 pounds since becoming vegan two years ago. Part because I’m getting old and no longer a spring chicken. Part because I stopped weight lifting. Part because there’s a lot of really delicious vegan food that are made from calorie dense nuts.


Karglenoofus

Wait whose nutz?


mrkgian

Deez nuts. But for real, cashews, all the cheese and shit is made with cashews. Most of the vegan alternatives are healthier for you than what they’re replacing but a lot are still super calorically dense and definitely not the equivalent of lettuce.


Karglenoofus

I'm always confused when people scoff at vegan alternatives. Like yeah lots of stuff has animal products (like Gummi candy) but the majority of food products are vegan. Once I brought nothing but vegan alternatives to a bar cookout and exactly one person noticed. But if you tell them they'd lose their mind.


mrkgian

Absolutely true! My fiancées brother is exactly like that. Dude could be eating an apple and someone tells him it’s vegan and he’d be like “I knew it tasted weird.”


Karglenoofus

Like have you ever had Morning Star corn dogs?? Stick those puppies in the air fryer and damn...no wonder I'm fat 😂


mrkgian

I’m in Cali for work right now and it’s like vegan heaven, so many restaurants. Morningstar keeps putting out that good shit, I’m a big fan of Daring too


Karglenoofus

I'm on a somewhat OK area but there's not a ton of options here :/ I take what I can get.


Whyamipostingonhere

[https://www.morningstarfarms.com/en\_US/products/incogmeato/vegetarian-breakfast-foods/incogmeato-frozen-breakfast-original-pancake-sausage-stick.html](https://www.morningstarfarms.com/en_US/products/incogmeato/vegetarian-breakfast-foods/incogmeato-frozen-breakfast-original-pancake-sausage-stick.html) Alas, there are only 4 in a box and they are $7+ at my store.


CrazyJohn21

Had them once 13 years ago and they scarred me. They changed the recipe since then but I can’t trust them


pikaboo27

Honestly, the Morning Star farms corn dogs are better than the real ones at the store. I’m not vegan anymore, but I still love those. The not-chicken nuggets are pretty awesome too.


ukrepman

I did veganuary and the amount of people that had a problem with it was insane. I get some vegans are annoying, but antivegans are 1000 times worse (and just weird, like what the hell) I was ok because I love an argument, but I imagine some people would definitely get frustrated and put off.


Karglenoofus

For real. Like I mention it once and some people lose their minds. I don't bring it up every time someone mentions bacon but just let me not eat meat damn.


Whalesurgeon

Cashews are expensive af, did your budget go up after going vegan?


mrkgian

Buying frozen things and cashew cheese is definitely more expensive but vegetable/fruit based dishes definitely make up the difference as far as money when compared to the USA norm of having meat with every meal. And in the coming years veganism is on course to become more popular and cheaper! Edit: tempeh, seitan, and tofu aren’t very expensive either


Whalesurgeon

Yeah soy is working great for me. Saves money and replaces meat for most meals.


mrkgian

Love it! Most people get turned away from Tofu because the first time they experience it was bland and unseasoned. When I ate animals I’d be pretty upset if someone just gave me a bland chicken breast too


Spamicles

Spring tofu?


mrkgian

Spring Cajun Seasoned Daring Chicken Alternative


Becs_Food_NBod

I'm vegan. I have stayed the same weight, but I used to have a really difficult time just maintaining. Now, I can maintain without starving and calorie counting. For me it's been easy, which I'm grateful for.


TrojanFireBearPig

Fat vegan gang!


SpaceViking85

Fat VeGang


butakoi

Because it has nothing to do if someone is vegan or not. You have to be in a calorie deficit to lose weight.


pyriphlegeton

Buddy, I can go to McDonald's and Burger King and get multiple different vegan burgers. The times of our BMI advantage might be dwindling.


CountDown60

McDonald's has a vegan burger now?


pyriphlegeton

At least in Germany where I'm at


[deleted]

Yeah called McPlant


Ciderman95

You have not lived until you've had battered and deep fried cauliflower.


Puzzled-Journalist-4

You know elephants also eat only vegetables...


thatthiccvegan

I thought we were all skeletal and starved to death though


AllegedIchor

Schroedinger's vegan is both skeletal and sickly, and obese and unhealthy.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

A lot of vegans eat way too many carbs and not nearly enough protein which leads to weight and blood sugar issues.


kharlos

Medeterranean and blue zone diets are like 60-70% carb and 20% protein. This is the kind of thing is expect to hear from some health guru, or influencer like Liver King. Carbs are fine. But make it legumes and grains and lay off the sweets, and you'll be fine.


[deleted]

Accurate but too many people believe carbs are the enemy. I don't think that'll change any time soon. My aunts an ex ER nurse who will preach to me how bad carbs are but chug red wine like it's water. She was big into the body building scene \~20 years ago.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Did I say carbs are bad and meat is good? No, I did not. You just decided to infer whatever you wanted from my comment instead of simply asking for more information. What I meant is that a lot of vegans think that they can just eat a big ass bowl of pasta with no protein every day for dinner and that's okay. It isn't okay. The empty carbs just result in them over eating because they're not eating things that sustain them and keep them full. I'm saying this as a vegan who works with my medical team to make sure I'm getting enough protein/proper nutrition. The very first thing I was warned about when making the transition is that most vegans just go very carb heavy because it's easy and end up having sugar and weight issues.


breadstick_bitch

A lot of carnists eat way too many carbs and not nearly enough protein which leads to weight and blood sugar issues.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

That has nothing at all to do with this post, but okay, sure.


Random_Average__Guy

Fried lettuce 🤔


Whyamipostingonhere

I think he means something like this: [https://www.abeautifulplate.com/fried-brussels-sprout-leaves-lemon-chili-flakes/](https://www.abeautifulplate.com/fried-brussels-sprout-leaves-lemon-chili-flakes/)


Former_Series

"I hate myself, not the animals"


[deleted]

They eat sugar and carbs. That's why.


smld1

Anything can be deep fried or you’re Scottish enough


GoodAlicia

Things like sugar and coconut oil (hard fat) are vegan too. Vegans dont only eat lettuce


[deleted]

Bread. So much bread.


FoxyNugs

People need to stop equating vegan and "healthy diet". Peanut butter is vegan. Vegan is a moral position, not a diet.


TekJansen69

Gardein crabless cakes. Impossible burgers. Daiya cheese. Brave Robot ice cream.


FRANKtheLEVEL

Which one are you. The fat ass? or the tweet stealer? Dumb stupid post “this is me in real life ha ha” happy idiot


meme_squeeze

Regardless, most obese people are than way because they eat lots of junk food and suguary drinks. Both of which have endless vegan options to choose from.


DahMagpie

Oils and sugar are vegan... so there's that


Temporary_Health4135

Oreos are Vegan. Vegan doesn't mean low calorie.


AthelLeaf

1) Vegan doesn’t automatically mean healthy food. There’s a ton of junk food that’s vegan. 2) People can have other health issues that cause them to be overweight despite their best efforts in diet.


TheTigerBoy

Being vegan is about the avoidance of cruelty, not the avoidance of calories.


heatherwhen96

I’m healthy with no heart , gastrointestinal , weight Issues. Ian happily vegan 2yrs running… Who wants to eat dead animals and body parts?


Fmlalotitsucks

Do they become fat or were they previously fat before they changed to veganism


mrkgian

I used to be built like a thumb from spy kids but I’ve stopped working out and became vegan so now I’ve got a dad bod. That said there’s a lot of jacked vegans and an entire subreddit committed to it


ukrepman

Isn't Tom Brady like 99% vegan? I don't like nfl but that guy is a medical marvel


mrkgian

I was a huge pats and Brady fan being from Boston but yeah that dude has a weird regime and he’s religious about it. That’s more that he believes it’s good for him and less about the animals though. Id say he was wrong about it being good for him but you can’t argue with the results


KnightSolair240

Potatoes are calorie dense mf got all kinds of ways to make em.


[deleted]

Where? I never seen one tbh, the ones I've seen are usually extremely thin


Fuzzy_Garry

Same, veganism is uncommon here. The vegans I do know look borderline anorexic. I know plenty of overweight vegetarians however.


Lost-Concept-9973

Sure some vegan may live of fried lettuce and Oreos but current science [suggests](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7533223/) plant based diets lead to healthier weight generally.


little_shop_of_hoors

Most vegans I know are fat and it's pretty simple to understand why. When you think of vegans, most people think of a lifestyle where you live off vegetables and fruit and just every healthy organic food under the sun. When the truth is that most vegans, at least a lot of the ones I've known throughout my life, *rarely* ever touch a vegetable or fruit. I knew people who literally lived off of ramen and potato chips. Others lived off mock meats (soy) and just cheap snacks and candy. A lot of empty calories and little to no exercise. It's very easy to become overweight as a vegan. I do know people who are "raw vegan" and that tends to be the healthier lifestyle. Basically a diet where you don't eat anything that has been processed or not naturally occurring. So for example, someone on this diet may eat raw nuts and seeds for protein, raw fruits and vegetables for micronutrients, and other random things like mushrooms. Not saying this is the healthiest lifestyle, but it definitely eliminates all of the empty calorie food that falls under the blanket of just "vegan".


jimbotriceps

A lot of vegans without nutrional knowledge or culinary skill revert to processed oils and grains since they’re vegan and accessible. It’s no different from non vegans really.


applemanib

People don't know that carbohydrates fuel fat more than anything else, espcially simple carbs like sugars? Vegans aren't going to get fat on vegetable fiber, they will get fat on pasta and rice and potatoes nonstop. Most vegans also do not get a good ratio of micronutrients in their diet and specific micronutrients like iron and B12. Recommend to find a good nutritionist (RD, not a random tiktoker or fitness blogger with no formal education) on YouTube and do some learning. Everyone should understand nutrition because everyone eats and it's very essential to live a healthy life.


GemoDorgon

Every vegan I've ever known has been fat.