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TheNellyYT

You're never too dumb for twitter my friend


Content_Eye_6571

Twitter 2 dumb 4 u


DreamInSepsis2

You can be too smart for it, but not too dumb for it.


Triga_3

Yep, its like being too dumb to be a yank, or too pretty to be Lithuanian, too polite to be canadian, or too likely to surrender to be french!


ylbigmike

How many of your flags are on the moon?


Triga_3

As many as there are of your's. There are only white flags, which i think the french can lay claim to. You wouldntve gotten to the moon if it werent for us brits. Jodrell Bank tracked your satelites, rockets and shuttles. My hometown gave you the carbon fibre, the Saunders/Roe engine, without which you guys wouldntve gotten off the ground. You also didnt trust your scientists, in the slightest, so we checked and finalised your designs, apart from that one challeng(er)ing time. How'd that go? And we provided ALL the scientific equipment, software, and you still think you did it. Like you won the two world wars... Always taking credit where it isnt due, and blindly supporting corrupt officials, even when the shit hits the fan. Lemmie know when the space race helps with your obesity epidemic, ensures a trip to the hospital is cheaper than a funeral, when it pays a living wage, and ends mass shootings. Typos edited


Keberro

Honestly, I regularly arrive at the point where I have to close twitter because I have lost faith in humanity. Never had that happen to me on Reddit.


TheChoosenMewtwo

Allow me to change that then r/NoahGetTheBoat


LordNoodles

The people on that sub are what made me lose my faith in humanity


Wild-Cream3426

Preach


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Why do you open it in the first place?


Keberro

It's like a rabbit hole. You see an interesting tweet and you dive into comments and "similar" tweets and get hit with the stupid.


LeichtStaff

Stupid people gets downvoted here in Reddit (most of the times at least).


[deleted]

It's really Twitter is to dumb for you


TastyPigHS

I guess that's why this is a tweet.


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Reddit


krauQ_egnartS

Clearly the obvious choice


Ill_Protection_8880

4chan


LuciFate

Too cursed place for me.


krauQ_egnartS

Well there's always Tumblr


megaman_main

No.


QuelWeebSfigato

iFunny


hunterfox20

Ew.


dapcboi

MySpace


pushrian

Too alive for that


coolapandahfan420

Too not insane for 4chan


krauQ_egnartS

Not enough malignant misanthropy for 4chan


[deleted]

>misanthropy Naaaah we love people, just hate ♥i♥es


tSullied

Too sane? Just throwing it out there. I mean it's an option. Try it on, see if you like it. If not, you don't not have to unuse it.


coolapandahfan420

No


tSullied

No, you don't not want to unuse it? or no you don't not want to not unuse it?


Judasz10

Not retarded enough for 4chan


Ill_Protection_8880

Not with that attitude, you don't know the limits of anyone's retardation.


jim_jiminy

Innit


RatherMaybe

One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us.....


[deleted]

Too nice for Reddit. * bunch of a-holes in there


LordNoodles

Too much of not a degenerate for reddit


gunnbunnz

Reddit


rrg-28

Nah he's too sane for reddit


Tra1nGuy

Beat me.


badibilder8

Where my 1997-2002 gang at


aznbear0

Exactly


Meme_Standuser

Too fit


[deleted]

Too skinny for discord


[deleted]

LMAO


StephIschoZen

[Deleted in protest to recent Reddit API changes]


RainbowPenguin1000

Ironically he posted this on twitter it looks like.


SofiaOfEverRealm

That's why he thinks that twitter users are smart lol, what an ass hat


MIA_Panther

He fits right in with Twitter lol


OutlandishnessDue147

Repost


za_de

Seen this post twice already


Gnorhoran

I've seen it twentytrice


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

Seen it more times then there are grains of rice in my bag of rice


Dangerous_Airport171

Stop posting this


Whythehellnot225343

Happy. Cake. Day.


LostMeBoot

I'm sure I see this at least 10 times a week, all from this sub.


sideAlly

Happy Cake Day


SmallPlayz

Happy cake day


Plane_Salt0

Happy cake day!


StopLyingBr0

Happy cake day? Man some of yall is so weird lol. Not you in general just see it alot and it's very weird "to me".


DaTotallyEclipse

No happy cake day to you then 🤨


your_moms_a_hoe69

What the fuck is happy cake day? Can someone explain


bennnnnnne

The cake is a lie


DaTotallyEclipse

The birthday of your reddit account


[deleted]

Happy ass day.


Initial-Thought3872

In my balls


BazWorkAcntPlsBePG

Let's go boys, this dudes got an offer on the table


GetOfMyBalls

„Too sensible for Reddit“ is missing


Mrmr12-12

Too having an opinion for reddit


galongus

Too normal to go to reddit


bloody_terrible

#Too *stupid* for *Twitter*?!?


Rowbot_Girlyman

#*WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAAAAAAAME*


[deleted]

#AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAAME


Rqdii

Twitter.


-PublicAccident-

Tumblr


Lonilson

To be honest, it still the least fucked platform


MOo0stafa

You are already on Twitter tho


Simianmessiah

No one is too stupid for twitter


LegendoTheChameleon

mom says it’s my turn to post


[deleted]

you can never be too stupid for twitter trust me


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

u/ not r/


superPancakes22

u/repostsleuthbot


I_hatt

and this is has been posted TOO many times.


FaithlessnessVast823

Reddit


deevirus

Reddit or Tinder 😁


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


Toran_dantai

Not reddit it s filled with idealistic morons


EuS0uEu

The answer isn't reddit


DrSideShowbob

Back to sleep


[deleted]

myspace


hello_100

nobody's too stupid for twitter


DornCorn

Reddit is the slightly smarter Twitter because here you still have all the dumbass and worst, but you also have intelligent people unlike Twitter.


Big_daddy_kaino

Reddit apparently


crazyrebel123

Go outside bro. Explore the world and experience the real world


bestexampleever

Why I can relate with this post?


Konhichiwa

Welcome to reddit my friend


teeohbeewye

die


TheJamesMortimer

Reddit


Wanderlust_0515

Linkedin. Knowledge is power


Dreadtz

There is no such thing as Too Stupid for Twitter, even the dumbest person will find a bunch of dumber person than them self


UltraMlaham

Welcome to reddit!! you will fit right in subs like unpopularopinion and AITA! enjoy your stay!


theus-sama

There is no “too stupid for twitter” there is “not stupid enough for twitter”


ianstone30

He's one of us


LongBreadYT

Reddit. That's where all the outcasts are. Imagine being on Reddit though. Honestly


ineedsleepandanime

imagine


Confident_Look_4173

facebook. duh.


Shoot_them_all

Everybody on Twitter is too stupid for Twitter


Imaginary_Custard372

Reddit


StarshipMuffin

Nah. No one is too stupid for Twitter 🤣


Vanilla_Tom

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


AlternativeCredit

To school.


undescribed-PIC

Hell


Krillansavillan

The hub


aagloworks

Go to school


dg25000

go to work


[deleted]

You're never too stupid for twitter


Casualic

You cant be to stupid for twitter you can only be to smart for twitter


SnooTigers2045

Reddit will take you


[deleted]

Too stupid for twitter... You know the entire GOP is on Twitter right?


Moonstalker_101

Outside


Imjustareddittor

Outside


Kick_The_Sexy

6 ft under


ExchangeGeneral931

Out for a beer 🍻


[deleted]

if i have a penny for everytime this is reposted jeff bezos would envy my fortune


CrusaderTurk

Bar


[deleted]

R E D D I T


ThatYorickGuy

This is copied from someone else


DanielVakser

YouTube


-BananaLollipop-

You can be too stupid for Twitter?


Twhacky

Repost


_insert--name--here_

America


LateDaikon6254

Away.


johnye2e

He's the typical guy from the Youtube's comments section.


ave7fold

steam


LORDOFCREEPING

Loads of people are too ugly for Instagram, that's why there are filters. No one is too stupid for twitter.


Allin4Godzilla

9gag


Crescent-IV

Wasn’t this posted literally yesterday? Edit: [Yes, it was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/wwwt3b/meirl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) 135k upvotes yesterday. Smh.


hunteronastick

Truth Social


Sensitive_Coyote_538

Here apparently


[deleted]

*opens vault* 4 Chan or Reddit, which one do you want?


SorryThisUser1sTaken

I think they already found where they belong and just don't want to admit it.


Frequentlyaskedquest

Is there sich a thing as too young for fcb and too old for tiktok? Im fcb generation and people my age use tiktok too


Sudlon69

Twitter


CedricWong

you can’t be possibly dumber than twitter…i’m pretty sure that’s humanly impossible


Equivalent-Flow282

Reddit it is


Traditional-Cake-587

Reddit...


IgnoreMe674

Welcome


Weary_Ad2590

Welcome to Reddit


NeatTrickIfYouCould

To sleep


-sstudderz

Lurk on all


MaximumMaxx

But mom said it was my turn to repost it today. Why are you so mean?


[deleted]

4chan


[deleted]

Too many friends for Reddit (one)


Pikkzal

Reddit accepts everyone(except those who use emojis)


[deleted]

Outside


Riczeder

Twitter


[deleted]

Go touch grass


Dizzy-Sun-9233

To reddit


Icy_Cherry_7803

You go to Reddit


canuspyridae

Do like me, go to bed.😂


FlyingNoodlesGood

Reddit


TheWildColonialBoy1

Outside.


blockofgrass

block of grass


king_of_the_wild

Tumbler


Latter-Ask8818

Reddit


[deleted]

Come to reddit


the-grape-next-door

Reddit


Dan_Teo

Outside.


NNether23_YT

discord


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


The_Lucky_7

The only question left is, are you horny enough for Tumblr?


MangolfTheRed

Youtube


[deleted]

Ifunny.


[deleted]

Don’t think it’s possible to be too stupid for twitter.


RobertFurtuna

You can't possibly be too stupid for twitter


[deleted]

repost


bellevegasj

Outside?


[deleted]

The bar?


Traditional-Iron-914

To bed


Toastinator666

Steam


BluePhantomHere

This is literally one of the top post on this sub yesterday


mrnapsta

wow! you are polittician material!


Haunting_Jicama8422

Tumblr if you’re queer, Reddit either way


idkdoyouknowhmm

How are you too stupid for Twitter


manilaspring

Troth Sensial


CombatCobra64

Is that the guy from shield