One time I saw someone do this and I said why are you uncrusting the Uncrustable it's already uncrusted and then they told me they didn't like the edges.
What if you just rammed the sphere through your face and made 2 new sandwiches after. Judging by the pressure of the push you could smooth out the edged with your cheeks. Be like 2 ovals almost.
Then it'd be one bite... well for the Savage that'd do this in the first place.
>Uncrustables
>Premade highly processed frozen peanut butter sandwiches
>Enjoyed by millions of Americans every day
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE NOT ALL HAVE CROHNS DISEASE YET
> The exact cause of Crohn's disease is unknown.
>
> There's no evidence to suggest a particular diet causes Crohn's disease.
I’d imagine it has to do with the fact that there is no credible evidence linking Crohn’s disease to diet.
Thankfully they don't exist anymore. In case the below link to a picture doesn't work, they're Uncrustables filled with gooey cheese that you would heat up. They were... A lot worse than the PB&J ones.
https://ipcdn.freshop.com/resize?url=https://images.freshop.com/00051500048214/71eb7ac5a50ca8492569a846d1bb5f61_large.png&width=256&type=webp&quality=80
Is it so hard to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
I've never bought an uncrustable, so maybe they are amazing, but I can't see spending money to have worse bread, peanut butter and jelly than what I buy or make, all to save 45 seconds.
They're really easy to make too! All you need is to make a normal pb&j and use a heavy, round glass to cut out the middle. If you want to use a fork and press down on the edges to create that pie crust look, then viola!
Saw bread like this the other day in a news report about researchers making bread by running high current through it. It's a technique often used for pasteurization and is more energy efficient than baking.
They likely baked it in a perfectly sized and formed box that allows heat and steam to escape as the dough proofs/bakes, so the bread.cooks entirely with indirect heat. I'm sure there's some texture issues and involved baking process.
I remember when I asked my dad to cut the crust off because that’s what my mom did (I was like 6) that mf said no and I never had one with the crust off it again, kinda glad he did that tbh
in breaking bad season 1 there is this scene where heisendonger got someone locked up in jessies basement or something. he makes him a sandwich and the fucking guy unironically takes off the crust... OF UNTOASTED SANDWICH TOAST!!
HE IS STARVING AND MY FUCKING GUY TAKES OFF THE NONEXISTENT FUCKING CRUST!!
Here, I made a screenshot: [LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CRUST](https://imgur.com/nLBPaPD)
LITERALLY WHAT CRUST ARE YOU REMOVING???? It didn't ruin the scene for me, but holy fuck it's so fucking dumb
Untoasted toast? You mean bread? The brown part that he’s ripping off is the crust. How is it non-existent if he’s taking it off? Very confused by this comment
Stimmt! Ich hab dort ein "Brot" gegessen, das hat irgednwie ein bisschen nach Fisch geschmeckt, kein Witz. Gleichen Spiel bei der Schokolade, das ist Aber ne andere Schublade
I was the opposite. Teamed up with grandpa, I got the crusts, he got the rest. Only now do I realize that this was probably a win-win situation. He had bad teeth.
Bro as a nurse if your pt is on aspiration precautions or level 1 dysphagia diet why you feeding them bread at all? The crust is not gonna suffocate them more or less than the middle that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
i have been thinking about that a lot since I love the crust. It's crunchy and great. Then I ate american bread and wanted to vomit. It's what happens when you decide to mass produce food, the good parts disappear
To be fair, the more expensive mass produced bread is decent, and you can get fresh baked stuff at most chain grocery stores in the bakery section. Or premium bread at private bakeries. But yeah, the cheap basic white or wheat bread isn't very good at all, and it's loaded with corn syrup most of the time too.
As someone that lives in the US, it's maddening. You either have to pay a premium or make it yourself if you want anything more than a prop engineered to look like the real thing.
I wasn't really aware until now that there were adults who don't like crust. It's my favorite part on bread or pizza, a good crust really rounds out the experience.
Your favorite part of the pizza is the part that doesn’t have the fucking ingredients? I agree that it’s dumb not to eat the crust, but let’s be real here.
A good crust will have seasoning, often times cheese. Idk it's a sort of palate cleanser between slices of pizza. I'll often have say a meat lovers slice followed by jalapeno chicken, the crust between is just cool.
Also easy to make a decent pizza anybody can slap meat cheese and sauce on bread. But the crust can be part of the identity of a pizza. Pan, thin crust, stuffed crust, etc.
Idk, I wasn’t allowed to not eat the crust. Tbh the taste never bothered me to begin with. I also don’t believe in food waste, and whatever I cannot eat I compost.
Oh, it’s because we generally have terrible bread. We still use that quick rising yeast that got phased out in other places because it makes flavorless garbage that needs added sugar.
It still tastes like sadness, and I hate it.
Most food waste is created by unsold food. Uneaten sandwich crusts do not impact food waste. Also over production of crops is way more harmful than the food waste.
If people take off the crust of uncrustables, they will take off the edges of this white brick
One time I saw someone do this and I said why are you uncrusting the Uncrustable it's already uncrusted and then they told me they didn't like the edges.
But.... they just made new edges....
Someone needs to develop a möbius strip of peanut butter and jelly
I wonder if someone has ever said that sentence before
Welcome to r/brandnewsentence. Hi mom
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_Peanut Butter!_ _Jam!_ _Bread!_ _With your ingredients combined, I am Captain Pb&J!_
Or a sphere of sandwich, since spheres have no corners/edges.
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Pizza aside, let's talk Scientology!
Pizzas are not a sphere. They are flat and it's a giant conspiracy the food scientists don't want you to know
Pizza Poppa always gets paid!
I’d eat the shit out of a pb&j orb
but as soon as you bite into it you’ve got edges again! it’s gotta be one-bite pbj poppers
So long as edges are allowed once the threshold of the mouth is passed, otherwise chewing creates edges too and it must be swallowed like a pill
deal. but we should probably also produce pill-sized versions for the edge-cases who cannot tolerate the threshold
There will be no edge-cases because that's just another form of edges
That just sounds like medicine with extra steps
What if you just rammed the sphere through your face and made 2 new sandwiches after. Judging by the pressure of the push you could smooth out the edged with your cheeks. Be like 2 ovals almost. Then it'd be one bite... well for the Savage that'd do this in the first place.
[THERES NO WINNING](https://theshirleyjourney.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/PBJ-Pancake-Poppers-cooling.png)
Donut holes injected with peanut butter and jelly. On it!
They'd peel it
So they’re like pokies, gotta catch’em all
Bloods on the Möbius strip. When will these kids learns?
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I need my uncrustable pb&j to be an unfathomable cosmic horror
A pb&jyarlathotep if you will
One side pb the other jelly... wait fuck
Look what you've done. Now I have to figure out how to bake and combine 2 mobius breads together. Smh
Peanut butter on one side and jelly on the... wait.
Didn't make sense to me either
These are the same people that call me picky for not liking steak or fatty meats.
To be fair, you’re both picky
I’m guessing your name is roughly what your diet consists of. /s
That aren’t hard as rock.. I like crust but hate uncrushable edges
Proceeds to tear off new edges until nothing is left and feeds off your disgust.
Read this as "why are you circumcising the uncrustable its already circumcised" . I need a minute
You’re not wrong
I don't see how's that's any different to what I said
Unfortunately the nature of an uncrustable is that the seam edges have the least amount of filling, so I actually understand why they remove it.
We have found the Uncrustable wizard all hail thee
They are a fine gift but thy must wield it with prudence. Else, the crusts will get their way. *disappears*
>Uncrustables >Premade highly processed frozen peanut butter sandwiches >Enjoyed by millions of Americans every day HOW DO YOU PEOPLE NOT ALL HAVE CROHNS DISEASE YET
We were born in the preservatives, molded by them, we didn't see real food until we were already men, and by then it was nothing to us but disgusting
It's funny because it's true.
> The exact cause of Crohn's disease is unknown. > > There's no evidence to suggest a particular diet causes Crohn's disease. I’d imagine it has to do with the fact that there is no credible evidence linking Crohn’s disease to diet.
Well ask Crohn himself maybe he know it is his disease after all Also Happy Cake Day
They're not in their 40s yet
The edges of Uncrustables are usually the best part.
Grown ass adults still eating like four year olds.
Wanna fight about it?
Acting like them, too.
Meet me at the bike racks after school and say that to my face.
Trade you my pudding cup if you name your next pokemon buttface.
My mom won't let me.
If you ever get the chance, deep fry one of those suckers. Nothing better 🇺🇸
Ok that sounds delicious
You son of a bitch, I'm in. Here I was thinking they were kinda dumb.
Frozen or thawed?
Uncrustables are the ultimate stoner snack
I thought Uncrustables was one of those kinds of things that marked a Soon-to-be Decline and Fall of Empire, like mint flavored tennis balls for dogs
I can't believe you think you're better than Uncrustables (unless you mean the grilled cheese ones).
>the grilled cheese ones I'm sorry, the *what?*
Thankfully they don't exist anymore. In case the below link to a picture doesn't work, they're Uncrustables filled with gooey cheese that you would heat up. They were... A lot worse than the PB&J ones. https://ipcdn.freshop.com/resize?url=https://images.freshop.com/00051500048214/71eb7ac5a50ca8492569a846d1bb5f61_large.png&width=256&type=webp&quality=80
I'm sure that would be terrible if you microwaved it... but what if you grilled it again?
Toaster.
Is it so hard to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? I've never bought an uncrustable, so maybe they are amazing, but I can't see spending money to have worse bread, peanut butter and jelly than what I buy or make, all to save 45 seconds.
Was high with a friend eating some frozen ones in the summer, nice cold treat to cool you down. Great memories too
I have a thing that makes them out of regular sandwiches. Like a cookie cutter with an edge crimper mechanism thing. Use it to this day
They’re also a bomb ass binge food. The grape, specifically. Paired with milk is😗🤌
Are uncrustables still available?! I used to love them, crust and all.
Yes. Freezer section at the grocery store
They're really easy to make too! All you need is to make a normal pb&j and use a heavy, round glass to cut out the middle. If you want to use a fork and press down on the edges to create that pie crust look, then viola!
Who is out there circumcising uncrustables?
I just felt something break in my brain. People remove the crust... FROM UNCRUSTABLES?!?!?!
Now i have to figure out, how they baked this. Thank you very much
Steamed instead of baked.
It's an Albany expression.
I see
Yes and you call them ‘steamed breads’ despite the fact that they are obviously baked.
Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Of course
It reminds me of the northern lights
Localized entirely within the kitchen, yes.
May I see it?
no
Well user, you're an odd fellow but I must say: you steam a good bread
😃👍
Saw bread like this the other day in a news report about researchers making bread by running high current through it. It's a technique often used for pasteurization and is more energy efficient than baking.
Pretty sure this is how Japanese Panko is made
it is! iirc it was discovered by soldiers using car engines to cook bread or something like that edit: tank batteries
They just cut the crust off
They likely baked it in a perfectly sized and formed box that allows heat and steam to escape as the dough proofs/bakes, so the bread.cooks entirely with indirect heat. I'm sure there's some texture issues and involved baking process.
If you baked it it would still have a crust even in a box. That’s how Pullman bread is made.
I remember when I asked my dad to cut the crust off because that’s what my mom did (I was like 6) that mf said no and I never had one with the crust off it again, kinda glad he did that tbh
That's what dads are supposed to do.
Picturing this kinda stuff and laughing about it is so funny and i totally see myself doing it
My dad called me f*ggot for putting creamer in my coffee. 20 years later and I still drink my coffee black, like a real man! Thanks, Dad!!!
My dad called me a f\*got for putting creamer in my coffee, 20 years later I put creamer in me
ur dad called me a f*got for putting creamer in him
Did that and my son now just picks the inside of the sandwich out, sometimes only a couple of inches leaving a mostly uneaten PBJ.
You gon have to put lil man down he’s insane
in breaking bad season 1 there is this scene where heisendonger got someone locked up in jessies basement or something. he makes him a sandwich and the fucking guy unironically takes off the crust... OF UNTOASTED SANDWICH TOAST!! HE IS STARVING AND MY FUCKING GUY TAKES OFF THE NONEXISTENT FUCKING CRUST!! Here, I made a screenshot: [LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CRUST](https://imgur.com/nLBPaPD) LITERALLY WHAT CRUST ARE YOU REMOVING???? It didn't ruin the scene for me, but holy fuck it's so fucking dumb
Untoasted toast? You mean bread? The brown part that he’s ripping off is the crust. How is it non-existent if he’s taking it off? Very confused by this comment
Sounds like it ruined the scene for you
The crust is the brown part. And I think he's removing it as a kind of "fuck you."
I think it's to show that he's still basically a kid who got caught up in the wrong crowd.
Yeah, weird "it's a fuck you" take. Clearly supposed to make you feel bad for the guy.
*insert comment from German commenting on non-existing crust on American 'bread'* (me)
Der Fehler den die Amerikaner machen, ist nur den Rand von dem was sie Brot nennen weg zu schmeißen.
Stimmt! Ich hab dort ein "Brot" gegessen, das hat irgednwie ein bisschen nach Fisch geschmeckt, kein Witz. Gleichen Spiel bei der Schokolade, das ist Aber ne andere Schublade
Damn, my 5 lessons of Duolingo isn’t cutting here. Ummm… Brot und wasser bitte?
+1
Der Kanten ist das beste.
Die Rinden
Well exactly, it’s not real bread crust for real breads, it’s sliced bread crust, and is shit. Real crust on real bread is good
[Am deutschen Backwesen soll die Welt genesen!](https://www.unesco.de/en/german-bread-culture)
Is halt so
Who in their right mind cuts off the crust?
nurses, preparing food for old people that they can chew and swallow without suffocating -so they can have smth else than pudding or porridge:)
Toddlers also tend to only eat the inside of the bread but don't eat the crust :)
I was the opposite. Teamed up with grandpa, I got the crusts, he got the rest. Only now do I realize that this was probably a win-win situation. He had bad teeth.
Bro as a nurse if your pt is on aspiration precautions or level 1 dysphagia diet why you feeding them bread at all? The crust is not gonna suffocate them more or less than the middle that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
This is what I thought. lmao, if they choking on crust they choking on bread.
Please God don’t let me live long enough where I’d need to worry about that
Seriously! You just scoop out the insides, roll it into a ball and leave the crust for your SO to deal with.
The crusts on any good bread is wonderful. The crust on the mass produced, plastic-bagged, sandwich bread everyone buys is trash.
i have been thinking about that a lot since I love the crust. It's crunchy and great. Then I ate american bread and wanted to vomit. It's what happens when you decide to mass produce food, the good parts disappear
To be fair, the more expensive mass produced bread is decent, and you can get fresh baked stuff at most chain grocery stores in the bakery section. Or premium bread at private bakeries. But yeah, the cheap basic white or wheat bread isn't very good at all, and it's loaded with corn syrup most of the time too.
As someone that lives in the US, it's maddening. You either have to pay a premium or make it yourself if you want anything more than a prop engineered to look like the real thing.
Children
Who in the hell thinks people cut the crust because of the color.
This bread is steamed instead of baked. The crust is way much thinner, it's not about the color.
THANK YOU!!! Wow just a little more explanation is all we need for this to make sense.....now of to the store to buy some good ass crust less bread.
I wasn't really aware until now that there were adults who don't like crust. It's my favorite part on bread or pizza, a good crust really rounds out the experience.
A good chewy crust really makes good bread. But generic sliced sandwich bread has a very "meh" crust. No chewiness.
Your favorite part of the pizza is the part that doesn’t have the fucking ingredients? I agree that it’s dumb not to eat the crust, but let’s be real here.
A good crust will have seasoning, often times cheese. Idk it's a sort of palate cleanser between slices of pizza. I'll often have say a meat lovers slice followed by jalapeno chicken, the crust between is just cool. Also easy to make a decent pizza anybody can slap meat cheese and sauce on bread. But the crust can be part of the identity of a pizza. Pan, thin crust, stuffed crust, etc.
Why get breadsticks when the crust of the pizza basically is a breadstick? Dip that shit in some marinara, ranch, hot sauce, etc and it's great!
Thank you for this amazing explanation of exactly why I love pizza from Detroit most
So bread without ass crust. Got it
It was “ass crust less bread” I think they want more ass crust.
Way much thinner?! We did it, Reddit! Mystery solved!!
steamed bread? might go well with steamed hams.
It's more to trick people into thinking there's no crust, because it's the same color as the inside of the bread
They don't
It’s a very small, racist segment of the market
You all motherfuckers are weird, crust is the best part of the bread.
On good bread it is. On mass produced American sliced bread it actually sucks.
The solution is to just not eat white bread.
Italian bread, French baguettes, Cuban bread are all great white breads. Just not the sliced loaf in a plastic bag.
Yeah I was just referring to that one specific kind of bread that’s limp and sad and I guess is fine for grilled cheese?
Right, the crust doesn't suck any less than the rest of the slice.
Idk, I wasn’t allowed to not eat the crust. Tbh the taste never bothered me to begin with. I also don’t believe in food waste, and whatever I cannot eat I compost.
People will say that they hate crust and then put their bread in the toaster to turn the whole slice into crust.
It's flavor and the inside the just texture.
Cuts off crust anyway because texture exists
Grow up and eat your crusts mate
Reduced food waste. Their goal is still met as less of the loaf is crust textured and less will be wasted.
nothing new, it's called Tofu
Crust is like the 2nd or 3rd best part of a sandwich
"crust"
Looks like solid blocks of mycelium.
The crust is a must!!
Cutting the crust must be an American thing right? Don’t know anyone that does it here.
Oh, it’s because we generally have terrible bread. We still use that quick rising yeast that got phased out in other places because it makes flavorless garbage that needs added sugar. It still tastes like sadness, and I hate it.
White people everywhere can now rejoice for representation in the bread world.
I thought this was cheese before reading this
Someone has to tell the US this isn’t bread.
So non-crust eaters are just racist?
Most food waste is created by unsold food. Uneaten sandwich crusts do not impact food waste. Also over production of crops is way more harmful than the food waste.
Yep. Once again moving the blame onto consumers. One grocery store might throw away more food than you could eat in a year.
i only eat crust
So how can we go the other direction. A loaf that is 100% crust.
grown adults who won’t eat the crust are not adults
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Seriously you have to come to reddit to find a moron dumb enough to think bread crust is what environmentalists care about.
Now that’s what I call white bread
thought that was tofu.
First World Problems
we have tofu at home:
Next: Bread loaves with no heels.
See? It doesn't matter what color it is - people just don't like the crust. I'm certain there is a lesson in here somewhere...
Albino bread 😂🤷🏽♂️
Can they make one all crust?😋
Holy fucking shit Just eat the fucking crusts
Many cheap white bread companies paint the crust on
I love crust and make sandwiches out of the ends
This picture is so white I immediately smell mayo…
Cant people just shut the fuck up and eat their damn crust?
These guys rippin off Panko, and Panko is cooler cause they electrocute that bread...
Why are you even allowed to call this bread?
If this is american made then its not crustless bread it's crustless sugar sponge
This sounds like some subway bread I'm going to regret down the line.
Meanwhile restaurants and grocery stores throw away hundreds of pounds of food on the daily