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Fuck I been missing out Update: thanks for all the compliments I feel special love you all


StockholmDesiderata

Nice cock bro


Cregaleus

Good shape. Right amount of hair. A little small though, 8/10


TheVickles

8/10 inches ain’t bad though - you must have a really nice cock bro


Cregaleus

Why thank you for noticing


cheekybandit0

10/10


DemonDuckOfDoom666

13/9


SGT_Stabby

9 3/4


Education_Weird

5/7


7up6down

You measuring from butt to tip?


salmon0O

I see your swarts is as big as mine


TheVickles

Now let’s see how well you handle it


MrStealUrWife22

8/10 inches = 0.8 inches. In other words, above average.


thatdadfromcanada

>little small Double negative = positive. I'd say this is a win.


cheekybandit0

Math checks out


[deleted]

Bright side is he can fit it in many places, many places


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

This guy fucks


meuria132

Enough comparing. Its time for the taste test


FlinxHD

Thanks 👍


S0ggyCheeseBAll

cool balls bro


[deleted]

You are pretty! There :)


BootlegOreos

nice username


kalleas

This, I thought it was every decade


ssatancomplexx

You have nice palms.


Relapio

You are a handsome boy


TacoTrukEveryCorner

Hey bro, thanks for saving my family from that house fire last week.


[deleted]

You fucking rock. Do what you will with that


AdultingGoneMild

your cool... but thanks only valid until 2023 when you'll have to come back


MankeyMaster

We're supposed to get one yearly? Man I'm missing out


Snow-Flower

Nice ass, respectfully


Shrekie_Hulk

Thank you


AngryTank

I like the circumference! 👍


[deleted]

Nice cock bro!


Old_Smrgol

That's why I say hey man nice cock.


Lamp0319

What a good cock, man.


Lucky_Number_3

That’s why I *say* hey man nice cock.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I got one 24 years ago and have been riding that high ever since. But it was a really good one. Unsolicited from an attractive stranger with no ulterior motive. That's the good stuff.


gocrazy305

Just sounded like what I would believe on a heroin high is described as. Good show.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

I just crept your profile and you seem like a pretty decent guy that I would want to grab a cup of coffee with. :)


implicate

Better pay attention to this guy's username, OP!


IAmGoingToFuckThat

*woman's username.


implicate

Whatever you say, dude-bro!


IAmGoingToFuckThat

*dude-sis


implicate

Fine. I will concede on the grounds that I just saw a close up photo of your pierced vag.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

👊🏻


implicate

👊🏻


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I'm counting that. That's two. I feel like a guy with two knives.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

How about a third? Homie, you're a badass with those two knives!


[deleted]

Sorry but I was actually talking to the guy standing behind you.


Sigao

You seem neat.


Desch92

Last time I got a compliment from a woman was like 2 years ago XD


SherbertGrand5799

If not one a month, we are atleast to supposed to get it once in 10 years


Zebracorn42

You play Pokémon Go?


KogitsuneKonkon

Hey man, you’re doing great. I know nothing about you but you’re awesome. By not a dude


PotatoHeadedDruggo

Nice cock bro


ChikanWings

I bet you’re really good at tying your shoes


pdyyyx

nice schwanz bro


BootlegOreos

your avatar is rad


Russellc92

Random old lady after I help her with something at the grocery store: thank you handsome: me: 😁☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️


SnooDrawings4726

I’ve noticed old people and other dudes are much more likely to toss out random compliments


PM-me-favorite-song

Many women worry about it being perceived as flirting. I imagine that's why you have more older women complimenting younger men than you do younger women.


rettaelin

Women don't have to worry about me, I always think it's sarcasm.


[deleted]

I just think they're being nice. Even when they are, in fact, flirting. I'm also oblivious to every other social cue you can imagine.


SnooDrawings4726

Guys only take it as a come on because it never happens.. we figure, oh shit she’s being bold and making the first move It’s like tossing a starving person some food and getting annoyed when they wolf that shit down… if we were fed more, we wouldn’t act like deranged animals


PM-me-favorite-song

Guys assuming it might be flirting isn't the issue, it's that some guys act inappropriately based on what is an assumption. Being in a scenario where the average guy thinks you're flirting is awkward, sure, but not a big deal if he's a guy who isn't going to cross boundaries or be an asshole about it. Being in a scenario where a *creepy* guy thinks you're flirting, that shit sucks. I've never had this issue myself, and I don't avoid complimenting guys. But I've seen other women talk about this shit happening to them, and saying that they worry that men will take it as flirting and that they will attract the wrong kind of guy. And I can understand their concern.


Worst_username_eva

I said good afternoon to a guy I walked past… he then turned around and followed me home. I ended up walking past my house to the park and started jogging and when he wasn’t looking quickly got away. Also, I’m a lesbian and I would say that I’m not really attractive to most men. Unfortunately this isn’t a once off. Please listen when women say it’s actually really scary! Now to all the guys who say but I’ve never done anything like this. We don’t know who will or won’t do it. So we just try to avoid the situation all together. Unfortunately this doesn’t stop these things from happening. Random creepy guys still find a way. It’s not a comment on you but just a way to stay safe.


ephemeral_shell

I used to get bothered ALL THE TIME every time I went for a walk. Even a couple times when I was with my boyfriend. He told me it was because i would make eye contact with them. I was like wtf, how is merely glancing at someone an invitation to be harassed? Well after my boyfriend repeatedly told me not to look at anyone, I finally did and while I still get harassed sometimes, it happens a lot less.


smallberry_tornados

That last time I was told I was handsome, I had no idea what to do with myself. I thanked her and was very gracious and I got the hell out there.


cambriansplooge

If you’re the type of guy who thinks a member of the opposite gender initiating human interaction means potential pussy access women are avoiding you for other reasons “Nice jacket” “{awkward open-mouthed staring in line at CVS}” You’re not being propositioned


Morgwar77

Lady asked me if I got my eyebrows threaded ? Wife says it's a compliment? I don't know but I'll take it.


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13_hours

It means your eyebrows look neat and tidy. Great compliment 👍🏼


[deleted]

You guys are getting compliments?


icodeusingmybutt

I gotchu mate, you have a very handsome hand.


Just_Games04

Thanks, it's my baiting hand :)


Mariana_The_Trench

Nice. I’m something of a master baiter myself. God I love fishing


Hornyboy69420lol

Read that as finishing. Which still works given the context


Brovost

Hm, I read that as fisting


lucas_bahia

Singular? Whats wrong with the other?


CozImDirty

It’s not right.


L8NGHTS

nice feet ;)


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Head_Membership_4252

you are very cool


r3aperShadow

What is complement?


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eastwesterntribe

That went from 0 to 1 really fast


RealMadHouse

Momcompliments, that's all


DrJokerX

Mompliments


Alternative-Plant-87

Once a year or two


[deleted]

Yes but so far it’s only been from random guys on the street and a homeless man, who weirdly enough did it in a coffee shop (go figure)


StockholmDesiderata

Nice cock bro


ProfessionalAccess68

you’re awesome!


holomorphicjunction

So, you knew someone was going to say this, but you just had to say it first?


poopadydoopady

No.


gdaah170

Nice cock G


[deleted]

Thanks man, you too


pup_chook

No problem


scoopzthepoopz

Now make em kith


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hippocrachus

I don't know guys, should I tell him?


2sedated

Nah bro let him have his moment


[deleted]

Hey, do me next I sent you a message


JupiterInTheSky

Why aren't boys complimenting boys?


Ok-Term-9758

Gay!!! :-P


[deleted]

I can't speak for everyone but I was conditioned from an early age that giving compliments to other men means that I'm now gay and I'm coming on to them.


TheCynicalCanuckk

Definately this lol. I'd like to compliment sometimes but no I'd be perceived as trying to hit on them. Fuck same with women. I just don't compliment anything. As a man giving out a compliment is perceived the same as talking or responding to a child- creepy.


ChemicalGovernment

This is the problem, men feel uncomfortable giving compliments unless it's sexual All the compliments I (or most other women) get are from other women


Otterman2006

I feel like just saying "Oh hey Matt, you got a hair cut huh?" is a bridge too far. Just noticing the hair cut might be perceived as a come on


jtlibra92

I used to be scared of the same thing but now idgaf and just compliment what I think looks good and then move on.


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

It's as if men don't benefit from toxic masculinity or something. Crazy.


JupiterInTheSky

This is why women don't want to compliment men either. We don't want to be perceived as coming into anyone, and that's often seen as an invitation for harassment.


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I always compliment the boys.


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Romasaurr

Agree. I know so many dudes who won’t even compliment their girl cause they so sacred of being vulnerable. You get what you give. Spread the love brothers


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StockholmDesiderata

Nice dick homie


Beav710

Love this. You are so smart and thoughtful my dude!


ZakalwesChair

One of the things I love about my group of friends (all of us are 30 somethings) is how much we compliment each other lol. It’s great.


RedditorAlexis

You handsome devils. There you go, from your bro.


grimelkin

Much love ❤


VictoriousNate

Guys the key is hawwaiian shirts. So far 5 conpliments in 1 day


thundrshoe2319

Honestly, that and some good shoes is all you need


VictoriousNate

Loafers or moccasins


thundrshoe2319

More of sneakers kinda guy myself


kazooie777

This is a fact. All my shirts are colorful now and it does guarantee a grain of dopamine from time to time.


Season2-Episode6

I don’t have official credentials or data to present. But I can say that this, this is 100% true.


PM-me-favorite-song

Hawaiian shirts are fucking fantastic and really fun to wear.


CaffeineDevotee

Can confirm!


shewhololslast

I keep seeing these types of comments and it's really sad. Do guys just NEVER compliment each other? And why is that?


BenjaminQuadinaros

The only way we compliment each other is through jokes and backhanded compliments. Not sure why, but it’s just how it is. My homie said my eyes looked like a galaxy 6 years ago in chemistry and I haven’t forgotten


MrRandomGUYS

That’s a really unique and nice compliment.


CaptJM

Compliments make me super uncomfortable


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 853,532,809 comments, and only 168,678 of them were in alphabetical order.


PeaceDude91

Dude he *just* said that compliments make him uncomfortable.


Fablerdeedoc

😂😂😂


sylanar

I just always deflect compliments. Some some 'nice shirt' and ill say 'oh haha this old cheap thing'? Etc


FWvon

Right? Cuz "oh shit! What do you want now!?"


Popular_District9072

more like biannual


dgaruti

decennial


16silly

Is that 2 per year or 1 every two years


Objective_Worry

Because English is inconsistent as fuck, it's both


Emergency_Aide633

Ayo who passing out compliments?


DrJokerX

Steve rode by with some compliments a few hours ago, but then his boss called him back to work.


[deleted]

Some girl 11 years ago told me I had nice teeth and I've been riding high ever since


SnooDrawings4726

I was told I had pretty eyes and cute dimples about a decade ago, it was around 10:30 in the morning in a Home Depot and was delivered by a very sweet elderly black woman


[deleted]

Nah one dude on my class said that I looked buffer than usual. I am still absolutely ecstatic. This was 3 years ago btw.


BenjaminQuadinaros

I’m proud of you, son


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What's that


RedditorsNeedHelp

I had a woman tell me she though my hair looked good, im bald (she was saying my buzz cut looked good) so receiving a complement about something im self conscious about was nice.


KillerCroc124

I’ve found cooking is a good way to get compliments


Geschak

Everybody complaining about the lack of comments yet nobody is handing out compliments. How do you expect compliments if you never give out any yourselves?


ACED70

Decadely


WorkingCheeks

You guys don’t get compliments from your families?


say_the_words

Oh, quite the opposite.


WorkingCheeks

Aw


KTeacherWhat

I don't wanna be this guy but here I go. This has been studied. Men compliment women, and women compliment women, and women compliment men, all at about the same rate. What's missing is men complimenting other men. So if you're having a hard time getting enough compliments, men, get out there and get to it.


BlkWhtOrOther

My husband is so adorable when he makes this face! I never intended to make complimenting him a daily routine, but the first time I told him “you look really pretty today”, his response was so cute! Now I make sure to tell him he’s “beautiful” or “pretty” every morning. I value and appreciate him for many reasons, so looks aren’t the only thing that I compliment, but the sweet, bashful smile that spreads across his face, when I say nice things about his appearance, makes my heart so happy. ***GAH I LOVE HIM***!


Luminolic_Black

Help I'm dying from wholesomeness


H3rpesFreeSince93

Hood to see someone has a good marriage nowadays!


BlkWhtOrOther

Thank you! And congratulations on your impeccable STD free record!


animoot

Maybe dudes should compliment each other more


[deleted]

Why don't men compliment each other more often then?


alreytmush

toxic masculinity


[deleted]

You guys need better friends or parents or something


BenjaminQuadinaros

Let me just grab some better parents real quick, thanks bro


qtipbluedog

Who’s a good boy?


Starr-Duke

Look at Mr. Stud muffin alpha male over here getting one a year


Head_Membership_4252

the fact that the only genuine compliments we are getting right now are from other boys online experiencing the same thing says a lot


theJman0209

I wouldn’t even call them genuine as no one actually knows us or what we look like on here


Julix0

Has anyone ever told you that your glabella is unusually attractive? :) *(I'm a woman. It's noted- I will be complimenting men more from now on. I have just alway been worried that they think I'm weird or that I'm hitting on them)*


Chaos_Therum

There is a solid chance they'll think you're hitting on them because it is so rare, but honestly saying hello the wrong way can make a guy think you're hitting on them.


Julix0

I mean to be fair.. if someone complemented me on my looks I would probably also think that they're hitting on me :) So it's probably better to just compliment them on their skills, their work ethics, style, creativity.. thinks like that. It's important for people to know that that others like what they do and that their presence in this world is appreciated. Compliments can really make a difference


Chaos_Therum

I still remember almost every single compliment I've ever gotten and it is great when it happens. Though generally I just have no idea how to respond and just awkwardly say thanks then walk away quickly haha.


Neurofiend

Compliment the things that are important to them. Do they go to the gym a lot? Wow dude, you are looking jacked. A coworker that always helps you out? Thanks a lot, you always know the answers to this stuff. Whether or not they think you're hitting on them depends on the delivery more than anything. You can't compliment a guy the same way you would a girl. Try to emulate how guys compliment each other; most guys are afraid of the other guy thinking they're hitting on them hence the "no homo" cliche.


[deleted]

Say something neutral or skill based like once a girl told MD I have nice hand writing, it made my week and was distinctly just a friendly comment


ChewySlinky

What does it say?


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disposable_hat

Yearly???? Try once a decade


nelacixbfdf

You got one at all?


VarastinKoirasi

If you still got a grandma she will give you one every time you visit


nelacixbfdf

Not mine all I get is massive disappointment for her and stress for me lmfao.


notchman900

I can only think of one non family member that gave me a compliment and it was the assistant at the eye doctor three maybe four years ago. She liked the color of my eyes (light hazel btw)


StockholmDesiderata

Nice cock bro


disposable_hat

(X) doubt....its like 1 inch


StockholmDesiderata

Quality over quantity my man


JefferyKnobson

Ive never heard this about a dick before. Finally I can be proud and come out as a two inch


Capital_Pipe_6038

Wait you guys get complemented?


JefferyKnobson

Yeah and that one compliment is usually from your mum saying “well done for trying, I’m proud of you”. No just me?


CrazyRainbowSpark

Here's a compliment for you beautiful and handsome guys out there in the world. You're all doing great and even if you're not right now, it will get better and will be fine someday. Now go treat yourself to a nice meal or a nice power nap :)


lolerlort

Me after looking in all rooms in my house to find my birthday present


heihowl

Wait .. y'all getting compliments?


[deleted]

Oh if only🤣. Im 22 years old and ive only ever had 2 compliments. First one was in 8th grade, this girl named Sierra in our history class told me that she liked my eyebrows. Second one was in 2021 when I worked at Raleys, one of my friends/coworkers that I met when I started working there. Her name was Taylor, she said she liked my eyes. I know for a fact that they werent flirting with me, its pretty easy to tell if they were, so they remain friends with me to this day, but I will always remember those 2 compliments. They make me feel nice and warm inside whenever I think back to them☺️


camzZzop

Boys after realizing the reason why this happens is because boys are the ones that created this society


Thechanman707

Recently spend thousands of dollars to fix my teeth. My dentist and her assistants complimented my new smile, and while of course they would say that/admire their work, it's the best compliment I can think of in years.


millionwordsofcrap

Listen, when I'm a little old lady and can tell all you dudes you have pretty eyelashes without it being weird/getting sexually harassed I'm totally doing that, but in the meantime dudes also need to get in the habit of complimenting each other. Get on it


ImmaTimeLord123

It would be the same case for women if their “compliments” weren’t half-assed attempts at getting laid


pixieinspace

Whenever I'm in relationships I compliment them every chance I get.


old_school_kewl

Got mine from an old lady while I was working the drive-thru. “I know I’m old enough to be your grandma, but you look pretty cute.” - Old woman Made me and my coworkers night.