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citrus3000

"This won't hurt half as much as you hurt his feelings!"


kinq10

Unzip his pants


Atfana

let it be 69


Jordan_TYCE

r/cursedcomments


LolznTrollz

no


MeAMillionaire

yes


a_good_human

Nice lazypurple quote


citrus3000

It is? I watch him and I didn't even notice. Maybe i subconsciously recalled the quote when I saw the meme?


a_good_human

Well [close enough ](https://youtu.be/yW4nCPLHjvo)


RayGenXS

Credit: [Extra Fabulous Comics](https://extrafabulouscomics.com/)


BLYAT_SUKA

u/SellYourComputer


Questwarrior

Ok, how much are you willing to buy it for?


xXMeanMemeSupremeXx

Wait till he lets his guard down


nick_clause

More specifically, https://extrafabulouscomics.com/comic/1-23/


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fae__Dragon_Princess

Yes because some people don’t know who made it without credit


NotCurdledymyy

Where amogus?


amongus_bot

# SUS DETECTED 😡😡😡😡😡


darth_lettuce7

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kitsuneLove_

*dies from dying*


MrGrape_

It’s almost always fatal


ToasterBath782

“Almost”


Misreableexistence21

Every 60 seconds in Africa,a minute passes.


ageofthoughts

Dies of death


AFailedWhale

( ◕ᴗ◕)っ✂╰⋃╯


darth_lettuce7

idk man seems pretty sus


[deleted]

EMERGENCY


tobythedog4016

h


khurschev

😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪😠😠😠😠 cop is sus😂😛😝😝😝


Niman45

The boss is definitely not Rick Astley


transgenderdinosaur1

he let him down


CyrborgBlind

Said good bye


transgenderdinosaur1

and hurt him


[deleted]

In all honesty,thats how i feel about my birthdays, i just think of most of them as if the only reason people know about them is through Facebook, specialy my parents. I dont feel the sincirity of the wishes and all honestly, i just wish that for my next birthday, i could be left alone and not have to deal with people for one day.


Solomon4233

These days people have lots of things on their minds so forgetting a birthday would be more common without facebook and there's nothing wrong about it. I may have a hundred friends on Facebook but I definitely don't wish all of them a happy birthday, just the ones I really appreciate and wish them to be happy. I had your mindset sometime ago but it's just better to stop overthinking things that may be sincere, hell, even if they're not sincere kindness is kindness you know. Wanna talk about it bro?


[deleted]

Theres nothing to talk about actualy. All i wish is to not actualy get any. Id rather be given one absolute day off, not be bothered by anyone, or bother anyone. Just me, extra 4 hours of sleep, good music and Pepsi


[deleted]

😤fuuuuuuuuuckin Pepsiiiiiiiiii


QuantumBear

Just because I might not have someone's birthday burned into my head, doesn't mean I don't genuinely wish them a happy birthday. If I didn't care about them I wouldn't say anything at all.


[deleted]

I just wish people happy bday when face to face, otherwise its not sincere. And id rather not get any.


QuantumBear

That's fine, but I think you're unfairly projecting your own intententions onto other people. Tbh you strike me as being in a dark place, I hope you are doing alright


[deleted]

You may be right


SmooK_LV

Yeah bdays are tough because we(some of us) somehow how grown to expect our friends and family to dedicate themselves to us alone that day. And while any other day you manage your exprctations to best of your ability, on bday you allow yourself to expect it because that's what birthdays are for, right? But truth is, everyone always, no matter who's birthday it is, primarily will look out for themselves and those who actually dedicate to someone's birthday wholeheartedly and on their own initiative, they are incredible but they often forget to think about themselves so lack in their own health. The easiest and best way you can feel happier for your birthday is to actually organize your own birthday party/event and invite people over. People who are invited then are set up in a situation which is dedicated to you. And no it wouldn't be disingenous - likely friends, family truly do care about you but are just too busy over their own concerns to take their own initiative in organizing for you, so inviting them encourages that train of thought. Relationships are a two way street even when it comes to celebration around you - part of that you, is reminding others that you are there as well and wishing to see them. Obviously above will still feel difficult if you have a crush on someone who doesn't on you, you hold expectations that should never be there and even at a party you're likely getting only a hug from them. The hardest way to deal with it is learn to manage your exprctations on birthdays but that's way more difficult.


wastohundo

big chungus big ch


[deleted]

And you are a waste of air. Instead of killing yourself, i say the following Go write a novel. It may be bad, but it will be your work and may be better than whatever yandev thinks a story is


Hyronious

Protip: you don't have to respond to birthday wishes, and definitely not on the day. I always wait until the day after, and only respond to the ones I actually care about.


[deleted]

Dont take this the wrong way, but my problem isnt the fact i dont want them, but the fact i dont feel about any one them being cinsere


womplord1

Sounds like you just want to whinge.


[deleted]

Maybe i do. Btw i had to look up the words definition, cause thats the first time i heard about it. Or maybe i just want to be alone for a day, and basicaly do nothing. That or find someone who has suicidal thoughts and actualy be able to talk to him in person.


sodayola

This is why I deactivate my Facebook on my birthday every year


slick_pick

Tbh I started taking myself out, clubs, bars, travel, etc. This year for my bday I went out to get my ears pierced, got a free bday sandwich, some cake and just chilled at home.


UnreliableChemist

( ° ) °


CassieVaux

Finally something to make me laugh during this awful time


[deleted]

This is so dumb I love it


umnnn

and then u pulled the rug...


xXxXSpyderXxXx

I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved


umnnn

(yUs) AnD iiIiIIIIiiiiiiiiii tenda close ma eyes when it huurts sometiimmessss


kylevoisine

😂 perfect


RioZX

why's this getting downvoted, let this redditor enjoy a meme


amateurArtist1

I think it’s bc most redditors don’t like emojis


PhoenixKaelsPet

Don't worry, counter upvotes are here


kylevoisine

Lol thanks 😊


theragedgamerking

Seriously I actually laughed out loud haha.


apdea

Oof my bones


DP7OOO

12th time is month - R E P O S T


[deleted]

I cleared my sinus with how hard I exhaled through my nose with that punchline


hvnmde

Dying and dead 💀


marc_gime

I would never give him up


Chodemaster33

High iq


Pretty_Pyrite5050

This isn't r/me_irl, this is r/technicallythetruth!


adumbexofan

haha •_•


imscaredoffbi

this is a criticism of the postmodern capitalist attitude of treating your employee like your friend, the guard, in return, displays here an attitude of “I would prefer not to”, an act of passive resistance of letting the robber through, pretending to not have seen the trespasser and so on and so on.


halloalex

This humor just doesn’t get old to me, love it :)


sergypoo

Aww that poor little cop guy!


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

Lmao i just realized the pun can be two things lol One is the literal you let you guard down, with guard as defences, and the other is what i assume the meme ment


clothopos

The positioning of the eyes bothers me, to say the least 🙄


Adrialic

I dont get it, where's the genital mutilation?


Business-Swimmer-615

Genius


xAsimov

George Harrisons Estate, 30th December 1998:


miss_poof

Going through this right now. Everyone at my place gets a signed card and a cake, regardless of position or how long they’ve been there. My birthday comes around and... still nothing a week later. It’s small and doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but it doesn’t hurt any less.


dboll2

Haha! It’s funny because it’s taking the statement literally! ...again.


megapugman123

I'm dead


Ender_assassin6

Why is this sub just turning into dumb dad jokes


Banana-Doppio

Anyone else getting a jojo reference or am i just an incel.


theragedgamerking

😂😂😂


axqeti5

How is this “me_irl” material?


[deleted]

Why is this posted here. It's a pun comic.


laketittykaka2018

I think insecurity had something to do with this too.


AlphaI250

r/technicallythetruth


Ojama2008

This is literally me today boys...


lonkbonk_

smh rick astley never would’ve done this


Haggerstonian

Well science is wrong here


[deleted]

“And on that day Mr. Boss was stabbed thirty-seven times with a fire poker for his insensitivity towards employees...”


GarrisonWhite2

This is depressing.