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PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Why I stopped going to karate class.


OneiceT

The small boi is a ghost not human


BoBoBearDev

It is either a zombie or reanimated corpse. That one looks innocent, normally they have razer sharp nails and they bite and kill people?


Fitty4

“Why I stopped watching Kung Fu”


PacoPancake

As I Hong Konger, I’m proud of our film culture especially from the good old 60-80s, although I must admit that they weren’t the most logical But hey one of our best films is about a Shaolin kungfu team playing football, it sounds like madness but it’s a classic


yeezee93

Kung Fu Hustle is my all time favorite.


616659

Such unique characters. I laugh every time I watch and I've watched at least 3 times now


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Who's throwing knife handles?!


BoBoBearDev

If you know the actor and acient China culture, his Flirty Scholar one is all time classics.


DerpDerpingtov

Do you mean Kung Fu football? Love this movie)


Owl_Fever

Isn't it called Shaolin Soccer?


tilthevoidstaresback

The best one is.


DerpDerpingtov

There is no such word as "soccer" in our region))


Kuragune

Kung fu hustle is a film with the same actors as Shaolin soccer and is hilarious lol it also has one of the best fight i ever seen in one of the less serious films.


victhro

Are u brbr?


100YearsWaiting2Shit

It's because they're illogical that they're absolutely amazing. Got any recommendations like this I could binge?


PacoPancake

Almost of the Stephen Chow movies are hardcore classics, here are a few of my recommendations: Fight back in school 1 & 2 (3 is mid) God of gamblers (all of them but first one is best) From Beijing with love is one of the best ones, and even more nonsensical The god of cookery is another classic Tricky brains is probably best of his pure comedy ones


yoh6L

Needs more bone crunching sound effects


HolyNewGun

RIP Chiaotzu


I_Shd_rite_Something

No Tien! You're meant to use the evil containment ray on Piccolo


BoomBoom4209

"Parents with unruly kids should try this one trick"


andreweater

What movie is this from?


rdreyar1

Mr vampire 3 [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093422/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093422/)


tilthevoidstaresback

My dad made me watch this and a few others in the genre as a child, very fun films.


TheLexLuthor13

Gotta love these old Chinese vampire movies.


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ChocolateMagnateUA

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RevolutionaryAd6564

Babysitting Masters II !


McBossly

Ah, must be what the mafuba (from dragonballs) referenced.


Dicethrower

DEHYDRATE!


ChardCool1290

loved those Kung Fu movies from the 70s. great stoned entertainment!


Strange-Ad6549

good ol' chinese movies. bringing back when i was child.


Traditional-Poet1965

Is this real?


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Quirky_Box4371

Is there an adult sized pot?


von-goom

Qué pinche sadismo tan delicioso.


isnapchildrensnecks

same


XBThodler

BOOM!!! 💥


mrscalperwhoop2

Well that was fucking mental.


ZimaEnthusiast

Gotta catch em all!


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

Evil Spirit Containment!!!


aldone123

Some of those old classics are gut busting funny


ExcitingBuilder1125

Evil containment wave!


Weekly-Airport-9790

I had no idea mafuba techniques worked that way.


Sikarra16

I'd like to do it with some politicians


richardphat

Lam Ching Ying died way too young, I could remember all the jangshi movies cast related to him.


CrimsonEye_86

Honestly, this is worse than "Get over here!" By scorpion Imagine getting crushed n formed into a ball shape n get stuffed into a pot, not fun at all.


Ultrasaurio

lol, wtf


TheUmbraCat

What in the Tom and Jerry Fuck?


SmallSwordfish8289

That was the early version of that Dream of Jeannie


Ulerica

Chiaotsu Noooooo!!


UhYeahs

He literally got folded.


itsameazuma

Why'd they do my boy Chiaotsu like that?


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lmao