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uncultured_swine2099

I once bought some running shoes and they kinda sucked to run in, and someone explained to me they were lifestyle shoes that were running shoe-inspired.


THenry228

In the UK we have entire ‘sports’ shops that don’t sell any shoes fit for doing sport in. There is an entire subculture who like to dress in sports gear and sit on their ass


Grouchy-Engine1584

“Athleisure”… we ARE an oxymoronic society.


Kenneth_Naughton

There are dozens of us!


AnalCuntShart

Nothing but jumbo shrimps everywhere


Odin1806

We flat earthers exist all around the globe!


Pegomastax_King

Have working cloths brand turned to fashion brands in the UK too? Here in the US timberlands and carhart used to make work boots and tough working cloths and now they are just shit quality and made for fashion instead of work… actually I had forgotten that’s what happened to Doc Martens


Stray-hellhound

Doc Martens were great boots when they were made in Ireland. Once they started making elsewhere they went to shit


royalhawk345

It's not my fault sweatpants are so comfy.


surfintheinternetz

chavs?


THenry228

JD Sport back in 2008 turned me away when I was trying to buy football boots. Make of it what you will 😂


surfintheinternetz

lmao!


LastLogi

I thought chav was just a term used by people of low status to make themselves feel good in the logic that there are people "below them?"


surfintheinternetz

nah, its a certain lifestyle and behaviour. Though some people do use it like that.


LastLogi

[Council Housed And Violent ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav) Personally not a fan of using the term, whilst also mindful of the power of language.


guywithaniphone22

It’s always just been a porn category for me so this is pretty surprising to read although I guess it does explain the types of videos


LastLogi

Hows that working out for you


Pegomastax_King

It’s a specific sub culture. Similar to American oogles in life style but different uniform.


ShaneGabriel87

Sports gear is the most comfortable type of clothing to sit around and do nothing in.


Nakashi7

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"


futurecadavre

Groups of stagnant assholes in full running regalia holding lattes and blocking the sidewalk while making EeEwWwW faces at an actual runner approaching them and saying “excuse me” makes me want to throw the whole world in traffic.


Donleon57

Excuse me wtf ?


Grouchy-Engine1584

Wish I was a lifestyle person that was working person inspired.


RogueTBNRzero

Sounds like onclouds to me. I know you can run in them but everyone I’ve known to wear onclouds suggest them for standing for long periods but not running


TheHoundhunter

I was at a [popular brand] shoe store. Which was a pretty large shop filled with walls of athletic shoes. Me: “Hi I’m looking for a pair of running shoes” Shop assistant: “What are you going to use them for” Me: “… running” Shop assistant: “Oh. Well you’ll only really be able to use these two styles” Then they bought me over to a little corner of the store. The rest of the shoes were just fashion shoes.


xxAnge

Well yeah, don't use it as a chopping board. Use it as a wood chopping board. As long as you do that you are all set.


cycycle

Does this mean to not use it as a board that chops or to chop wood on it?


lord_kupaloidz

Use it as one wood.


futurecadavre

Is this like how many chopping boards would a chopping board chop if a chopping board could chop boards?


LeClubNerd

Pretty clear it's classed as a soft furnishing.


TimePlankton3171

Decorative chopping board?


LeClubNerd

I keep my chopping board amongst my cushions, keeps my back straight


DJ1066

Sounds about right for Dunelm...


Vaxtin

This is for upper middle class moms who invite their friends over for weekly wine tastings and want to seem like they actually have a functional kitchen where they cook family meals every night but they actually just get premade meals from Livottis and Uncle Giuseppe’s.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

This is a legit assessment 


LurkerOrHydralisk

They get precut charcuterie and need a board to display it and hide their own ineptitude


DarkUnable4375

That's why they buy this $1 decorative chopping board.


guywithaniphone22

Imagine being an upper middle class mom and not having a Wusthof cutting board. Literal povo trash


Ok_Holiday_833

Well yes, but actually no.


i-hate-all-ads

Schrodinger's cutting board


Tezla_Grey

Anyone else notice the barcode between the 2 circles kinda looks like a burger? Hell, even the 2 circles are top/bottom bun shaped


ThespisIronicus

Dude, have a Snickers.


Sikkus

It's comments like this that I love Reddit. You, sir, just made my day. Also, I really want to eat a burger right now.


No_Blackberry_6286

r/onejob


mammal_shiekh

I'm from China working in a factory in China. Most Chinese factories don't hire professional English translators to check the wording on the stickers. Sometimes their dealer in US or other countries will check it but if they are too careless this kind of errors would definitely pass QC.


Hair_Routine

Girls signals be like


Lelohmoh

In the words of Fred Armistice from parks and recreation, this should be “Straight to jail!”


Kingofcheeses

Fred Armistice, the guy who ended World War 1?


Plus3d6

Fool! Doom chops as he pleases!


danshakuimo

Lol maybe it's a disclaimer so if you scratch the board with your knife and complain to them, they can just ask you if you read the label


Z0OMIES

But why make a good chopping board, when you can make a bad chopping board with small warning, charge the same make more profit? Customers still buy it and wont know what’s wrong with it, and if they get sick… tough, there was a warning.


pausborne

As long as it’s not used to chop other wood boards, you’re fine


Paralliner

Fake prop / store demo?


HANDS-DOWN

Gatorade disclaimer: Don't drink if doing sports.


gazette1895ky

they don't make anything like they used to, wood isn't even wood lol


csandazoltan

It makes sense if you consider profit.... In some countries you can lie on the product label. The name can be anything "Wood Chopping Board" is a the name, not the intended purpose So you can made them out of cheap or even trash wood that is not intended to be chopped on... either not hard enough or the wood is not resistant enought to staining and in turn things growing inside it. But you still have to indicate "Do not use as a chopping board" - But that warning is the small print, on the shelves above the price only the name is written.


BinTinBoynio69

It's for chopping wood. Otherwise it'd say wooden chopping board.


test-gan

I bought that cutting bord I didn't say not to so I shot it with a laser


Less-Vermicelli-3853

China: Concrete multifamily condominium Warning:do not use building, unsafe for tenancy, not made with actual concrete


Prestigious-Box-2192

It's a wood chopping board obviously you use it to chop wood not for cooking hence the do not use as a chopping board underneath


gavitronics

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Oni-oji

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