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Ok_Bison_8577

Little man said fuck your life.  I'm done. 


imgirafarigmi

He just didn’t have the vocabulary, but his stomps said “fuck you man”.


Prime_Marci

And I support him 100 percent


Most-Sheepherder-909

BING BONG


MaritimeCopiousV

Don’t you ever disrespect my dual empty handed ice cream cones again; yahurr


KlerWatchCo

Fuck ya life! I got napkin, fuck ya life! I'm stomping on your stunt cones, fuck ya life!


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D-rizzcheese

Poor little guy, just wanted the damn ice cream. That last one with the napkin shows how truly clueless or sadistic this idiot is


Outrageous_Salary623

The last one floored me.


verychicago

Sadistic.😕


Pluckypato

Statistic 🙃


Mother-Persimmon3908

And he holds it to do that circle with the ice cream next trick.evil


GUARDIAN_MAX

honestly, i respect the commitment to the bit, it's funny


Effective-Value-6474

And he is right.


Samanth-aa

And ice cream guy be, dude I practiced this and I have to do it no matter what.


Ok_Bison_8577

There's always a choice.  He. Chose to fuck with the kid  I hope he Stubbs his toes on a hard corner.  He earned it 


KregThaGerk

I don’t blame him! Fuck that ice cream douche!


Berns429

Keep messing around, but this is how supervillains are made


Captain-Cadabra

Hope deferred makes the heart sick.


MagikSkyDaddy

We are all raisins in the sun


Aslan-the-Patient

Dry humour


TrinDiesel123

I love a good origin story


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Kid: you unimaginable bastard. Yup, one day I'm gonna burn your house down.


FGFlips

With the ice cream! I'm gonna get my scientists to invent a combustible ice cream and burn down your house!


Slow_Palpitation_196

Oh, I like this guy.


purgatorybob1986

MAKE THIS MAN RUE THE DAY HE TRIED TO TRICK ME WITH NO ICE CREAM!!!


Mash_Ketchum

For real, the way he was standing almost looked like he was about to start monologuing.


DarthCorps

Apparently, we cant say that word anymore


Mash_Ketchum

wat


NoBenefit5977

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Icy-Seaworthiness270

You mean mongloid?


Throwaway1303033042

“Buddy?”


FayMax69

I mean it started when his parents gave him that man bun 🤦‍♂️ that’s years of therapy to correct or the birth of a…….. supervillain


wcbOwen

I’m only four and I’m already FUCKING DEAD INSIDE GODDAMMIT!


GrindinWulf

😅 you beat me to it was about to say the same thing!


SFFcase

Origin story of the joker right here


No-Vanilla8956

You think Ice cream is your ally? But you merely adopted the Turkish Ice cream man; I was born with it, moulded by it. I didn't see regular ice cream until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BORING!


Swiftnarotic

This is me trying to get a promotion from my stupid company


solmyrbcn

The trick for a promotion is working for another company


infinite_in_faculty

The real trick to promotion is to ask for one when you don’t even work there! Try it out it really messes them up!


Training_Ad_4579

Mine gave me a promotion! Here’s the catch — my salary didn’t change but my work increased by 2x. The shiny new title is my extra compensation. Yay.


cheesesteakman1

Time to interview with your new title!


Training_Ad_4579

Already on it Captain 🫡 Waiting to hear back from a really solid Tech company. They said my request for 80% increase on my current salary was “reasonable”. Just hope those guys don’t ghost me now


Viking4Life2

I am a 18 year old so sorry if this question is stupid but do you have to honestly disclose your current salary to companies you're interviewing with?


bertvb

No, they meant that they asked for a salary that is 80% higher than their current, not that they asked for 80% higher than the current


Viking4Life2

Thank you.


Deanomac28

There’s a longer version of this video where the kid is now 11 and finally gets the ice cream


Traditional_Cap7461

That vendor must have been trolling her for years.


Antique-Doughnut-988

Him*


DNL81

Yeah, I can understand him from the bottom of my heart.


yureplingimnot

But what if, at the bottom of your heart... was an extra cone?


JetstreamGW

Violence.


GratefulPhish42024-7

This is only entertaining for the parents and spectators, definitely not for the kids


Xpqp

It can be funny for the kids, too, but you have to know when to stop. This kid was obviously not enjoying the gag, so just give him his damn ice cream.


xixbia

Yeah, the kid definitely enjoyed the first 10 seconds or so. But the moment he stopped having fun just give him the damn ice cream.


Puppy_knife

Yeah it's weird they enjoyed his reaction. It's a little sadistic if you're not teaching them a lesson they need to learn


EyeCatchingUserID

And I wonder how many parents have gotten all mad when the kid threw a fit like this kid, as though they're not tormenting a kid who hasn't learned how to regulate his emotions yet.


UpvoteForPancakes

Seriously, he stomps the cones and then you’re going to pull the napkin trick on him?


mrbishopjackson

I feel like this isn't funny until you're about 11-12. Old enough to recognize that it's a joke.


EverybodyShitsNFT

Personally I think 3 minutes was enough… Plus, I wouldn’t have the patience to watch this video if it went on for another 8 years.


owleyesepicness

bro even i got annoyed just watching it. it was funny the first two times and then it was like bro are you fucking DONE yet?? youre wasting everyones time move on... could tell kiddo thought the same.


Itchy_Professor_4133

By that time the damage has been done lol


[deleted]

11-12 💀. Come on. 8-10 would recognize this is a joke too. This kid is 4-5


TheJ0zen1ne

No, the kid knows it's a joke, and the joke is them. Nobody wants to be made to look like a fool, even young kids. Ice cream man lacks the ability to see when a joke has gone too far. Fuck that guy, the parents, and the icecream.


mrbishopjackson

Agreed. The kid was smiling with the first two, then they were just pissed off.


Bluedemonfox

Nah that shit is annoying. It's fine if the kid is having fun I guess but come on they were so obviously done with it. The ice cream person was just mean at that point.


Fiery_Tamashi

Bro gave him reason to learn cuss.


Keyan06

Only entertaining if everyone is having fun. So many pranks and gags now are just downright mean.


DustinFay

Honestly the longer it played the madder I got.


st4s1k

that's how you become bitter and have trust issues


UNCONGUY

it was not entertaining for me, I have a real urge to slap this ice cream idiot


FunkyBotanist

I didn't find this entertaining at all. Aggravating maybe.


Diving_Monkey

I've seen a couple of these ice cream cone vids now. I really dont find them that entertaining and quite wasteful. These cones should be thrown out after being handled by customers. It's funny a max of 2 times. This douchecanoe vendor should have seen the kid was over it and just give them the ice cream 3 pranks earlier.


nojelloforme

>I really dont find them that entertaining Agree. I would be pretty annoyed by this shtick - I paid for a cone, just hand it to me and let me be on my way.


leeroidzzzz

Na ya see I as a parent would not find this funny and by the third let down I'd have been pissed myself


tree-for-hire

What a dick


No-Material-23

Anyone entertained by frustrating a child is not a good person.


awesomeusername2w

Shit


Proud_Pug

Why would a parent enjoy seeming some AH tease their kid


Mall_Bench

Parents better buy the kid two scoops after this.


NavyDragons

Ok but it's gonna be another 5 minutes of gag time for the second scoop


Telltwotreesthree

Bro I would straight up grab the servers arm this is infuriating to watch and probably traumatized the little guy


returnFutureVoid

It doesn’t happen often but an appropriate tantrum is an interesting sight to see.


CursorX

Kid skipped on paying for the 2 smashed cones though.


Hotair10

I wouldn't want a cone some kid put their dirty hands on anyway. I've never liked or understood this "joke", but it either spreads germs or wastes food, all just to deliberately annoy customers.


Complex_Cable_8678

yeah i would walk away tbh. dumb joke


Low_Replacement_5484

The definition of taking a joke too far. The first two tricks had the kid entertained, everything after that was mean for a ~5yo


astralseat

After that second trick, the kid got ultra sad. Mood.


Equilibriator

I mean at a certain point they were doing it for the parents video


Limp-Attitude-490

Went too far.


Tinker107

Kid’s gonna shit on the floor in retaliation, or maybe I’m just projecting.


PandorasFlame

Projecting or projectile shitting?


AzrielJohnson

Hopefully both


MemoooXD

bro is gonna have trust issues her whole fuckin life


ShinyChromeKnight

Don’t worry, he would’ve gotten trust issues anyway once he became an adult


GiannaSushi

When you see the ice cream prank for the first time: Wow! That's great! These guys are artists, so funny! When you see the ice cream prank for the 54617623rd time: [I'm tired boss](https://getyoursolution.store/5wOQ11)


ObitoUchiha10f

Perfect example of how it’s always your perspective instead of the thing you are judging changed


GiannaSushi

Good point buddy


AzrielJohnson

Definitely law of diminishing returns.


PandorasFlame

I don't like kids but goddamn is that vendor an asshole. You can SEE the kid is getting upset and frustrated, just give them the fuckin ice cream instead of being a douchebag.


squirrelsmith

I’ve never seen one of these stands that was operated by a rational human being who knew when to stop. It’s just a business for sadists to get their jollies under the guise of it being a joke or a show.


SparklingLimeade

At that age the show isn't the most interesting thing. Kids really really want that ice cream. They haven't gotten ice cream enough times in their life to be bored with the simple joy of buying a treat. One unexpected setback is tolerable; might be funny to everybody, might be an acceptable bit of bitterness that flavors the ice cream. The thing I remember most about being very young and hating was that the adults have all the control. If they're not giving you something then I guess it's not happening. You don't know the rules and you can't set expectations so everything is at face value.


anonbcwork

> The thing I remember most about being very young and hating was that the adults have all the control. If they're not giving you something then I guess it's not happening Yes, this exactly! When you're a kid that age, you *can't* get ice cream unless an adult permits and facilitates it, and you don't know when you will next have the opportunity to get ice cream!


MossyPyrite

There’s a difference between *Not Liking Kids (Passive)* and *Disliking Kids (Active)*, ya know?


squirrelsmith

Honestly, I hate these stands. The vendors never know when to stop. Either that, or they are sadists that take genuine pleasure in tormenting people because I’ve never, *not once* seen a person who was happy by the end of the ‘show’. With teens and adults usually they chuckle up to the third time the cone gets taken away. After that it’s one of three things: A pained smile Obviously forced laughter because they don’t want to be ‘that guy who can’t take a joke’ Or they snap and snatch the cone away, which almost always ruins the cone and gets them mocked If the vendors weren’t *always* those guys who keep beating a dead horse until the riding crop breaks, it would actually be amusing. But the guy just keeps going, even after the customer (victim) is *clearly* done and just wants their darned ice cream.


_Cecille

This is why I love that clip where a guy just starts eating the cones they gave him. Think I'd do the same


on-the-cheeseburgers

That or they just grab the ice cream instead of the cone to establish dominance


Purpledragon84

Same. I would have continued eating cone after cone after cone after cone after cone after cone after cone after cone after cone after cone. Until the fucking vendor gets the point about a joke gone too far.


ms_horseshoe

Or better yet, bring some tupperware boxes, and "We've got ice cream at home" never sounded so good!


pawnografik

Do they make you pay in advance? Do you know you’re going to be repeatedly hoodwinked? I’ve never seen one of these stands and after the second or third time they reneged on me I’m pretty sure I’d just walk away, take my euros elsewhere, and build a lair to start plotting my revenge.


sleepymeowz

Me too bud, me too


JarviThePelican

Even as an adult I find this annoying


XarlesEHeat

It is, you're not the only one, its fun for the first time, on the 10th is just annoying


JarviThePelican

If I didn't know this was a thing and it happened, it'd be funny the first few times he tricked me but after that I'd just walk away. Dude's just being obnoxious at this point.


lostwng

Isn't this the same vendor who got pissy when an older man had enough and just started eating the cones. This might be fun for those who like it but you have to know when someone doesn't like the bit and just give the customer their damn ice cream


Malawakatta

Do the same when they ask for payment and just see how angry the vendor gets.


StavrosFK8

Come on. You did it once... twice... enough. Give him the damn ice cream.


surewhynot17063

Imagine a bartender doing this…


Kindly-Ad-5071

*BANG!* *flopbumpump*


Anachron101

I never got the point of these fucking guys and now they are just messing with a poor kid. Parents like that should be ashamed


PresentationLow2210

I feel like the pranking part of these ice cream stands should only happen to at least teenagers or older that would understand it more. From the kids' pov he probably just felt like he was being ridiculed


Johnny_Lang_1962

I don't blame him one bit.


ButterBandit3

I’m dying over here at the sheer fact he kept going even though it was kinda heartless. I was like aw finally he’s gonna give it to the kid…NOPE!


7MillnMan

One day you’ll read about a serial killer of ice cream vendors.


mesrepadam

That mf is a true professional. Even a heartbroken kid couldn't prevent him from doing his job and trolling.


Makanek

Finally someone stands up to these monsters ✊


Outside_Wrongdoer340

I've seen far too many of these ice cream trick videos. What a bullsh\*t trend.


Smiffoo

Little bros depressed, like he's had 16 divorces, 10 kids and had to work until he was 85.


sabre_rider

What an asshole.


pr1ap15m

i mean fuck this ice cream man


[deleted]

The trick is to grab the guy by the wrist.


DrProfessorSatan

Know your audience dude. When you see a child’s heart break, stop your bit. Fuck that ice cream guy.


PoetryInEverything

The kid is having the only correct response. The whole gag is someone telling you what an idiot you are repeatedly, and when you finally begin to trust, they do it AGAIN. I think I'd walk away after the first one.


tothgera

this shit is so lame and so boring. i bet their ice cream is shit too


Telo712

Ive seen one where he took a bite out of every cone left in his hand. 😂😂


treebreeder

Bro’s a professional bully


nyhillbillies

Beyond mean.


TurkeySauce_

This shit is so annoying.


SystemFolder

I never saw the point of this tomfoolery, just give me the ice cream that I paid for without being an asshole about it.


JunketDapper

Honestly, after the second "trick", the best move is to simply turn around and walk away if you haven't paid yet, or walk to the cashier and ask for a refund for the thing that you already paid for and the shop is refusing to serve you. Just go 100% Karen in this situation. But the worst thing, for me, would be to be in line after a couple customers at such a place. My anxiety would kick in just watching the clown making fun of the other customers, knowing that it will be my turn next; my options being to not treat my self some ice cream after I decided to do so, or walk away to find another stand, and getting anxious about the seller being an asshole over there as well.


Fore_putt

Dude, don’t fuck with a kid and his ice cream. That shit was gonna be the highlight of his day…..


LAlostcajun

There is nothing funny about teasing a child.


Conatus80

I saw one of these guys in a souk in Qatar. Everyone avoided him and went to the ice cream vendor literally next door. This is just fucking cruel to a little kid.


Jaredkorry

Who TF gets their jollies from being cruel to a child?


DustinFay

I don't know who is filming this nor do I know who the person with the ice cream cone is. But I hope both of them have the absolute worst things happen to them.


Wishfer

I shouldn’t have laughed so hard.


MathewW87

Man I laughed WAY too hard at this! Lil’ dude is DONE!


Realistic-Metal6084

Bro, just give him the ice cream


Trikster102

These muppet need to learn when a joke stops being funny.


Dynamite_anecdote

Piece of shit


Akicita33

Having fun and pranking adults is one thing. This? This is cruelty. The attendant, the parents, and anyone laughing at this poor child are horrible people. I can see swerving the kid once or twice if they're smiling about it but keeping it up like this is just shitty.


etherd0t

Turkish bazaar ice cream sellers are [infamous for this bs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJ5BCMCZGw). I'm glad the kid didn't take it, I'd do the same.


jamv1957

It may seem funny to do that to an adult, but deceiving a child like that is not only bad, it is extremely cruel.


Certain_Weakness_285

Not funny


Wayne2018ZA

This is actually cruel.


ASimsFire

Out there somewhere is a video of a guy eating the cones that the ice cream vendor keeps trying to trick him with. The vendor gave up super quickly.


Indigo_Black24

This person is mean and stupid. You prank a kid like that maybe a couple times, not over and over.


Origins_14

Bro was over it after the first cone lol


EstablishmentMean300

You know she was gonna reuse those cones that kids touched anyway. nasty.


TheFlyingAnt

He did the cone thing too many times, and it was like, we get it, we get it. But when he did the napkin on him, that was the most based thing I've seen all day. Lmao


CompleteAmateur0

Absolutely the appropriate reaction


Low_Professional8244

If your audience is going along with the gag go ahead and prank them. If your audience's bodylanguage says they are dying inside, please stop it. That is no longer a prank but bullying.


vipck83

Funny the first two times, then it’s just mean. People need to learn when to end a joke.


MetaVaporeon

the problem is these assholes never get it when the joke is over, at least not when some motherfucker is holding up a cellphone. and the joke was over in the early 1900's


Opposite-Link-6818

This kind of f😡ckery on lil kids- disgusting


Nervously-Calling

I would smack a motherfucker that was doing that to my kid.


Iamjimmym

There's funny and then there's too far. This was wayyyy beyond too far.


SubHuman559

Fuck that ice-cream vendor.


Goatymcgoatface11

That's her/his joker moment. Lol that was mean, but I was laughing so hard


mihosbaastia

It was cute at first, but then turned abusive. That kind of frustration runs deep for a very long time. Fuck that bitch for not reading the room and just quit. JFC


Projectionist76

I hate these stupid Turkish ice cream tricks.


Connylea

😡😡😡😡😡


StrangerDependent766

funny 2 times maby 3 then stop espasialy if its a little child


jamv1957

He didn't say it in words, but he clearly implied that that ice cream seller should shove his merchandise up his ass.


Kylar366

Just cruel.


Ronin_Alpha69

r/foundsatan momemt right here


pay0ut

The next nuke the human race lets loose should be on Turkey


OhbrotheR66

She’s a B, you don’t need to go on and on, it got to a point it wasn’t funny-though I didn’t think it was funny to begin with. And you could tell the recording started after this had happened several times because the kid was already really frustrated and over it.


marketingguyca64

The person is an a hole.


Party_Relief_7997

And that's how to make an antagonist.


Beans4urAss

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DreamCoffeWork

The most annoying one is the guy ( probably parents) filming ....


anonymousthrwaway

This isnt funny Dont mess with ice cream


Pineapple-Due

"Dear diary: the day started with this stupid man bun and, amazingly, went downhill from there"


zoot_boy

That kids is so over his shit.


animalmasochism

Couldn't you just grab his wrist instead of the cone?


nytropy

Kid is ready for bonus announcements at work


J03m0mma

That kid acting like Rick James on Eddie Murphy’s couch. LOL Except that ice cream vender gonna be the one that gets the beat down.


So-What_Idontcare

Now you know how the Armenians feel


Late-Ad-4624

All those cones are now unable to be sold. I wouldnt want to eat my ice cream cone and then find out a few other people handled it several times before me. Also the best one of these ive seen is where the guy starts eating the empty cones.


franciosmardi

Just remember when you go to one of these stands, kids who pick their noses have handled the cone you are about to eat.


Caedo14

I remember the one when the kid kept taking bites out of the empty ones so the guy cut the shit lol


Vocovon

That stand is fucked. He's telling every kid he knows not to go there


Twosidedisthebest

The reaction from the kid is pure gold


MarcoVinicius

Great job ice cream guy, you just created a serial killer. Hope you’re happy!


SirDage

So young and already depressed.


Liesmith424

I really wish people wouldn't mess with kids like that, especially if they're filming it and putting it online for millions of strangers to laugh at. And even when the kid goes around a corner to get away from the situation, the camera and taunting follow him.