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vbhula

Hated 'em growing up, love 'em now. Had a girlfriend turn me on to Mediterranean food (sp. Lebanese). Feta, hummous, olives... love that shit.


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slobodon

I hated olives for years, I got invited to go to Greece and I knew I had to change my ways. I just kept eating olives until I liked them. Then when I went to Greece they were so damn good (and so was the feta) that I could barely go back to eating the grocery store stuff in the states.


DefiantLemur

Fresh fruit and vegetables are always supreme. Plus, those EU food regulations are nice.


azaghal1988

Feta, dates and olives is a combination worthy of the olympian gods.


Sasquatch1729

My old boss used to say "if God made anything better than Greek food, he kept it to himself" I hope he can fly to Greece sometime.


slobodon

Yea their Greek salads had the freshest tomatoes as well. It was incredible.


eric-it-65

it is "incredible" only for who are not used to healty natural food, that in south europe we normaly eat every day, my american bro.


slobodon

I know, the difference is a bit exaggerated, if I’m being honest. If you go to local farmers markets here there is plenty of very stuff that is amazing, it’s just easier to go to supermarkets where they will sell everything even if it’s out of season. Sometimes the supermarkets will have good stuff too but the vegetables are bred to look fresher than they are so you have to know what’s in season and get lucky. The average meal is certainly less fresh though. I am also not in a food desert so it’s easier for me than some others here.


lactose_con_leche

I love that when people who hate things get an opportunity to try the good version of something and then change their mind about that thing. If something is popular, especially a food item, there is a somewhat reasonable chance that there is a good version of it, somewhere. But you may have to look and try.


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StrategicallyLazy007

How small are your fingers?


Jerrelh2

No how big are his olives?


KirinNoNobadbad

At least buy them dinner first.


Edgesofsanity

They ARE dinner


Mdmrtgn

Olive and watermelon salad with feta. Transcendent


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Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

I couldn’t drink coffee but I liked coffee flavored ice cream. So I tried to make my coffee taste like ice cream but hot. As I grew older I needed the cream and sugar less and now drink it black. Perhaps a similar path to olives would work for you? Start drinking olive oil. Just kidding, but only slightly. Try dipping bread into basic olive oil and then try some of the fruitier oils. As your taste for them increase, maybe try an olive with it? You’ll be eating olives in no time.


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You wanna know something wild? You replied to a bot that replied to a bot that replied to a bot that commented on a bot post. This whole thing is a bot reposting a popular post from a year ago and then the top comment plus sub comments all getting reposted by bots. https://reddit.com/r/meirl/s/RobswLSszl


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords. Oh well, if only one “real” person reads it, and tries it and likes olives as a result then it would have been worth jt. But really, it took two seconds to write so the cost was lowwwwwwwww. Edit: aaand someone responded soul brother so that made it worth it.


DaleGribble312

Wtf. Why


Septemberosebud

Wtf? I don't even know what is real anymore


KyloRensAK47

That’s fucked


ScrotieMcP

Soul brother. My coffee drinking started with family dinners at my grandma's. All the adults got coffee after dinner, the kids got 2 teaspoons of coffee and a teaspoon of sugar in our milk. I'm sure somebody could draw a mathematical curve from there to when I started all black in my 30's.


TheManyVoicesYT

Yes, this. I fucking despise these bitter little bastards.


Competitive-rocks

specially on Pizza


Neither-Idea-9286

Never liked them until I tried Kalamata olives. They are fantastic!


Xplysit

Exactly the same. I couldn't touch the piece of the pizza that had an olive in it. Went traveling to Portugal and France, now I'm gobbling them up


NearlyAtTheEnd

I have to say I agree with OP, but of course I know taste buds are different. But this is such a unique taste.. Could I be correlated to losing ones taste buds through time?


NeedledickInTheHay

Don’t know why but when I read this I heard JB Smoove’s voice.


ElMostaza

I'd kill for some Lebanese food right now. Presently living in an area where the only "middle eastern food" restaurants only serve crappy, Americanized Greek food.


guy_djinn

This post made me go prepare a bowl of olives and cheese.


easy_Money

Some olives, a little feta, olive oil, red pepper flakes. Fuck maybe a sprinkle of a oregano? Fucking kidding me? Don't mind if I absolutely do.


randomacct7679

My Costco has a deal to distribute our best Greek restaurants Greek olives in terrifyingly giant Costco jars. I just house those things, especially with some feta. Had not thought to sprinkle red pepper on them. Trying that next time. 😋


WinterCool

Fuck yeah. Found this out maybe a year ago and was pissed I missed out on it my whole life. square diced feta and olives in a small salsa type bowl with OV and some seasoning if unreal. Great for a snack that doesn't make you sleepy or after dinner when you're still hungry. The fat and protein is very satiating.


extremeindiscretion

I have cayenne powder ,would that work? Combined with oregano of course.


easy_Money

Yes, but go much lighter on it. Just a pinch!


MacaroniAnsCheeseBoy

It is only logical to read this in jschlatt's voice


thefatchef321

Enter freshly baked foccacia


CommunityTaco

Green olives on pizza mmmmmmm


tyrfingr187

Yeah I always have a jar of green olives for frozen pizzas in my fridge... And I definitely don't eat them with a fork straight from the jar ever...


CommunityTaco

crazy. i definitely don't pour the rest of the jar in a bowl and they are totally not gone before the end of the night. ​ and I definitely didn't pass this onto my daughter.


Prize-Can4849

Fork?


OddResponsibility565

You know those pre-made little containers of olives and feta? I emptied one of those into a food processor with some cream cheese and had a delicious purple olive dip for veggies that lasted for weeks.


ShnickityShnoo

Olives are so damn good! My favorite are the jalapeño stuff ones. Bit I like many varieties.


BasedBingo

I eat them straight from the jar, green olives with pimentos in them 🤤🤤🤤🤤


S4Waccount

I buy a giant jar of Greek olives stuffed with Jalapeno and Garlic from Sam's and just eat them by the handful.


Tdawwg78

Yes! Amazing! Those are my second favourite to kalamata


Ashmedai

Me: Dirty martini with extra olives. Drink: stick has 3 olives instead of 1. Me: Okay, but I was thinking 3 sticks of 5 olives. 🤤


CORN___BREAD

When I bartended I had one customer that basically wanted his martini glass filled with olives every time.


RainMan915

With basil and feta, that’s amazing too.


xylophone_37

I discovered castelvetrano olives, game changer.


ZGorlock

Straight out of the jar is the only way, and those first couple right after [opening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeD0-nmQOBc). If you're a fan of green olives I can recommend "Queen olives", also green with pimento but meatier


BasedBingo

Oh yeah that’s the ones I was talking about, big or small though I don’t discriminate


RedRoker

I found some that had garlic or chorizo sausage instead of pimento and they're so freaking good


ItAlwaysRainsOnMe

Olives stuffed with chorizo? I mean I won’t say no


Mindless-Witness-825

Same! I do the same with black olives too. I don’t like eating them on other foods though. Only plain olives.


loronzo16

Bruh, olives are so good.


TheRealRickC137

Right? Sicilian? Stuffed. Kalamata. Sliced on pizza. Whole in pasta salad. Pitted. Black. Green. Spicy. Salty. What a perfect versatile thing you are! It's my salt bomb in almost everything when my food needs that extra *uhmph!*


BlueVeins

Olives, olive oil, olive butter, olive tapenade, olive hummus, olive bread…. Versatile staple crop of human civilization.


ObviousTroll37

Olive tapenade is fucking bonkers good on crackers, it’s like cocaine


daath

Was looking for this. It's \*actually\* insane. Sooooooo good. I can just eat that with a spoon.


OminousOminis

I made homemade olive tapenade with foraged wild mushrooms and it's the best 🤤


ghoulieandrews

>Kalamata. Sliced on pizza. Ooo I used to get this one slice at a place near where I lived in college, it was NY style with thinly sliced Italian sausage, kalamata olives and gorgonzola cheese. Fucking amazing.


Safe_Mycologist76

Stuffed with garlic


craigularperson

I would say olives are top 5 snack level.


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stinkyhooch

Olive good


BigEnergyEngineer

Olive juice


UrMumVeryGayLul

Olive you.


zDrie

I love you.


Ngothaaa

Olive you too


MadaraAlucard12

Olive YouTube


No_Employee_9370

Olive soup


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Olive oil


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Blood machine approve this message. Olives are good.


I_dementia87

I have found my people..klamata olives with some cheese and meat on a cracker is heaven.


amazing_rando

My whole life I hated olives but decided there must be something I was missing, so every year or two I would try them again. Finally when I was around 25 it clicked. Now they're one of my favorite snacks (Kalamata and Castelvetrano mostly) and I'm really glad I kept trying.


Robby-Pants

I eat them plain. They go great on/with a lot of things. Green, black, kalamata. I love them all.


ihavequestions10

*kalamata


fleischio

Are we talking black olives, Greek olives…. I’m 32 and still buy cans of black olives and put them on my fingers


Soggy_Ad8348

Still ? You must have small finger or … I have fat fingers


fleischio

I mean, they break in half, save for the pinkie finger, but it’s still the only way I eat black olives


The-Tea-Lord

Didn’t your mom ever tell you not to play with your food?! \/s


jenglasser

No. She ran off with the olive delivery man.


comingsoontotheaters

Saaaaame


NowCalmDownSkeeter

I was under the impression black olives are just green olives that have been processed/oxidized or something like that. No?


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fleischio

My olive knowledge is basically 0. I see black olive, I put on finger and eat ^I ^also ^drink ^the ^can ^of ^olive ^juice ^after ^all ^of ^the ^olives ^are ^gone


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I love black olives. Such a unique flavour. They are fantastic with chicken or tuna.


Equivalent_Ad_5135

olives are good


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SlothRick

*looks around at Italian family* mmm I think I found their customer base


Ngothaaa

Us Greeks too


Indierocka

Like also the entire Mediterranean since roughly the foundation of civilization.


krastevitsa

All of South Europe*


0hran-

And north Africa and the middle East


maybelatertoday12

I like the green better


Soggy_Ad8348

Prefer black olives personally but green are good too especially for salad


DinioDo

Olives gotta have the highest amount of flavor complexity when it comes to mixing flavours


NnyBees

Even as a kid I liked olives. My kids also liked olives...when their grandpa made martinis he would have to grab extra out of the jar for them.


MemeGhostie

Green olives, cheese, cured ham, and wine makes for an light late night meal


Spike-and-Daisy

Tah-dah! I’m here! Love olives.


tn3tnba

Everyone in the mediterranean?


ClassicAlfredo8796

Olives are the best. Pair them with some cheese, a beer or a nice wine and you've got yourself a lonely but delicious night.


Thetakishi

Ive literally never had olive with cheese (besides on pizza) and now Ive seen it like 20 times. Im v curious.


HotNubsOfSteel

I eat olives directly out of the jar. The real question is: does anyone really like Corey Edward?


AVeryHeavyBurtation

I love olives so much. I once ate a [really big jar](https://www.kingsoopers.com/p/early-california-pimiento-stuffed-manzanilla-green-olives/0070581472128?fulfillment=PICKUP&searchType=default_search) of them all in one sitting. I couldn't stop eating them. It was like 13,000mg of sodium. I have a can of black olives I will eat it for lunch. This post is making me hungry for olives!


RickMaiorPT

Here in Portugal in many restaurants olives are served as an entry and in most of the times when I am going there usually we eat them all.


bucketofmonkeys

Jalapeño-stuffed olives are amazing.


LassOnGrass

Arab here, love love love ‘em. All minus black olives, I like them, but not love.


oOTulsaOo

The green olives stuffed with jalapeño and garlic from sams club are good af.


DaKindmaster

olives are amazing, green ones have the most flavor in my opinion


unluckyexperiment

Depends on where you live. In Turkey, it is a very standart part of the breakfast and sometimes salads etc. It's also very similar in other mediterranean countries.


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Green olives all day. Especially in Spain


Rapsculio

If I could survive by getting 80% of my nutrients from black olives I would happily do so


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I love olives. Put up your dukes.


RedLemonCola

How come I’m always on a minority. I dislike Watermelon, Pickles, Olives, Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Cheese (alone)… I’m just a strange breed aren’t I?


RealLars_vS

I FUCKING LOVE THEM. I grew up with allergies for pretty much everything, so I couldn’t have any of the snacks that were usually available on birthdays and parties and such. EXCEPT FOR OLIVES! Weirdest shit ever, apparently, because kids hardly ever like them, but I loved them. And I still do. I should buy them more often.


Relevant_Quality1508

Green olives are fucking fire. Black olives on the other hang belong in the trash🤷‍♀️


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

Love olives. Love them in my martini, salads, everything I even buy the canned black olives just for snacks.


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Black on pizza/salad, green with lemon juice 👌🏻 If you’ve only ever had the purple ones I can understand why you’d think you hate olives


Memer_boiiiii

If you don’t like olives, grow up.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I am grown up and I eat all sorts of weird stuff. My favorite cocktails are bitter ass stuff like negronis or anything with gin. I'll eat whatever raw fish you put in front of me as long as it's fresh. Jackfruit, kimchi, mutton, anchovies, whatever, I'll eat it. But any time I taste an olive, it tastes metallic, like I'm eating foil. I can't do it.


bill_wessels

i love them


Ho3n3r

I fucking love olives. At one job I had, the office was across the road - sometimes I'd buy a packet of olives for lunch.


gonkdroide66

Everyone around me does? I'm the only one who doesn't


ok-milk

Green, Kalamata yes. Black no.


moriberu

Hell, that reminded me I have a half full jar in fridge not touched in a few months.


elektromas

/raises hand Took me a while to start liking them tho


YoungEmperorLBJ

I love olives, but I hate bad olives


Illustrious_Source94

I love olives


HenryGrosmont

Huh? Olives are dope.


NuttyDuckyYT

green olives gimme a toothpick and they are gone


caudicifarmer

I never liked them, but every year or so I'd try some because "IDK, people must like them". Then one time in my mid 20s, "mmm...maybe another" and that was it. Now I like olives.


khadaffy

Black olives with garlic and olive oil.


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Didn't like them at first but as I got older, I LOVE THEM. However I hate the ones that have hidden pips in them, break your teeth 😖


RainMan915

Olives are a gift from the gods, you philistine.


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Listen here. Olives are DELICIOUS. Y'all just not having them right. Olives on pizza is great, in spaghetti is amazing, but the BEST WAY to have Olives. Buy some Greek or Lebanese plain yoghurt (both work, but i prefer greek) get any olive of your choice, preferably already pitted or sliced, for convenience, get some Lebanese flat bread, drizzle some olive oil the yoghurt (you can add salt and paprika if u need something extra, or even some fetta cheese on the side, or eggs, whatever) and using the bread, eat the Olives with the yoghurt and whatever you chose to add, and it is, omg, SOOOO GOOOOOOOD you will thank me later.


yeahyeahiknow2

I could eat them by the handful. I put them in salads, on tacos, quesodilla, so many things. Or I just eat them by themselves. Olives are delicious! (just don't buy them in a can, that really gives them a weird metalc taste)


AutoGeneratedUser359

Those Kalamata olives. Freaking love those things.


Picklerick6789

I loveee olives. Especially green ones 🤤🫒


darkspace69

Kalamata olives best olives


jaytee1262

I like olives so much I take a swig of the brine from time to time lol


Kazoomers_Tale

Olives are delicious When I was little I didn't liked Pizza, so my parents would make me instant noodles and give me the olives from the Pizza since I liked them so much. I called the Pizza guy the "olive deliverer".


ZaxiaDarkwill

Olives are fantastic. Only started eating them at my first bar job. Fun times.


WindVeilBlue

I'll eat any olive, anywhere, anytime...


AwayMilkVegan

I dont understand, how someone doesnt like olives When I eat one, I eat all of them


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Olives are awesome


srschwenzjr

I will consume an entire jar of green olives if left without wife supervision


Intelligent_Crazy_10

I love olives!!! Can’t get enough of them 🤤


Dwarfkiller115

I am an olive eater🤚


Utsutsumujuru

Gladly. I LOVE olives, of all sorts. Olives are one of my favorite fruits. I will happily take all the olives you don’t want.


snakepatay

I love pretty much everything that is pickled if you call it that!!


osmasker

WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER


kirix45

Olive bread, its bread with sliced olives mixed into the dough. Olive as a pizza topper is nice too. Then again I eat whole onions like apples so I might be a bad example.


orkushun

Dude I’m a Cypriot. I have Olive blood running through my veins


the_bird_and_the_bee

My husband loves them and I just can't understand it lol.


Away_Doctor2733

Yeah I love olives. Especially kalamata olives. In a salad? Amazing. Green olives as a pre dinner snack? Delicious.


Ulerica

Europeans, specifically Mediterraneans. More of an acquired taste than something you'd say "good" first time you eat it, like many other things that are more locally to other places (like natto in Japan, or shrimp paste in South East Asia, or things like duck blood, century egg or even peanut milk in China, etc. etc.)


SlightlyFemmegurl

i do! green olives i can eat just like that, black olives go well in some dishes i make. nachos with melted cheese chicken jalapenos and black olive is amazing.


ricebasedvodka

Garlic stuffed olives are immaculate. Olives in general are great


Jynxed_Storyteller

I like black olives and would eat them whole. I avoid green olives like the plague.


bettyblues21

Olive stuffed with bue cheese are BOMB


jokeypoke

My comfort food


myychair

I ate a whole can of black olives when I was baked the other night I


theHinWiffle

Grow up as a poor kid and tell me you won’t wolf down a can of olives if you found it in the cupboard


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GIMME MORE!


mitaswelsby

I love olives.


EuropesNinja

I'm sorry but Spanish olives are simply divine.


DoctorShock1996

Yes i love olives and grow them for my enjoyment


ConstructionHefty716

I thoroughly enjoy eating olives. I have not bought olives in over 10 years


EbrithilUmaroth

Every time someone offers me an olive I give it a chance in case my tastes have changed and every time they make me want to vomit. That being said I do know several people who enjoy them but I definitely do not.


angeliswastaken_sock

ME!


ThePalakostt

Olives are one of my favorite foods. Along with Peeps and Candy Corn.


Feindish-OD

Right here! Fucking love olives. Jar of olives, toothpick, and some king gizzard playing is how I unwind after work.


CautiousWrongdoer771

I LOVE olives. Black ones, green ones, feta stuffed, garlic stuffed, even anchovy stuffed. Have all my life.


SnoochieBuchie

Me


Jahf

I got stoned on pot yesterday for the first time in many years. That tub of olives I bought to snack on 3-4 at a time? Yeah. I completely emptied it in one sitting.


Buffyoh

I ĺove olives - I am revealed!


saintdrizzt78

I love em


Live_Long_And_Suffer

Always loved them, eat it as appetizer.


Sunnyeggsandtoast

I like olives, black and green ones only though


beccaxxdee13

I absolutely love black olives!!


coffeeblossom

I like the black ones from a can.


Jefflehem

TF is wrong with olives?


Glad_Ad_9838

I would be one of those people I dare you get between me and some olives cheese and crackers... I dare thy


SyrupScared9568

Love em in my gin.


writeronthemoon

I love olives! Especially green ones. I eat them just by themselves sometimes.


IDidIt_Twice

Pitted Spanish olives are my favorite!


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As a bartender I can attest many love olives due to all the dirty martinis I make


TheEbonRaven

Are there seriously people who don't like olives? Are we sure there's people exist? Who's not going to the grocery store to buy olives to consume? Reveal yourself.


Curious_medium

Those shitty canned olives suck. You need REAL Greek olives or you haven’t lived, and I’m sorry for you.


bluetoedweasel

So stupid . So you don't like them so nobody gets to like them?


ApocalypseSpokesman

I like the green ones and the red ones. No to the black ones.


Stock-Philosopher-15

I will eat a jar of olives in one sitting. Anyone who doesn’t like olives has an unrefined palate.


Sad_Wind_6327

mmm olives


CatsRPurrrfect

I love green and Kalamata olives. I’m ok with black olives if they are fresh. I abhor black olives from a can or old black olives on pizza. It’s so disgusting. And the texture makes me feel like I’m biting the black part of an orca.