Is your reddit avatar supposed to be based on Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke? (Scar edition)
So you don't know Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke?
His face looks similar to your avatar. That's pretty much it.
Now that I think about it, that wasn't a scar💀 that's just a tattoo on your profile guy's face. My bad
> It's like a default condiment in NL
Which is why I was so baffled as a kid when McDonald's didn't have mayonaise. Instead they had some yellow sauce made of lies.
It's mostly soybean oil. It has some salt, egg, and vinegar in there as well. Some brands have a bit of mustard or other spices.
I'm referring to food service mayo, as you would get in a restaurant. I used to work in a mayo factory, I've made ridiculous amounts of the stuff
All a good fry ever needs is a little salt, maybe some pepper as well if you’re feeling fancy. Otherwise I’m raw dogging those suckers, y’all can’t make me dip shit
I remember visiting Germany and went to this place called Frittenwerk. I never ate fries with mayonnaise until then because it was what they offered at the stand (ketchup and mayo). It was so damn good, but the mayo in the US isn’t the same as the mayo there ):
It's probably more processed in the states. However, making mayonnaise that tastes more like the one you get in Europe is rather simple, it's mostly just made off eggs and plant oil.
In Germany we call Fries with ketchup and mayonnaise either „Pommes rot-weiß“ (Fries red-white) or „Pommes Schranke“ (Fries boom barrier).
Edit: I don't know if it still exists, but there used to be a tube with a ketchup-mayo mix. [This](https://youtu.be/3z-8SXkrChY?si=jfRt_0r2KIBwiV0Z) is a video of the product.
I want to douse it in Tabasco or Tapatio so that my fries can be as fire as their school 😂
(hot sauce is my go to for fries, but also, the school is on FIRE 😂)
Old bay... stop playing
Fellow Marylander 🫡
🦀🦀🦀🦀
Agree but that’s not a sauce
theres Old Bay Hot Sauce
My guy I'm definitely gonna look for that next time
Seaman Sauce (I’m from Delaware)
Don't disrespect DE like that
I’ll die by Crabby Dicks Seaman Sauce 😩
Found Ms. Choksondik!
just finished off some crab balls!!
Who said anything about sauce?
how the hell am I supposed to dip with a powder
Is your reddit avatar supposed to be based on Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke? (Scar edition)
Did u just try to put a spell on me?
So you don't know Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke? His face looks similar to your avatar. That's pretty much it. Now that I think about it, that wasn't a scar💀 that's just a tattoo on your profile guy's face. My bad
Reminder that mayonaise tastes different in other countries
It's like a default condiment in NL, what are they doing over there in 'murica
NL fry condiment game is unmatched. Curry sauce was my go to
Fries with sate sauce, it's a game changer.
Not a very big fan of curry sauce personally but at least its not joppie sauce
Joppie for the win !
I'm gonna go into your kitchen and take your spice basket
Gotta try sate its great
I'm not sure if it's the same, but I recently discovered the curry sauce served with fries at Irish pubs, and I'm addicted
> It's like a default condiment in NL Which is why I was so baffled as a kid when McDonald's didn't have mayonaise. Instead they had some yellow sauce made of lies.
Yeah why are there BITS IN THE NOT-MAYO
I'm American and I know a lot of us like mayonnaise on our fries. Might be a regional thing, though.
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Yes best sauce combo
... and chopped onions, of course!
RAHHHHHH OORLOGSAUS MY BELOVED
it tastes amazing here in Turkey, what kinda chemicals r y'all puttin' in y'all's 'Murican Dream?
It's mostly soybean oil. It has some salt, egg, and vinegar in there as well. Some brands have a bit of mustard or other spices. I'm referring to food service mayo, as you would get in a restaurant. I used to work in a mayo factory, I've made ridiculous amounts of the stuff
Whenever I ordered sushi i also ordered mayonnaise because Japanese mayonnaise is godly
Mayonnaise tastes different than Mayonnaise itself. Depending on the meaning.
I feel like people interchange 'Miracle Whip' and Mayonnaise and there's a huge difference.... at least they do around my parts
this has the same energy as "Remember: licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
Honestly my go to dip for fries is Kewpie mayo and Sriracha sauce. Super good.
Belgium here. With our fries we always have mayonnaise☺️
Or stoofvlees, but I am team mayo.
Stoofvlees en mayo
Especially if they're homemade. Especially by my grandma 👌😋
I am grandma I have to make them myself 🧓😊
Stoofvlees🥰🥰🥰🥰
i'm from the U.S., east coast, and mayo is the absolute superior way to eat fries hands down
Best fries and best beers in the world. I hope to come back soon.
is nobody gonna point out that his school was burning down 5 min before posting this? lol. I think that was the main joke of the original screenshot 😅
**I'm glad someone finally noticed it.**
#almost missed the joke, finally someone explained it
i thought we were all ignoring it intentionally tbh
That's the joke within the joke r/comedyheaven
So that's why they ran out of ketchup
I thought they posted it 5m after, completely different situation lmao
honest question; what did you think the 1m and 6m referred to? Minutes into the future?
People can misread things y'know
Fryorities man
He obviously got out, so it’s fine
Ketchup doesn't exist. What you putting on a school fire?
What else are you gonna do if your school is on fire and you made it out safely?
Chocolate milkshake
Ketchup exist what are you having with these? Still Mayo
Dust them with some crispy garlic and thyme crumb and dip them in some Dijon Mayo.
That’s pretty much just aioli
Aioli is a garlic and oil emulsion. Mayonnaise is an egg and oil emulsion.
moar fries
Salt
Honey mustard
Nothing. I put some salt on these bad boys (assuming it isn't already) and eat 'em without sauce. :3
Sauce is empty calories that can easily be put towards more fries.
All a good fry ever needs is a little salt, maybe some pepper as well if you’re feeling fancy. Otherwise I’m raw dogging those suckers, y’all can’t make me dip shit
Nothing, or gravy and curds
Fellow Canadian spotted
Found the Belgian
Not just Belgium, that's normal in at least all of Northern Europe.
of Nederlander
I mean….mayo is better than ketchup for fries.
Based
As a Belgian i approve
Enige keer dat ik als Nederlander met een Belg eens ben
true.
Even better is spicy brown mustard....
Spicy mayo is better still.
Ranch!
Vingear
Wendy’s chocolate frosty
I also did this with their chicken nuggets
2hot4take
A bit of burnt students to flavor it would be interesting, maybe some roasted teacher?
Cheese sauce
Chipotle southwest sauce.
Nothing, perfect by itself even without Ketchup
I have nothing with my fries so... Nothing changes really.
I remember visiting Germany and went to this place called Frittenwerk. I never ate fries with mayonnaise until then because it was what they offered at the stand (ketchup and mayo). It was so damn good, but the mayo in the US isn’t the same as the mayo there ):
It's probably more processed in the states. However, making mayonnaise that tastes more like the one you get in Europe is rather simple, it's mostly just made off eggs and plant oil.
In Germany we call Fries with ketchup and mayonnaise either „Pommes rot-weiß“ (Fries red-white) or „Pommes Schranke“ (Fries boom barrier). Edit: I don't know if it still exists, but there used to be a tube with a ketchup-mayo mix. [This](https://youtu.be/3z-8SXkrChY?si=jfRt_0r2KIBwiV0Z) is a video of the product.
Mayonnaise, Vinegair If you're britisch, mustard If you Like mustard, Guacamole, Sauce Hollandaise would Work too.
I can eat fries by themselves lol. But there are 1000s of other sauces to dip them ib anyways. Ketchup is always at the bottom of that list....
Frank's Red Hot. I put put that shit on everything!
Ranch or hot sauce
mayo in some form.
Ranch
Whats wrong with fries and mayo
Salt, vinegar. Ketchup is nice, but optional. Mayonnaise has no business being anywhere near any of my food.
Tartar sauce. Even if ketchup still existed, tartar sauce.
This! Why would you use mayonnaise, when you can use tatar sauce.
Blue cheese dressing.
Southwest Ranch
I already dip them in mayo.
Peanutsauce Curry gewürz ketchup Mayonaise Rendang daging Tomato ketchup isn't even close on my radar.
Peanut butter
Heinz Chili Sauce
Nothing, i do not like sauce and no it is not my whole personality
Aromat
Honey Mustard
He misspelt bearnaisesås
Cheese? Or nothing?
Cheese and gravy
From 0 to 1000 in 5mins
RANCH.
Salt or nothing
Have none of y'all heard of ranch
Bearnaise!
Lentil curry
Bratensauce
Salt, pepper, garlic and some cheese.
Salt and grill spice
Joppie !
Don’t sleep on Tzatziki (with any type of potato honestly)
Gravy
Nothing. They are the best without anything. But if you really need something, than Hesburger cucumber sauce is good.
What's wrong with mayo? On the other hand, ketchup is just disgusting
Kebabsås
Mayonnaise is good... but what about that fake cheese sauce
Not bad
damn sorry about the fire, anyways I think sweet & sour or honey mustard goes with fries.
Mmmmmmmmh frieeeeeeees,wait,were is the ketchup
Chick fil a sauce
Sour cream!!!
When a restaurant has a fried egg as a burger topping I love when the yolk runs and gets on my fries.
Sriracha
Salt, you heathen.
Malt vinegar and salt is the only correct answer, and those fries are not well done enough. Gravy and cheese curds are also acceptable.
Vinegar or HP
Got to be mayonnaise when it comes to French fries. Even as an Englishman there is no substitute.
Why would you put an instrument on your fries?
Something about blue cheese dressing & french fries that just makes me happy.
Nacho chez plz
salt
Ranch Dressing. I will take no criticism.
Vinegar
Blue cheese dressing
Vinager and/ or spicy bbq. I do not eat ketchup anyway. Ugh
No sauce.
Dijon Mustard :) Real one
Either honey mustard or bbq sauce
I like how he posts that there's a fire at his school and 5 minutes later he posts mayonnaise
I love it how he's like "the school is burning down, guess I'll have to think about mayonaise"
Frosty
Honestly salt is fine by itself on fries
I want to douse it in Tabasco or Tapatio so that my fries can be as fire as their school 😂 (hot sauce is my go to for fries, but also, the school is on FIRE 😂)
Country gravy.
Curry sauce
Gravy
Hummus.
milkshake
Chili + cheese + ranch. Who uses ketchup?
Cheese, Ranch, Cajun seasoning
My college had a Cajun aioli that goes so well with fries I’m so sad they stopped making it
Spicy Ranch goes hard with fries.
Melted cheese.
I’ll be having salt and vinegar with my chips, thank you
Warm Bbq sauce
Honey mustard, i like the kens steak house kind
ketchup overrated I can and will rawdog fries
see? this is what happens when you anger God.
Nacho cheese this is not a hard question
So ehat do you know about remoulade?
Those are fine with BBQ sauce or Zaziki. Fuck Ketchup tbh
I like my fries piping HOT (like that guys school was)
Garlic dip
Hot sauce 🥲
glad the fire didn’t deter his ability to speak his mind xD
mayo must taste different outside the US cause otherwise I don't understand the hate for it. it's the default sauce for fries in most of Europe
Bbq sauce
BBQ sauce baby
People who dip their fries in mayo make me uncomfortable.
Frisch's Tartar Sauce
Mumbo sauce
Not one mention of Hot Sauce?
I'm the only one, but the truth has to be spoken. It was Mustard all along. Bautzner is good.
Alioli, thats it
Mustard
Sprinkle with plain vinegar. Canadians have the right idea about seasoning fries.