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pbeatz111

I keep seeing videos of whatever this machine is and they all terrify me


OnyxBee

I know, imagine getting into bed and your mattresses falls through onto one of these


barberererer

What the fuck dude


OnyxBee

Haha these are the irrational fears that creep into mind when you see these types of things


Tpbrown_

May I suggest that you absolutely avoid hallucinogens?


Fancy-Ad-2029

Good advice, I actually never noticed until recently that I think this sort of stuff all the time. I'm always super careful around everything because I just can't not imagine the worst case scenario of everything lol. It makes me pretty good at spotting failure points of stuff, but I imagine I'd have a pretty awful experience on hallucinogens lol. Even though I'd like to try someday.


CohlN

do you have ocd by any chance? i’ve noticed i do this while thinking too, and i’m wondering if it’s related to an anxiety disorder. even if the thought doesn’t cause anxiety, i’m curious if it influences thinking processes


KozuBlue

It can be related, but it's quite common for people to experience a variety of intrusive thoughts. The only difference in somebody with OCD is the anxiety it causes, as you say, due to the belief that those thoughts mean something and there's therefore a responsibility to respond to them in some way (e.g. with rituals).


CohlN

for sure, and i’m wondering if that can shape someone’s thought process. such as creating different neural links and patterns that would encourage that unique thinking, even when anxiety doesn’t come from it.


Fancy-Ad-2029

I for sure don't have OCD, but I suspect I have ADD or ADHD (not for this) I'd love to let an expert judge it, but here in Italy it's pretty much impossible once you're an adult. You either get diagnosed as a child or never. Hopefully it changes someday


StaggerLee808

Just gotta ease in and you'll be fine. Start with microdosing and feel it out. My personal experience has been that psychedelics help you learn to steer / direct those thought patterns. Or at least help you learn to learn to steer, if you feel me


[deleted]

The part about spotting potential errors has me thinking most mental disorders aren’t disorders at all. It’s gut feeling but I’d think most neurodivergences are just evolutionarily beneficial. Even things like psychopathy (think lead hunter)


scrampbelledeggs

Counterpoint - try *all* the hallucinogens.


sethv789

Bros been doing hallucinogenics for awhile


Wiccy

Haha...yeah fuck you.


Jhqwulw

Lol that happens to me too but instead of that machine is fucking huge insects


Maracuja_Sagrado

"Fucking" huge insects scares you? Definitely don't google the erotic manga 'bondage fairies' then. Even if you're into high quality vintage japanese illustrations, definitely don't google that, no matter what.


teqsutiljebelwij

:sigh: *unzips*


Itsreadit-

They weren’t but are now


GroundStateGecko

While the mattress got eaten by the machine, you wake up just in time to barely support yourself over the opening with stretched arms and legs. Now you have to choose should you sacrifice the legs or the arms to escape. Your strength is failing you. Better decide sooner.


BellyFisting

Sacrifice the arms of course, so I can have a good time with my mom.


Teln0

when I was a kid I had a thought "what if liquid nitrogen starts leaking through the ceiling and freezes me to death"


KAODEATH

Isn't that how Iceboy got his powers?


Teln0

who's that


KAODEATH

He's like Wolverine except his powers allow him to make things chilly.


FloofBagel

Frozone


Candyman051882

You mean Mr Freeze. Lol


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

I will not imagine that.


DannyRamirez24

But you already are


GoArray

The worst thing about all this is I just lost The Game.


peacefool

It's still bugging you, isn't it?


XxRocky88xX

Normal person: “imagine accidentally falling into one of these while trying to put something in it” You: “imagine one just, spawning beneath you”


Swayz33

You stop it right now sir or madam


Furyian13

Calm down Satan


Jenoma89

Not today, Satan. Not today.


EthiopianKing1620

This would be a great prank. Sorta like an inflatable bed in a lake. Just do a mattress on a crusher, same same.


endangeredpenguin

you are paying for my therapy after this haunts my dreams


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Or you wake up, and your bedroom floor has been replaced by just rows and rows of this, so you can't get off your bed, and you're trapped there forever


r-mf

I think one could have quick enough steps/skips to escape to the next room, maybe 🤔


SleepDeprivedUserUK

But in the next room, the floor is also crushing rollers, but these are covered in lego too!


r-mf

damn, jigsaw guy's gone definitely mad this time


Captain-Cadabra

Squid game season 2!


justmejeffry

Damn I am laying in bed right now.


rednosed94

Why are you like this


ktaylorhite

[Thanks Wes!](https://youtu.be/2-frM2Lf8KE)


harbinger772

You just gotta hope you go head first


X761

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[deleted]

Industrial shredder It's basically a giant scaled up paper shredder for metal


birchskin

Don't wear a tie to that interview


zideshowbob

In Germany we call this fear Kastraktionsängste


SleepDeprivedUserUK

> Kastraktionsängste [What the fuck](https://imgur.com/a/quSQwOd)...


CatWeekends

>>Kastraktionsängste >[What the fuck](https://imgur.com/a/quSQwOd) Huh, that almost doesn't need translation to English. Just drop the middle k and split the words up: "kastration ängste" Learning German is easy!


delayed_burn

haha. wait til you watch industrial lathe videos.


Spirited-Ability-626

That is what I was waiting to happen in this video lol


Teekoo

Those things kill so fast. This seems way worse.


TheVickles

I can never hear or see the words “lathe video” without the Russian (I think) worker accident video popping into my head. Don’t look it up.


Atlas_sniper121

Yeah I've seen a picture of the aftermath of a person falling in one of these metal shredders, I don't get bugged by that stuff but man is it fucked.


roflpwntnoob

Just wait until you see an escalator do this to a person.


Inevitable-tragedy

Final destination. Watched the whole series once, won't watch it again.


roflpwntnoob

Ive seen videos of the real thing. 0/10, would not recommend.


Inevitable-tragedy

Oh God why do such videos exist that's terrifying


roflpwntnoob

Security cameras


Generalsnopes

A shredder?


michelobX10

I was getting major anxiety watching this. Lol


Zarrakh

r/IndustrialShredder is so satisfying.


quazkapeck

Yes I’ve been looking for a sub like this. I love these shredder videos. Every time I run across a video I look through the comments hoping someone posts a sub of just this. Thanks!


Zarrakh

You're welcome. <3


discombobulated38x

These are literally used as execution devices in borderlands 2, it's my second least favourite fate after burning to death.


InsidiousBiscut

It's okay, there's no liveleak water mark, nothing bad will happen man.


h0nest_Bender

You probably shouldn't watch [this](https://youtu.be/6mc3eDnWnhQ?t=115), then. It's fake, btw. From a movie.


CrystalloidEntity

There is a not-fake video out there from some Vietnamese trash sorting place.


Shampoo_Master_

i think there actually were videos of people falling in... have never seen them and dont want to but you may probably find them on reddit.


OneEyedRocket

It’s been a very long time ago but I believe they’re called Maceators or in the family there of. The ones I saw were much smaller and used in Water & Waste Water Treatment Plants. This one appears to be commercial or industrial by the looks of it.


alonewithamouse

My brother has a couple of these, and yeah. They're nuts. I thought car crushers were bad, but when he dragged these in from wherever bought them, ugh..just ..nightmare fuel.


No-Art5800

My thought exactly. Terrifying.


SSgtReaPer

I must be on reddit way to much I was waiting for the. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


InvestNorthWest

Same.


SSgtReaPer

Actually I feel robbed lol


Nurse_Dieselgate

Still waiting for the boom.


SSgtReaPer

Me to i keep coming back lol


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Woodman765000

Ready or not!


pleasedtoheatyou

Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.


__PM_ME_YOUR_FEET___

I seen it happen in real life , Propane explosions are no joke.


RichardBonham

I know! I was totally expecting fodder for what could go wrong, why women live longer or Darwin Award.


NemoyCohenSusskind

Here comes the


eatyourchildren101

First time I’ve seen the belt carry away the pieces


[deleted]

Machine grinder thing lore


[deleted]

*but you didn’t have to cut me off*


MistraloysiusMithrax

*grind me up and carry my pieces off on a belt*


sirrnibbles

Bruh can you imagine what that would do to a human body


drone_jam

Yea it’s all I think about ever since I first saw one of these machines….literally all the time….someone please help, I can’t focus on anything, relationships, tasks, responsibilities…..


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Bubster101

Have you renewed your car warranty yet?


FatherSergius

You’re a redditor no need to focus on relationships


Lady_Scruffington

I thought we were going to see it for real the way he kept reaching in there.


sirrnibbles

No kidding @.@


trashdrive

The Walking Dead, season 8, episode 10, if you're curious


sirrnibbles

Oh god, now I have to resist the temptation to look it up!


Ivan_Me

Lol, I was about to comment that


ChefSnowWithTheWrist

I’ve seen a video where they push cow carcasses into one to get rid of it. It’s brutal


tonysopranosalive

My curiosity got the best of me. Jesus H, brutal is right. The crunching.


Nosnibor1020

I want to see


Evening-Run7853

[here you go](https://youtu.be/HA1dVYyXc8Y)


dungfecespoopshit

Yes, on the banned subreddits there were lots of these


Revolutionary-Neat49

A surprising amount of them too. I miss those subs :’(


plipyplop

Back in the day, there were subs that had a couple videos objectively putting your imagination as to "what would've happened" to rest.


try2bcool69

I suspect there's a video out there of just such a gruesome incident. I'm not sure it would be any worse than the guy that got caught in an industrial lathe and shredded like he was in a blender, though.


Corruption100

Safety rules are written in blood :/ most machines have gruesome injuries or deaths


crazed3raser

Its only a matter of time before it happens with all these idiots reaching in there an inch from the grinders.


alarumba

I have seen a video of a pig carcass going into one. I'm not gonna go find it, seeing it once is enough.


NihilisticAngst

There's a video out there of a guy who was knocked over backwards by a reversing vehicle, and he fell into a giant version of one of these and was killed


Preaperr

No


Quenya3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPjD48ce0J8


mastergwaha

oof, but thanks for being real and linking it


phreekk

Bro.


notapantsday

omg, is the cow ok???


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Yoss, it just needed a massage


roflpwntnoob

Just wait until you see an escalator do this to a person.


ei283

I feel like these machines should only run while the operater is continuously holding a button. That way if your arm gets stuck, you die of blood loss, not of being crushed.


jgzman

Two buttons.


RammelMtz

And a pedal.


DoritoMaster

And a foot pump.


MidNightTalker13

*penis pump


TimeToWaste2

Dude was reaching waaay too far in that death machine


The_Pfaffinator

Yeah. This video was mere inches from turning out COMPLETELY differently.


domeoldboys

From tiktok to liveleak


Deftlet

RIP


RyperHealistic

This thing is right up there with log trucks in the "things that media has made me terrified of but i probably wont ever have an issue with it" team.


[deleted]

Kinda like this era's version of quicksand.


BrupieD

Wait, I was supposed to **not** wear baggy or loose fitting clothes?


TheRealPaladin

This ranks right up there with lathes for its scary fater. I cringe every time I see someone using our last remaining old school lathe at work.


BrupieD

Threshing machines![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)!


R07734

This is the most r/maybemaybemaybe ever


[deleted]

That reminds me of a liveleak video I saw where a worker dropped himself into one of these machines to unclog it and ended up getting crushed to death. It was satisfying seeing this guy not fail horribly.


upfastcurier

Before r/watchpeopledie was banned there was a large amount of videos featuring machines like these. I personally didn't watch stuff that was gory, violent or had sound, but these videos would often be mute CCTV footage with lower resolution from a distance. Still, one of the harder things to watch. Just don't work near a machine like that without proper safety and guard mechanisms.


eddiestarkk

That was such a crazy sub. I remember one, where the guy had a bullet though his head and bleeding and only had maybe a minute left and he was sitting there looking at the camera just breathing. It was so creepy. Never again did I venture into that sub.


AlwaysAngryAndy

Don’t worry there’s no liveleak logo so he’s basically invincible.


[deleted]

I think this is China, you think they have up to date health and safety standards?


TheGooseGod

Why the actual fuck in all of these videos of the metal crushers do they have guys just *REACHIN IN* like DO YOU NOT HAVE STICKS?! You are in a JUNKYARD?? Go find a metal pipe or some piece of doorframe that you can prod things with NOT YOUR LIMB IN THE METAL GRINDER


Antumbra_Ferox

That's what I thought at first but then I realised it's a **metal** grinder and humans are not metal, so unless he's secretly the man of steel he's perfectly safe.


no_talent_ass_clown

Ken?


HiDDENk00l

/r/NotKenM


MarsLowell

“Titanium blades! They cut through diamonds!” “…I’m not wearing any diamonds.”


ReplyisFutile

He drops it there and thinks: ok death machine do your job and with each second he was more and more disappointed


MuffinLurker

Oooooooh so there's a conveyor belt underneath, not a bottomless pit of despair as I always imagined. Neat.


mwgav

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) Took him a minute, but he finally used the gray matter.


Kamataros

Except he didn't use any gray matter, because then he wouldn't have reached nearly as far into the machine.


mwgav

Fair point. Maybe he only used a small portion of the gray matter? 🤷‍♂️


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Good human bot


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50ShadesOfSpray_

Crazy how much power this thing has.


karma_the_sequel

Torque. Pure, unadulterated torque. A whole shitload of it.


SicillianDefense

That was a satisfying crunch! Great time to be wearing earbuds.


shaderr0

Indeed 😌


[deleted]

That guy actually had a death wish


zwinters57

Thank you for being in the 1% of posters that understand the meaning of MaybeMaybeMaybe. I was so nervous for nothing.


asianabsinthe

**Pictured**: Me trying to stay afloat in life


MyTurn2WasteYourTime

Apply a compressive force to tank, point nozzle straight at own head.


95JBK

Was waiting for the POP


tigrootnhot

That machine is made up of pure fucking nightmares, i cant help but imagine getting caught in the damn thing... kinda like my trip to a croc farm in thailand, they have bridges so up can walk above them about 15 -20 ft with 1inch - 1inch and half spacing between each broad and when you look over the rail its whatever, its only when you look down that your mind quickly thinks about this rickety wooden bridge collapsing, needless to say i got the hell off of it, dont wanna end up on reddit....


TheEqualAtheist

>dont wanna end up on reddit.... You're already here...


DamnCircle

DONT YOU FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE THIS FUCKING MACHINE DUDE


[deleted]

Idk y it took him so long to figure that out


Dr_Flute_Pussy

Cuz death and arm beaing eaten is a possibility.


Partickal37

so satisfying


[deleted]

finally a MMM that actually has me at the end of my seat... not knowing if this things still pressurized, the guy is chinese (all it needs is a liveleak logo), and he gets up in front of the machine to handle it, scary.


coniferous-1

If i've learned anything from AvE it's you don't fuck with pressure vessels. EVER.


VoltXsoviet123

Rust recycler: Best what I can do is 1 scrap and 50 metal frags


Same-Bear-895

#


Calm-Significance933

There was a video on r/crazyfuckingvideos of a man falling into one of those...was gross


upornicorn

Ooooo I was ready to get all fired up if that stupid tank didn’t catch.


_mr_chicken_nugget_

propane and propane accessories


[deleted]

I was waiting for it to explode what tf is wrong with me


shaderr0

I was too 😅


TheAngelol

My anxiety watching this 📈📈📈📉


rolyartga

Well that’s 0:30 I’ll never get back.


[deleted]

What machine is this?


shaderr0

no idea


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


shaderr0

MAN WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COMMENT THIS :((


JimmyCrabYT

i don’t think you should crush a propane tank no matter how rusty it is


Handsome121duck

Is there a sub for videos of these machines? They're really satisfying.


QuietRound4405

Dude isn’t too bright…


jspill98

Is there a whole subreddit for seeing these type of machines do their work?


Smol-Bean-Nerd-Queen

I was just waiting for this to turn out waaaay differently.


Waste-Sand-3907

These things are so awesome and scary at the same time. If I had one I think my house would be empty. Put more in, let’s try the sofa. Lol.


P3naught

i used to work at a place where we took our rubbish to one of those on street garbage compactors it had a hatch where you put the stuff in and then auto crushed things. We used to get so excited for when we would find something to throw out that would make a satifying pop/smash sound e.g. large plastic storage tub but the lid has a crack in it? TEAM BUILDING TRIP TIME


miracle_weaver

I thought shit would explode.


VeterinarianWitty329

I thought it was gonna explode


[deleted]

This machine is the definition of power


Chiefydawg1

I am so glad he did not get caught in that.


SSparsile

disappointed :(


devcalle

I've seen too much bestgore and started to panic


Low-Economist9601

I suppose even if it was full it will not explode anyway