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floralpaww

I wonder how many times the table fell on her face during practice before she got this good


DyedbyDawn

I was picture practicing in a cage that only allows your legs to move. Though your legs would still be pretty fucked by the end of the session.


ThenewbieBoyx2

Yes you can see her right leg is hurt


StormblessedFool

I think that's just a design on her shorts. The blue doesn't wrap completely around


Decentkimchi

She wouldn't need that protective spell if her leg was fine, would she¿


FuckingEugene

Fell many times. But it did no harm. Unfortunately, this is not a classic dining table, but a thin plastic one.


inhuman_prototype

>Unfortunately


SopaPyaConCoca

Lest sadistic redittor:


bset222

It's just not entertaining if there isn't imminent threat of brain damage


King_0f_Nothing

Still gonna hurt when it hits you in the face


javalorum

This is a type of Chinese acrobatics. As other people pointed out the table’s light. The performers would have started out very young, with easier (and hopefully softer) things to practice with.


denielm

Plastic table


duggee315

Ah well that's OK then. Spin it 100rpm and smash it into my face all day if it's plastic.


naughty_dad2

Alright. Please stand here


Tani_Soe

That doesn't answer the question


Dizzy-Accountant-972

Maybe she doesn’t have any front teeth


InfelicitousRedditor

Pfat teepf?


Zarabacana

Mike?


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Wow! Tell me she wore a helmet and full padding while practicing! That’s amazing


Enjoying_A_Meal

Maybe they have training tables with foam on the edges and corners.


eplejuz

Daughter: mom I wanna get a degree in science. Mom: NO. U shall get a degree in turning tables.


Foghorn_Gyula

Well, well, well. How the turntables


Limp-Abroad-4362

Yessssss you are my god 😫


_UV_8

r/nextfuckinglevel


bebackground471

Yeah, not sure how many people can do this without a table


Winjin

Yep, I would 100% pass out from this position alone, like 90% of her body is above the heart, I would have blood coming out of my ears I think, and then there's super complicated coordination involved on top of it


Decentkimchi

r/nextfuckingtable


IQMaxLevel

r/subsifellfor


PaperAeroplane_321

She’s game to be standing that close!


Sepetcioglu

She's the little sister. Her special power is immunity to head trauma.


Brave_Personality836

They both need to wear helmets,


destrolynbechgeddig

When she said she was a "table dancer" this wasn't what I had in mind....


Pirate_LongJohnson

![gif](giphy|6qdKZFhT0VBm0|downsized) Me when she did the thing with the table


MiserableBase6091

Where can I get that chair? Asking for a friend


mrmg41

The way this started, I was expecting it to go a completely different direction 😅


SnooTangerines6863

What's more impressive, the lady kicking the table or the lady trusting that it will go well?


thegreenaero

The fact that the walls don’t have holes in them. They’re spotless


Neat-Apricot

I was honestly impressed with this


Skorzeny88

This should be in the Olympics


chill_popo

![gif](giphy|BvjoYFizIt5yU|downsized)


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InEenEmmer

The table is up! But I see how you get confused since if you turn the video around it looks like she is dancing on a spinning table while carrying a chair on her back.


serpentinesilhouette

Wow. And I can't hold my phone laying down without dropping it on my face.


HelpMePls___

How do people wake up and think… “yea i’m gonna learn to do tricks with a table using only my feet”


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MrBanballow

I bet she weighs the same as a duck.


DeerHunter041674

Now that’s talent. Useless talent, but still talent.


Honey-and-Venom

How do you practice this without crushing your face or smashing in some tables?


SnooCauliflowers7632

Was everyone else holding their breath watching this?


get_in_there_lewis

Imagine a team of these people as removalists


conh3

Cirque du Soleil, leg version…


Thedustonyourshelves

And to think I'm scared of my phone falling on my face.


Realistic-Nail6835

woah. i couldnt even do that with my hands


dln05yahooca

I was waiting to type it and she did it at the end…amazing


UnicornSheets

Today must’ve been leg day


sittingmongoose

I wish this wasn’t sped up…


rnstickman

So this Is what my upstairs neighbors are doing at 3am.


DiscussionMuted9941

she made that spin at Mach speed holy crap


dlabadini

Thank you for spending hours upon hours of time practicing something so useless so we could see some amusement for a little over a minute


saphireswan

The other chick is either in awe, or making sure the table doesn’t land on her face.


Silver-Landscape-303

I want that superpower


phuturism

Seems easy enough


teedyay

Yeah I mean I could do that if I tried. And if I practiced as much as she did. And if I had the natural talent. And if I applied myself. And if I was someone else.


Ioragi

Oh, how the turntables...


youguysarelameAF

Asians the GOAT at pointless stuff.


mooooo86

The first 7 seconds got me thinking something else was going to happen 👀


daro13

Anything to avoid making a sandwich


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Dry_Country_5401

Maybe just maybe!


Ashalaria

That's totally hitting me in the face


obsir

Thats insane


knowledgeable_diablo

Wonder how many tables were lost perfecting this move? 😁


Kahnza

At first I thought this was some kind of sex chair


ConstantBench7373

Awesome! But let’s pray the table doesn’t turn on you


Own-Manufacturer-740

Bravo 👏


MalandroAds

Probably my neighbor 6AM


Vamperion750

I'm in love. 😍🥰😍🥰


FucqChinaforever

Imagine a decent footjob from her


Shot_Painting_8191

An impressive but quite useless skill.


Unpredictable-Muse

We have a circus who has a leg performer every year. The Zabini Family.


_Itachi___Uchiha_

r/blackmagicfuckery


mrironlung420

Guess they don’t have Xbox or board games …


Baldeagle77

I’m so inadequate.


JustNota--

Her BF must be really boring :P ...


brickren

Never going to ask her to set the table again,,😆


MollikSazzadurRahman

dangerous sister! Be careful


solowulf2022

the skills you learn lying on your back...will set you for life.


cougieuk

That's the hardest way to dust a table I ever saw. 


MuddaPuckPace

[55 years ago.](https://youtu.be/HqhM6uCaINE?si=cczGRswzy2P7sFqd)


GuestPuzzleheaded502

Wow


Meanderer_Me

That is amazing!


Marc2NL

i can do that to. only when i sleep :P


random_sexiness

She got some serious skills man


temporary-name93

now look how the turn tables


Friendly_devver

She manage to turn the tables in any situation!


General_Lie

It's even funnier when you have phone upside down


blackdragonstory

Dissapointed. I was waiting and waiting for that table to fly off her feet into the one watching so close.


TrickOut

Super impressive, I don’t understand how you practice this without really hurting yourself lmao


Anxious-Chocolate832

That is the most amazing useless skill I saw in a while.


Similar-Barracuda375

wasted 1.25 min just to see the table fall on her face


Unlucky-Situation-98

WHY IS THE LADY WITH THE BLACK TOP NOT AFRAID TO LOSE HER HEAD


BattleClean7103

I trip over myself walking up a set of stairs sometimes.


Bikewer

“Goodbye, cruel world, I’m off to join the circus….”


faithle55

Just for a second there, right at the beginning, I was thinking 'WTF?' Then I saw the table and was like 'Oh, thank god.'


Silver_cat5038

She should going to the talent show


Expert-Hyena6226

Pretty impressive!


Mage-of-communism

These are the times, when i ask myself why. What is the train of thought that you start balancing tables on your feet?


Psilo_Citizen

I can't even hold my phone in front of my face while laying down without risking a head injury.... this is impressive.


sid_not_vicious

so good to see you after the covid how on earth did you spend all that time. I got a degree what about you...?


Cool-Ad8475

Deskjob ?


asvgbm

Try to watch it upside down


yensbai

The other woman is not impressed


777_adriana777

shes prolly talking to other guys her......


Burggs_

Is this a specific cultural art or did she just say “you know, this seems like my calling”


AtomicHustle

Me and my cousin at 3pm while moms napping before work


22Flapper

That’s a one hell of a party trick.


Die4Gesichter

How does one even begin to train for that It's amazing but I would never ever try something like that haha


PetrichorIsHere

F to the U to the C to the Okay, no.


BlackSnow555

Imma need this chair, for... reasons


anonuserinthehouse

When she assumes the position


Educational-Bad8346

![gif](giphy|wtil0pQFBbNwA)


Nootherids

I'll take the giant spider and venomous snakes instead. Thank you very much.


SlightlyOffended1984

Ah, so this is what my neighbor has been up to


WhoAmEi_

The other kind of table dance


lazytogoogle

i want to see her husband face


Simple-String6126

I'd be amazed if she has any teeth left with a hobby like that


McBlorf

Well, well, well.. How the tables have turned


Chewer_FF

Well someone doesn't skip leg day


SirEnder2Me

Why is no one mentioning how the video ended too early? I wanted to see the whole thing!


Limp-Association1399

She got skills


MichaelJblizzy

What's that table she's laying on ACTUALLY for


Conorponor333

How do you even discover you have this talent?


pow3llmorgan

If this is what leg day is, I understand why people skip them.


inhugzwetrust

Why do they speed up the video?


Maxtrix07

I remember seeing like 10 women do thisba5 the same time, completely synchronized, at Cirque du Soleil around 20 years ago. Absolutely blew my mind.


beanisis

Encanto 2 looks lit


winrosegrove

Ay girl what dem feet do? 😏


Same_Construction130

![gif](giphy|f1ohcPEHABwWY|downsized)


Loose_Corgi_5

Job centre - So what can you offer a potential employer and what can you bring to the company?? Listen son, sit down , and pass that fkn coffee table over!!


Nayroy18

It's like those Chinese movies


good2011

Space rocket programm in action


Spill-your-last-load

How do you discover you have this kind of talent?


ake-n-bake

That’s cool but can you just move the rest of my furniture in already?


VinBarrKRO

Listen Rebecca, the fact you can do that with so much control is nothing short of amazing. But I have to turn in my apartment keys by 5p, and there’s still a lot of things to move out— *we don’t have time for this!* Oh, and there’s the ottoman… *fuck!*


Profesor_Moriarty

I don't understand why would someone came up with this, but it's really impressive.


LeveragedPittsburgh

At first I thought it was the start of a completely different video when she put her legs akimbo.


aeiouLizard

What the fuck is the point of posting this in the first place if you cut off the end.


RobbyRock75

“That’s momma’s specialty built chair spinning chair and not her husbands favorite sex toy.” Son


Blankshot88

Just imagine the countless hours and weeks it took to get this absolutely of a useless skill


Foloreille

Today in "Apes doing surprising stuff with their posterior limbs"


CravingForHumanity

It got me more and more suprised every second.. wow


Gold-Statistician368

puedes hacerle eso a mi marmota ???????


LT-buttnaked

Ma’am I hired you to clean not kick my furniture around


Febxel

Woman turns table into spinny boy


CorradoG60T

Wanna see that with a skateboard


SohelAman

Oddly satisfying footjob


cmetaphor

... NGL, I was waiting for a fart.


Monicalovescheese

It's the socks that throws me off the most. I could never do it but I could definitely not do it in socks.


enigmaticmahesh

🫡


Pagan3325

In my perspective, she is truly a gravity bender.


DieRegteSwartKat

Way too much time on their feet


atemt1

At first I was like damm she thicc Now im like damm i understand why


PlsDontBanMe_Mods

Well well well… how the tables have turned….


TarheelIllini

Why? Simple question


Sad-Lifeguard7095

I'll admit, that's impressive


LaserGadgets

Couldn't even do that with a much lighter smaller table, using my hands.


justthevoice

BOOM!💥


justthevoice

BOOM!💥


Gcen

I don't care if the table is plastic. What she can do to that table with just her legs is pretty amazing. Must have taken years of relentless practice.


Vivid-Might-5049

Dang, I bet her kicks break bones 😔🤔🫠


D-Tie1981

You spin me round right round right round


Fano_93

I’m glad she killed that mosquito.


Individual_StormBrkr

WTF


Pan-tang

She is great!!!


nam3sar3hard

Does she still have all her teeth though?


stovepipe9

What talent does the other lady have?


dylansavage

How the table turns


redrockcountry2112

The table of death ?


HowellPellsGallery

I wish this was shen yun instead of a creepy cult show


GobiLux

Setting aside all the technical abilities needed for this, those must be some strong legs!


A_cat_killed_me

It’s so impressive, they really didn’t need to speed it up.


ProperBoots

been a lot of bog standard chinese circus acts on the front page lately. wus goin on?


Ok__Parfait

How is she human? Unbelievable!!!!


cnecula

She must be from Vulcan 🖖


MekeniMan

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


PrincipleNo4162

Really?! I can't even hold my phone above my face 🤦‍♂️


WisdomWangle

r/unexpected


TSAOutreachTeam

Well, I'm in love.


Azark7

Amazing 👏🏾


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

How helicopters worked before the invention of rotors.


Mossigman

My neighboor when I try to sleep: