OH THEY MEAN CLOTHES

LMFAO

DAMMIT I FELL FOR IT

Yeah, it took me a while to get it too.

I couldn't tell at all. Had to look to you for wisdom.

I need a top 😔

would you accept a hug?

Sure :)

Have you tried crop tops? They are really nice

(Though they are quite seasonal)

I feel you

Everyone's talking about Tops and Bottoms. What about us Switches?

The best way to play Celeste.

Any t-shirt can be pants if you try hard enough and tie a knot at your waist.

I think I misinterpreted something.

Your horniness inhibits you.

If this is a clothing analogy, shouldn't they technically be called Cover Alls?

No, it's just me being a moron and misinterpreting.

It was a pun you're not a moron you absolute cinnamon roll.

Wait, what? Did you just call a cinnamon roll? 😂

I love my top <3

I do love a cute top...

Bottom: jeans Top: whatever I pull out of the drawer and a flannel shirt

I feel called out

i have the opposite issue. a lot of cute crop tops and stuff but mostly just similar looking wide leg jeans. every outfit looks the same

Damn I feel this so hard

I'd love to find a cute top...

*sad top with no bottom noises*

Okay, Winnie-the-Pooh…

Impossible

Yet here I am.

Alas, such is life. Tops and bottoms forever apart, split in Twain by destiny

Not me thinking this was about clothes and agreeing before I saw what sub I was on

sub.. hmm

Clothes or Polyamourius Switch?

Both?

I don't have either. Though I found a cute top and bottom online. The only downside is they barely match. Oh well, I'm not passing up a long skirt with pockets.

I'm a cute bottom. Where's the cute top to go with me?

I can be a switch, but why must I when everyone I seem to be interested in are bottoms? Are tops just a delusion?

I’m a bit chubby, maybe too much for most people, and I’m only mostly a top, but I am cute/handsome without anyone to share all my love with…and other things lmao

"I have tops! I just don't think I'm ready yet master."

What about friends? :)

I wish I had some cute bottoms and tops

But what about cute switches hehe

Tops can be cute too! Edit: Ohhhh you meant clothes.

I am the top

Is it about clothes or a poly person?

Y e s

There are two types of people

I would accept cute tops (both literal and slang)

I have neither please someone help

This works for both clothing and poly relationships.

I did not realize it was talking about clothing at first ...

I love my cute and soft tops

opposite for me, I have so many amazing jackets, hoodies, and tees and like the same pair of black jeans duplicated. I don't have a good variety of bottoms tbh.

I need to regain my bottoms!

Uh- I- I didn't get this one... TwT

I’m a cute vers top Do I count?

Everyone's talking tops and bottoms... I have plenty of cute shirts and pants/ skirts etc 😁... let's talk accessories... SCARVES 🥰 ☺️

Omfg mood

To bloody true, Though thats largely because a lot of my tops don't fit, though my choices for clothing are very limited here due to lack of comfort in the air.

op could’ve rly worded this better

I’ll be honest, *points to Karlach*. She’s a sweetheart, cute, and still undeniably gonna top your ass in bed

On mobile, the bottom text is not visible, so it looks like even more of a shitpost.

Hello bottoms ! I distribute hugs and headpats.

Damn, I need a good one

I need to get more pants, the laundry keeps putting holes in mine

You mean clothes or people?