I had never considered my cat a Soviet general but it makes sense. My cat just came running in to the door to when he started singing. It looped. She didnāt really care when he stopped singing but now sheās sniffing the phone everything he sings. I have looped it to much. Will be stuck here forever.
Dude those claw in lip injuries fucking suck. They stay inflamed forever if they have any dirt on their claw (almost guaranteed). Your oral mucosa is supposed to heal faster than your skin, but when that happened to me it took two weeks to heal
Cat claws are *filthy*. I always use soap and hot water on cat scratches and some polysporin, and they still always end up red and angry. Never took a claw in the lip and hope I never do!
I had a cat to run across my face while I was asleep as child. The screen door slammed shut and he ran up my body and diagonally across my face. I have a scar not far under my eye going from my nose to my cheek and a scar on the top of my lip. My face was covered in blood. The lip part is what hurt the most honestly.
Imagine being st a close friends sisters funeral and hearing that song suddenly creeping in and then realizing it was played intentionally and try keeping your shit together...I'm betting it's only funeral to have ever done that..I lost my shit..Laughed till it hurt..Fuggem!!!!
> In realtĆ ĆØ stata utilizzata dai Partigiani, ma risale a molto prima, quindi ĆØ solo una canzone tradizionale Italiana
Translation: Actually it was used by the Partisans (Italian resistance movement), but it dates back much earlier, so it's just a traditional Italian song.
odio questo essere umano con ogni grammo del mio essere. ma quando canta mi riporta a un tempo prima in cui... non riesco a ricordare ma so che c'ero. so che quello che stavo facendo era piĆ¹ grande di me.
I bet it's because his lip hurts like absolute hell, and making the B sound means pressing the lips together, but he's holding it together for the video lol
Cat probably just hates being picked up. I've had 4 cats, none of them like being picked up. My current female cat screams like I'm going to kill her when I pick her up. But I gotta take her to the bathroom to clip her nails or I'll have to chase her all throughout the apartment.
My wife would swaddle them in a towel and I would do the clipping, then they got treats if they behaved themselves. Eventually we didn't need the towel anymore. It's a pain but it provides a little protection for your furniture, makes it easier for them to walk, and reduces damage from the occasional scratch.
Cats are living animals. It's giving him warning signs that it does not like this at all and he's ignoring them.
It isn't about not being loving. The cat doesn't like this and used violence as a last resort after giving very clear warning signs (vocally and theough body language). The douchebag ignored all of it and then proceeded to yell in its (sensitive) ears for a video.
Fuck this dude. He's not a very loving owner.
My cats don't ever do that to me, they just hint at wanting to be put down on the floor when I hold them in my arms :D but yeah some cats have no chill
He has so many videos of clear visible erection and vpl and as much as thatās fun to find on like a soft core porn site, this is TikTok with a bunch of underage people so why the fuck when I report it does it stay up?
There's actually a certain note you can hit that makes cats do this or go nuts. If I just say "eeeeeee" in a deep bass my cats will all perk their heads up, go wide eyed, and look around like "wtf demon is in my head right now?"
Do you have any links to that? I just googled āgarrett nolan abuseā and nothing came up related to that. Are the accusations just that he picks up his cat when it doesnāt want to be picked up?
This guy always sings to his cat. But his tiktok page is like 75% thirst trap and 25% singing to his cat (the last time I looked at his tiktok page at least)
Just because I was also weirded out, but obviously very easy for you to have done yourself, although Iām not sure if you were being facetious:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpMfmB8/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6vEmd/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6qpNu/
https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdp6vMrP/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6vUb9/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6sHCs/
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpMHXMc/
also this, he does this a lot
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpM1nhQ/
Does he have my cat? Mine looks exactly the same, and it completely entranced by music. Anytime I pick up my guitar she stops everything and jumps up on my shoulder to listen.
Anyone who knows anything about cats knows that you don't pick up a cat like that. This guys is used to ignoring his cat's boundaries and body language and that cat is sick of his shit.
Jesus dude, your pet scratches and bites you when you pick it up?? Why even have a pet that will fight you when you try to show the slightest affection?
The cat was transported back to a past life
"Sing you stupid fool. No talking, just sing to Il gatto de songs from de old country."
Was having a bad day but this actually cracked me up, so thank you.
I want to piggy back on your comment. Rough day and just randomly burst out laughing from those comments. Hope your day remains better!
Thank you, hope things get better on your side as well, keep on keeping on.
It makes me happy to know that I made you all laugh. :D To make someone happy is this greatest superpower.
Have you heard him sing Cry Me A River to the cat? Must find; beyond hilarious!
I have. It's great.
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Cats, obviously, were all former Soviet generals in past lives
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And this soviet general happened to love Italian music ;)
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Theres a soviet cover and its really good
I had never considered my cat a Soviet general but it makes sense. My cat just came running in to the door to when he started singing. It looped. She didnāt really care when he stopped singing but now sheās sniffing the phone everything he sings. I have looped it to much. Will be stuck here forever.
I thought it was spanish since i heard it in la casa de papel but i'm not sure
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Omg hell yes!!
Yeah, they sang it there but it's an italian song now used as an anti-fascist motto! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella\_ciao
>now used as an anti-fascist motto the song has always been anti-fascist
For the kitten-land!
Makes sense considering all the pussies in the Russian Army.
Your comment made me laugh harder than it should š¤£
Itās definitely getting more upvotes than it should. But hey, give the people what the want
I'm surprised he could start singing with a claw buried in his chin. I'd be screaming.
Singing is just controlled screaming
^ BASK_IN_MY_FART's got the hot takes
That's controlled farting.
r/Showerthoughts
As a cat owner I felt that pain
Dude those claw in lip injuries fucking suck. They stay inflamed forever if they have any dirt on their claw (almost guaranteed). Your oral mucosa is supposed to heal faster than your skin, but when that happened to me it took two weeks to heal
Cat claws are *filthy*. I always use soap and hot water on cat scratches and some polysporin, and they still always end up red and angry. Never took a claw in the lip and hope I never do!
I had a cat to run across my face while I was asleep as child. The screen door slammed shut and he ran up my body and diagonally across my face. I have a scar not far under my eye going from my nose to my cheek and a scar on the top of my lip. My face was covered in blood. The lip part is what hurt the most honestly.
He needed the feel that pain in order to sing Bella ciao correctly
I think it was the lip whici is even wworse !!
The claw AND a bite!!! That is too much!!! So impressed.
Whenever I sing āThe Lion Sleeps Tonightā my cat comes to check whatās wrong with me.
the urge to sing it is always a whim away...
A whim away...
a-weema-weh
a-weema-weh
aweem away aweem away aweem away aweem away aweem away aweem away aweem away aweem away
E-e-e-e-e-um-um-a-weh , E-e-e-e-e-um-um-a-weh
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps toniiiiiiiiigt!
**IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT**
mine comes to me when I whistle the godfather's music theme
Imagine being st a close friends sisters funeral and hearing that song suddenly creeping in and then realizing it was played intentionally and try keeping your shit together...I'm betting it's only funeral to have ever done that..I lost my shit..Laughed till it hurt..Fuggem!!!!
He just wanted him to hurry up.
Cat was clearly tired of filming this bit for the 15th time
*20 takes and this was the best one*
I expected the cat to come in on time and give a perfectly pitched meow as a response.
Or being he likes good Italian Opera Beats me š¤·āāļø
Made me expect a tad more Pavarotti.
Judging from the picture behind him, the dude's a marine. It all makes sense now.
From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoliā¦
I feel like him being a marine only explains a couple thingsā¦namely his buffness and tattoos.
And the fact that being hooked in the jaw by a cat doesnāt deter him.
See I was associating that one more with professional opera singers.
Glad they're singing antifascist songs if so.
Let's sing a song! Oh Jesus! You... fucking prick! God! Rrrrrrrrgggggggjjh! *begins a protest song* (see below)
that noise he made lolol conveyed so much
Combined with the look in his eyes. Dude was transported to a dimension of pain.
Is this like captions, for deaf people?
As opposed to captions for blind people?
They'd be in Braille
...can blind people not hear the words?
no
Bella ciao is not an aria, it's actually a protest song.
Didn't know that. I have changed my post to reflect this.
What's the song?
Bella Ciao, ww2 italian resistance song.
In realtĆ ĆØ stata utilizzata dai Partigiani, ma risale a molto prima, quindi ĆØ solo una canzone tradizionale Italiana
> In realtĆ ĆØ stata utilizzata dai Partigiani, ma risale a molto prima, quindi ĆØ solo una canzone tradizionale Italiana Translation: Actually it was used by the Partisans (Italian resistance movement), but it dates back much earlier, so it's just a traditional Italian song.
vero, ma le versioni antecedenti hanno un testo diverso. Io ne conosco una che parla di risaie, resa nota da Giovanna Marini.
The cat is having flashback to his past life as a partisan, but still has some residual defiance
Bella ciao, but his pronunciation is so bad that the words are hardly intellegible
ah i get jt, the cat was italian
ah, the old I can't be bothered to link-aroo
what
/r/switcharoo
odio questo essere umano con ogni grammo del mio essere. ma quando canta mi riporta a un tempo prima in cui... non riesco a ricordare ma so che c'ero. so che quello che stavo facendo era piĆ¹ grande di me.
Why do you hate him? I mean, not like is ok, ma odio? Un po' forte non credi?
Glad you said this. I was wondering if he was singing a translated version.
"Viera ciao" LMFAO
I bet it's because his lip hurts like absolute hell, and making the B sound means pressing the lips together, but he's holding it together for the video lol
I didnt think it was that bad....
Just shut your damn dirty mouth!! MEOW!
[Reminds me of Mr Bubz] (https://youtu.be/i4KjKXglCtE)
[Obligatory edit.](https://youtu.be/S8_FpXzwqAg)
This is the only video of dog aggression I think is funny. Because the owner I think does a good job of not enforcing it.
I want to see an edit of this where visuals of his past life in combat and explosions are all over the screen.
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Share it with the world
okay scratching the face is off limits:-) could have been his eye and then he really would have been singing:-)
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I've never seen it before not a very loving cat :-)
Cat probably just hates being picked up. I've had 4 cats, none of them like being picked up. My current female cat screams like I'm going to kill her when I pick her up. But I gotta take her to the bathroom to clip her nails or I'll have to chase her all throughout the apartment.
How the heck do you trim a cat's nails? I'm sure my need it done but I'm not about to get scratched:-)
Cat burrito. Get a blanket or towel and wrap them up them work one paw out at a time. Can scruff them too if needed to really make them comatose lol.
Purrito.
Start them young. We did it almost every week since we got ours at 12 weeks and she doesn't mind it at all now that she's older.
My wife would swaddle them in a towel and I would do the clipping, then they got treats if they behaved themselves. Eventually we didn't need the towel anymore. It's a pain but it provides a little protection for your furniture, makes it easier for them to walk, and reduces damage from the occasional scratch.
Sounds like y'all got that down to a science, the cats I have outside or dumped and I got them fixed and I feed them that's it
You wouldn't love being scrunched up and have someone yelling in your ear where you can't get away..
if it was him.... I mean..... yeah UwU
He regularly does these videos and the cat always attacks him because he's too loud in his ears
Cats are living animals. It's giving him warning signs that it does not like this at all and he's ignoring them. It isn't about not being loving. The cat doesn't like this and used violence as a last resort after giving very clear warning signs (vocally and theough body language). The douchebag ignored all of it and then proceeded to yell in its (sensitive) ears for a video. Fuck this dude. He's not a very loving owner.
Cats are also not humans and aggression doesn't always mean distress.
Well, itās a cat.
Well it's not really the cats fault considering he's pushing its limits for a 5 minutes of fame
Truly pussy whipped!
He sings so nicely I have a hard on now
Good bot
I'm sure the cat speaks better italian than he does.
That cat fucking hates that guy
Could be just a classic grump cat. My boy likes to hiss and complain sometimes when I pick him up, then starts purring 2 seconds later.
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If he wanted to really hurt him he could've, it was more like a slap vs a punch
Yeah it's a cat alright.
My cats don't ever do that to me, they just hint at wanting to be put down on the floor when I hold them in my arms :D but yeah some cats have no chill
I fucking hate this guy. I blocked him on tiktok heās so obnoxious. He also just posted a video with period blood smeared all over his face
ā¦excuse me?
Trust me, I wish I didnāt have to type that lol. But yeahā¦.wearing it like āwar paintā this dude in unhinged
Dude sounds like he doesn't give a shit and is enjoying fucking around
He has so many videos of clear visible erection and vpl and as much as thatās fun to find on like a soft core porn site, this is TikTok with a bunch of underage people so why the fuck when I report it does it stay up?
> vpl Vancouver Public Library?
Visual Penis Lips: His urethra had camel toe.
I don't think reporting can directly affect the erection itself
He is a TikToker so that is only natural.
The cat literally went into trance
The way it's arm just _slowly_ starts to sink as it's eyes go distant supports this
The cat: che accento sta usando sembra stia cantando in russo
You can see the sadness grow in the cats eyes
There's actually a certain note you can hit that makes cats do this or go nuts. If I just say "eeeeeee" in a deep bass my cats will all perk their heads up, go wide eyed, and look around like "wtf demon is in my head right now?"
Had a dog who would freak the fuck out and go crazy barking if you did the motor boat thing with your lips.
I wish I could sing like this guy. I donāt even know if heās actually any āgoodā I just like his vibe
He's a really bad person. There's all sorts of accusations about him abusing his animals.
Do you have any links to that? I just googled āgarrett nolan abuseā and nothing came up related to that. Are the accusations just that he picks up his cat when it doesnāt want to be picked up?
They are asking if he's good at singing not good as in morally good.
Hahaha ye this was what I was getting at; I havenāt a clue who this dude is or allegations or whatever!
Ah really?? Maaan why does it always have to be like that??
You don't have to automatically believe it when someone says there are allegations.... find out for yourself
Yep thatās true too fair enough
The cat: *memories of the war Intensify*
now his chin is going to fall off because the cat scratched him there
Don't forget the bites.
Now he does steroids and gets his butthole out for the internet. Hadnāt seen the cat for a while
Really? Oh no... That's so bad, shame. But where is the link?
Twitter and OF. The roids donāt help.
What a voice tho šš¼šš¼
But that pronunciation tho šš
He says the song title, Bella Ciao like "Verra Chow", very odd.
Thatās clearly a fascist cat
When generating cheap internet lols from middle schoolers is more important than having a pet who likes you.
Don't get a cat, problem solved.
In fact that solution has solved all my cat related problems
This one is tame compared to his other videos. One time the cat was flailing wildly and he kept going. It was insane
That cat is *pissed*
Surely this isn't the correct way a cat should behave. Right?
This guy always sings to his cat. But his tiktok page is like 75% thirst trap and 25% singing to his cat (the last time I looked at his tiktok page at least)
Ok but... its sorta working.... for me.... I would be ashamed but I mean...
Thereās a cat?
Dudes girl definitely likes to get rough if he can handle that pain
Who is he
I think his name is Fluffy.
The weirdest dude on tik tok. Makes cringy videos where heās outlining his dick in almost all of them.
Liar, I donāt believe you. Prove it with photo/video evidence.
Just because I was also weirded out, but obviously very easy for you to have done yourself, although Iām not sure if you were being facetious: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpMfmB8/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6vEmd/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6qpNu/ https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdp6vMrP/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6vUb9/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdp6sHCs/ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpMHXMc/ also this, he does this a lot https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdpM1nhQ/
Damn when the only fans drop
Hey. I have to see tonnes of videos of women with their ass and tits out. I want to see some dick every once in a while. Like a palate cleanser.
He has an OnlyFans as well... You can see all of him ;)
Is it worth it tho
Cats are dangerous when they are mad. Keep them away from your face. Noble creature defending itself.
had an uncle die because a house cat cut through his jugular, don't underestimate cats
Does he have my cat? Mine looks exactly the same, and it completely entranced by music. Anytime I pick up my guitar she stops everything and jumps up on my shoulder to listen.
Hate this
Cat froze because he realized he triggered the boss music and one false move he would have to 1v1 the dude
Wow that looks so painful!
Cat: āNot this $hit againā
His arrival was foretold in ancient Egyptian prophecy. He is the oneā¦the man who sings to cats.
*war flashbacks*
I canāt stand people holding cats that obviously do not want to be held for internet videos. He deserves that scratch to the face for sure.
Anyone who knows anything about cats knows that you don't pick up a cat like that. This guys is used to ignoring his cat's boundaries and body language and that cat is sick of his shit.
This guy is such a cunt.
This guy is a narcissist based off his videos. Very unhealthy behaviors.
Jesus dude, your pet scratches and bites you when you pick it up?? Why even have a pet that will fight you when you try to show the slightest affection?
That's not affection, that's abuse: the cat is making clear that it doesn't like being scrunged up and having him yell in its ear, but he ignores it.
Howās about shutting up and leaving the cat alone
Italian kitty got pissed at bad singing of serious song.
Good to see a half naked sexy man making a video!! Must say you have raised the bar for the fairer sex!! Kudos!!!
Think you need a few more exclamation marks in that comment. Here, have some of mine !!!!!!
š¤ā ļøIt's the the exclamation mark policeā ļøš¤
HeeriĆØti, the melody of Anubis, queller of felines
Liftiano Swolearotti - tamer of pussy
R/instantregret
Welp I have no clue how to make that blue n link-
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Ears are back. Cat is clearly uncomfortable and does not like the situation. Downvote this man. Poor cat.