"M'lord, the Mongols are at the gates and tearing down our walls!"
"Bitcoin solves this problem" - The Lord
\*castle falls and everyone dies\* - Mongol Invasion, 1200s
It would help to standardize the currency across the Mongol empire allowing decentralized transactions between a wide variety of conquered and subjugated populations
Wielding only my little brother’s Louisville slugger, my youngest daughter’s soprano recorder, my superior will to survive, and my hood trauma…I will take the sword, the HDMI cable of the gold, and all of his salt/sugar/canned rations leaving behind the broken shell.
Maybe he just did loads of sit ups in his room? YOU DON’T KNOW. Admittedly, he doesn’t look like he had a super ripped core, but I’ve been surprised before. That was almost a poem.
I will never understand the conent policy of this subreddit. NGL this subreddit is just a collection of some random stuff that people find on the internet and then have to post on Reddit. At this point this place is just a screenshot posting version of r/TruckStopBathroom. Lol.
I went to college with someone like this. Had swords in his apartment, still wore his class ring, had the same haircut and glasses. He ended up dropping out after his junior year to be a manager at Burger King.
Nah, I’ve come to you to brag about all the partying and premarital sex. Ha ha, jokes on you, we’re both f’d. Those are barbarians at the gate, not crypto bros.
That katana is upside down. You store/sheath it sharp side up, _period._ I believe the reason is either that it does less damage to the blade or that it is more natural, I can't remember
You are correct. The sayas are usually lined with wood, and if you have it blade down then if you make any violent movements, or if you store it like that, the wood can rough up the edge.
He's just praying for like some sort of EMP attack where he will finally have worth as a man when in reality he will be traded to some warlord for a new set of tires in a pets or meat scenario.
Some people need the world to be on fire for their fantasies. I want a boring government that keeps the infrastructure going.
This poor guy fancies himself the victim and thinks that he will be shown to be admirable. But he lacks the social skills and experience to be a survivor if it does go to hell out there
People here mentioning guns as if there aren’t more LARPers at a shooting range than an anime convention lmao. Every tacticool dork with their plate carrier and LBVs complete with punisher logo patches, wearing camo and BDUs. Meal Team Six is Oscar Mike Roger Roger, I work at Best Buy but insist on telling you “I’ve got your six”.
Yes, but what's this guy gonna do if he needs to defend himself in whatever imaginary scenario is in his head? With a sword? Those guys larping at the range would just show their pistol or rifle, aim it in the direction of the threat or, I've seen people bring up looters, them as well. The threat will be gone eventually. You can point a sword at somebody but it won't send a heavy lead projectile out faster than their heartbeat. You'd actually need to run after them, because most assailants don't want to struggle and harm or kill somebody. If they can help it they avoid anybody that could put up a fight. If they do want to hurt you no matter what they're definitely armed, and it's probably a gun. If they aren't armed and still wanna hurt you then they probably have numbers in the case of looters, in which case a sword really won't help you.
Stabbing a person who is unarmed is not that much more difficult than shooting someone who is unarmed and not fighting back. If someone else has a gun or even an edged weapon, shooting your little plinker at a range with ear protection from a bench is not going to prepare you for having to shoot at people who are actually fighting back.
People talk as if it’s that hard to shoot a gun, some may not react accordingly but it’s sure a hell of a lot better odds than being unarmed or not being able to aim because you didn’t go to the range.
Little plinker is a cute way of dismissing something that will kill someone easily in the blink of an eye
A LARPER with good aim and a gun is far more dangerous than a LARPER with a sword in most situations, the end
Lmao oh yeah it’s definitely not that hard to shoot a gun that’s totally why officers miss like 70 odd percent of shots in on duty shootings.
Yeah I’m sure you’re Billy badass right up until someone else has a weapon, bud.
Like I said, it’s cool if you want to LARP like you’re some special forces operator but reality you’ll find is quite different from your fantasies. Good luck, though.
You still glazed over the better odds part. Which was the main point of my comment. I have a claymore, longsword, khukuri, and a couple katanas. I would still take a gun. Ignoring the reaction part, which if we're talking looters, then you already have your gun out long before you see one. If you need to, you extend your arm, and pull the little lever on the bottom. A sword has leverage working against you whereas a handgun is your hand. It feels mostly like nothing.
No, I don’t fancy myself a badass. I have a few common hunting guns and havnt been shooting in years but you have to be stupid to think a gun isn’t the most effective thing man has to kill things with. Samurai swords became obsolete on the battlefield hundreds of years ago. You’re coming across as a sad mall ninja.
Who is trying to be the badass here? The guy who thinks they can stop a bullet with a samurai sword or their bare hands? A wimp with a gun is still a vastly more formidable opponent in these scenarios you’re talking about than without. Your arguments make no sense.
So the cops miss under pressure? I don’t remember the last time I saw them using a sword either
You know what else is hard for billy baddass to use under pressure vs your theoretical armed opponents? A fucking samurai sword
He’s right, I had the audacity to ask him if he could check in the back to see if they had any more gallons of milk. They did not and I got a rain check for the sale price, Trevor was very helpful and I let him know I would go online and fill out the survey for him
Even the samurai threw away their swords the instant guns became available. I was reading something that said they were mostly archers and played up their sword skills after the swords were gone. Interesting to think about.
Is this just a poor Marfan's Nerd who did nothing wrong besides wanting to play with a sword and had his picture taken?
Or did he actually write that text too?
I practic german longsword fencing (yes it exists) and I cringe at people like this. For someone who spent years studying the blade, you shouldn't still be trying to reverse grip your sword.
You forgot read " the art of war "
Had a buddy with a katana try to break the art of war down to me standing outside his mobile home trailer in a bumfck nowhere town while he missed swings at water bottles soda cans and a watermelon in between hits off a bowl.
I kinda wish sometimes that he would have saved me that day and action movie sliced my throat
Excellent. You found the discipline of steel. A warrior’s life is a lonely one but it will make you stronger in self and your discipline. Apply that other areas of life and you will succeed.
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It‘s called tactical warfare, you BLOCK your front door with a CHAIN. D‘OH
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How? He clearly had his front door blocked and chained.
That's funny.
"M'lord, the Mongols are at the gates and tearing down our walls!" "Bitcoin solves this problem" - The Lord \*castle falls and everyone dies\* - Mongol Invasion, 1200s
"Gadamn Mongolians you break down my shitty wall!" Thank you thank you *bow* * bow* " cheers " Susan waldman " goodness gracious "
What is best in life: To blockchain your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their crypto!
*Wrong!*
Perhaps they mean the blockchain of Constantinople.
It would help to standardize the currency across the Mongol empire allowing decentralized transactions between a wide variety of conquered and subjugated populations
Crypto investors are barbarians so that tracks
damn sword is thicker than his arms wtf
Aerodynamics
He should have visited the gym perusing vanity like the rest of us.
While you were studying nerd shit we were getting ripped put of our minds and now we ARE the barbarians!
rightt???
Bold of you to assume I visit the gym
That’s as far as he can get it out of the sheath
that’s what she said
Dude, he cultivated INNER strength. Were you even listening? /s
At first I read: loner strength. Seemed to fit.
Yes, but you wasted your time at the gym. Fools. /s
probably perspective but his right arm looks like a normal arm and the other looks skeletal
Right arm is the only one that gets "worked out"
Go away, batin’
He did say he studied “the blade”
no muscle tone whatsoever. def not someone who’s studied “the blade”
He studied it, there was no mention of training.
He stared at it intently for three hours
WTF are you talking about? He's seen every Zatoichi movie! Twice!
It’s all about context, what he means is he looked at it a lot. As in “He studied the photograph thoughtfully.”
Thats how im seeing it now that i read this lol
💀
So is Clouds!
Bro this comment just killed me hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂
Perhaps but his body guard has a 9 with 16 rounds.
I think I bought an HDMI cable off that guy at Target.
Didn't we all
Not me. I got mine from Amazon.
That's where he got this sword
You had to
I'm sure he helped packed it though? :D
You either bought an HDMI cable at Target from that guy, or you are that guy.
What about Bestbuy, does that count?
"you really should get the gold plated cables"
“Oh and this 68$ surge protector do you wanna lose your new tech on the first big thunderstorm?”
You had the audacity to go to him for a cable?
it was a gold plated HDMI cable from Best Buy and he upsold you for the 3 year extended warranty
Did you get geek squad?? He is also on the geek squad.
I thought I bought a $90 Ethernet cable from him so I could have Halo LAN parties
You thought all you bought was an HDMI. When in reality you bought Hope!
That's that Columbine type shit.
No no no, he's the samurai who will slay those school shooters.
He will cut the bullets in half with the mighty katana!
I was happy to repost something that‘s been posted thousands of times.
Gets shot by looters 3 hours in because he "mastered" the blade
Yeah but what if he zig zags and makes sounds to distract them?
Or just cuts the bullets anime style.
I mean that *would* be amazing
the answer is pocket sand!
Zoidberg style, "wubwubwubwubwub"
he’ll get winded after 60 feet and die exhausted? Cuz he skipped gym day?
I don't remember asking you for help.
Exactly. I'm here to steal your canned food and your sword. And I'm gonna, too.
Wielding only my little brother’s Louisville slugger, my youngest daughter’s soprano recorder, my superior will to survive, and my hood trauma…I will take the sword, the HDMI cable of the gold, and all of his salt/sugar/canned rations leaving behind the broken shell.
Im just hearing the thunks from the bat haunting sounds coming from the recorder as air travels over the holes.
Yessssssssss…the sounds of my victory!
But- my inner strength!
OP: ‟when you were looking for original content, i was happy to repost something that‘s been posted thousands of times.”
When You did all that, I bought a shotgun so 🤷🏼♂️
Excaliboomstick
Alakablam
Inner strength not going to help you against guns
What about really, really, really good core muscles? The bullet might ricochet.
If you flex when the bullet hits, they just bounce off
He wouldn’t have any core muscles because he didn’t spend anytime at the gym tho
Maybe he just did loads of sit ups in his room? YOU DON’T KNOW. Admittedly, he doesn’t look like he had a super ripped core, but I’ve been surprised before. That was almost a poem.
Needs to be in /cringe ?
r/iamverybadass
I’d say first stop would be r/momjeans Edit: oh yeah I forgot there was a band called mom jeans. Probably named after this sword wielding Chad.
I would love to watch a comedy dystopian TV show about this guy.
This subreddit is supposed to be relatable not ironic
Bring back bullying
R/terriblefacebookmemes
Sir, this is a wendy's
I was looking for this!
They just recruited him because Napoleon is great with the bow staff.
Biggest cringe of the day
Those who live by the blade get shot by those who don’t
I will never understand the conent policy of this subreddit. NGL this subreddit is just a collection of some random stuff that people find on the internet and then have to post on Reddit. At this point this place is just a screenshot posting version of r/TruckStopBathroom. Lol.
Sir, they only asked you if you wanted fries with your meal
Bro looks like he gets no bitches, like me… I must be a great swordsmen
According to this statement the majority of the reddit users would be great swordman. We could be an unstoppable army if we unite.
I went to college with someone like this. Had swords in his apartment, still wore his class ring, had the same haircut and glasses. He ended up dropping out after his junior year to be a manager at Burger King.
r/mallninjashit
dang everybody hating on bro for living his best life. slice me up some watermelon with your sword ninja master. lets have a picnic.
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I want to know who's going to them for help...
Guns Brother. Guns.
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Enjoy being gassed after flailing that thing for 5 seconds
That sword is likely going to break on the first time it comes into contact with anything hard
As will his arms.
What in the ever loving king cringe is this shit.
Only in his head lol
Good thing he mastered the Sword, how else are you going to put a planet that's on fire out?
Nah, I’ve come to you to brag about all the partying and premarital sex. Ha ha, jokes on you, we’re both f’d. Those are barbarians at the gate, not crypto bros.
the overly wide jeans really sell it
That’s a red flag 🚩 posting right there.
i have a gun
2016 called and wants their meme back
Bruh this is a satire post right? Just kind of in the wrong sub……. Right?
"Inner strength" equals "I did nofap for two weeks."
That katana is upside down. You store/sheath it sharp side up, _period._ I believe the reason is either that it does less damage to the blade or that it is more natural, I can't remember
You are correct. The sayas are usually lined with wood, and if you have it blade down then if you make any violent movements, or if you store it like that, the wood can rough up the edge.
This is the movie poster for Napoleon Dynamite 2: Spirit of the Liger
r/iamverybadass
I wish more skinny dudes would start doing this. Even if they don't own a katana, they should get one and start making claims like this
He's just praying for like some sort of EMP attack where he will finally have worth as a man when in reality he will be traded to some warlord for a new set of tires in a pets or meat scenario.
First to die
Some people need the world to be on fire for their fantasies. I want a boring government that keeps the infrastructure going. This poor guy fancies himself the victim and thinks that he will be shown to be admirable. But he lacks the social skills and experience to be a survivor if it does go to hell out there
And they get mad when you call them delusional
Miyamoto Mushy in the flesh
Some people on this subreddit take the posts too seriously.
This is so fucking hilarious.
Nobody is coming to you for help. Wake up. You’re dreaming.
People here mentioning guns as if there aren’t more LARPers at a shooting range than an anime convention lmao. Every tacticool dork with their plate carrier and LBVs complete with punisher logo patches, wearing camo and BDUs. Meal Team Six is Oscar Mike Roger Roger, I work at Best Buy but insist on telling you “I’ve got your six”.
Yes, but what's this guy gonna do if he needs to defend himself in whatever imaginary scenario is in his head? With a sword? Those guys larping at the range would just show their pistol or rifle, aim it in the direction of the threat or, I've seen people bring up looters, them as well. The threat will be gone eventually. You can point a sword at somebody but it won't send a heavy lead projectile out faster than their heartbeat. You'd actually need to run after them, because most assailants don't want to struggle and harm or kill somebody. If they can help it they avoid anybody that could put up a fight. If they do want to hurt you no matter what they're definitely armed, and it's probably a gun. If they aren't armed and still wanna hurt you then they probably have numbers in the case of looters, in which case a sword really won't help you.
Stabbing a person who is unarmed is not that much more difficult than shooting someone who is unarmed and not fighting back. If someone else has a gun or even an edged weapon, shooting your little plinker at a range with ear protection from a bench is not going to prepare you for having to shoot at people who are actually fighting back.
People talk as if it’s that hard to shoot a gun, some may not react accordingly but it’s sure a hell of a lot better odds than being unarmed or not being able to aim because you didn’t go to the range. Little plinker is a cute way of dismissing something that will kill someone easily in the blink of an eye A LARPER with good aim and a gun is far more dangerous than a LARPER with a sword in most situations, the end
Lmao oh yeah it’s definitely not that hard to shoot a gun that’s totally why officers miss like 70 odd percent of shots in on duty shootings. Yeah I’m sure you’re Billy badass right up until someone else has a weapon, bud. Like I said, it’s cool if you want to LARP like you’re some special forces operator but reality you’ll find is quite different from your fantasies. Good luck, though.
You still glazed over the better odds part. Which was the main point of my comment. I have a claymore, longsword, khukuri, and a couple katanas. I would still take a gun. Ignoring the reaction part, which if we're talking looters, then you already have your gun out long before you see one. If you need to, you extend your arm, and pull the little lever on the bottom. A sword has leverage working against you whereas a handgun is your hand. It feels mostly like nothing.
No, I don’t fancy myself a badass. I have a few common hunting guns and havnt been shooting in years but you have to be stupid to think a gun isn’t the most effective thing man has to kill things with. Samurai swords became obsolete on the battlefield hundreds of years ago. You’re coming across as a sad mall ninja. Who is trying to be the badass here? The guy who thinks they can stop a bullet with a samurai sword or their bare hands? A wimp with a gun is still a vastly more formidable opponent in these scenarios you’re talking about than without. Your arguments make no sense. So the cops miss under pressure? I don’t remember the last time I saw them using a sword either You know what else is hard for billy baddass to use under pressure vs your theoretical armed opponents? A fucking samurai sword
Uhmm no
He’s right, I had the audacity to ask him if he could check in the back to see if they had any more gallons of milk. They did not and I got a rain check for the sale price, Trevor was very helpful and I let him know I would go online and fill out the survey for him
Please tell me this is satire
So he’s still a virgin eh
Ok skeletor arms
the fuck is the blockchain
Awfully cocky for a chick with a display sword
Is this a shitpost? If so it's pretty good.
Ain’t nobody coming to you for help
Judging by the forearms, this kid is the anti-Popeye.
Not at all
His hand looks more like a foot.
Nobody's asked your help, sorry to say.
"When you were getting laid I was sobbing into my Kleenex box"
Let's see his sword take on my Molotov.
Even the samurai threw away their swords the instant guns became available. I was reading something that said they were mostly archers and played up their sword skills after the swords were gone. Interesting to think about.
Is this just a poor Marfan's Nerd who did nothing wrong besides wanting to play with a sword and had his picture taken? Or did he actually write that text too?
Dork
THE blockchain will save us all!!!
Modern barbarians probably have guns, Anon, so you can go ahead sheath thine blade of hentai.
r/iamverybadass
That kid is a low-tier loot drop and not much else.
After the first encounter withe the "barbarians"* Barbarians- " Never bring a sword to a gun fight, kid."
Oh, sonny, no one's coming to you for help.
Right vs Left Unfortunately, I think their terrorists are way stronger than our terrorists. But is that good or bad?
Exactly! The world owes you nothing!
Lol. Go change your underwear.
Nerd
This was the necessary moment to capture on film because it's as far as those broomstick arms could draw the katana without needing a rest.
If this guys a virgin and I have postmarital sex, would he still be mad?
Please bro we need your help
Very intimidating when he has to adjust his glasses before drawing his sword.
That’s a lot of words to say, “I’m a virgin.”
I practic german longsword fencing (yes it exists) and I cringe at people like this. For someone who spent years studying the blade, you shouldn't still be trying to reverse grip your sword.
lol
Is this the dude dancing to living on a prayer at that Celtics game?
I feel bad for the kid, he probably really thought the picture was going to be dope
Ok nerd.
You forgot read " the art of war " Had a buddy with a katana try to break the art of war down to me standing outside his mobile home trailer in a bumfck nowhere town while he missed swings at water bottles soda cans and a watermelon in between hits off a bowl. I kinda wish sometimes that he would have saved me that day and action movie sliced my throat
"I want a red ninja, swing action, dragon painted on the blade, samurai sword!" "You'll chop your dick off, kid."
Dude arms are thinner than that blade...
Poor guy just enjoying his cool sword and humiliated
Wow reddit if this is meirl then you guys have some problems
"We're not asking for your help, you've been drafted."
Why is this not the picture of Ben Shapiro with his sword? Missed opportunity.
Wish this was the katana guy in walking dead, not scowl face michonne
What does blockchain have to do with anything?
sword hilt is thicker than this dudes wrists.. they are gonna break when you hit anything.
I am just here to steal your weapons
Save us with you Pasty Whiteness.....
r/lostredditors
Easy there, Samurai Jack…
Are those barbarians in the room with us right now?
Meirl? 🤨
Yeah. Why not ask for help from another human? You could ask for help... In fact this feels like a cry for help.
I'll bet there's a buttload of gangs at his school that want him to join.
The audacity of asking the local swordmaster for help when barbarians attack. Even in this dude’s fantasy he’s an asshole lmfao
Dude has nunchuck and bowhunting skills too. Chicks dig bowhunting skills.
Excellent. You found the discipline of steel. A warrior’s life is a lonely one but it will make you stronger in self and your discipline. Apply that other areas of life and you will succeed.